山歌剧情版

[Pokemonlikespie]

Is this supposed to be Chinese pop o-o... I LIKEEE~! 

[JLT1019]

1:50

[Shitbagstudios]

no american like not asian american knoes there singing about sex stupid asians

[100percentofu]

GAHH MYCHONNY. LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME!

[pwchq]

這首歌太屌了 快點DOWNLOAD上課聽

[AngAvaritia]

I am 12 and what is this?

[DJeatsBAGELS]

ASIAN GHOSTS ARENT SCARY

[MrAntigeneric]

0:37

[DemolitionLover30]

wtf the girl in orange just stood there xD

[MrAntigeneric]

yes mychonny brought me here

[TheFloppyzel]

lol wash your heinie at 0:35 lollolol

[ExtremelyTurkish]

This is a video that says "Fuq the western influence, we do shit our way."

[RealDzhi]

another song by nyan cat

[sashadage]

中国人怎么会那么厉害啊?? hahaha!!!

[PutoMedvedoObnal]

ульта-мега-ёбанный баян где? правильно! как всегда, только на дёрти

[ShomyoSK]

nice pants dude

[rudevibe]

REPEAT IT!!!

[leannnnne2cool]

oh god, i cannot stop watching

[leannnnne2cool]

nice dancing skill

[cheryumbal]

yourchonny brought me here...... what are they saying xD

[CrackedShack]

Its actually pretty catchy o.o

[Gingerslayr]

Sounds like a cat dying

[veremili]

thumbs up if 9GAG brought here...

[WarboNotHobo]

Someone needs to write down what they're saying in English

[kawaiichick91]

@WarboNotHobo My Mandarin is crappy, but what they're basically singing about is taking a virgin's virginity, d**k, a**, and p***y. Hence the name of the song is called sticking the "bamboo rod" in the "dragon lake" (shudders)

[TitoAlfaro4]

retarded lady in the back jammin

[NZeedy]

1:26 BEST DANCE EVER

[TheOnewlover]

@NZeedy Agree

[slipknot5759]

the trololo band :D

[TheOnewlover]

OMG. xD Out of breath. xD 

[zx7777777777]

WAT DA FAK!?

[PhilliB1to3]

"Chow knee more fong knee yow fong-ma ah gwai-lo, fong fong ten ten tow chu chom yan le-lo. You yunlun vun-gi fong nai young ma ah gwai-lo, knee-showa knee-yow chow lah-gom yun yeh loh. Assu ze ma zo zo...*insert some fucked up voice*...HONEY MA FO ME YOW FOW AH GWAI-LO, WHO THREW A THUMBTACK HO THUM-TUM YANG LEE LO. YOU SHOE A HI-KNEE GOOCHI LIE AH GWAI-LO, YAH-YAH YOU THREW A HOW TOM TOM YANG LEE LO. ASSUA CHI MAH-HA ZO ZO..."

[l00sysun]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH this dance omg

[Booky868]

What. The, Heck.

[jimchang4u]

I wonder if people know this is a nasty ass song lmao

[MrSudan29]

That guy kinda looks like Sungmin송민 from Super Junior...

[sam17simba]

Nice track.....LOL

[skatersrule13]

I like how all the comments are in english(x

[MrSudan29]

0:07 He said CHONNY:D

[Ashchethem]

What's the name of this band? Please reply!!

[j4jealousy]

Teach me how to dougie, teach me, teach me how to dougie

[R20024]

dude i dance exactly like this

[VietnamNguyens]

What are they saying in chinese.

[ObsceneAct]

Sounds like Khan from King of the Hill.

[monsterrenoo]

Chonny sent me here.

[DaeyangSi]

it sounds like he says chonny mofo 0:08 0:9

[cardmagictrickgurmas]

I think this is what u get when u cant get a job or even get qualified to get into a mental hospital

[tonioups2]

@cardmagictrickgurmas this is a way better than bieber/tk or other crap, they are #1 stop talking shit

[blazemiller4]

thumbs up if chonny sent you here



[placman777]

What was their motivation to this song, I'll take a guess what will being retarded look like with some metal retardation dubstep.

[bradonp4]

i hate the girls voice but i love the song

[Beardactal]

Lmfao

[haizhaizhaizhaiz1234]

chonny mofo XD~

[holypredator]

If theres no subtittle on the screen... i almost tot it is a VIETNAMESE song....

Or some weird ass chinese dialect that i have never heard of...

Btw... its mandarin

[iKeVinZ0]

The orange one is so awkward =.=

[playerarota]

Somebody can explain me WTF is doing the girl of the orange shirt?

[iKeVinZ0]

@playerarota Shes high

[kamenelko]

ahahahhahHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAH­HAHAHAHHAHAAA

[AiSeeWunFurTee2K10]

SHIT! If only this had closed captions! Would've been such a blast...

[Starwishez]

thumbs up if yourchonny brought you here ;)

[SlayCrazed]

what?



[RagecowY]

the girl in the back is so useless >.<

[Armin1921]

open

dislike

close. :D

[TopherGaming]

im in the awesome part of youtube

[kamenelko]

@TopherGaming

Indeed you are :D

[Schimmelquark]

im laughing my head off XD

[Sonnyrazer]

what the fuck did i just watch

[sood543210]

Imagine the girl singer as a mouse LOL

[Katayu001]

Well at least its better than bieber

[papalolita]

They're singing folk songs from south-western China (Yunnan/Sichuan) . The lyrics are *very* suggestive with multiple poetic references to sex, ass and genitalia.

The title of this song is loosely translated to 'sticking the bamboo pole into the dragon lake'... you should know what it really means.

[ferman9111]

@papalolita Sorry but im very sceptic that chinese ppl got a "bamboo stick"... It's more like a food sticks..

[rkosinz]

Da Fuq is a "gui lor"

[itrytoteachyou]

@rkosinz white man

[ushaapc]

this song is hightrip when im high.

[microkosrae]

@heymollietchen have a nice suspended trip!!! :P

[heymollietchen]

@microkosrae ...ok?

[sentinalstorm]

I think it's safe t say that this guy knows how to dance

[ichibipier]

Wow i bet this vid got 1 mill views because of mychonny :D

[OftaPoftaRofta]

I don't get it.

[12hsandhu]

Did one of the girls say "mofo'' at like 0:28? LOOOL

[MrLavardo]

i love the song :D XD

[metobe104]

Catchy,thanks chonny

[wombaten1]

better than bieber ....

[Jenchixo]

now ya know chonny parents be jamming to this song in the car and he got addicted to them <3 :D just like me i listen to a song and i start listening to it :P

[Jenchixo]

@microkosrae Yo chill the fuck out. Your ass need something for your period.

[popcorn700035]

wellllll thhhiiisss gay song is very funny for chonny its his opinion

[Gravita100]

What the fuck?

[MasterOfShadow1996]

LMAO LOL ;DD

[timphale]

LMAO.The most funny song I've heard=))

[Leopardengoettin]

hanihonihulohanakitikimilimisc­honihaaa<- thats what i understand.

[flargicaldemon]

i found this easy to masturbate to

[Decoda26]

Gay but addicting

[TheCrimsonHowler]

2:27 FTW bruh!!!!!!!



[kamazakid]

ôi bựa vkl HKT gọi = cụ =)) nge như đấm vào đýt ák thốn vkl :))

[MasterOfShadow1996]

Still Better thab Justin Bieber... o.O



[mathematician1999]

THANKS, CHONNY!

[Se7eh]

I sing this in the shower

[EvokerN]

Chinese Roll'd

[woahitslicax3]

Is this forreal? O_O

[IndestructableXX]

That is some fucked up lyrics...

[darkking191000]

Awesome

[moustajo]

3:38 epic win .... XDD

[moustajo]

WTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TF LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wonkydonky99]

@heymollietchen Dont forget that the camera guy has hand spasms

[Thickpaper1]

-____- why chonny

[Lambothecuteness]

I CANT BELIEVE HOW AWESOME AND HILARIOUS THIS IS!!!! XD HAHAHAHA LOVE IT! DANCE MOTHERFUCKERS! I CANT STOP!!!

[carrothead875]

I'm addicted to this song.

[Knuckles586]

De tanto eu ver esses vídeos já estou até gostanto

XD

[PiiNKELF]

This is mah shit!!

[LaKream]

DUH FUCK.

[AlfieWilRus]

who the fuck is chonny

[Showoffnoob]

Damn u chonny

[Lorik19Cana]

This is what happens when Asians aren't good at math...

[theminecraft245]

@Lorik19Cana are you fucking stupid im asian and i make hundreds on all my tests fag.

[ohhhho20]

WTF! What is with the woman in orange 

[nafushifriedchicken]

ooommmmggggg chonny y??!!!!! yyy did u have to use this gay song in ur video??!!!

[MelaliciousDnBSlave]

FUCKIN ROCK OUT!!!! AZNSTYLE!!!! BIG UPS to ling ching and the whole ping family! PEACE OUT!

[BCt0xiN]

@MelaliciousDnBSlave HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!­HA!

[abcd3158]

點解橙色個阿嬸無得唱

[Pokiyfantage]

xD i thought it was good, until i heard Her voice.. O.o i was like Wtf haha....

[AnjuhasaDeichan]

They're my new dance teachers AWWW YEAH B)

[NeilAllen]

This is the final boss of the internet

[jusnaughty]

WTF.

[laserfan001]

chonny brought me here!!!

[AlfieWilRus]

win

[halastube]

WOMAN IN ORANGE!!



[fireice2037]

Sounds like she ate a smurf or something

[fireice2037]

Holy crap that voice makes me wanna cry 1:11

[Itsjustmeee1661]

THIS IS MY JAM.

[GamesIsKing]

i have the worst bonner right now............

[NakProductions1]

this is my favourite song

[TexasHasPoo]

lyrical geniuses

[surgerryy]

this is the perfect physical representation of the human soul.

[JAX209]

Chonnnnnyyyy!!! I hate you !!!

[ThePukanablah]

whast the name for this in english?

[HammCamm]

@ThePukanablah Folk story version

[neverbever]

I still can't believe this song is about losing your virginity =_=

SMH

[wonkydonky99]

need lyrics lol

[GuardianDemonX]

gayest shit i ever heard LOL

[Muaythaifighter1000]

what the hell is the girl in the back doing lol

[wonkydonky99]

WTF what are they doing with the camera??? hand spasms!!!!!

[PrincessNaeNae]

Omg lmfao this is my jam

[ieshaparsons]

招呼你能挖孔水谢谢

[Buubbakuush]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[sexydkhd]

lol chonny brought me here too

[ieshaparsons]

@sexydkhd

asian ghost says

[TheJakwak]

I want this for my ringtone.

[popcorn700035]

same here :D chonny brought meh to dis gaaayyyyy sonnnngggg O_O >.O

[ShortStackClemmensen]

@popcorn700035 I love Chonny but you shouldn't be that blunt...

[microkosrae]

@popcorn700035 YOUR THE FUCKIN BITCH..YOU AND YOUR GAY COMMENT!!

[MsBorntobeme]

OMFG...this is so fked up

[popcorn700035]

dis is so gaaayyyyy O_O

[slipsevenfold]

gui luo / gwai-lo = round eye

[trehan50cent]

i keep hearing guaylo (haha im not sure how to spell it)

and my friend told me it means white guy

so all i hear is 'LOLOLOLLOLOLOL white guy LOLOLOLOLOLOL'

[vortex422]

@trehan50cent it would be spelt something like gui luo (I study Chinese at school) can't find a translationanywhere on the internet, but I know for a fact that it doesn't mean "white guy", otherwise it would have the word for white (bai) in it. Your friends pulling your leg

[trehan50cent]

@vortex422 hahah nah im not sure whether its canto or mando so it might be the one that you arent learning cuz iv actually heard it before being said

[glamxglitter]

@trehan50cent it does mean white person, or westener

[itsaweezyyo]

I wish i knew what they were saying in english. lolololol

[swntzu]

My eyes almost melted at the start.

The singers seem to have weird accents though.

[mjloveryeayea]

they guy is cute thou >//////>

[mjloveryeayea]

OMG I CLICKED THE LINK FROM CHONNY ND AM LIKE WTF XDD I LOVE IT!!

WHATS SO FUNNY BOUT IT is tht 1 i dnt understand SHIIZ...then....they are DANCING! OMG I LOVE ASIANS XDD

[MegaBeabee]

This song seriously made my day! :D I just can't seem to figure out what's the role of the girl at the back. LOL

[hmmcoconut]

this song is about this guy having an affair with this girl, no jking

[kyrneli]

DAYUM IM A STRAIGHT MAN AND THIS IS MY JAM!

[Donnyspizza]

Where can i download this song!

[ichibipier]

i bet this video got this million views because of chonny xD

[olkienk]

My cat suddenly started screaming after this song started. O,o

[101Kevi007]

ROFL



[Joannelikescows]

wtf is the girl in the back doing LOLOLOL

[HikariMidnightx3]

@Joannelikescows Heyy 8D it's a awesome song c:<

[MechanicalCar]

3:38.

He sure can move his hips.

[XDDanie]

tune.



[Bethany639]

chonny

[yeseniagarcia92]

Sexy.

[ivybee1996]

Can somebody please get me the lyrics to this?? :D

[MsWinndixie]

@TeatheBeast101

Sameeeee xD -3 you Chonny

[tukangbobo]

WTF!