Kathy Griffin - Everybody Can Suck It (4/5)

[EmperorScarlet]

I was nearly peeing my pants during the first minute. Her imitations of her mother are so hilarious.

[leilani4real]

"How the Christ can lesbians have children?" LMAO!

[abe1289]

@leilani4real Kathy was great live! I would definitely see her again 

[EmperorScarlet]

It's because of this woman that I now always say "Jesus H. Christ hanging off the cross". I love her to death.

[iasonharper]

"And... die." Oh, I shouldn't have laughed, but I did. Kathy is amazing.

[musiclovinggurl123]

Catholics swear more because most of them are Irish... And we ALL know us Irish people cuss whenever possible.

[nostopsnopurgatory]

I always say "what the christ?!" now!!! hahaha

[RyanGallagher5]

Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that more girls say "Suck my Dick!" then guys? was there something that i missed in sex ed.?! o.0 lol

[RyanGallagher5]

"Where they all sing Amazing Grace, and then die!" :) lmao

[MysterioTheNinja]

"We went to In N Out Burger and had a grand ol time" <-- Sounds like a better party anyways!

[AnthonyJP91]

"God dammit! Son of a bitch! Jesus H Christ hanging up the cross!"

"I told her god dammit son of a bitch. Peter and Paul and the other Apostles. What the Christ is wrong with you? Mary Magdelaine and the Saints. Son of a bitch!"

"God dammit and the holy ghost of the holy spirit or whatever the Christ we're supposed to call 'em now. Can even keep track son of a bitch. God dammit. Pontius Pilate at the last supper! Son of a bitch!"

Hilarious! <3

[nostopsnopurgatory]

@AnthonyJP91 That is my favorite part!! hahaha

[hnoss13]

If Kathy ever said to me, "Follow me."

I'M SO IN!!!!

[PiMpJoOsE10]

kinda sad but i heard the whole "i was nominated with pen & teller bullshit, extreme home makeover" joke before in another stand up by her and that is the very first time ive ever heard her rehash it kinda made me sad...but i love kathy griffin either way shes HILLARIOUS

[MadeleineJK]

LMFAOOOOO

when kathy does her mother i fucking LOSE IT

god damnit son of a bitch jesus christ! xD

[richardhawke]

I love Jessica I miss her!!!

[videocrack246]

"you know, we try not to kill...." LOL LOL LOL

[MangoLuve]

I watched Chris Rock and the audience was all black, watched Gabriel Iglaises and they were mexican and now i watch Kathy and their all gay xD LOL <3

[jickopik]

@MangoLuve "Not all of them!" ;)

[MangoLuve]

@jickopik Hahaha xD i know

[warlord1121]

@MangoLuve I'm black (and straight) and I watch all 3

[mikiebart01]

@warlord1121 Im white,straight and born and raised in Ireland and so do i..

[FantomLightning]

@MangoLuve The same goes for Margaret Cho

[loverlyrachy]

When mimicking her mother, she sounded a lot like Howard's mother from the Big Bang Theory...... anyone?

[JUANCHOBORI]

ONE TIME, I ASKED A GIRLFRIEND; WHY DO YOU LIKE GOING TO A BALLET ??. SHE RESPONDED-"ANYTHING I CAN NOT DO, I HAVE TO SEE, AND IT IS ART !!!

I AM VERY SARCASTIC, AND IRONIC ...................BUT KATHY GRIFFIN, PAYS ATTENTION TO STUFF, I WILL NEVER HAD OR DO !!!!!!

I DO NOT AGREE WITH HER RELIGIOUS BELIEVE!!!! BUT THE REST IS PURE ART !!!!

[swiftie128]

when she was talking about her mom talking to her dad it reminded me of my grandparents 

[AshenMoonShadow]

Whoever that guy is laughing throughout this whole special is AMAZING. His laugh is infectious.

[gman2706]

1:19 He is loving it :P

[SYTYCD4Life]

OMFG! That was the greatest moments when she talked about her spotlight strike!

[ngdj999]

@Platinum400 NOOOOOOOOOOOO D:

[tom926a]

@ngdj999 i no it would have been hilarious

[ngdj999]

I WANNA SEE A VID OF HER DOING THAT AT THAT EMMY D: SEND ME A LINK NOWWWWW XDD

[Platinum400]

@ngdj999 it wasn't filmed :(

[Platinum400]

I was drinking a glass of water and then ........ Fuck this, this is bullshit I was robbed and everybody here knows it. I showed up I got the fake hair I got the dress, fuck you everybody can suck it, suck my dick, fuck you..... Now I have to dry my table and change my underwear.

[kristianjl]

I was a Schmemmy nominee too! Knew we were kindred spirits!

[supersonicbird11]

one of the all time funniest Bits !

I laughed so hard I threw up in my mouth !

[HurtMeSoul108]

I love how she did a Kanye at the (untelevized) Emmy's ahaha.

[lika4o]

I don't care, there's your emmy LOL

[thelstfreesprt]

Someones seriously hooting like a goose. It's hilarious, I wish I had a distinct laugh.

[MrTubeandWatch]

"Lesbians and their children?!"

LMFAO!

[audreyhepburnrules]

"God dammit, I mean it! God help me! I need a drink!" **click** ahahaha Kathy's face is hilarous.

[roman618]

she is a milf

[Puppy41H]

no, suck my dick kathy :D

[jooonleyg]

high fived all the ushers xD

[Silverflame1984]

Swearing is an artform:p

GDmmit and the Holy Ghost or the Holy Spirit or what ever the Christ were supposed to call him now, can't even keep track SOB.

GDmmit, Pontius Pilot at the last supper SOB GDmmit I mean it!

God help me,

I need a drink

CLick!

U ROCK KATHY

[KintyAKALights]

lol mary magdelene and all the saints, good 1

[Otustelija]

i would be like "jessica change my bag<3"

[DangerousEn]

"There's a jello on the lido deck."

[MiseryLovesMe92]

"Johnny! Kathleen's on the phone, she says lesbians can have children now! Well I don't know either! It makes no kinda sense! Last time I checked you had to have a guy involved somewhere!" Lmfao!

"We're not going on any goddamn cruise, for Christs' sake! Well what kindof cruise is it? LESBIANS AND THEIR CHILDREN!?! Well where we gotta go? ALASKA?! What the christ are the goddamn lesbians taking those poor kids to Alaska to freeze their asses off!?"

I LOVE YOU KATHY!! lmao <33 thanx for posting!

[xNightmarexVampsx]

5:12

I'm fifteen, and I freaking LOVE Antiques Roadshow!

Don't knock it, it's intense.

[Dominique913]

"god......dammit! son of a.....bitch! for christ sake god dammit. What the christ. the holy ghost or whatever we're calling it!"

[bubblyburberry24]

I couldn't stop laughing 0:32 - 2:40 xD

[Eternity29]

I love Maggie. I think it's clear where Kathy got her mouth from. ^_^

[Soaringmunkymuffins]

peter, paul and the other apostles!

[rhammes07]

LESBIANS AND THEIR CHILDREN!!!???

[ozlin13]

i wish i could have seen her telling them 2 suck her dick cuz that would have been so funny

i would bust a gut hanging out with this woman!

[Ardenwolfe]

OMG LOL

[supersonicbird11]

OMG, Probably the Funniest 2 minutes of all Time...Was way too freaking funny ! !

[movei123]

"No one swears more than catholics.." TRUE! lol i love her :)

[TheChristina7273]

@movei123 God d a m n it! :D

[uberlybry]

I was in my room last night trying not to laugh so hard cause ppl were sleeping but it was too damn hard! I love "son of a bitch" part fell outta my bed

[thelittlestragdoll]

WHY WASNT THIS TELEVISED!!!! I WANT TO SEE KATHYS SHMMYS ANTICS!!!!!!!!D: D: D: D: D:

[calvinkurtz91]

@thelittlestragdoll i just seen this on bravo tv 18 mins.ago

[xorezo]

Kathy brings people together!!!

[MrChickenfries99]

i laughed so effin hard i wet my pants

[Ainsiquenon23]

I love Kathy!!!

[goldenthroat86]

Did something "happen" at the Emmy's?

[Kwanquiqui]

when Kathy said "Not today." I pee'd myslef a little bit. SO FUCKING INTENSE!

[chadishot]

that would be sooo cool if that award show was filmed lol

[1chopinbrocoli]

"Can't we go to San Jose or someplace nice?"

[NewYorkerForGood]

I seriously just peed my pants watching this part. :)

[GabGab3315]

god dammit...... I need a drink, click

LOL!

[Jennuchan]

"LESBIANS and their CHILDREN?! How the Christ do lesbians have children?!" looool.

[aragon131]

@Jennuchan last time I checked you gotta have a guy involved...

[idrinkdrpepper]

Jessica, change my bag.

[Ainsiquenon23]

muahahhaaha I LOVE KATHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IdiotsFlesh]

man, somebody in the audience has the weirdest laugh

[AMsrok00]

mary magdalene and the saints..............

[TheLight10269]

That is so funny. When I watched this the view count had all 6's

[peloteroags]

for gods sake god damit son of a bitch is my favorite part!

xD

[mattypsaidso]

"I ain't never seen dis at the Emmy's!"

[Hellis666]

Kathy is the best

[jkprojects]

I like how it beebs randomly lol

[SuicidalMickeyMouse3]

LESBIANS AND THEIR CHILDREN! HA!

[ilovesocks2]

"BOOM. I step on the dog's head. There's your Emmy."

I fuckin' love her!

[omegalavender]

"...where they build a home for terminally ill children, so they can take in more terminally ill children, to expand their terminally ill children's choir where at the end where they all sing Amazing Grace...and die. I don't know, I didn't watch the whole thing... I'M SORRY, I AM BITTER... BITTER!" XD

Now if that ain't comedy, Jeff Dunham can die in a car wreck with his boring ass... Thank you Kathy Griffin, that is my most favorite part in this stand up special...

[rosalierox247]

@omegalavender That is comedy lol and i think Jeff Dunham is funny

[arashilover13]

"...Oh and congratulations. You're nominated for an Emmy." Freaking love Jessica!!!!!!

[GloriousMaximus]

OMG laughed so hard through the entire mom things

[WWEQAF]

1. I ove Kathy's mom!!!

2. Fav Lines God dammit, Pontius Pilot at the Last Supper...

and of course....

"SUCK MY DICK!"

I love Kathy...Lee Gifford... JK!!!!

[LovetheRainbow]

"JOHNNY!!! Kathys on the phone she said lesbians can have children now." Fucking LOL

"Well I don't now either." It makes no kind of sense!! Last time I checked you gotta have a guy involved somewhere....."

She should quote her mom more often, I can see where Kathy inherited her sense of humor :D.

[freefallin324]

there's a jello mold on the lead deck...new minty jello mold!

LOL i love kathy!

[DejectedPanda]

Pontius Pilate at the last supper. Goddammit. lol.

[SalSter19]

This is my favorite part of the whole routine. The Midwestern accent makes it even funnier! Kathy Griffin is one of my idols.

[lylaniaxx]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

I fuckin' love Kathy and her mom. xDD

[yahhhisforever]

i bet she has been in multiple car wrecks

[Xtina4everbaby]

God dammit, this is FUNNY!!!!! lmfao

[Falln4DarkAngel]

god dammit! I laughed so fucking hard through the whole god damned phone call with her mom...son of a bitch! Peter and Paul and the other apostles...god dammit...JHC (man I'm laughing as I write this)

[musicaleclecto]

"well what the hell kind of a cruise is it?

LESBIANS AND THEIR CHILDREN?!"

"well where the hell we gotta go?

ALASKA?!

what the christ are the goddamn lesbians bringing those poor kids to alaska?! to freeze their asses off?!"

LMMFAO

[psychoboysaz]

"Ponchus Pilot and the last supper..."

God bless Kathy Griffin and her Mom!

[cattona34]

Kathy is more of a gay man than any I know!!

[firecode6]

Boom! i knock the chair over!:P

[Kikomechan]

i went on an alaskan cruise about a month ago! haha (but not the one she was on haha)

[elvickRULES]

"Where at the end they and sing Amazing Grace....... and die."

lol, God I love her.

[cybrog22]

XD I love the using the lords name such party XD so funny

[opaulo30]

I want to see a video of her doing that at the emmys

[tw1hart]

ME TOO! But she said it wasn't televised, so there goes our hopes and dreams. =(

[sillystringattacks]

omg!

this is the best thing since skinny jeans

[spookybee]

ROFL!! My son loves when I do this bit when I'm yelling at him. The tourettes worthy searing fit cracks him up everytime. Mine usually goes, "God damit, son of a bitch what the Christ is wrong with you? Mary Magdelene and the saints...son of a bitch." And even if I'm mad at him, we usually just bust out laughing. It takes the edge of the beatings.

[byronjsmall]

oh mom is that you? lol i healed real quick i know its love, but really candy would e better ...........god dam it son of a bitch Jesus h Christ .....

[ThePrinceLight]

@spookybee 'the beatings?' I'm worried now

[itsme1963]

@spookybee When I want to get my daughter going I start up with "God Dammit Kathleen!!" I do love this woman....

[CTWcauseiMissyou]

@spookybee how old is your kid that you beat him ?!! LOL!!! haha you swear in front of him dunno its thats bad or just funny

[PennyDreadfuI]

@spookybee LOL @ taking the edge off of the beatings...

[TheeRanchAndJokrShow]

my favorite part is the 'emmys'.. lol EVERYBODY CAN SUCK MY DICK!! lol i thought that was soooo funny. :)

[nocturnshado]

What?! Were not going on any god damn cruise for god sake, god damnit, son of a bitch! Jesus age christ hanging on the cross, god..damnit..Johnny! Kathleens on the phone she says we have to go on some god damn cruise for christ sake! I told her god damnit son of a bitch peter and paul and the other opossels, what the christ is wrong with you? Mary magdelen and the saints..son of a bitch.... HAHAHA omfg, sorry I had to it was hilarious. Hahaha

[djstuntfox]

MY GOD!! That was funny on the mom impersonation.

[whateverdv]

hahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahah­ahah!!!!

[Ashbash429]

how the crist do lesbians have children? Johhny kathleen says lesbians can have children now..well i dont know last time i checked you gotta have a guy involved somewhere omg lol

[TeamParaleaf]

whos johnny kathleen?

[Ashbash429]

umm its her mom talking so shes like Johnny, kathleen says blah blah blah

[jebusi]

there is suppos to be a comma between johhny and kathleen, i think johhny is kathy's dad and i thinki kathleen is kathy im not so sure lol

[TeamParaleaf]

oh oh ok.. i see now. lol i was gonna say.. lol

[DiscoLemonade07]

her mom's name is maggie. it's her impersonation of her mom, so she is the one being referred to as kathleen

[Face2nutts]

I love it when she does her mom..LOL.

She cracks me up so bad!!!!

[kimperez2007]

"... theres a jello mold on the lito deck... a new minty jello mold.... oh thank you capt'n..."

ROFL

[Kerwritervetgirl122]

I need a drink click! omfg she is fucking hilairous!!!!!

[frictioninmyjeans]

BEST EPISODE EVER.

[LunaonCrack]

8:15

[BAD1Filmmaker]

i love the part where she flips off extream make over it was so funn " this is Fucking BULL Shit " lmao god only she could pull that shit off am i right

[AshillaBeige]

"... where they all sing 'Amazing Grace' aaand... die."

LMFAO!!!

[iluvdezsayssam]

"I'm bitter!"

[arapbb]

all of kathy griffin's dvd's: the d-list, not nicole kidman, strong black women, every can suck it, and straight to hell plus all the 4 seasons of my life on the d-list were posted like a year ago by random uploaders but all of those were gradually removed since she won her first emmy.. i dunno why but i still love her. i think it's bravo who decided to do that shit. anyhow, i still love kathy..

[sandra18097]

omfg lmao i was rolling with all the "god daaamnit. son of a bitch."

[hazard04]

"BAM, I step on the dog's head!" God, she's so hilarious! I love Kathy!

[DeadEnd39]

Possibly my favorite female comedian of all time.

[heyimbrian]

@DeadEnd39 possibly? hahaaha DEFINATLEY

[movei123]

@DeadEnd39 she certainly is mine :)

[myke199]

omfg!!!!!she's so hilarious........i love her face at 7:36 when she says "not today".....

the more she gets bitter, the more she gets funny!