A Kangaroo Beats the Zoo Keeper

[badr6210]

it fights like a guy!!

[ooknuckle]

should'nt be in captivity, hope it tears her a new asshole.

[HAWORTHSHOLLYWOOD]

lol 0:32

[02agro]

kangaroo has a good clinch game and was working the dirty boxing

[bushiman32]

Its like the cops and a black guy

[UltraRareBreed]

@bushiman32 OMG....you did NOT just go there.  LMAO.

[MichaelKingsfordGray]

They can rip out your guts with their claws.

[prescomp]

it should have beat the hell out of her ..they should be in the wild only....

[raihanalam]

Bomberfun1@ I will fuck ur mom if u skin thin kangaroo

[TheSpyChecker]

that is fucking weird as. im petting these things each day, and seriously, even the wildest of red kangaroos (big mofos) are eager to eat from my hands...

[PeterHBne1]

@TheSpyChecker Yeah but get them when they aren't happy for whatever reason and watch out....they'll rip your guts out, literally. Brutal animals.

[gnarkillkicksass]

@TheSpyChecker I've lived most of my life in the NT and I am going to call bullshit on that.

[gansterlicous]

lol i want to fight one of those things

[PeterHBne1]

@gansterlicous Good luck with that! $100 bucks on the roo. That stuff is tame. You should them when they REALLY get going.

[MrChestypuller1775]

lol kangaroos inspired to box

[SuperJohn177]

on ya mate

[olympia717]

sLOW- mo WAS DEF necessary!

[pussyenergydrink]

kangaroos are funny 

[PhoenixZong]

next time epic meal time eats this roo

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

That Kangaroo should enter the Tekken tournament!

[bomberfun1]

i would skin that kangaroo if it kicked me.

[DeanPMA]

@bomberfun1 I think you would be the 1 getting skinned son

[shairaptor]

@bomberfun1 no. you would be dead. you fuck.

[Cre8iveSignWorks]

@bomberfun1

a ''big red'' like this one will rip your arse in half within a second and leave you looking like a quartered chook in a butcher shop window.

[AFFTL]

@bomberfun1 That's if it didn't kill you first.

[JACKSON2012music]

KANGAROO SAID OOOOHRG ,HAHA FUNNY STUFF

[restlesspride666]

kickboxing kangaroo. :)

[vsboy25]

Kangaroos dont like to be bossed around so they will beat your ass because they fight each other all day in the outback so they will do it to people as well.

[AfroMalaya]

Thai style boxing not regular boxing

[elitelee3]

Before i even allow the video to load, i clicked the like button. Its ironic how the keep supressing the animals is getting whacked

[bigmaczado4]

Thats Chuck Norris pet

[shairaptor]

@bigmaczado4 please. STOP. chuck norris comments. NOW. it's getting really old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ujayet]

She try to pic pocket the roos!

[trapped45]

in slow-mo, Sounds like the kid said, "Mama mimi da da, king kingaruuuuu ooooooh!" Lol

[555tezza]

sucked in, go the roo.lol.

[BlazeFox49]

That Roo said back to the Kitchen bitch!

[kooperking]

this shud be on pay per veiw lol



[RFPEJ999]

I love kangaroooooos well done lil fella hehehe

[Klaus1386]

Kangaroos are just.. fucking cool.. just randomly punching people.

[SuperMobly]

she's a woman she got no balls.

[cypresspuz]

One kick to the groin with those gigantic claws and eventually you will open a spa that's a fact.

[UPANDCOMINGGSI]

i would most definately punch a kangaroo in the head if it hit me first haha

[shairaptor]

@UPANDCOMINGGSI then he would rip your belly open with his majestic gigantic feet you sucker!

[RatedRyman]

Kangaroo: this is what you get for feeding me shyt you sun of a bitch!!!!!

[Tharealbigmike408]

Dude I bet ill knocc a kangaroo out ...

[ClaudLeon]

@zinakan I completely agree!!!! LOL!!!

[zinakan]

LOL the funniest part of the video was hearing the kids voice in slow mo....KAAANGAAAROOOO

[gigas94]

Kangaroo: bitch you got me fucked up hoe!

[HoldYourHeadUpAlex]

hahah i love when animals attack humans hahahahha

[GerbilEssences]

0:26 "Kaaaaannnnngaaaaroooo" lol

[nadeeyaafiza]

LOL this was like, don't mess with my bf..dushh!!

[skincrx]

0:18 kangaroo is saying nnnooo momm I need youuuu I can't leave.

[karlmalone1289]

Fuck animals. They do not care about you retards i do not understand why so many people automatically take their side in every Youtube video.

[psychedashell]

@karlmalone1289 Because the animals aren't smart enough to get online and brag for themselves. Because it's funny to think that we as humans are the 'dominant' animal on the planet and can still have our hides handed to us by a hopping rat?

[cindyblue2]

send that roo to anger management

[MerchantOfDeath15]

humans get that comming when they keep wild animals in captivity

[BRm2008]

i like when humans get attacked.

[MartinaMovies]

She is lucky he didnt hit her with his nail, or the nails get cut in the zoo.

[rediffs]

did she even get hurt??? she literally walked away like nothing happened

[lashatotladze]

i wish to box with this bitch even without a fuckin tale, which helps this bitchest animal :P

[gumlover4321]

OOOOO BITCH GOT OWNED!!

[itta320]

Wth are wild animals doing in the zoo in the first place

[madness670]

THATS FOR NOT CLEANING MY SHIT UP

[darkwrath85]

I really want to see mike tyson fight a kangaroo xD



[Generoso2492]

kangaroos are the best!!!!!

[skywize]

I seriously hope that guy was wearing a cup!

[tuyguy55]

it looks like the kangaroo is trying to stuff them into the shed

[LordOfTheGnus]

Zoo keepers have to want to punch back sometimes.

[kurozaki45]

dang it if the animal attacks you punch him in the freaking face kick him you cant just let it kick you because its an animal

[oblivionfan150]

@kurozaki45 its a kangaroo, it doesin't matter if u fight back, theyll fucking kill u

[ExtremoNeutro]

best contraceptive of all time

[magicmagicnosegoblin]

muay thai kangaroo!

[PUNISHERUltra]

That zoo keeper bitch is lucky she didn't have any balls.

[27NightRider]

Kangaroo: bitch let me back out!

[lilemmie45]

hmmm..... Little girl: Awwww mommy look at the kangaroo! It would never do anything to hurt anyone! Zoo Dude: I know! It's completely harmless! Watch ill smack it with a stick until it does what i want...*WACK WACK WACK* Little Girl: Ummm Mr. I don't think thats very nice. Zoo Dude: It won't hurt me! Little Girl: uhhhhhh okay? Kangaroo: Hit me one more time and see what happens dude. *WACK* >:) Kangaroo: *Beats zoo dude!!!!* :))))))) Theeee End! :)))))

[genc58player]

he is asking for more cash lol

[YumLolipopsx3]

love kangaroos but h8 when they attk u

[iMixMaSteR1]

Carry a tranq gun u moron zoo keeper

[joder5veces]

in mother russia canagroo beats you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cjandgunner35]

llol

[sean1234hi]

i saw a kangaroo fight in the wild today. i was going for a bush walk and spotted them about 100m away. it was pretty cool

[SmokingKoala]

@sean1234hi oh ... you mean roo fightin w/ another roo? i thought they go only after the brits cuz they stole their country :-D

[sean1234hi]

@SmokingKoala haha. i am a convict from around 400 years ago

[SmokingKoala]

@sean1234hi he he ... gr8! you´ve bn keepin wonderfully in shape then ... guess u drink sum tea tree concoction every day and bathe in it too ...! :-DDD

[monkeyfly30]

I JUST WANT TO SEE A HUMAN FIGHT A KANGAROO

[razorclaws13]

ill go for the kangaroo.!! go kangaroo.. kill him!!

[2012darkages]

Godddddddddddd I wish someone would just knock a Kangaroo out.....like i really really want someone to hit a kangaroo so hard that it collapses.

[JiggilyJoo]

@2012darkages

Hahahahahhahaha you try that. Kangaroo's have one of the hardest skulls in the world. It takes 2 shots from a .22 Bolt action rifle to the head to kill them.

[44Masterpiece]

LOL!!! SLOW MOTION TALKING LITTLE KID>>> LOL!!!!

[xeltex]

dont fuck with the big red

[NyFin3st11]

"mama deedee gaga kangaroo" lmao

[FRr3AkOnALEaSh]

That little fucking kid is so annoying, SOMEONE PUT IT ON A LEASH!

[muaythai193]

Animal vs animal...only that we got weak over time thanks to zivilisation...

[MarcoTUV]

Muay Thai always win!!!

[IzzyIsou]

Wild animals should be kept in the wild, not in cages. They're not prisoners; they've done nothing wrong.

[leeman1986oct]

best thing to do if a kangaroo attacks is grab 1 leg and it tail, puts it off balance and it cant kick you. (easier said than done though)

[RowanTolley02]

If a Kangaroo hugs you... you are going to get kicked

[arterialshadow]

Dude kangaroo kicks are the most badass thing ive ever seen

[MrsLiilly]

Haha! Kangaroos = badasses. And I wanted to go to Australia. :(...

[david7lee7]

Aw how cute :3 stupid zoo keepr.

[TheCoconatali]

jajajajajajajaja!!!!

[TheJ17M]

HAHAHA THAT SLOWMOTION VOICE

[willgudmundsson]

for some reason, I just love it when humans get attacked by captive animals

[MrBobthecorncob]

its revenge

[Khaibit366]

@willgudmundsson - And that would mark the end of days for that Kangaroo. I woulda put a buck shot in its head while it was sleepin. Then hung it on the fence as a message to the other Kangaroos.

[eddylon1983]

@willgudmundsson these fuckers attack you in the wild too. my mate fed one, eating eating chomp chomp, here have a kick n a punch for your kindness

[VeryHappyUniverse]

@willgudmundsson Haha, poetic justice...

[BHHerper]

@willgudmundsson Yea, because 100% of the time it's the human's faults.It just shows how weak we are, contradicting the statements of the so called "jocks". Strong as a bull; my ass you are.

[Horses4ever8]

@willgudmundsson cuz they dont belong there thats why its funny lol

[SibSpi]

@willgudmundsson Even if you don't know the circumstances behind the animal's 'captivity'?

[psychedashell]

@SibSpi Circumstance is irrelivant when it comes to funny. It doesn't matter if it's the keeper, a tourist or a visitor, as long as nobody dies it's still good fun.

[PIOSSA]

@willgudmundsson oh yes! i stay with the animals!

[EricCris10sen]

@willgudmundsson "captive"? Loser.

[KrutoyPostowoy]

@willgudmundsson cuz ur a hippie moron?

[intelite]

@willgudmundsson If you cared about those 'humans' you'd change that snotty tune of yours.

[SanguineBullet667]

@willgudmundsson because you're a gay little vegan

[FuckingEnforcer]

@willgudmundsson

Go live in the jungle and get raped by a giraffe so the rest of us humans don't have to read your shitty comments.

[ZeroHumans]

@FuckingEnforcer I will take all you humans, bundle you up in packages with ribbons and throw you in the sun.. don't worry I will keep 40 million around as slaves, somebody needs to take care of the animals.. but not you >:)

[The1stPoster]

@willgudmundsson I'd love to see your infant child get mauled by a pit bull.

[Asstraffic91]

@willgudmundsson Probably cuz it was so awesome to see the black race rise up after 500 years of captivity, Panthers for life!

[loonmaniac]

Don't mess with the kangaroo.  They go back on that tail and kick your balls right off.

[zachariahtri]

@loonmaniac Not to mention tearing your intestines out.

[jonathancuitzillo]

@loonmaniac lol like a boss

[urbanrootz]

0:16 = Never try to motherfuckin' reason with a kangaroo.

[rmsolympic1]

It would be funny if he were yellling in that slowed down voice while pummeling the zoo keeper.

[rmsolympic1]

Kangaroo cellblock break: riot at pelican bay.

[Techh76]

animals revenge to humankind for keeping them in ''prison''.

[MUZZAMMIL5]

its seems like 3 humans fighting with one naked....lol...

[jose2005vargas]

hit his ass with the fukkin shovel, you mark ass...

[RFL0ki]

thats animal cruelty

[Trenasist]

LOL the zoo keeper didn't even put their equipment down when it was attacking

[rmsolympic1]

Kangaroos appear able to beat the up-chuck out of any living thing, man or animal. And they don't hesitate to do so.

[SweCream]

Lol owned

[KidKallum]

Why the fuck was that stupid slag trying to hang a fucken shovel off his snout anyway? Why would she think a roo would take her shit? (Because she takes his?)

[hostesaft83]

lol at the slowmotion part

[masterpryo]

hey dude u got a ghost on ur video dude! yeah on the window!!!

[punkiemissy23]

haha can you imagine coming home from work and being like oh today i got my ass kicked by a kangaroo.

[samuelANTHEA]

the kid's voice made me laugh

[fanofa7x]

hhahahjhahjaha nice

[at24seven]

It's bad when they give animals a very small space at the zoo but if they have an open area in which they can run around freeily then it's ok. Bad kangaroo lol probably learnt it from kangaroo Jack.

[lennymo36]

they should'nt be locked up in a zoo and they would'nt have to worry bout that

[chaosrave]

sure then why dont u go free willy also

[lennymo36]

why don't you get on your knees and do what you do best???

[newkyle1]

they probley scared the poor thing the fucking twats

[vexnsiolence]

pwned

[davey766]

she shouldve smoked it with a left hook

[satoshifan13]

he just got murked

[BullsEyeSniper]

Merc'd indeed comrade.

[xesionprince]

Hi, erm what does "murked" mean !?!

[satoshifan13]

Its another word for "PWNED" or "Owned" XD

[tedpm206]

More like murdered.

[shairaptor]

the words pwned and owned suck. so does murked

[tedpm206]

I don't disagree but owned is definitely not the same as murked.

[shairaptor]

ah ok.

[Superhappeefun]

Lol, it's almost as if nobody knows. Why was the P added and the O taken from the word owned?

[tedpm206]

Thats what IM sayin!! Whats with that retarded shit? I think it started as an accident (the p is right next to the o).

[zacajewea]

It's a computer dork thing isn't it? It's supposed to mean "Power Owned", and someone that thought they were so freakin clever merged to the two words. My brother, who plays WOW non stop, told me it, so I assume it originated in that realm.

What is murked?

[tckronos]

The word pwn might have arisen and spread as a common typo of the word "own" because the "p" and "o" keys are adjacent on a standard English keyboard. A visual comparison considers "pwn" to be a graphical variant of "own", with a bleeding-o (the letter "o" made to appear as though it has blood dripping from its left side).

[biggestlozfan]

Actually, the word "pwned" is derived from the word "owned", which is derived from the word "own", which is derived from the word... "cat". xDD

~Nigahiga's words =P

[RSkelly117]

Actually i dont think you fully understand the concept of derived and