Dane Cook Abducted

[Irishbeachbaby]

Lol press 3 over and over.

[Irishbeachbaby]

@Irishbeachbaby 2** sorry.

[Alybal1991]

Can you show us how to make giant corn?

[TheSloppyJoeians]

see when he says we did some shit to the indians

u just gotta say: we were drunk...sorry

[pocotoco2737]

@TheSloppyJoeians i thaut the same thing i was like wait that was like 100s of years ago just say we got drunk

[UtauHoshinachan1]

L O FUCKING L "Fuck! Those are huge Indians! Okay, good game America, we had some fun.'Hiiiiiiiii....Giant Indians! Heh, we did some shit....could you show us how to make giant corn!?'"

[MusiqMandolin]

HAHA! Americas the hero! Saw this on Hetalia Crack lol.

[scchickkk13]

@MusiqMandolin OMG., ME TOO

[BrodyNation]

Fuck, those are huge indians! Please tell me they're not giant indians. God damnit, their huge indians. Hi giant indians, we did some shit, and... Can you show us how to make giant corn?

[copycats557]

knock it off!

(canada will throw exploding maple sirop at you, america)

[star3catcherSEQUEL]

@copycats557 Awwww, but syrup is yummy! XD

[Tiger11246]

@copycats557 The fuck is sirop?

[Kat4994]

hey can you show us how to make giant corn?!

[MissCryface]

LMFAO "hey hey! knock it off! Ur bugging the world cut it off!" XD

"Listen we were a little bit drunk that time.."

[kyloe82]

He looks like Ryan Reynolds kinda at :35!

[PlasticGuitarFTW]

And out of the UFOs come thousands of one hundred foot tall Native Americans.

[dgdbfvfc3]

@PlasticGuitarFTW could you show us how 2 make giant corn!?!?

[nhanhrong]

As soon as he said America I instantly though of Alfred!

It seems like something he wud do lol

[Plushieluva]

@nhanhrong lolz same here I was like HETALIA!

[Sasamefromroblox]

@nhanhrong Yessss someone else who watches hetalia!!! :D I thought of him too!

[Foreverbluesbaby]

1:58 - 2:30 FUNNY! I love how he says fuck!

[Foreverbluesbaby]

country country you were being kind of a bitch

Are we cool now? Do you mind if we keep like three four thousand troups here?

That does sound like us!

[Tiger11246]

@Foreverbluesbaby That's because other countries ARE bitches.

[evilillusionist]

COULD YOU SHOW US HOW TO MAKE GIANT CORN?

I don't know why, but this is my favorite line by Dane ever xD

[fairfetched]

funny !!!!!

[samownsian]

lol "you wouldnt want us to be drunk again would ya!"

[Foreverbluesbaby]

@samownsian I love that... Hey,Hey knock it off, your buggin the world cut it out!

[InuKag4eva]

I just think of Alfred F. Jones saying the America part. xD "Do you mind? You wouldn't want us to get drunk again, wouldja?"

[animeteen0]

lol, GAIANT CORN, THEN WE COULD LIKE EAT JIANT POP CORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Scarsong]

@animeteen0 Giant popcorn=<3 ;w;

[adorkablebri8]

you're bugging the world, CUT IT OUT

[kk218]

giant corn lol

[grobanfan101]

i like his laugh!

[mrspudmuffin]

He does say fuck fairly well.

[squirrelskater13]

i love how he says fuck at 2:11

[Foreverbluesbaby]

@squirrelskater13 He is the only one that says fuck cool

[hellogoodbyegirl7593]

lmfao hahahahah holy shit i love him. DO YA MIND?!

[xxsarah144xx]

i wanna c the REAL shows n not pictuers n stuff

[sexygirdoll]

i know. i don't think anybody has it. :(

[Ph4ntom74]

great man, lol

[92erica]

DANE COOK IS AWESOME!!

[TYdavidson]

mines better haha

[FourLuckySpades]

Some shit happenned and...... can you teach us how to make giant corn

[eric381]

ROFL! i've never seen the full video! 5/5

[skatedude371]

o.o!

[Hampus91]

Simple but not bad 4/5