Just a little joke: Goren's shoes (not kid-safe)

[janestahl]

How did this make it past the censors?

[RiverBirch1967]

@janestahl Good question. A MISSILE in your pocket!!!!!

[MaryTheresa1986]

My boyfriend wears a size 13. :)

[MaryTheresa1986]

I started writing my first Bobby Goren fic a few days ago and would love it if everyone would check it out. Enjoy! Put the link together and there is my story.

fanfiction. net/

s/7229525/1/

Criminal_Intent_A_Robert_Goren­­_Fanfic

[MaryTheresa1986]

I think video officially counts as foreplay :)

[RiverBirch1967]

@MaryTheresa1986 I sure like the way you think.

[MaryTheresa1986]

@RiverBirch1967 :)

Ohh, if you want, check out my Bobby Goren fic. It's my first Criminal Intent fic, so I hope everyone likes it!

[RiverBirch1967]

@MaryTheresa1986 You little rascal, it does!

[happybkwrm]

Interrogate ME, Bobby! Interrogate me... over and over. :)

[RiverBirch1967]

@happybkwrm  LOL!!!

[MaryTheresa1986]

@happybkwrm if I plead guilty, do I get extra spankings? :D

[happybkwrm]

@MaryTheresa1986 Sounds fine to me! :P

[MaryTheresa1986]

@MaryTheresa1986 in that case: GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!

Bobby, you can cock your head back for me ANYTIME. :)

[vdosvixen]

RiverBirch, You are shameless! And I'd like to say thank you for so!!

*My* theory is that small ladies would be a "snug fit" for Vincent's big lucky 13! How can one man be so amazingly sexy and brilliant too?

[RiverBirch1967]

@vdosvixen Shameless!! heh. At first I saw him and thought "oooo" then I saw how smart Goren is and thought "OOOOO".

[MaryTheresa1986]

Vincent's voice is so sexy; like warm, smooth butter. Warm, smooth butter I want to lick off of a certain sexy, talented actor....

[MATUSOWNED]

What Season is this?

[RiverBirch1967]

@MATUSOWNED  Episode 5 of Season One

[MaryTheresa1986]

I wanna see his size 13!

[RiverBirch1967]

@MaryTheresa1986 hehehehe



[MaryTheresa1986]

Bobby: "Do you want to hear my theory about small men with petite women?"

Suspect: "Not particularly."

Bobby: "Petite women..."

LMAO! Best part of the video.....besides Bobby's references to his size 13. :)

[RiverBirch1967]

@MaryTheresa1986 heheheh I'm a 13 I'm a 13 I'm a 13;;........

[MaryTheresa1986]

@RiverBirch1967 love it!

[MATUSOWNED]

@MaryTheresa1986 What Season is this?

[Elvislisapresley]

Drool, drool.

[RiverBirch1967]

@Elvislisapresley Drooool...........

[RiverBirch1967]

@RiverBirch1967 I second that!

[rokninja]

"AAAAhhhh ya got small hands too!"

Such an awesome character.

[MaryTheresa1986]

@rokninja I love Detective Goren's hands....and everything else for that matter.

[BillieJean0902]

I love Bobby's laugh! Henry was certainly made the fool of by Detective Goren, wasn't he? I also love Eames' line "I have to wash off the slime!" after Goren asked her "You had enough of this guy?" I don't think Bobby liked seeing Henry Talbot coming on to his partner.Well, Bobby got his revenge, alright! Ha ha ha

[RiverBirch1967]

@BillieJean0902 LOL slime!!!!!  I love her.

[audiebear25]

LOVE this clip! Bobby is so funny! 

[RiverBirch1967]

@audiebear25 He is!!!

[BillieJean0902]

Btw, what is twelve inches to a dentist? A footbridge! LOL Bobby figured that one out in "The Unblinking Eye" episode, remember? He's so clever and fine, too!

[RiverBirch1967]

@BillieJean0902  He knows *everything*!!!!

[MsDatsaspicymeatball]

"you didn't measure up - chuckle - whoops!" bahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Vincent is FUNNY plus enchanting and freaking sexy

[RiverBirch1967]

@MsDatsaspicymeatball Definitely all those things you just said, drool.

[MERSAIDYS1]

OMG!!!!!!13...DAM U NO WHAT THAT MEANS...MMM...I LOVE U VINCENT...

[RiverBirch1967]

@MERSAIDYS1 heheheeh

[aicram62]

I liked the scene where he's with The guy who used to play on Family ties as Alex Keaton's father. The Psychiatrist that killed to get in the pants of a girl he was dating. Goren gets him in the interrogation room and practically moans an orgasm. WTF is he a detective or Dr. Ruth?

[RiverBirch1967]

@aicram62  ROFLL!!!

[aicram62]

You want drool, find out what He can do with his thumbs.

[RiverBirch1967]

@aicram62 I almost died during that scene.

[aicram62]

@RiverBirch1967 which scene? This one or the Thumbs in Household Saints?

[RiverBirch1967]

@aicram62 The thumb scene!

[aicram62]

@RiverBirch1967 Yeah,I liked when he tried to tell her about them at first and she had NO CLUE, and then on their wedding night he showed her and she was like Oooh!  And I try real hard not to go too far with my Vincent/Goren fantasies, but Ooooh.

[scrainbow1234]

"You look like a 9...or...more like an 8." hahahaah Vincent<33

I love his psychology! So awesome! :D

[RiverBirch1967]

@scrainbow1234 He really is!!! (drool)

[aicram62]

@scrainbow1234

You want drool? find out what He can do with his thumbs.

[ochahane]

OMGOMGOMFGGG

MY NOSE

I'M LOOSING TOO MUCH BLOOD LOL

Goren is soo hootttt. My family don't understand why I like him, though. But then, I don't understand THEM!

[RiverBirch1967]

@ochahane LOL that was a funny part.

[hcc1891]

LMAO! Classic! "Ahh, you have small hands, too!" Wow...hilarious! I love Goren!

[RiverBirch1967]

@hcc1891  That's our guy!!!!

[CrazyGood88]

Loved how you called him "our" man...you share...thats awesome. I had seen this episode before but it did not click til now with this vid and I must say, My mouth went dry and wet all at the same time.

[RiverBirch1967]

@CrazyGood88 We have to share! He's too much man for just one of us!

[CrazyGood88]

@RiverBirch1967 Well Eames dealt pretty well with him and she was just one woman...then again she had so much more self-control than I would have. so yea. He is way too much man for a single lady to wrap her hand around. no pun intended.

[MsGia91]

lol thisis so funny, Vincent is brill as Goren or anybody!

[RiverBirch1967]

@MsGia91 He is! He really really is.

[bojakovlev]

This is one of those phenomenal finales of LOCI where you can see how Vincent brings the best out of his co-actors...

[RiverBirch1967]

@bojakovlev That's right! He's so awesome.

[sailormoonfandubber]

Oh Bobby how I love you so <3

[RiverBirch1967]

Sailor, oh Bobby oh so YUM.

[horror17monkey]

does any one else agree with goron so much it hurts and thanx for calling him ours i hate greedy people.

[RiverBirch1967]

*giggle*

[mrsdylan77]

he has a wonderful laugh, the sound of mischief in that giggle.

I love this show!

[RiverBirch1967]

I know!  *squeee*

[BlackHeartDarkSoul]

ahahaha!!!! another one for my favourites collection!:):):)

it's not just a detective show..

[RiverBirch1967]

Right, not just a detective show, its the Bobby Goren show.

[BlackHeartDarkSoul]

yes, that's what many people can say, right? well, true ..

but i like to think that alex eames is too very important to the whole thing, although she makes less funnies.

[Sweettieniej]

Haha it's so funny when he laughs so much :P

[RiverBirch1967]

Don't you love it?

[Sweettieniej]

Yeah definitely!

[KIWI897]

Absolutely!

[KIWI897]

ahhhh 13 yummy!

[RiverBirch1967]

He is SOOOO yummy.

[yettawade]

Oh my god I love this video!!!!!!

[RiverBirch1967]

hehehee

[JupiterJahLove]

but i also have to add, this was very great. i like your little inserts. they made me giggle. and the little reminder of his 13 at the end! ;]

haha.

"Ahh!! You have small hands too!!"

"You couldn't...measure up..haha, whoops... to your peers."

[RiverBirch1967]

hehe. It is fun to make a video when people like you "get" what I'm doing. LOL.

[italyforlife7]

his face and eyes in 1:13 is the best i love him

[layde1]

Ha,ha! Yes, I agree about his eyes in 1:13.

[furrowin]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[RiverBirch1967]

Exactly.

[tngpb]

Haha - I've loved it the first time I saw it - thanks for putting it on YouTube. Great acting, D'Onofrio at his best!

[marlenedin]

esta escena la he visto mil veces y no me canso de verla de nuevo... es genial, alardea de su "gran" zapato..- de chistoso se transforma en psicologo...Sherlok Goren.... esta en ingles pero bobby habla un idioma universal.... sexy man...sigan asi... si se puede con subtitulos en español..marlen

[RiverBirch1967]

Marlen, gran machismo! jajajaja!

[squeaky00]

yes yes yes thank you so much for not putting music over the lines

can you do searches on youtube to exclude fanvids??.....i need me some bobby voice

thank you so much!!

[RiverBirch1967]

We need to do a mass search for Bobby Voice!

[dxluva]

''ah you have small hands''. remind me of the way i kida round with my friends

[RiverBirch1967]

LOL

[dxluva]

hay it would be cool if you did a trasformation vidoe of, Vincent over the years

[singedrac]

You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find a Goren clip on YouTube that doesn't have the audio replaced with some generic crap pop music. :/

[RiverBirch1967]

We need to not be denied that sexy voice. :P

[BrownEyedKris]

I know what you mean I would like to watch some of the shows and not have to buy the DVD.

[aicram62]

@singedrac If you don't replace the audio they make you take the clip down.

[singedrac]

@aicram62 I know but it saddens me there's so many music video tributes, especially so many with such shitty music. People should be more creative or not post shitty videos.

[dorismaniac]

awesome! I love that scene...HOT!

[RiverBirch1967]

Our man measures up!!!

[ForumCoEditor]

Great vid. It's a funny clip. I usually don't go for commentaries that interrupt scenes, but yours seemed to be cut well and poignant. Love the reminder of the 13 at the end.

[RiverBirch1967]

Thank you! That is indeed a compliment, well 2 of them! Thanks again.

[elleniris]

"aaaghh you got small hands too. heheheh"

"you couldn't measure up... whooops- to your peers heheheh" hahaha funny guy

[RiverBirch1967]

Only Bobby could deliver lines like that so perfectly.

[raynaharris]

I just love that hot mixture... between Sherlock Holmes and Columbo.

[RiverBirch1967]

Now that is the perfect way to put it!

[elleniris]

he is the best! so smart and HOTT. i wear a 13. so hot. i wanna watch ci

[RiverBirch1967]

He is amazing.

[spasticnerfbag]

That was so great.

[RiverBirch1967]

hee hee hee

[fishnkid1923]

PILlS 4 the other guy!!!lol

[RiverBirch1967]

Poor guy, who could ever beat Bobby?

[icrakdamirror]

Bobby Goren Totally Rocks my Sockz Off!

"ONE FINE SPECIMEN OF MANHOOD" EVERYYHING & ANYTHING You Could Ever Want in a Man He's VERY TALENTED, " Bobbyliciuos!! HOTT,SMART,FUNNY,ROMANTIC.

I BET HE'S DANGEROUS WITH THAT SIZE 13!!!

"I WANNA BE BOBBYS GIRL! 8*)~

Who Wouldn't ???

[emmaeatsporridgelots]

fucking amazing.

well done! 5 stars without hesitation! i love gorens psychology as well - you think he's talking absolute bullshit but then it all starts to fit together!

"AHHH you got small hands too hAHHAH"

[RiverBirch1967]

Yeah, he gets you psychologically before you know it happens. LOL

[raynaharris]

Ha ha ha ha

He is dangerous

[RiverBirch1967]

And YUMMY.

[raynaharris]

I thought I was the only one who's sexual fantasy was Rob Goren!!!

[emilybarham]

"I wear a 13."

Aah, this was great! Thanks for posting!

[RiverBirch1967]

Thi-rrr-rr-tt-teeeeen!

[Laindre]

oh wow...that's all i can say. wow.

[RiverBirch1967]

:D He's is all "wow"!

[sigmasoj]

Ohh mann he is pretty much the best thing since sliced bread! :D Ahah I love this man!

[RiverBirch1967]

Isn't he though? OH my.... and how he just gets in people's heads. They must confess!

[sigmasoj]

:) I was totally on my way to go and make a wallpaper of him...but than i got distracted by videos of him lol

[RiverBirch1967]

Doesn't he? And that smile on his face. LOL

[AutumnLeaves86]

It's so funny when Bobby waves his hands around & says "You've got small hands" and he starts giggling.

[RiverBirch1967]

Isn't it?  What a personality. grrrrYUM.

[sdgirl2007]

God he is hot.

[RiverBirch1967]

So totally hot. *gets a fan*

[PurpleVixen7]

Bobby can wave with those huge pale hands at me,any time,day or nigth!!He,he,he!!

[RiverBirch1967]

Me too!

[Atlantis3]

Mwahahahahahaha so funny!!!so 13 uh?....well well well....:D :D

[RiverBirch1967]

Hubba hubba!

[trolll67]

Bring those size 13's over here ;-)

Delicious :-)

[RiverBirch1967]

NO! I have first chance. ROFLLLL!!!!

[stangcrazygirl]

I will take that 13... I will take that 13.... I will take that 13. u Sexxy m-f'r..!!!

ohhhhhhhhhhh..yeaaaaa.

[RiverBirch1967]

LOL!!! You cracked me up!

[PurpleVixen7]

Ah,that Bobby!!Upss..HE IS BIGER than that little man(tiny tany man)!!

[RiverBirch1967]

Hya Vixen! He sorta towers over him and doesn't wave his hands so feminine.  LOL

[PurpleVixen7]

Isn't Bobby the coolest 13-size cute detective!!Yamm!!

[stangcrazygirl]

lol!! Big 13 huh.. You know what they say about big feet... ;-)

Great vid!!

[RiverBirch1967]

heh. And he's so delish.

[PurpleVixen7]

For Bobby to know I'm HOTT BIG number,too..just the rigth size for him!!

[vincelover22]

what is the name of that episode.. i want to see it soo bad:)

[RiverBirch1967]

Just sent you an email here, too. It is called "Jones" which is Episode 5 of Season One.

:)

[vincelover22]

great video...haha very nice

[RiverBirch1967]

Thx, vincelover... great name!

[PurpleVixen7]

So funny!!

Big MAN,Big SHOES,Big..!!I'm exacly the rigth size for Bobby!!

[RiverBirch1967]

Isn't he great? :P

[PurpleVixen7]

O BOY,HE IS SO GREAT!!

Bobby always is intersting,and could be so funny,if he wants to be!!

[RiverBirch1967]

He says the most inappropriate things. LOL! Or when he goes into someone's apartment to question them and he is walking around in the background tasting food or going through their stuff while his partner is talking.

[PurpleVixen7]

OY..I just LOVE when HE does that!!So direct,and HE knows exacly what HE wahts!!

[vincelover22]

lol..i always notice that..its soo funny though.hes like looking in their fridge and and eating their food...

[RiverBirch1967]

hehe. It's fantastic.

[happydancer4]

Nice touch with the repetitions of "I wear a size 13" (or whatever te number was).

[RiverBirch1967]

:D thanks!

[happydancer4]

I wonder if they had a hard time not cracking up while doing this scene.

[RiverBirch1967]

heh. Good point happydancer, I'll bet they did.

[ilovevdo]

i like the video and love vdo

[RiverBirch1967]

:D  Yum.

[RiverBirch1967]

I know it's a month late, and you might already have the answer, but I found it. It is called "Jones" which is Episode 5 of Season One. :)

[stuckin85]

Bobby, you're so mean, LOL. Love it when he's mean!

[RiverBirch1967]

me toooooo

[ciaBLUEBIRD]

awwck! You have small hands too...

LMAO

[RiverBirch1967]

heeeheee.

[sparrowssavvygirl]

Jones is a brilliant episode!!! i love size 13:P lol damn vincent is fine isnt he!

[RiverBirch1967]

Ah, sparrow, he is indeed fine... mmmmm.

[sparrowssavvygirl]

lol i like the way u think :P

[jenz1011]

LMAO, love this take on it, and Snark is as usual correct, if asked i too would polish those 13's of his! Welcome to the Goren club, join us for a few meetings, it's a very elite club but easy to join, only requirement, MOST LOVE VDO!

[RiverBirch1967]

Heyyyy Jenz. Thanky for the welcome, it took me awhile to be brave enough to speak up around ya'll, the masters of VDO vids. *Stands up* "Hello my name is River and I'm a VDO-aholic."

[jenz1011]

Hi River!

[RiverBirch1967]

Jenzzzzzzzzzz!

[RiverBirch1967]

P.S. do you know of any really good YahooGroups for VDO? I joined one but they don't talk enough.

[JazzyJBabe]

hi riv, do you use myspace?

[RiverBirch1967]

Yes, I do. Send me a message?

[SnarkAngel]

One of my all-time favorite Goren scenes! And I would polish his size 13-1/2s any day . . . with my tongue, if he wants. Heh-heh.

[RiverBirch1967]

It never gets old, does it? (wink)

[dottyjay]

why ROBERT NAUGHTY BOY!!

[RiverBirch1967]

And dottyjay what is your favorite?

[RiverBirch1967]

Robert what's your 2nd favorite?

[SnarkAngel]

I love ANY Goren scene where he dances . . . for such a big guy, he's very graceful. And adorable.

[RiverBirch1967]

True, very very true. And he seems to dance alot in this show. ROFL! I bet you loved the keyboard scene.