New motorcycle gone

[nathansnation]

thats is speed up and aim for the tree

[fritzkat]

steer to the right

[10chadjordan01]

you shouldn't be riding............get a bicycle with training wheels.

[benn1one]

A V-Rod!? Clearly you know nothing about Harley's! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Dude, that's a Suzuki. Probably an SV650.

[aliwhitwell]

Can't believe the number of idiots that think they can just jump on a bike and ride it without any training at all. Costly mistake to make and the next one could be your life!

[luigibattista10]

He missed the first tree.. :)

[usernameE85]

Jeez people, there is a thing called a THROTTLE CONTROL…. meaning you ease into the throttle when getting into 1st gear… not pulling full throttle and going forward until u wreck….

[heavyweight23]

lol...what a moron...lol

[MrRickjitsu]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[riderpoet]

The shorts, sneakers, wife beater t-shirt and total absence of helmet and eye protection tell us absolutely everything we need to know about this particular rider. If only someone had steered him into a Motorcycle Safety Foundation Rider's Safety Course, instead of into a dealership.

[breakerace6]

why on earth would you try to learn on a bike as powerful as a VROD? that's like trying to learn to fly a plane with a space shuttle.

[sonicnofadz]

A vrod makes 100 hp and weights over 600lbs...not exactly a fast bike by modern standards...

[2ndchanceinlife]

epic helmet

[netherlink]

Doesn't anyone take motorcycle rider safety classes anymore to learn to ride? It'll save you tons of money on fucked up new motorcycles.

[RobeZamm]

STUPIT

[bunjow18]

She forgot to say... dont hit the tree!!

[ArinOngunTV]

he accelerated as he got closer to the tree lmao

[THEOZ2106]

no gear for safety and no brains=E P I C F A I L.

[seminar6]

twat!

[Cuervo666]

ooooooooooh schit

[tekkentekken]

he revs more when he gets closer to the tree hahahaa

[two45triox]

He had no business .. .

[natessuperbike]

He apparently could not turn...not good with motorcycles.

[hirrrs]

man, get a car and stop riding

[wsbill14224]

That's not fair, that tree jumped right out in front of him!

[markistc]

man you guys suck, i must be a natural i started with a 600 and never crashed maybe a few close calls but never a crash.

[o0jun0o]

@markistc was ur 600 bike ur first ever bike without any diirtbike or any previous motorcycle?

[markistc]

@o0jun0o i had a pocket bike.

[skatestalker]

hahahahahah funny as fuk! unlucky.

[kfl21]

hope the stupid fucker died

[powerwire]

I can't seem to find a racist comment about this video. Can someone please say "white boys can't ride" or "it was probably stolen". Wait here's the best one yet, "he's just a monkey who made it home, in the trees". C'mon people, your letting me down. Are you saying racist comments are reserved for black people?

[cwazywabbit1]

always look where you want to go not at where you dont want to go

[DrewSGG]

he had to go into the tree aswell lol wow he cudnt of just turned the handle bars to go around it

[F1NN69]

he bought a new bike but it would look like he had never ridden one before i hope it wasn't brand new because that was dumb from the start

[Alpha559]

BAM RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

[sybrfreq]

maybe he should try the kind of bike that you have to pedal first... you know, most people learn when they are 5 or 6 years old?

[squaggles1987]

@zukirider202 ch-ch-ch-chump

[UrbanKnight12]

a SV-650 is a great starter bike, and they really aren't that tall, this guy most be like 5 foot, loolz (and yes i wrecked mine too when i first was learning to ride) So i can't laugh at him too much, he hit a tree, i hit a house 0.o

[tubbymarshall]

@UrbanKnight12 true. they are a very nice bike, sweet engine, physically nice sized too. i had one for a short while nad would say also, that they make ideal learner bikes. sure can hustle along when asked to. good comments friend, respect to you, from dave, u.k.

[MadMagDomi]

@UrbanKnight12 and i broke my cousins leg with it.

[helgih580]

@UrbanKnight12 haha that's funny. Do you have a video of it? I'll post mine when the time comes. I've got Suzuki rf600, 100 HP but low torque so it's hard to panic at low rpm. Also less chance of wheel spin or wheelies unless you're trying and rev it up.

[UrbanKnight12]

@helgih580 I dont have a vid, and i'm kinda glad cuz i would never be able to live it down, lol

[MrEmceeDow]

lol @ his tippy toes.

[robby844]

why the hell would you buy a bike that you cant even touch the ground on? and a "first" bike at that.

[bunsofmolybdenum]

thats me. im that guy

[bloodcorer]

GET A LIFE!!

[o0HouzE0o]

fucking asshole.

[12bucklemyshoe1]

I've heard of babe magnets but tree magnets??

[curumata]

That's a Suzuki SV650 N, no ducati here

[Ruffo002]

etard

[Charles2337]

lol he panicked and didn't know where the brake was.

[scoobinhound]

one less sv hope the tree had insurance

[danarw81]

Doesn't the prick know how to turn

[spidey20]

all he had to do was pull both hand levers instead of crashing such a nicely crafted Ducati

[naythCC]

Thats a ducati?

Looks like a SV650N

Quality sucks though. Were probably both wrong haha :D

[pgguy3]

haha!

[shrekazoid]

FAROUT llol i drove a motor bike first time in my life on dirt last week with trees everywhere without crashing in2 a single thing and you crash in2 a tree 10miles away from you lol

[bradh29]

ever heard of steering and leaning? well at least he was close to home!!

[Taker6INC]

"Oooohhhh Siiieeet"

[fmiller747]

This specimen is what's known as a "skin crayon". Hope he checked the organ donor box on his license.

[JRZRacing]

woah, did you see how that tree just jumped out in front of him?!

[motomike8012]

man i never seen that coming...he did everything to try and miss it but the tree got the better of him

[soguru87]

poor tree :(

[oxxzeusxxo]

you are a WANNABE !!! Get some gear !!ya know a helmet ,jacket ,pants, and boots!! Dont ever try to ride again,,, Stick to gossipin during speedvision .. Most people who get on a bike can touch the freakin ground before the take off!!! U give riders a bad name ,,, u better be on foot whenever i ride ,, LOSER!!!

[ponchoalonso14]

a little harsh? geez

[ArchNomad]

geez.

[310stanger]

the best part is, thats a sv650 and not even all that aggressive a bike. Just torquey.

[JoeyandLindsay]

Obviously first time on a bike, no helmet or gear...sort of deserves to meet that tree head on if you ask me.

[ppinmybutthole]

lol that sucks

[MentorInBusiness]

With him increasing speed like that, its like he tried to play chicken with the tree ...

Tree - 1

Bike - 0

[Pow3rGaming]

Tree - 1

Moron - 0

Hopefully, the moron gets use to failure like that - else his life's gonna be hard

[ArchNomad]

lmao

[blunts069]

he doesnt no how to turn lol

[0oVanDuke96o0]

ummm...first instinct steer off from the tree or try the brakes? that might work.

[Daboyuliken31]

who put that tree there

[yourbangness]

damn tat sucks.....

[longboardbob]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[halosavage]

wow, thats the thing with 20 000$ bikes, u drop in one once, and it just cost u 1 000 on repairs, + learn how to ride!

[mjok2004]

SV oh well.

[arcademan1970]

dont get on one if you cant ride DUMMY!!!!

[cooke00]

what the fuck thats all i have to say

[803honda]

can tou turn the bars are or you stuck on stupid?

[julingy]

lol no i think #1, he doesnt even know how to ride a motorcycle..... probably not even a bicycle

[yaiknowscrewme]

hes too short for the bike #1.hes not wearing any safty gear at all #2.And he has no clue what hes doing #3

[HitmanRaceTeam]

probably never could ride a bmx bike either lol. It looks like he got scared and tensed up the crank the throttle back on accident

[popra007]

How did he find exacly that tree??!!!!!

[doh1959]

look mum no brains

[Tomlikesmusic]

Poor guy.

[bforcejunkie]

keep it on the strip

[deathmetalawakes]

Think he should start with automatic girl scooters 1st... what a nitwit...

[Colimus]

LOL "oh shit"

[coolwatcher007]

omg so silly

[PBGUY12]

luv the ending oohh shit

[Biz4rr3Ninj4]

Nob end. It was only a girls bike aswell (SV650) good job it wasn't a powerful one, he'd have killed himself.

[Hemlock86]

Very true, but the SV650 isn't just a girls bike - it makes quite a nice entry level bike, especially as its easily restricted for the UK 33bhp rule

[jonnili]

new rider and doesnt wear gear? There is no "cool" factor with no protection just "stupid"

[ashleyisgay2]

im soo soo sorry

[Wonton118]

omg.....hahah someone teach that guy to turn...Wear some protection too...All these tough guys..

[microtechmachineshop]

who lets someone like that ride there new bike, i hope he got hurt

[gdoginya]

this guy is a genious.he is a role model for dummies

[oldskoolcoinop]

Tank top, no helmet and no skill=brain surgeon

[nathan290192]

oops forgot to tell em he had to steer

[USAFunderdog]

some gear might help too

[MadMediuM]

what a douche bag

[p3t0r]

OWNED!

[afrocop]

1 tip TURRRN!!!!!!!!

[mongolaid]

hahah xD.. he can barely reach down to the ground with his feets on a ducati monster.. and then he starts to gas when he comes closer to the tree.. priceless.

[pstrkd4brthcntrll]

Poor Ducati Monster,...

[Brainiac83]

Suzuki SV650 ..

[66vapor66]

weird, it look just like a monster :S

[navyveteran11]

PULL IN THE CLUTCH! Stick with it, kiddo. We all made dumb mistakes at one time or another. Least he didn't get hurt, alittle paint, and good as new. Suggestion... get into pants, and a decent jacket. Helmet may be optional for your state, but it's a must for beginners.

[bigghost27]

1st lesson: know where your controls are at and how they work BEFORE trying to make a cool vid for the friends and family.

hard lesson to learn buddy. just glad it was a tree and not a moving car.

PS...LACK OF SKILL & GEAR MAKES YOU A SQUID!!!!

[bgraff1lsu]

msf classes are your friend

[Rolexwearer]

I cant stop laughing..... What a fucking idiot. Someone please tell me this is staged!

[BadMachine86]

never let a faggot ride a bike

[DatSexyGurlKim]

puhahhahaaaaaa,what a noob..cant even turn..how u gonna crash into a tree at 5 mph??turn you dumb fuck!

[futbol345]

LOL..........no.....ARE U SERIOUS????????

[Fubieman]

Someone actually bought a Pontiac Aztek?

[inkdatson]

The clutch is your friend LOL.

[blarghwastaken]

Man, people sure do make some dumb mistakes.

[fastassevo16g]

what the FUCK is wrong with you????? you fucking down syndromed

[mceesay2100]

Yeah dude that motherfukin three had it comin !!

[bklynshowoff]

Why do people give it more throttle as they approach the fixed object? lol

[thefrozzen]

evrey boddy can drive better then him comon im 14 and i got 250cc yea and some times my lil bro is drive whit me on back sit and my litle bro can drive better

[Turppa21]

omg you have to be an idiot to do that!

[SerenityValleyVFR]

Maybe next time you can budget even MORE money for a nicer more expensive bike and not waste any on gear or riding lessons...

Dude, buy cheap bike to learn/crash on.

[dimesack65]

his first tip should have that he couldnt touch the ground flat footed..

ha

haha

ha

[rob5592000]

hey buddy theres a tree right there. did that hurt? go get a ten speed and leave the motorcycles alone from now on. ha ha ha

[gazzaUK1987]

hahahahaha! thats the funniest thing ive eva seen haha! he looked like a retard before he crashed!

[sickmefistofeles666]

i dont think he knew that bikes have breaks..he thought fairies would stop u whenever u need to stop.

[rocksweat]

"oh shit!" hahaha

[NiLL3X]

HAHAHAHAHAH that sucked imo xD

[blackturbans]

wanker!

[bcbudz]

lol, stupid squids. Get some gear moron, cause you obviously have no idea how to ride.

[quantum112]

Eh don't look now but there's a tree dead in front of ya :)

[gravesrus]

Yep, the guy just bought the bike off ebay,paid the man,and was just about to ride off when he had a urgent meeting with a tree.

[pcyz250]

that was a fucking nice sv650 you just ruined

[saute1000]

Was the guy waring a blindfold. Looked like my 3 year old riding his bike with training wheels for the first time.

[R6easy]

hahaha first time on the bike?wow

[romerofz750]

this is great i can see retards crash their new bikes all day keep it up.

[badtiming]

how do you mange to do that does he not kknow what turning is?

[inkmonster0u812]

Yep ,so much 4 a new bike.

[flhr2000]

"Uh OH" "Oh shit"  fucking priceless lmao.

[zelldon]

haha

[naftafuel]

"oh shit" LOL

[ab19201920]

It's a beginner's mistake. When they panic, they instinctively lean and pull back, like a bicycle. The only difference is, when you do it on a sport bike, you're only giving it more throttle. High Rev High End FTW!!!!

[coreybetters]

you have to turn those things.

[KYPCKDIVER]

fuck yeah ya do!!!!!!!(gotta turn em)

god thats the best comment so far.

checkout my comment.

[XxPr0xGAMERx360xX]

looool

[audiobuttmaster]

That guy seems to be really talented.

[jaketravis10]

omfg im 13 and im better than that loser

[twisteeR6]

Usually if you notice you're heading straight for a tree, don't you stop, or something along those lines? Not give it more gas

[nyguesswho]

lmao, you took the words right outve my mouth, hahahaha

[mekhet83]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooo!

Please tell me that's not a fake video!

[zozx]

the word is "BRAKE"!!!! stop spelling break.

[Furious321]

I know right? lol

Anyway, that guy shoulda just put on the breaks before nailing the tree.

[MUSTANGFREAK96]

Can you take the msf course before you buy a bike or do you have to have a bike to take the course?

[renkn]

HA HA HA F N LOOSER.

[m1a2r3okanac]

asshole

[joshhart]

This is why you take the MSF course and buy gear before you buy a bike.

[bishara1235]

LOL yea why is that, they pull the throttle instead of breakin its so funny though~!

[cemm5]

this is common for the first timers. they can't help but pull the acceleration when what they actualy wanna do is to break.

.ohh shit describes it all.

[ralliartstyle]

WHAT A RETARD! i think the tree is smarter then him!

[Smasher4ya]

LOOOL

[SPR1NKL3S]

Dumb shit!

[theuncanspan]

fuckin useless wanker

[MxJohnny]

he must've liked the looks of that tree!

[drevsdre9]

....oh shit

LOL

[rob5592000]

i just got to say.... what a retard! why didnt you use the break? or atleast stay on the road! do us a favor and never ever get back on a bike till you get a brain and learn to ride.

[RiXtn]

this thing is way to high for him!!! think he didnt know where to find the brakes ... damn!

[kartman9929]

that is a fucking dumbass why the fuck didnt he stop what a douchebag

i was about to say that is a waste of money but those bikes aren't very expensive at all

[0xcafebabe88]

No, that is a first gen SV650 for sure. It has a custom exhaust on it (possibly a yoshi) so he either bought it used or is trying someone elses bike. What a dumbass.

[Riddco]

How the hell - HAHAH!

[milwaukee69]

Evil...is that you?

[EurekaSeven2007]

Did he even take his motorcycle class?

[DymatizePro]

omg what a skillfull driver xD