DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT REALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO OVER 3 VIDEOS OR YOU DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. POST THIS TO OVER 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BUT REALLY WORKS
@gcool237 retard read my comment again cena is the biggesy ass kisser but a funny dude.lmfao it doesnt matter if u sucks rocks dick damn son u r fucking dumbass you suck the rocks dick badly cuz you wrote in CAPS LOCK lmfao
cena Rock Yeah!. how will The Hell Can He Put a Straight Lighting to his freakin' ass.. ahahahah.. but the line was very suspicious. <3 Great Inventing!.
cena Rock Yeah!. how will The Hell Can He Put a Straight Lighting him freakin' ass.. ahahahah.. but the line was very suspicious. <3 Great Inventing!.
@Italyman1992 i wish he would take advantage of being in nexus. like enjoy being some crazy heel. i was actually excited to see cena join nexus, i was thinking maybe RAW would get more exciting... idk... he is just kinda boring lately...
@kymberly8michelle dont worry wwe is going back to tv14 in about 2 weeks..becuase the only reason it is pg is because linda is running for senate and it was hurting her polls and stuff because of the trash talk the wwe was getting so she made vince tone it down till the voting was said and done and that day is today so monday nights might be getting a lot better for the wwe
@kymberly8michelle no she lost the election by like 15%, and if she would have won it the wwe would have been screwed for good!!!! but thank god she lost!!!!
John-We also got scoochen man,scoochen man, my name is Almando AliandrOoOoOoOOOOoooOOOOoMy God Would you juat Fuck your ass and shut your bile!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pause the video at 0:57 and look closely at John Cena's face.
Does anyone else see a little bit of Jim Varney in him? Jim Varney is the guy who played the character, "Ernest P. World." for those of you who don't know.
Yeah this is pretty much a ripoff of The Rocks old material....John Cena did okay but come on now cant no one do it how The Rock did it each and every week
He sucks tryna copy the rock... He knows he study n practices the rocks speeches to catch the crowd... The rock is first n original n the only peoples champ... Cena is just another jabroni suckaz... Fuck wwe...
i think everyone who hates on john cena in or out side the wwe needs to get a life cause no one appreciates the things hes done like fulfilling over 100 wishes to the make a wish foundation or anything.. they just hate on cena because hes so popular.. it really doesnt matter if he botches alot or whatever.. all he loves to do is entertain the fans but ppl think their cool cause they say cena sucks.. their probably just little kids or whatever.. but cenas a good man
@Bluefoxx3 as an entertainer and helping the kids, he gets my respect for that, but as an actual wrestler, eh he could do better..but in all honesty, i dont blame him for it, i blame Vince. he is better than what they show him as...its just like the superstars of the 90's, PG rating is ruining him
i got blind at the umaga naked pics part. john cena hot he is true and funny he says it funny for whores. the lita part is my aunt the pg 13 is old =( the randy ortan gay part made sense i thought of everything cena did haha he my idol i met him i have to switch my name i hate issa23 damn bro
OKOK, i hated cena, i'll admit that. BUT now i see what he can do on the mic, ok he has charisma he can pull of the jokes, and i can see why hes popular. Not the greatest wrestler ever but as a character hes great, and i would go as far as to compare him to the Rock, NOT as good but hes a similar guy in terms of abilty.
kenndy is on tna now and and if any body is interested i will have wrestlmania 26 on my channel the day after in come on pm me if u want elimination chamber uploaded
no one in the audience got the highlander reference
Holybapitser 1 week ago
This is why John was the bomb ! :D
3DShaymin 3 weeks ago
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DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT REALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO OVER 3 VIDEOS OR YOU DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. POST THIS TO OVER 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BUT REALLY WORKS
TheManchild1994 2 months ago
240p, We meet again!
ZaniaR619 2 months ago
Hahahahahaha
harshnovember 2 months ago
Omg I literally cried when he said that's s lie u have never referred urself 2 the michellen man
clarissakorver26 3 months ago
kellogscrunchenuts
jaydancer210 3 months ago
0:00 - 1:00 he copys The Rock rly lame ...
1:49 and then the line : Sick freak. srsly fking copy The Rock
gcool237 4 months ago
@gcool237 have you been sucking the rock's dick earlier dickhead.It's fake nobody cares rock,cena biggest ass kissers yet funny guys stfu bitch.
BradsterGangsta1401 3 months ago
@BradsterGangsta1401
IT DOESNT MATTER IF I SUCK ROCKS DICK.
The matter effect is this that cena is lame and dont have style he just APSOLUTLY SUCK!!.
go and lick cenas ASS Jabroni!
gcool237 3 months ago
@gcool237 retard read my comment again cena is the biggesy ass kisser but a funny dude.lmfao it doesnt matter if u sucks rocks dick damn son u r fucking dumbass you suck the rocks dick badly cuz you wrote in CAPS LOCK lmfao
BradsterGangsta1401 3 months ago
keep pressing 1 and 7 XD
Alexones1 5 months ago
Cena why the fuck did u copy the rock when saying "SICK FREAK"
BIGJP3195 6 months ago
3:21 lol "i dont have ten bucks" LOL XD
LAdreamin07 6 months ago 6
When cent called Todd Grisham a sick freak he tried to copy the coachmen and the rock
TheWrestlingOracle 6 months ago
Man i used to be the biggest cena fan but pg has ruined him!
BengalsBlitz 7 months ago
hahaha can't stop laughing. Thanks for the video
imz1985 7 months ago
0:43 umaga will say his first words.... BULÄHÄLELÄLI haha :D
Vafflan96 8 months ago 4
Sick FreaK
1961mRnoel 8 months ago
0:47 It's great ..:D
fans86mh 8 months ago 2
Die Cena you're not funny at all
tonyAJ420 8 months ago
@tonyAJ420 how can u not find this funny this is comic genius
zackspoonsurmom4free 8 months ago
HAHA your freakin hysterical
MorganCriminalMinds 8 months ago
lighting will shoot from my ass and when the dust settles umaga will say his first words
falkjas9itgjawkltjalk;gtj;raiotg which everyone know i just got the crap beaten out of me
colin733 9 months ago 4
pause at 0:40 LOL XD
TotaLoco 9 months ago 2
i cant find the full michelen man vid help
wwfchriswwf 9 months ago
OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY. not.
vteckicksarse 9 months ago
OMG YOUR COMMENT WAS GENIUS. not.
k4in1zere 9 months ago
@k4in1zere OMG YOUR COMEBACK WAS SOOOO... lame!
vteckicksarse 9 months ago
@vteckicksarse YOUR LIFE IS A HUGE MISTAKE :D
k4in1zere 9 months ago
john cena is ownig people xD haha
wh33lm4n1 10 months ago
Cena sucks !!!!
nandihuccha 10 months ago
@nandihuccha Fuck U
ilovejickieno1 10 months ago
blablaa blau bloua bla argh :XD
swagg4B0Y 10 months ago 2
cool video, i actually had this on my ipod years ago... i just found it again...
:)
benjonezy92 10 months ago
MRRRRRRRRRRRR CAMMMLLEEETOOOOEEEEE!
nickhawkman 10 months ago
:D:D:D:D
Th3GaMbLeR771 10 months ago
Dear lord, this John Cena would be a fun fun fun feud against The Rock
BadGuy45 11 months ago 3
Keep pressing 1 lol
SurvivorRules8888 11 months ago
Hey, dude... How bout some HD?
MiniFoxyh 11 months ago
22 kids saw this and cried
adam7794 11 months ago
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cena Rock Yeah!. how will The Hell Can He Put a Straight Lighting to his freakin' ass.. ahahahah.. but the line was very suspicious. <3 Great Inventing!.
KeivieeLove152718 11 months ago
cena Rock Yeah!. how will The Hell Can He Put a Straight Lighting him freakin' ass.. ahahahah.. but the line was very suspicious. <3 Great Inventing!.
KeivieeLove152718 11 months ago
around 2:20
look at edge's abs and chest
looking just like pauly D!!! (mtv jersey shore)
Jimadjoh59 11 months ago
"i dont have 10 bucks,"
emilyappreciation 11 months ago
how the HELL did he keep a straight face? (LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY AAAAASS)
samfirescuvlad 1 year ago 30
@samfirescuvlad cuz he has a serious face on
dh222able 8 months ago
@samfirescuvlad that is what i would like to know
babykolbi 4 months ago
anybody got 10 bucks?lol
gypsylegomaster 1 year ago 3
mr kellogs crunchy nuts? super lol
2345tylor 1 year ago
Lame.
UbuntuFox69 1 year ago
when u cheat on ashley that was crazy.But that's all right u still the man.
wlknbyfaith1 1 year ago
THE CHAMP JOHN CENA is funny as hell.
stormman23 1 year ago 2
where can I get the full clip of John Cena, Big Show, and King Booker?
Bluemagus 1 year ago
You're wrong,
you have nerver referred yourself as the michelin man.
mattjackson37 1 year ago
Baha OMG at 4:21 John's like WTF! 5:08-5:26!!!!!! ahahahaha!
MercuryandDevon 1 year ago
Omg this Shiz is sooo funny "lightning will shoot from my ass!" Omg haha
MusicFan909 1 year ago
LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!! umaga will say his first words BLALBLALBALBALBAL which means I just got the crap beat out of me hahaha
fudgeamania1 1 year ago
ahhahahahahahha puase at 3:46 ahahah black eye
number1jbfan4life123 1 year ago
ahhahahahahahha
number1jbfan4life123 1 year ago
Tonight The irresistable force meets the immovable object
in 1 corner the undefeated umaga in the next the Double U Double U E champion John Cena SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE hahahaha
crowncity4l 1 year ago
LOL i just got the crap out of me. hahaha
bieberfever427 1 year ago
20 people got herpes from lita
emmettsbeautifulgirl 1 year ago
lol " if you guys have $10 tht could be u!!!" "you know what john Screw U" "i dont have $10" lol
Shiftz411 1 year ago
/user/Tactomanify Very funny John Cena King Lawler and Vickie Guerrero segment
Tactomanify 1 year ago
armandooooo aljandrooooooooo lol
777cena777 1 year ago
LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
TheKeyHog 1 year ago
Michelin man was awesome, but at 1.44, that was just an epic fail of an attempt to copy The Rock...
UKSlayerX5 1 year ago
fuck the pg era i want this stuff back
callumccfc 1 year ago 3
AHA MMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTEEEEEEEERRRRRR CAAAAAMMMEEELLLL TOOOOOEEEE
callumccfc 1 year ago 3
So, Mr. Crappy Pants
javitojh 1 year ago
ill admit, cena has had some funny times, this was when i still liked him
300MUSIC 1 year ago 2
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300MUSIC 1 year ago
THERE KHAN ONLEE BEEE OUAN!
qwerty12149 1 year ago
you have never referred to yourself as the michelin man.
VioletBob 1 year ago
sick,sick freak
FlamEGodsZ 1 year ago
Mr. crappy
harp620 1 year ago
Hilarious video
harp620 1 year ago
I miss the old Cena when he just dissed everyone and didn't give a crap about it
RahDahRah109 1 year ago
lightning will SHOOT FROM MY CRAPPY ASS
1299tiny 1 year ago
lightning will SHOOT FROM MY CRAPPY ASS
1299tiny 1 year ago
John Cena and DX have the funniest moments in WWE.
gamefreak9917 1 year ago
@gamefreak9917 ohh lol ok u said we your right about that kind of.. but wwf not.
Dxpwnu 1 year ago
@Dxpwnu in wwf i would have to say stone cold and the rock and dx
gamefreak9917 1 year ago
Mrrrrr Camel toe
PG? This wouldn't be aloud now adays
LaserAdz123 1 year ago
Mr Kennedy's Nicknames-Mr Kellogs Crunchynuts, Mr Cameltoe, Mr Crappypants, Mr Colstamybag. LOL XD times 1,000,000,000,000,000
Mrsspongebow 1 year ago
Mr. Kellogs Crunchyman XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Superbowserfreak11 1 year ago
LOL! I don't have ten buckz'
That's made me laugh!! :)
SugarHugz26 1 year ago
LOL look at cenas face at 4:21
iTzTaStY1 1 year ago
i miss this john cena!
i still love him, but he's so serious lately. ):
kymberly8michelle 1 year ago 3
@kymberly8michelle Well thats what you get when john joins nexus
Italyman1992 1 year ago
@Italyman1992 i wish he would take advantage of being in nexus. like enjoy being some crazy heel. i was actually excited to see cena join nexus, i was thinking maybe RAW would get more exciting... idk... he is just kinda boring lately...
kymberly8michelle 1 year ago
@kymberly8michelle dont worry wwe is going back to tv14 in about 2 weeks..becuase the only reason it is pg is because linda is running for senate and it was hurting her polls and stuff because of the trash talk the wwe was getting so she made vince tone it down till the voting was said and done and that day is today so monday nights might be getting a lot better for the wwe
iLIKE2USEMYknife 1 year ago
@iLIKE2USEMYknife thank god! ugh linda is always a buzzkill! i wonder if she ever thought "What if my running for office ruins wwe's viewers?"
hey does anybody know if she won though?
kymberly8michelle 1 year ago
@kymberly8michelle no she lost the election by like 15%, and if she would have won it the wwe would have been screwed for good!!!! but thank god she lost!!!!
iLIKE2USEMYknife 1 year ago
John-We also got scoochen man,scoochen man, my name is Almando AliandrOoOoOoOOOOoooOOOOoMy God Would you juat Fuck your ass and shut your bile!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAG671 1 year ago
lmfao
luvtaylorlautner1998 1 year ago
jonh cena is funny as fuck
BMX9L6 1 year ago
i have tryed to shoot lighting from my ass sooo many times how does he do it??
honda12515 1 year ago
wtf fuck cena he thinks hes funny just cuz he makes 5 year old kids laugh get over it cena ur not the rock or steve austin u suck
neberks 1 year ago
john cena = dirtiest chirps in wwe
bamson101010 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA!!!!
Bethany13WWEFAN 1 year ago
"if you have 10 bucks and a bus fare that can be for you to!"
CGKB13 1 year ago
bring this john cena back!!
iluvrpattz 1 year ago 4
Pause the video at 0:57 and look closely at John Cena's face.
Does anyone else see a little bit of Jim Varney in him? Jim Varney is the guy who played the character, "Ernest P. World." for those of you who don't know.
TheManiacalSatanist6 1 year ago
Yeah this is pretty much a ripoff of The Rocks old material....John Cena did okay but come on now cant no one do it how The Rock did it each and every week
KiddRich90 1 year ago
mr kellogs lol
cenation78520 1 year ago
@cenation78520 no
BMX9L6 1 year ago
he is so funny
cenation78520 1 year ago
1:51 he stole the "sick freak" from the rock
ntubed 1 year ago 2
cena owned lita ass
TheYUNGREDD1989 1 year ago 2
He sucks tryna copy the rock... He knows he study n practices the rocks speeches to catch the crowd... The rock is first n original n the only peoples champ... Cena is just another jabroni suckaz... Fuck wwe...
tinonlia 1 year ago
@tinonlia how much of your life did you spend looking that up shit buiscut
TheTradeMarkMan 1 year ago
john .... i've got 3 wordz for you !! I LOVE YOU ! :D , cena is amazing and really funny !! love him or hate him you've to admit that :D
Theprincessroro 1 year ago
Mr. Keloggs! Lmao!
torresnkaka14 1 year ago
1:51 he steals the rocks line
mrbeanfan97 1 year ago
At 1:50 it was like the rock talking to johnathan coachman when cena talked to the guy it made me think of the rock and coach
lizzdakid 1 year ago
@Duebi11 haha yeah Cena is fucking funny
Cenation1990 1 year ago
cena is funni though
Duebi11 1 year ago
he soooooo funny and hottttttt
mrsortancena 1 year ago
john sooo hot
mrsortancena 1 year ago
lightning will shoot from my ass!!!!!!!!!!!
ulrichstern101 1 year ago 39
@ulrichstern101 LMFAO!! Cena's fucking hilarious!
wwemaster476 9 months ago
"lighting..wil shoot...from my ass!!!!" Lmao!!
TheUnforgetableSound 1 year ago 2
"LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!!"
ANGELJOE95 1 year ago
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hes trying to act like the rock....
Emilywhite44 1 year ago
Big Show: Look the deal is there's only one guy here who is what he says he is
John Cena: Ahh your wrong you have never referred to yourself as the Michelin Man
Cenation1990 1 year ago 4
@Cenation1990 lmao dat was the funniest shit i eva heard
Duebi11 1 year ago
To get a concussion, ya need a brain....
Ejhekk33 1 year ago
Lightning will just hit my ass!
DX and Cena rock!
flankycameron 1 year ago
@flankycameron it's actually lightning will shoot from my ass
pokesuperfan111 1 year ago
I still think Cena's funniest joke was what he said to Brock Lesnar:
"To get a concussion, you need a brain!"
DrOfThugonomics1 1 year ago
i love "LIGHTING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ARSE" THUMBS IF U AGREE
undertakerRULES16m 1 year ago
Lol mr.cameltoe
yunanagisa 1 year ago
LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!!
mattrules924 1 year ago 3
john cena is best 4ever
SupkajozsefAdam 1 year ago 2
Lol You know what John Screw you ! I dont got 10 bucks!
wtfuxdavid 1 year ago
i love you cena will you make lightning shoot from my ass
kittykelly5 1 year ago 2
"Lightening will shoot from my ass!"
ohhdreadful 1 year ago
Cena can be very funny.
chrisuncleahmad 1 year ago
The first one will always be my favorite
lutherboy95 1 year ago
Lightning will shoot FROM MY ASS!!
Umaga will say his first words... Blasaburlsbaaaaaa
gamamctwist 1 year ago 25
@gamamctwist Umaga said i just got my crap beat out of me
nickgroff101 1 year ago
@qwerjasonx
yeah that part was hillarious!
wolfgirl082 1 year ago
john cena rocks
ortan93 1 year ago
Mr. Kenedick new name
Cosmin080 1 year ago
hAHAHAHAHAH the first 00:00 - 01:00
hs8yah789asd897as89s
HAHAHAHAHAH
TheDiamond123123 1 year ago
Yo Cena, i'm happy for you , i'mma let you finish, but The Rock is the funniest WWE wrestler of all-time!!!! Funniest WWE wrestler of all-time!!!!!
TheHunkIsSprunk 1 year ago
the first scene is a bad dwayne johnson ...
Wc3ALifestyle 1 year ago
I come out with a message...
For ARMANDO...ALEJANDRO....ESTTTTTTTTTTTRAP on some NUTS 'cause you ain't GOT NONE!!!
fortminor85 1 year ago
Haha. I thought that Cena sucked horribly, but he's actually pretty funny. At least then when he could say ass and call someone gay.
PG-rating...nonnoonononoon....
Stickki 1 year ago
OMG...LMAO!
jupiterisdagirl 1 year ago
i think everyone who hates on john cena in or out side the wwe needs to get a life cause no one appreciates the things hes done like fulfilling over 100 wishes to the make a wish foundation or anything.. they just hate on cena because hes so popular.. it really doesnt matter if he botches alot or whatever.. all he loves to do is entertain the fans but ppl think their cool cause they say cena sucks.. their probably just little kids or whatever.. but cenas a good man
Bluefoxx3 1 year ago
@Bluefoxx3 as an entertainer and helping the kids, he gets my respect for that, but as an actual wrestler, eh he could do better..but in all honesty, i dont blame him for it, i blame Vince. he is better than what they show him as...its just like the superstars of the 90's, PG rating is ruining him
proddster 1 year ago
WE WANT TV 14 BACK!!!
nonhacker69 1 year ago 2
every person who said ily John Cena .. needs to get a life ... seriously
kaijohnson823 1 year ago
lightning will shoot from my ass!!!
sinigang4 1 year ago 3
Umage : "ajv zdjù vjazdùjv ùzeadjvù jrezaùfjv ùzjefù "
ROFL !
TOMrJack 1 year ago
john cenas my husbandd ily babe
damari411 1 year ago
Poor Lita, she really got dragged through the mud in the last 2 years or so with WWE.
ladykiller85 1 year ago
i love cena
nortexe3X 1 year ago 2
They need to bring back the old cena
QuassDebonair 1 year ago 4
i love you babe!!!!
hotisyou 1 year ago
issai23 1 year ago
Cena whishes he was the Rock
solshah8 1 year ago
OKOK, i hated cena, i'll admit that. BUT now i see what he can do on the mic, ok he has charisma he can pull of the jokes, and i can see why hes popular. Not the greatest wrestler ever but as a character hes great, and i would go as far as to compare him to the Rock, NOT as good but hes a similar guy in terms of abilty.
barberino182 1 year ago
What was Cena thinking while Randy said "u n I get 2gether"??? LOL Cena must thought that RANDY want 2 *** with him.. LOL
Black93Diamond 1 year ago
@Black93Diamond why didn't you type fuck, it doesn't censor it on here and you freedom of speech
MrWwefan15 1 year ago
i love john cena he is hot
whatsup27100 1 year ago
"LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!' "and when the dust settles.....Umaga will say his first wors!ooblahglahegh." XD
"My name is Armando alehandro ooo wooo my god!WILL YOU JUST PARK YOUR ASS AND SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE?!"
XD that was funny as hell!
Catswerie 1 year ago 18
carlitos cabana :) john cenas funny hes so cool
NicholasBrett00 1 year ago 3
kenndy is on tna now and and if any body is interested i will have wrestlmania 26 on my channel the day after in come on pm me if u want elimination chamber uploaded
09wyz 1 year ago
Umaga wil say his first words afdkjad[fkgja'[dfkgja'df :D:D:D:D
zzerrattull 1 year ago
super funny lol
24werty 1 year ago
MISTEEEER KENNELTOOEE!!!! xD
Qwalyty 1 year ago
he said mister cameltoe
blackteewhitetee 1 year ago
Misteeeeer Cameltoe!!!
katsand0gs 1 year ago 7
John Cena sucks, but, he is REALLY funny, and a good wrestler.
BeastlyCuddlefish 1 year ago
That guy is umbelieveble...hahahaha
Great video!
Gis05chj 1 year ago 6
JOHN CENA ROCKS
RBJT10 1 year ago 12
LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!
idoismineo4304 1 year ago 17
LMAO
Damon089 1 year ago 8