they wont :( i sent them a really REALLY funny one and theyve never used any of mine X'(... hey but who knows theres all these shittys one so everyones got a shot^_^
the new season sucks. there arent really any good one. and everyone know machinima can come up with better ones not shitty ones that make you want stop watching this. we need something funny so every can laugh
sorry read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true
im sorry but i ave to say this...these are never good all they ever show is the idiocy of people on xbox live and how they love to show their idiocy off to the internet...doesn say alot about young americans...kinda confirms the stereotypical image of the stupid american...
Thats funnny, all the time voicemail theatre has been showed, people that like it, but don't like or play halo 3 that much still watched these videos without complaining. And then whenever other game characters ( LBP, Half-life 2 ) were showed it was an outrage to all loyal halo 3 players.....I don't understand it.
COPY AND PASTE if when you saw Jonas brothers at the top of a cliff preparing to jump you would be in that 5 percent of people who would shout "JUMP ASSHOLES". Whilst everyone else would be in tears.
If you were stranded on a deserted island and could only take one item with you, what would it be? One sock so I could put it on my head and dance around singing "I'm a barbie girl!"
They need more people who have actually hit puberty to be on VMT. They also need to wait until they have some decent content before they make an episode - if you don't have enough funny stuff, wait until you do instead of giving us something that isn't all that funny. The old VMTs were awesome, but this ain't.
I believe that this show started to suck because they don't pick random people anymore and just use the same eight year olds in every single video that can't think of anything funny to say.
Too many halo fans watch Voice mail theater! They get obsessed in halo and start hating other games
cardzone1000 2 years ago
infection and it can be very very fun :D
hdubluvmaker5000 2 years ago
what game is it with the zombie's in it? o.o
IRISHxELITExIRISH 2 years ago
machinima, kiddies dont deserve gamer intertainment!
they must grow a pair and realize their voices are annoying as hell over LIVE and dat they need to voicemask O.o
itll releave a little bit of stress and cause less headaches -_-,
obrocolli94 2 years ago
i actually bust out laughing at "i would have 14 cents."
AlexV153 2 years ago
the end is kinda funny
gage674 2 years ago
im the last one
jonforgovernor 2 years ago
fail.
iNeed2Own 2 years ago
nonono
epic fail
sonyfucker 2 years ago
thank you. yhank you very much. lol
iNeed2Own 2 years ago
good for you! you deserve cookie
Kiwicrasherz 2 years ago
COOKIE!!!
runebuddy13 2 years ago
gfy
sonyfucker 2 years ago
too many little kids in this video
indianacheckers 2 years ago
l take 2 female spartans on my battle rifle
SuperGreenGuy 2 years ago
Lol I'm the 2 spartans 1 battle rifle
Jrodownzu 2 years ago
GOOD ONE
ryanhenness 2 years ago
I'LL SAY
MeanLunch 2 years ago
wat they do is get the message change it up a little and add a new voice
Stealthkill117 2 years ago
wat u do is suck my dick
ghty9898 2 years ago
thats what she said.
DarknessXER 2 years ago
the warning at the beginning makes me want to watch baywatch
pootsmcgee 2 years ago
Ugh.. only have Halo 3 for Voicemail, nothing else.
343GuiltySparkO4 2 years ago
yea i like oatmeal too
zeykku 2 years ago
they wont :( i sent them a really REALLY funny one and theyve never used any of mine X'(... hey but who knows theres all these shittys one so everyones got a shot^_^
tocen 2 years ago
the office space one was alright.....but the rest sucked balls.
felixblogger 2 years ago
why do intros exist ? they are so useless and boring please remove them
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GruntWhacker 2 years ago
haha office space.... thats the only somewhat good one...
sweetnichd19 2 years ago
the new season sucks. there arent really any good one. and everyone know machinima can come up with better ones not shitty ones that make you want stop watching this. we need something funny so every can laugh
xAKx4ShoTTa 2 years ago
We need, HALO.
LOL, what I mean is this started to suck when Machinima started using other games.
343GuiltySparkO4 2 years ago
i actually kinda agree. i mean the dating service was funny but that was it really
bringiton265 2 years ago
I like Oatmeal...I'm serious, I love Oatmeal Raisin!
icosis89 2 years ago
lol last was a lol
oomung 2 years ago
HAHA office space reference!
arcthelad1001 2 years ago
wow the kids in this think its funny to act fucking retarted its funny its gay as hell
rapboyjeremy 2 years ago
Everyone has different humorical interests, and how can videos be homosexual?
jedigamerninja 2 years ago
because ur watching them LOL!
shkdbsahbdlabf1 2 years ago
kinda stupid
RGCWicked 2 years ago
It use to be funny.
Not any more.
WaffleNinja64 2 years ago
i agree wit you
It used to be funnt when it first started out but not its to much. ..seems like they did everything already
heat91 2 years ago
i agree
SgtDamien 2 years ago
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wannabuyagoldlancer 2 years ago
It was better as just Halo Voicemail Theater
Luis965 2 years ago 2
Remember Hummerwar921?
31323431313200 2 years ago
people find this funny becasue these are the same people who find Tim & Eric funny.
(the mighty boosh was the best thing to make its way to US via adult swim)
Rcrby525 2 years ago
amen to that.
setum99 2 years ago
yeah voicemail theatre is really going downhill
Robsfund 2 years ago 2
the spartan one was ok
zachdk 2 years ago
why do u continue to take voicemails from nothing but 12 yr olds!
AdrianPetersonFan369 2 years ago
boring
ReySword 2 years ago
hahahaha XD thats so fucking not funny
LordOfCt 2 years ago
wtf..why people think this is funny
pokihama 2 years ago 3
4 real i thought i was the only one
Andys184 2 years ago
Because it's retarded and I think it's funny that way
iFreezer 2 years ago
Add more off the acting like the 2 spartans it makes tis actually almost funny
OrdinaryRadical117 2 years ago
whats the best part of dating 91 year olds?
there's 90 of them!
hahahahahahahahaha.
I'm sorry for the bad pedophile joke.
nikhello111 2 years ago 2
lol thats actually pretty clever xP
InMyMind127 2 years ago
Is it just me or is this series not funny at all just quiet sad to me ... hmmm maybe its just me but im gonna stop watching this
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noobtube228 2 years ago
they put two of my messages in this episode!
SinatraFanboy 2 years ago
wow!!!! that was halarious!!!! JK
1/5
fail
TropicalHunter117 2 years ago
hahahha
Andys184 2 years ago
epic fail i sent one that wouldv kicked evryones ass...well im not trying again...
0.1/5
plutonicmind9 2 years ago
the spartans video turned me on.
shikaruxXxtenchu 2 years ago
i thought the '2 spartans: 1 BR' bit was pretty funny... tough crowd
overoncloud9 2 years ago 2
wow that was so not funny i didnt even smirk
BlackKnight312 2 years ago
Are these people paid to sound like noobs?
Sentryflame 2 years ago
Nope. The noobs come to them
Jussii117 2 years ago
didn't laugh once
SniPerZ54 2 years ago
fail much?
MASTERBOURGEOIS 2 years ago
Wheres the funny gone to? This was pathetic.-_-'
w0ghg 2 years ago
machinima has failed :(
hellofinger123 2 years ago
Fail !
XD
warhammer40th 2 years ago
fail...
1/5
TheRitual24 2 years ago
Omg how boring....
2OP4U 2 years ago 2
not even once did i laugh....1/5
jsu401 2 years ago 2
this episode belongs to the failblog.
TJW11TehShisno 2 years ago 3
you sir, win!
cpnamn 2 years ago
2 spartans 1 br hehe that was the only good one
jinxy312 2 years ago 2
not funny.
Phleminem 2 years ago
These used to be funny, but now... Uhh... Either stop making these or find out what made the old ones so good.
MMORPguy 2 years ago
im sorry but i ave to say this...these are never good all they ever show is the idiocy of people on xbox live and how they love to show their idiocy off to the internet...doesn say alot about young americans...kinda confirms the stereotypical image of the stupid american...
Jamezwivaz 2 years ago
poor...poor episode
oweninc 2 years ago
TERRIBLE!!!!!!!
conal19844444 2 years ago
that one kinda sucked
allyzsproductions 2 years ago
Thats funnny, all the time voicemail theatre has been showed, people that like it, but don't like or play halo 3 that much still watched these videos without complaining. And then whenever other game characters ( LBP, Half-life 2 ) were showed it was an outrage to all loyal halo 3 players.....I don't understand it.
tirelessgamer 2 years ago 2
that was shite.
beng993 2 years ago
plz!!! pick people who are understandable to put in these videos....i lost intrest about halfway in..
AKillersJOY 2 years ago
ffs machinima, do you have no standards at all? Do you even watch any of this shit before you post it?? jesus...
xeractus 2 years ago
I dont like hamboigers!!
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RiteLightProductions 2 years ago
Sorry, that only works with things that six year olds have a long enough attention span to read.
andraszodon 2 years ago
lol u r six
RiteLightProductions 2 years ago
lol, you're six. You didn;t understand what that meant at all.
andraszodon 2 years ago
THAT"S MESSED UP!
haha fun stuff
SilverSpartan5 2 years ago
could be better
stevenvato11 2 years ago
and the only "CLEAR GUY" i rlly could hear wuz the sandvich guy
gmanleader0 2 years ago
same
favrerz 2 years ago
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gmanleader0 2 years ago
terrible office space quote
rla117 2 years ago
hhahaha stapler
dylanthedest 2 years ago
too many little kids :D
Lee0five 2 years ago
NOT FUNNY worse and worse
BRONCOWEN 2 years ago
needs moar 12 year olds
Snackypak 2 years ago
NOT NOT FUNNY!!!!!!
NOT NOT SHORT!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOODSFJOASDJFIOJdhios!!!! *colapse*
F79drd 2 years ago
Great job, its funnier with HL2 put to it, and that last one was funny as hell, down with halo, up with Voicemail Theater!
kingdemon815 2 years ago
NOT FUNNY
zerato33 2 years ago
THis has totally lost its charm.
xxSetxx 2 years ago
2 spartans 1 br ROFL
Roovensally 2 years ago
1:09 lol office space just for that 5/5
Coolwhip112 2 years ago
It would be better with out the beeb
quicklandon 2 years ago
its quiet weird all the kids from around 10-15 sound the same in these clips
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Dachera 2 years ago 2
eh there was no black people in this one, it would be way better if there were black people
razputen91 2 years ago
I think it would have been better with more white people.
NjDevil5 2 years ago
i think it would better if they were over 10...
UnluckyMonk 2 years ago
i agree, i wonder what they were thinking when they picked these clips tbh.
Akuin 2 years ago
bah, who knows
UnluckyMonk 2 years ago
well then
BlackenedPenguin 2 years ago
i hate it when little kids make sexually references its so wrong....
UnluckyMonk 2 years ago
If they actually knew what they were saying THEN I'd be worried...
MattiasXL 2 years ago
to right buddy
UnluckyMonk 2 years ago
i only laugh at the halo vids, anything else really isnt that funny
emeraldbullet741 2 years ago
lol this 1 was a little bit funnier.... not better than the others tho
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wannabuyagoldlancer 2 years ago
the office space part was funny, but only that :(
DylSexyPants 2 years ago
two spartans, one battlerifle...rofl
gydeme 2 years ago
Wow, I love Vm theater,...but this one sucked.
slayer7160 2 years ago
some how i still have hope on thsi show thanks to past episodes.
REDTEROR 2 years ago
the kid from mid 0:38 to mid 0:48 should be shot in the face
Fearfulcrawdog 2 years ago
2 stars just for office space
ionpath 2 years ago
loved the halo 3 fanboy
Dadrumdrummond 2 years ago
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I think this is the appropriate quote 8-)
subsNmus 2 years ago
lol love the office space reference :D
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wannabuyagoldlancer 2 years ago
If you were stranded on a deserted island and could only take one item with you, what would it be? One sock so I could put it on my head and dance around singing "I'm a barbie girl!"
warheroguy 2 years ago
Voice mail theater sucks salty balls now. Fucking sucks now since they put things other than Halo into it.
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wannabuyagoldlancer 2 years ago
Voicemail is almost dead it only has a few laughs in it now
hotpocket104 2 years ago
dude machinimas almost dead:(
chaoz44 2 years ago 3
boo... voicemail theater is horrible now...
Domiok 2 years ago 2
it was alot better when it was just halo 3.
gaybot99 2 years ago 2
if i had to take only one item with me on the island i would..................BRING A boat
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wannabuyagoldlancer 2 years ago
2 spartans 1 BR ftw
pHattypAch 2 years ago
No more little kids there not funny at all and make it lame.
HALO3N3RD 2 years ago
FUCKING LOL
Left leg: WoW
Right leg: Barney from Half Life
Left Arm: idk
Right arm: Bowser
Torso: Sack boy from LBP
mac081793 2 years ago
They need more people who have actually hit puberty to be on VMT. They also need to wait until they have some decent content before they make an episode - if you don't have enough funny stuff, wait until you do instead of giving us something that isn't all that funny. The old VMTs were awesome, but this ain't.
BludgaBoy 2 years ago 3
They should stick to ones we can understand and not ones that are semi funny...oh wait!!!! none of them are funny... would you look at that...
fragmentor3 2 years ago
Voicemail <-- dead.
Ill go re-watch season1, its way funnier.
The only good jokes were the stapler and the sandwich jokes IMO
DualEagle 2 years ago 3
They need to stop making this series...
ProMachProductions 2 years ago
dam right....this fucking sucks big ass balls.....
Demonicanimations 2 years ago
Lame
alexthesimba 2 years ago 2
TOO MANY FUCKING LITTLE KIDS
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Flypig777 2 years ago
Voice Mail Theater used to be funny, now it just sucks
jsun4hees 2 years ago 9
it used to be the highlight of my day now it just plain sux
BoxyBrown1000 2 years ago 2
I believe that this show started to suck because they don't pick random people anymore and just use the same eight year olds in every single video that can't think of anything funny to say.
toastwalrus 2 years ago
The opening thing was awesome but the jokes are kinda...really bad.
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Firemaker100 2 years ago
The 2 spartans and 1 BR one was sort of funny, but it's all good.
glich748 2 years ago
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retardnumberone 2 years ago
These aren't funny any more.
Double0hEvan 2 years ago 4
umm i rewatched all of the episodes and this one was not good..............
GamingMaster100 2 years ago 4
two spartans, 1 battle rifle? only a 8 yr old would make that shit up.... this series fell off its rocking chair and cant get back up.
insaneacydious 2 years ago 7
yeah vmt is now an old woman
nachoguy5 2 years ago
the office space reference was the best
gosteelers826 2 years ago
the very first one in the warning part is the only funny one
chupa55 2 years ago 2
voicemail theater has officially lost its funny.
tmu123 2 years ago 8
yup
SirValor1177 2 years ago
damn right
CheesusTheGreat 2 years ago