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  • Too many halo fans watch Voice mail theater! They get obsessed in halo and start hating other games

  • infection and it can be very very fun :D

  • what game is it with the zombie's in it? o.o

  • machinima, kiddies dont deserve gamer intertainment!

    they must grow a pair and realize their voices are annoying as hell over LIVE and dat they need to voicemask O.o

    itll releave a little bit of stress and cause less headaches -_-,

  • i actually bust out laughing at "i would have 14 cents."

  • the end is kinda funny

  • im the last one

  • fail.

  • nonono

    epic fail

  • thank you. yhank you very much. lol

  • good for you! you deserve cookie

  • COOKIE!!!

  • gfy

  • too many little kids in this video

  • l take 2 female spartans on my battle rifle

  • Lol I'm the 2 spartans 1 battle rifle

  • GOOD ONE

  • I'LL SAY

  • wat they do is get the message change it up a little and add a new voice

  • wat u do is suck my dick

  • thats what she said.

  • the warning at the beginning makes me want to watch baywatch

  • Ugh.. only have Halo 3 for Voicemail, nothing else.

  • yea i like oatmeal too

  • they wont :( i sent them a really REALLY funny one and theyve never used any of mine X'(... hey but who knows theres all these shittys one so everyones got a shot^_^

  • the office space one was alright.....but the rest sucked balls.

  • why do intros exist ? they are so useless and boring please remove them

  • haha office space.... thats the only somewhat good one...

  • the new season sucks. there arent really any good one. and everyone know machinima can come up with better ones not shitty ones that make you want stop watching this. we need something funny so every can laugh

  • We need, HALO.

    LOL, what I mean is this started to suck when Machinima started using other games.

  • i actually kinda agree. i mean the dating service was funny but that was it really

  • I like Oatmeal...I'm serious, I love Oatmeal Raisin!

  • lol last was a lol

  • HAHA office space reference!

  • wow the kids in this think its funny to act fucking retarted its funny its gay as hell

  • Everyone has different humorical interests, and how can videos be homosexual?

  • because ur watching them LOL!

  • kinda stupid

  • It use to be funny.

    Not any more.

  • i agree wit you

    It used to be funnt when it first started out but not its to much. ..seems like they did everything already

  • i agree

  • It was better as just Halo Voicemail Theater

  • Remember Hummerwar921?

  • people find this funny becasue these are the same people who find Tim & Eric funny.

    (the mighty boosh was the best thing to make its way to US via adult swim)

  • amen to that.

  • yeah voicemail theatre is really going downhill

  • the spartan one was ok

  • why do u continue to take voicemails from nothing but 12 yr olds!

  • boring

  • hahahaha XD thats so fucking not funny

  • wtf..why people think this is funny

  • 4 real i thought i was the only one

  • Because it's retarded and I think it's funny that way

  • Add more off the acting like the 2 spartans it makes tis actually almost funny

  • whats the best part of dating 91 year olds?

    there's 90 of them!

    hahahahahahahahaha.

    I'm sorry for the bad pedophile joke.

  • lol thats actually pretty clever xP

  • Is it just me or is this series not funny at all just quiet sad to me ... hmmm maybe its just me but im gonna stop watching this

  • they put two of my messages in this episode!

  • wow!!!! that was halarious!!!! JK

    1/5

    fail

  • hahahha

  • epic fail i sent one that wouldv kicked evryones ass...well im not trying again...

    0.1/5

  • the spartans video turned me on.

  • i thought the '2 spartans: 1 BR' bit was pretty funny... tough crowd

  • wow that was so not funny i didnt even smirk

  • Are these people paid to sound like noobs?

  • Nope. The noobs come to them

  • didn't laugh once

  • fail much?

  • Wheres the funny gone to? This was pathetic.-_-'

  • machinima has failed :(

  • Fail !

    XD

  • fail...

    1/5

  • Omg how boring....

  • not even once did i laugh....1/5

  • this episode belongs to the failblog.

  • you sir, win!

  • 2 spartans 1 br hehe that was the only good one

  • not funny.

  • These used to be funny, but now... Uhh... Either stop making these or find out what made the old ones so good.

  • im sorry but i ave to say this...these are never good all they ever show is the idiocy of people on xbox live and how they love to show their idiocy off to the internet...doesn say alot about young americans...kinda confirms the stereotypical image of the stupid american...

  • poor...poor episode

  • TERRIBLE!!!!!!!

  • that one kinda sucked

  • Thats funnny, all the time voicemail theatre has been showed, people that like it, but don't like or play halo 3 that much still watched these videos without complaining. And then whenever other game characters ( LBP, Half-life 2 ) were showed it was an outrage to all loyal halo 3 players.....I don't understand it.

  • that was shite.

  • plz!!! pick people who are understandable to put in these videos....i lost intrest about halfway in..

  • ffs machinima, do you have no standards at all? Do you even watch any of this shit before you post it?? jesus...

  • I dont like hamboigers!!

  • Sorry, that only works with things that six year olds have a long enough attention span to read.

  • lol u r six

  • lol, you're six. You didn;t understand what that meant at all.

  • THAT"S MESSED UP!

    haha fun stuff

  • could be better

  • and the only "CLEAR GUY" i rlly could hear wuz the sandvich guy

  • same

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  • terrible office space quote

  • hhahaha stapler

  • too many little kids :D

  • NOT FUNNY worse and worse

  • needs moar 12 year olds

  • NOT NOT FUNNY!!!!!!

    NOT NOT SHORT!!!!!!

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOODSFJOASDJF­IOJdhios!!!! *colapse*

  • Great job, its funnier with HL2 put to it, and that last one was funny as hell, down with halo, up with Voicemail Theater!

  • NOT FUNNY

  • THis has totally lost its charm.

  • 2 spartans 1 br ROFL

  • 1:09 lol office space just for that 5/5

  • It would be better with out the beeb

  • its quiet weird all the kids from around 10-15 sound the same in these clips

  • eh there was no black people in this one, it would be way better if there were black people

  • I think it would have been better with more white people.

  • i think it would better if they were over 10...

  • i agree, i wonder what they were thinking when they picked these clips tbh.

  • bah, who knows

  • well then

  • i hate it when little kids make sexually references its so wrong....

  • If they actually knew what they were saying THEN I'd be worried...

  • to right buddy

  • i only laugh at the halo vids, anything else really isnt that funny

  • lol this 1 was a little bit funnier.... not better than the others tho

  • the office space part was funny, but only that :(

  • two spartans, one battlerifle...rofl

  • Wow, I love Vm theater,...but this one sucked.

  • some how i still have hope on thsi show thanks to past episodes.

  • the kid from mid 0:38 to mid 0:48 should be shot in the face

  • 2 stars just for office space

  • loved the halo 3 fanboy

  • "Not fucking funny" - Niko Bellic

    I think this is the appropriate quote 8-)

  • lol love the office space reference :D

  • If you were stranded on a deserted island and could only take one item with you, what would it be? One sock so I could put it on my head and dance around singing "I'm a barbie girl!"

  • Voice mail theater sucks salty balls now. Fucking sucks now since they put things other than Halo into it.

  • Voicemail is almost dead it only has a few laughs in it now

  • dude machinimas almost dead:(

  • boo... voicemail theater is horrible now...

  • it was alot better when it was just halo 3.

  • if i had to take only one item with me on the island i would..................BRING A boat

  • 2 spartans 1 BR ftw

  • No more little kids there not funny at all and make it lame.

  • FUCKING LOL

    Left leg: WoW

    Right leg: Barney from Half Life

    Left Arm: idk

    Right arm: Bowser

    Torso: Sack boy from LBP

  • They need more people who have actually hit puberty to be on VMT. They also need to wait until they have some decent content before they make an episode - if you don't have enough funny stuff, wait until you do instead of giving us something that isn't all that funny. The old VMTs were awesome, but this ain't.

  • They should stick to ones we can understand and not ones that are semi funny...oh wait!!!! none of them are funny... would you look at that...

  • Voicemail <-- dead.

    Ill go re-watch season1, its way funnier.

    The only good jokes were the stapler and the sandwich jokes IMO

  • They need to stop making this series...

  • dam right....this fucking sucks big ass balls.....

  • Lame

  • TOO MANY FUCKING LITTLE KIDS

  • Voice Mail Theater used to be funny, now it just sucks

  • it used to be the highlight of my day now it just plain sux

  • I believe that this show started to suck because they don't pick random people anymore and just use the same eight year olds in every single video that can't think of anything funny to say.

  • The opening thing was awesome but the jokes are kinda...really bad.

  • The 2 spartans and 1 BR one was sort of funny, but it's all good.

  • give me thumbs up if you think that these video FAIL

  • These aren't funny any more.

  • umm i rewatched all of the episodes and this one was not good..............

  • two spartans, 1 battle rifle? only a 8 yr old would make that shit up.... this series fell off its rocking chair and cant get back up.

  • yeah vmt is now an old woman

  • the office space reference was the best

  • the very first one in the warning part is the only funny one

  • voicemail theater has officially lost its funny.

  • yup

  • damn right