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  • Go back to eating ants.

  • I just watched this clip. I laughed so hard that I was in tears and could not catch my breath. This guy is sooooooooo funny! Many of his other blogs are really funny too.

  • Hi everyone!!!I found this website: amillionreasonstovote You can share your comments and inspire others to vote.I know we can do it!

  • I have an Idea for a slogan. "A socialist nigger for a socialist change".

    Fuck this nigger.

  • Nice.

  • I'm a white woman, from the South, and I think you are a pig who should crawl away and rot somewhere. I shouldn't insult pigs that way....you're just a slime.

  • Jackie Mason has lost his sense of humor! His old school wisdom is past its prime...sorry to say, he has become a dinosaur.

  • He is right on but most people know this already. Politicians say what is popular. It was the war now it's something else, the next day it will change again.

  • aww c'mon! you know he's right! politicians are ...politicians. they are like lawyers...you cant really trust em.

  • The few people with brains will agree.....all politicians are full of it. All of them,

    Even everyone's precious "Barack Obama".

  • The symptoms of the liberal mental disorder is a book titled "The Liberal Mind" and is the first systematic analysis of the political madness that now threatens to destroy history's greatest achievement: the American dream of civilized liberty. Liberalism is based on strikingly irrational beliefs and emotions and is a mental disorder. It's a syndrome worthy of greater scrutiny regardless of the cavalcade of straw men liberals deceptively create to deflect any thorough assessment thereof.

  • We have electile dysfunction. This is the worst crop of "candidates" ever. A boob with nuts or a nut with boobs.

  • I'd recommend going third party. :-) That's what I'm doing.

  • The obvious answer to correct the dysfunction is simply to listen and do. How far they have strayed from the will of the majority of Americans, legal Americans.

  • Ok Jackie, then just don't vote. You obviously are incapable of being satisfied. My lord, I wonder how you were even able to pick a wife!

  • Why are leftists so obsessed with conspiracy theories? They believe in people who have lied repeatedly in public and been caught, ie. Al Gore, Hillary, Bill, Michael Moore, Teddy Kennedy- but point the finger at other people who aren't known for their lies, and construct a huge conspiracy theory around them? This country is screwed if many more whack-jobs like this are born and bred.

    "The Lie shall be truth, and the truth shall be lies. Whats right will be wrong, and whats wrong will be right."

  • Barack is an evil man who surrounds himself with evil men. If you vote for this man you are whacko in the head.

  • America's Liberal leftists are crazy and America's Conservatives are weak minded wimps who's loyality is not to God & Country

  • this is great lol.

  • Come to my side & check my new vid "STRUGGLE FOR POWER" out!

    Greetz & big up from da Rootzfuchz!

  • Quick Note: Barack has a C in it.

  • a politician is just an actor but is uglier..did you sirs know that the most powerful chimps are the most deceptive?..look, as evolved chimps, man will always have drama sirs..universal healthcare is communism, socialism..doctors are capitalists..

  • test. am i blocked?

  • ah youtube. so many issues.

  • Apparently a few on this page think Bush is doing Jews some great favor by his preemptive attack on Iraq and his perpetual war machine. I don't see it that way at all. Instead of egging on war, we should be seeking peace. If Israel and the Palestinians don't come to some agreement soon it is going to be WWIII. I don't think anyone wants to see that. War is not inevitable and it is something we should strive to never have.

  • (pt 2) You need to stop voting the party line. Republicans and Democrats both are now one and the same for the most part. There are only a few exceptions. Ron Paul, Dennis Kucinich and Mike Gravel easily come to mind. Most of the rest are lying, cheating, scumbags. So I don't understand your rah rah cheering for republicans. McCain has issues. You might want to read this:

    crooksandliars dot com slash 2008 slash 02 slash 06 slash democracy-now-looks-at-the-rea­l-john-mccain

  • Maybe you should drop a note to Ah-jihad-aminajad...surely he'll listen to your reasoning!

  • Where do you extrapolate this crap from what I said? Anyone who doesn't agree with you is a terrorist? You must have gone to the GWB school of logic. Which is why I DON'T want this administration having unlimited wiretapping abilities. They will use it for POLITICAL gain. They don't give a sh*t about protecting the US. I wish you'd all wake up already. They think themselves above the law and they think of the rest of us as their peons to whom they can do what they want. They forget WE ARE...

  • (pt 2) THEIR EMPLOYERS. They are nothing more than public servants, but George thinks he's King George. Yet you folks here kiss his ass every day. What's wrong with you?

  • So give us your take on how to defend/combat the worldwide Islamic threat...don't even consider the threat to the US-how avout defending the 100s of attacks on the rest of the planet that've occurred in the past, say, 50 years-forget the 1st 1400 years.

  • I believe that a lot of the anger against ourselves and other countries coming from Arab nations and Islamic peoples are directly due to the Imperialistic acts we employ. Why do we have soldiers placed all around the world? Why do we need to be the world's police? The military is there for self defense and they should defend our borders. We have no reason to be in Germany, Japan, anywhere else. You cannot win an ideological battle militarily. It just won't work. The key is to remove hatred.

  • The US is not alone in its imperialism. Other countries are guilty of this as well. I know many of you on this board will not believe me, but the war in Iraq had nothing to do with terrorism. Iraq was not even a participant in 9/11 and that has been stated by our own govt. The reason we are there is over oil. They occupied Iraq, took hold of their oil supply and installed a puppet govt there to make deals with the oil companies.

  • This administration has given no-bid contracts to Halliburton and Blackwater and the like where they bare no responsibility or receive no repercussions from their actions. They are also above the law. Meanwhile, Halliburton is supplying sub-standard services to our military. Recently it came to light that their shoddy workmanship is leading to electrocution of soldiers when they shower. Blackwater is killing civilians and blaming it on our military. This is all counter-productive.

  • You don't stop terrorism by becoming the terrorist. Have you listened to any of the Winter Soldier testimonies? We need to leave Iraq, let the Iraqis rebuild their own country. We need to resolve the conflicts between Israel and Palestine and make a two state solution there. That is the only way healing will begin and end this "eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth" philosophy. Otherwise it will mean the death of us ALL.

  • MUST SEE VIDEO "Burning Conscience Israeli Soldiers Speak Out" Click on my name and check out my video, even the Israeli soldiers admit to terrorizing and killing innocent Palestinians and destroying their homes.

  • Debbie, for God's sake, read a book on economics 101. All oil in the middle east is sold at auction- so it doesn't benefit the oil companys in any way, shape, or form for us to be over there. We haven't recieved a drop of oil from Iraqi sources. We didn't the first time we were over there, and we won't this time either- why? because we aren't the highest bidder! The American dollar is too weak to compete against China, and India, who in fact are the ones using the most middle-east oil.

  • Occupying Iraq cleared the way for oil companies to build pipelines there that Saddam would never permit. It allowed Halliburton and Blackwater to profit TREMEDOUSLY off this "war" while defrauding US, the taxpayers, by providing our servicemen with substandard products and services. Don't tell me the MIC didn't profit off of this war. It has and continues to do so.

  • Halliburton is an oil services company, the only one in the world with the ability to service the entire world the way they do- they are involved in Transport only- The pipeline you refer to was supposed to be built during the CLinton administration, but the company went bankrupt, and it was not Halliburton.Blackwater isn't that large of a company, and with the risks they take in  volitile regions of the world, they should profit trememdously, otherwise, why be in the security business?

  • Yeah, BUT they are profiting tremendously from taxpayer dollars when we pay our own soldiers a mere miniscule FRACTION of that for the same amount of danger. And Blackwater is accountable to NO ONE. Regardless of whether or not Halliburton is the only co. that can do what they do, substandard products and services should not be allowed nor paid for by we the people.

  • Lets not forget, our soldiers volunteer to go into the service, now I agree, that they do not get paid enough, they never have- I was never paid enough when I was in Desert Storm- but the volunteer soldier is the oldest American tradition- if someone uses the skills they learned and perfected while they were a volunteer soldier, then they in fact used their experience EXACTLY the way they should have- who cares if they get rich? Thats the whole point of living in a free country!

  • The government has changed the rules on them, though. Multiple tours of duty, sending the National Guard to Iraq?, not paying for the soldiers medical care or providing substandard care or minimal care... Yes, they volunteer, but when their tour of duty is over, they don't agree to stop-loss. If they get blown up when there, they should have their medical covered. Our government is just wrong on this now. It is profit-motivated. When the republicans had the brilliant idea... (contd)

  • (pt 2) to privatize everything, someone forgot to mention that private businesses are there to grow and profit. Anything that you don't want to "grow", you better not privatize it. This is the impetus to further and further war and profit for shareholders of those companies. I'm not anti-capitalistic, but I think some industries are best served by managed SMALL government and not a profit-making machine.

  • Rock On, Ultimate Jew!

    Jacki Mason Tells The Truth!

    GOD BLESS, You!

  • Well said, but McCain just want more war and a Bigger Deficit.

  • jackie- do you read this site at all, or do your people just read this site-

  • I read them and respond when pertinant..also I have someone else that also works the site for me

  • The GD politicians want to identify with everyone and yet they identify with no one GD them!

  • Jeez jackie, you really should block this naked bison person- he is just filling your site with nonsense

  • ZERO WMDS found in IRAQ. ZERO other then ours.

    Saddam had NOTHING to do with 9/11. NOTHING

    NONE of the 9/11 Hijackers were from : AFGHANISTAN, IRAQ or IRAN the new NEOCON TARGET. NONE.

  • John Kerry had a plan.

  • In Britain we have a great free National Health Service as well as private care, if Obama promised to provide something like this for the people of the USA then he would deserve huge credit, but somehow I can't see him or Hillary ever suggesting this. Everyone will still have to pay whatever health care plan is in operation.

  • Which is why my vote is for Mike Gravel. He's the only remaining major party candidate advocating a single payer plan through a voucher system. Yay Gravel! :-)

  • I was told by an Ex-pat Brit 20+ years ago that the day the US went nationalized healthcare would be the end of our economy just like what occurred in the UK.

  • I was told by an Ex-pat Brit 20+ years ago that the day the US went nationalized healthcare would be the end of our economy just like what occurred in the UK.

  • National Health care would actually be better for business in the US. All of the industrialized nations that we compete with have socialized medicine and the businesses do not have to pay towards it. That means that US businesses start out with a disadvantage and is one of the reasons that our jobs are moving overseas. Think about that.

  • ok, now that is a bald-faced lie. The fact that our corporate taxes are the highest in the world, is the reason why jobs are moving overseas. Do you propose raising them even more to pay for this communist scam called "free" health care for all? I own a brokerage house, and it would be cheaper for me to outsource my admin responsibilities to India, and write it off as a business expense, than to hire someone, and pay payroll taxes on their salary. My health-insurance costs are a 100% write-off.

  • I propose that we elect Mike Gravel and instate his Fair Tax proposal. As Mike wisely states, corporate taxes are just passed on to the consumer in the long run. Corporations don't pay taxes, they benefit from them in one way or the other (as you confirm above). Health care is a basic human right.

  • I agree with the fair tax, however, your assertion that corporations don't pay taxes is another LIE-Where do you get this stuff from? America has the highest corporate tax rate in the world-which is why the jobs keep going overseas?! I started a corporation 5 years ago- and the taxes are killing me! As far as a human right- life,liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, are the only RIGHTs- why should I pay for the poor choices of someone else? That is called fiscal slavery, and it is unAmerican...

  • paying a couple of hundred dollars per employee per month is far cheaper than paying the tax hikes that would be necessary to cover the entire public. Paying health care insurance for employees is part of the cost of doing business, and is 100% deductable. Paying sky-high taxes on the profits of that business is like a punishment for being successful, and is on par with slavery, exept it is economic slavery (when one man is forced to serve the needs of another)

  • We do have a grear health service which is now being exploited by new Europeans who have never contributed to our system through taxes, and exploit all that generations have built.

  • Unsubscribing...Hes showing his ignorance. Barack never had a job? Try Harvard Law professor and president of their Law Review (first black, I'll add). I'm not a fan of Hillary but shes being doing a lot more than just TALKING about healthcare for the past 15 years

  • Oops, I accidentally gave you the thumb's down rather than up. Sorry about that. Agree completely with your comment.

  • Universal healthcare worked great in 1948 as per the NHS when they had very few ways to treat anything. This was similar to the promise of pensions that very few lived long enough to collect. But now that treatments enable much longer life spans the system is bankrupted in Europe, it's poop-hits-the-fan time.

  • Jackie your on target & tells the truth

  • These socialists are planning free health care for all as the socialists in Canada and Europe are openly talking about "privatization" to stop the bleeding. England just started publishing articles and running tv spots instructing the Brits to start "healing" themselves to save money!

  • Pfft, didn't that freak die? You'd so since MOST of his idiot supporters stopped spamming videos on YouTube.

  • I am surprised at you.. I subscribe to your channel.

  • rav yankiff first off i would like to wish you ah freilichen purim.

    secondly this vlog was brilliant!

    the way you were going explaining that health care plan you did it with this rhythm, it was like a kumzitz. i was joining in dancing and singing along (i hope i didnt disturb you)

    zay gizunt!

  • ha ha. how funny. happy purim to you and Jackie! President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

    McCain '08!

  • Jackie Martling > Jackie Mason

  • Jackie Martling doesn't have a sense of humour- he merely collects jokes.

  • Awesome Jackie!

  • HAHAHAHAH. This is hilarious and very true.

  • Hi Jackie!!

  • Beautiful. Especially on Hillary.

  • There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. I think you should start your own party cal it the Ultimate Jew!

  • Just because you're not sick doesn't mean you're healthy

  • We dare not forget that we are the heirs of that first revolution. ~John F. Kennedy

  • May I never wake up from the American dream

  • The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too

  • Good vlog Jackie

  • Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

  • Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

  • No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

  • Hey Jackie did you voice the ant eater in the Pink Panther cartoons?

  • yes, he did! :-)

  • wow, I even got a thumbs down for confirming Jackie Mason as the anteater. Truth haters.

  • 100% correct about Obama and Hillary but we dont have to vote for them. How about we simplify things for a change, throw out the big insurance companies and go with a single payer system such as we have for VA health care or the Canadian plan? It would cost a lot less and be more effective.

  • Which are ideas that Mike Gravel is behind. When will all the sheep wake up? Research Gravel. He's the best choice. Yes, he is still running. Despite what the media would have you believe.

    gravel2008 dot us.

  • Thank you. I hope I am allowed to vote for him but I dont know if he will be on the ballot. If he's not, then Ron Paul or maybe I wont vote at all. The big corporations who own and control the media and who are profiting mightly from the current arrangement wont allow any dissent from their party line so we dont get to hear other opinions nor even the truth, in many cases.

  • If Gravel doesn't get the nomination, which is obvious he won't, he is going to run as an independent. I will write him in if he's not on our ballot. Gravel speaks the truth and whoever is thumbs downing my posts just doesn't want to hear about truth. And you probably no nothing of all the great things Gravel has done for this country. I recommend anyone viewing this page check out his record as a Senator from Alaska. Truly magnificent man who has been very brave in the face of corruption.

  • Just in case you weren't aware (since the media shows such lackluster performance in investigative journalism and news in general), Mike is now officially running as a Libertarian Party candidate. He's been tearing it up giving presentations throughout the NorthEast the past couple of weeks. There's a debate posted on google video - Libertarian Heartland Debate. Check it out.

  • If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

  • big biz owns this country did you know Mr Mason that the health care MDNY is owned by the Roman Catholic church yes they had stock opitions- tax free.I know this for a fact. so I believe in order to get anything done we have to stop letting ourselves be controled by big biz.why isn't their a cure for Cancer they worked on it for 30 years big biz would suffer Dr's,cancer centers would be out of BUSINESS.see who owns your health care,oh your rich enough to afford anything.

  • giannadiana, If big business is so evil, why does DSW, Walmart, Cosco, Best Buy, Home Depot & all the rest give you such great deals on everything you need? Conspiracy theorists like you kept these wonderful businesses out of Chicago, so I had to pay through the nose for bare necessities. & attacking companies that cure disease is worse than foolish. No corner store or government has the resources or expertise to tackle cancer. Big business developed cervical cancer vaccine. What've you done?

  • Wow, truthadvocate? Funny name for someone who doesn't have a clue. giannadiana is right on. I don't have a problem with Costco. They're one of the few businesses that treat their employees well while still providing a valuable service. Wal-Mart? You're using Wal-Mart as an example of goodness? Are you high? Big business has not cured cancer. They will not cure it because they would LOSE THEIR CUSTOMERS. I don't trust vaccines either. As you are now seeing, they are starting to link them to...

  • (pt 2) CAUSING other diseases, like autism and asthma. Children have died due to vaccines. You are shooting your children with a whole host of toxins (and not just the disease itself either). There is no conspiracy theory here. It's just common sense. Big business is there to make money off of us. The best thing for them is to get us all hooked on pharmaceuticals so that we are all medicated. Taking pills every day for millions of $. Why would they want to cure anyone? A business is always...

  • (pt 3) looking for more customers. That's how shareholders get a return on investment. Do you know that the government gives the pharmaceuticals money to research drugs (OUR MONEY) which is then turned into a private profit? Why don't we reap the benefit of OUR investments? You need some learning, truthadvocate.

  • Oh, and I don't suppose anyone here caught Bush's speech a couple of weeks ago. When discussing the "economic stimulus package" he consistently refers to us now as consumers. I don't know about you all, but I thought I was a CITIZEN. Stop consumerism.

  • Just fyi: Ever since Adam & Eve, we've all been consumers-even communists! Imagine 'dat...

  • No. That is untrue. People, up until the industrialized age, used what they needed. We now have a society filled with people who have wants because marketing companies created the wants. Consumerism is not the same as utilization and using what is necessary. We are wasteful.

  • Wonderful blog!!!

  • After all is said and done, a lot more will have been said than done...They both suck for candidates! Thanks for pointing this out!

  • Jackie will NEVER be elected into office because he is full of...common sense, reason, logic, & still has a facile mind even after all these years. Jackie wears two hats. A funny comedian & a no spin, perceptive political pundit.

  • I'm sure he's well aware of the details of Barack's healthcare plan as he spelled his name wrong and pronounced his name Baramabama. Retire please.. you haven't been funny in years.

  • Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

  • Jackie this is your best one yet, keep em coming!

  • I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest, Obama is the best candidate for the Presidency!!

  • Ha Ha very good!!

  • God was just showing off when he created you Jackie, you look sexy in that shirt!!!

  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol...hahahahaha

  • When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it....GREAT Vlog Jackie

  • Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

  • The best health care system is when Jackie makes us laugh, there's no better tonic & it's given to us free on You Tube...thank you Jackie!!

  • The best health care system is when Jackie makes us laugh, there's no better tonic & it's given to us free on You Tube...thank you Jackie!!

  • Quite astute!

  • You're looking great Jackie!

  • Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.

  • Funny stuff! good luck with bway

  • Very funny jackie, and smart

  • I hear ya jackie... :(

  • lol I can live on bread and cheese hahahahahahahahaha

  • I dont know what to tell ya if one of 'em is president the U.S.A wont last 4 years

    great job Jackie

  • lol

  • Great video jackie

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