Sopranos-Ralph phone games-part 1

[BiggestLostie]

...get it all out you little whooer...ralphi was awesome ...

[dogwoodfan777]

5 people have never sucked a Cub Scout's dick...........er, wait.....that doesn't work in this instance.

[piratebri]

ohhhh ehhhh its the guys mudda Ralphie

[MrTrill1970]

hated to see Ralph go !!

[Skyhighblu]

I just watched this on TV and had to get on here to write HAHAHAHAHAHA its way too early to be laughing this much

[BronzeBullBalls]

... a gerbil mam'

[TayR0C]

Little Paulie's laughing makes it even funnier.

[dc4639]

@TayR0C thats not little paulie that's gene

[StyrbjornStarke]

Hahahahahahahaha

[Special1Mourinho]

Though I'm South Korean and it's kinda hard for me to catch all those jokes and quotes in American dramas, Sopranos was truly the greatest masterpiece of all the dramas I've watched throughout my life. I gotta be honest that I spent a week doing nothing but sitting on my chair watching all the 6 seasons of Sopranos.

[slapshoteddie14]

This shit made me fuckin cry classic

[otherjr]

Imagine if Ralphie had tried this shit with Tony's mum. Now that would have been an epic fucking showdown!

[wimblewomble21]

@otherjr LMAO true. But tonys mother wasnt one to suffer fools gladly. She would have known it was a prank from the off, and would have tracked ralphie down even to her last breath.

[BeachDude0092]

@otherjr LOOOL, I can't even begin to imagine what Tony would do to Ralphie if he would have even done that.

[DaHonestAbe]

Eugene's laughter made that scene.

[SonnyA89]

"Hi this is Detective Mike Hunt (My Cunt)" LMFAOOO!

[Sumumabitch78]

@SonnyA89 My Cunt...OMG,right in front of me the whole time!Haahahahaa...Classic!!

[20carrocks]

The Ralphie episodes were the best. Shoulda kept him around a season or two longer.

[BeachDude0092]

@20carrocks Nah, i was pretty glad when Tony got rid of him, I think he was nothing but a piece of work really lol.

[m0ssadic]

Really liked Ralphie's character. It's a shame he had to kill the girl and burn the horse alive though -.-

[CoastersBolts]

5 people don't have Blue Cross Blue Shield

[lekkerereet]

wuahahaha a gerbal

[MrKhan4899]

Definitely the funniest character.... should have stayed til the end without a doubt

[alpacinoravidutt]

shamoos fat ass!

[osamabad]

The funniest part is how Ralphie makes cracks at fat people and homosexuals while Vito is right behind him.

[osamabad]

I thought it was funny at first, but when she said, "I have Blue Cross Blue Sield. Is that alright?", I started to feel kind've bad.

[carntspell]

laugh out loud funny. Big call to kill off Ralphie, he was great.

[murrgun]

Fucking comic genius. This sort of shit could only come from a baldy guy with a ginger wig who takes in the ass off Fat chicks.

[alpacinoravidutt]

When Ralph says Paulie sucked dick, i bet Vito got a boner

[zrhinier]

Funny funny funny!

[CitySkin09]

Ralphie was awesome...I died laughing at the "Detective Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls PD" line...

[luvtinaturnerlots]

God I miss the sopranos

[TheTerruch]

OMG, if I ever want to laugh my ass off, I play this vid. From when Ralphie says Shamu's fat ass, then Nucci uses The Clapper, then Ralphie asks for her insurance card, & Paulie Walnuts is like 70 y.o. & Nucci says, Oww, Madoone, I have BC BS. There's nothing funnier. Thee funniest moment ever on The Sopranos. If you remember, Paulie D. later says that Nucci had to go to the ER after the prank.... Bwaaaaaaaaaahhh. What a-holes could have possibly given this a thumbs down.

[ItsFrankieBoy]

I dunno why but when I hear him say "You have a son Peter Paul?" I die. The way he says it. lol

[ItsFrankieBoy]

"a gerbil ma'am"  LOL!!!

[ItsFrankieBoy]

Ralphie Cifferetto!!!  What a pisser he was!!!!!! RIP

[KarlitoTJ]

he was suckin a cub scouts dick!!!

[Thurisaz314159]

Det. "Mike Hunt"? LMAO

[whatsgoingon07]

poor Mrs Gultieri

[charlestonchewy]

Section 4, Paragraphy 15? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[GrannoBalls]

was proably vito's dick

[TheFrostyVision]

if ralph, tony, silvio, and jackie were childhood friends

how come sil and tony hate ralph

[tonypanz]

@TheFrostyVision because he was such a loud mouth cokehead, shit startin, crazy sob.Look at all the trouble he started with that joke. He beat that girl outside the Bing, he smashed that guys eye with that chain, although he was a great earner he was bad for business. Having Tonys beloved Pie-o-mine killed was the straw that broke ralphies back. They only tolerated him because he earned but he was a fuckin asshole most of the time. Plus he liked to take it up the ass lol. he was a sick bastard

[ItsFrankieBoy]

@tonypanz We dont know that Ralph killed Pie-O-Mine. I for one believed him when he denied it to Tony. You can tell he was telling the truth about it.

[TheFrostyVision]

@ItsFrankieBoy he told tony that he did right before tony killed him.

[ItsFrankieBoy]

@TheFrostyVision I do nt remember him doing that. These were their last words: Tony:You did it, you killed him. Ralph: NO I DID NOTTTTT! But so what! It was a fuckin horse. What are you a vegetarian? You eat beed and sausage by the fucking carload". Then Tony attacks him. I got nothing from that that tells me Ralph DID in fact kill the horse. ITs very possible Tony thought he did but was mistaken.

[tonypanz]

@ItsFrankieBoy Watch it again Frankie. He denies it at first but then he basically admits it. Ralph starts justifing why he did it. "the horse cost money". He said "it was a fuckin horse, so what!" Its not for sure he did it but it really seems like he did. He said to Tony "what are you an arson investigator?" Somebody set the fire on purpose, who else had the motive?

[mmeasy123]

@tonypanz I agree. The way Ralph says, "what are you, a fuckin arson investigator?"  convinces me. Also, Tony alludes to Corky Ianuchi who they used in other "electrical" fires.

[ItsFrankieBoy]

@tonypanz Tony, I hear what you're saying but by Ralph saying "the horse was no fuckin good anyway" and "so what" to me meant I didnt do it but since it happened Im glad. Like w hen he said "I know its tragic to think this waym but you cant argue with the fuckin logic". Meaning Its actually a good thing the horse is dead. I guess its debatable, like alot of other things in the show over the years. Either way, what a great episode that one was.

[Dogghouse531]

@ItsFrankieBoy he wasnt tony saw bulb at stable and knew their"guy"did it corky

[Ninjaforhire2008]

The county does not cover medical procedures deemed caused by criminal sexual activity, section 4 paragraph 15.

We'll need a insurance number...

Oh mah'ron i have blue cross blue shield is that alright?

Baaaaahahahhaahaaaa

[Maryjaneslave]

One of the greatest moments in TV history

[DeeXeS]

I LOVEE HIMMMMMMM

[MrAleckazee]

Absolutely pissed it when I first watched this. The 4 people whi disliked are fags

[davidbrianfisher]

@MrAleckazee your an idiot.

[BrendanIsCool]

@MrAleckazee .....vito made 5 accounts to dislike this

[maddhandles657]

"That party was the only time I ever mentioned Shamu's Fatass"

LMAO

[Wiseguy453]

Mi-khunt

XD

[animefangirl1910]

i have to say as a captain gigi cestone was waaay better than ralphie

but i still love ralphie XD

[crushf5]

@animefangirl1910 Ralph brought in a lot more money. Even people who hated Ralph like Tony and Silvio said that Gigi didn't deserve it over Ralph's earning abilities

[abasanti]

@crushf5 It doesn't matter. Ralph was a heatscore, a recklouse, and generally disrespectful.

[crushf5]

@abasanti Well most people in that crime family are LOL

[abasanti]

@crushf5 Very true, as much as they talked about honor and respect, codes and omerta, they are all fucking hypocrites except for Phil Leotardo. He was the only one who played by the rules.

[crushf5]

@abasanti I agree everyone hates Phil but he was one true mafioso

[tonypanz]

@animefangirl1910 Gigi was cool. Anyone remember the episode when ralphie wlks into the back room where all the guys are, and everyones like "fuck! this asshole is here" and sil goes "oh, look who it is" lol. ralph is sayin hello to everyone and he walks up and plants a big kiss on Gigis lips lol! Gigi wipes his lips off in disgust lol. Ralphie was funny but he was a disrespectful, unpredictable asshole!

[scottyray12]

they killed ralphie way to early

[dinkhead1]

@scottyray12 that peice of shit hadda go...but yeah he was extremely entertaining

[scottyray12]

@dinkhead1 i got your message and had to watch this again. Loved Ralphy

[dinkhead1]

@scottyray12 lol now i'm watching it again

[Sumumabitch78]

@scottyray12 Of course but I think it wasn´t up to them,since Pantoliano had signed a 2 year deal and concidering Memento n Matrix etc,at the time,he might not have been extremely cheap.....but ´his death clearly left a void,both tension,acting and comedywise. Joe Pantoliano is really underrated.He owned Bound,great gangster movie.

[dbz4586]

@scottyray12 that is so true too true should of been end of this season

[theenforcer1977]

@scottyray12 I would have loved if they would have kept Richie in the show when Ralphie came into the picture. Tony would have had a heart attack.

[scottyray12]

@theenforcer1977 they would have killed Tony. No Question about it.

[Dilly5]

This was always the best crew

[MultiCamo]

You have to hand it to Ralph, despite his irrational behaviour at times he had talents

[Wiseguy453]

Joe Pantoliano should start his own line of prank phone calls!

[Wiseguy453]

Lmao at Gene's face at 1:50

[Wiseguy453]

He didn't even smirk the whole time he was on the phone. He was so determined to get back at Paulie.

[647416]

its funny how vito laughs n then later on in the show he gets founded out for sucking coack

[Wiseguy453]

I like how he cites "Section 4, paragraph 15" lol

[Wiseguy453]

Ralphie makes the whole gerbil scenario hilarious but the thought of something like that happening in real life is fuckin sick.

[guitar19904]

anyone who ran ralphies crew or was apart of it was whacked.

ralphie MIA

vito turns gay and dies

their past skipper dies on a toilet

and gene hangs himself

EVERYONE fucking dies!

[cyberphant0m]

@guitar19904 Add Richie to the list, killed by Janice when he punched her. rofl

[guitar19904]

@cyberphant0m

was richie aart of that crew? i cant remember

[cyberphant0m]

@guitar19904 I'm not 100% sure, but I remember the episode where those two guys (Matthew and the other kid) shot Christopher, one of them got killed, but the other one ran to Richie and asked him to hide him. I'm pretty sure that was the same "club house" that Ralphie is in in this scene. I could be wrong...

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

@guitar19904 carlo ran the crew and he didnt die we think

[guitar19904]

@Joefonzgoldenarms

carlo didnt runt he crew,im sure of it

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

@guitar19904 he took over after vito got whacked then in the last episode when he dissappeared tony wanted paulie to take over

[SuperPlayboy89]

ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[vegetableman409]

Ralph was the best ever on that show.

[alexandreleverrier]

Ralph Cifaretto is a two face cocksucker, I never liked him, even in the matrix he was an asshole !!!

[kanguesso]

@alexandreleverrier Hahahaha he was just fine on "Fugitive". lol

[deee1979]

@alexandreleverrier ur an asshle

[alexandreleverrier]

@deee1979

why ?

[deee1979]

@alexandreleverrier because i said so

[Weslo2]

lol Gene laughing his ass off is hilarious

[eddiehaynie]

that was funny as shit !!!

[dejonal]

one of the funniest scenes ever, it was amazing how he figured out how the joke got back to Johnny Sack.

[coxtrox]

"Hi this is detective Mike Hunt Beaver Fall Police Department"

[20carrocks]

PWNED Paulie via his mother....fuckin HILARIOUS!

[hoopsheavenpa]

The scene is hilarious and Paulie's mom using the clapper is the icing on top of the cake!!!

[BallsKid2007]

"that party was the only time I ever mentioned shamoos fat ass"

[Wiseguy453]

This is the best prank call to play when you absolutely despise someone. lol

[JohnnyMurata]

Gene at 1:22! LMAO!!!

[davidbrianfisher]

Beaver Falls Pennsylvania police department.

[hoerejongde]

poor lady lol

[weightedcompanionc]

Oh, poor Nucci

[theporksicle]

I wish I had Ralphie with me to make prank calls- pretty inventine isn't he?

[Sumumabitch78]

I read all these comments and everybody tthinks Ralphie is great.I totally agree,but you also should give it up for the briilliant aactor who´s portrayng him....JOE PANTOLIANO is the name. Memento,The Matrix and especially Bound...he desrves more praise then he gets.

[MrQuijaRICK]

fuckin high school games

[MobHeataEnt]

Why is Vito laughing, he probably got a "little" excited there himself lol and Look at Eugene he wanted to quit the family because his wife a women was walking all over him.

[BallsKid2007]

@MobHeataEnt hahahha too true about the vito thing, vito was def gettin a little excited ahah

[MobHeataEnt]

Ralphie was abused as a child

[beautydaddy]

Felt bad about this one: Paulies mom was such a sweet old lady.

[Pentagon1311]

Hahahahha the sopranos were the best show ever....

[downtownford]

o ralphie, what a fucking character!

[RhinierZ]

Extremelly funny.

[mizkex]

sucking the dick of a cub scout LOL!

[slitor]

ME TO!

[asmith582000]

this is the funniest thing i've ever heard

[slitor]

HAHAHA! OH MAN! Sopranoes FUNNIEST scene!

LOL Beaverfull!

[davidbrianfisher]

@slitor Beaver Falls PA i think its just down the road from me near Pittsburgh, thats my claim to fame lol.

[slitor]

Sounds dirty ;)

[Dabeydoo62]

"section 4, paragraph 15" LOL

[eondarkstar]

@Dabeydoo62 LoL i know that was one of the best parts he really sold it.

[kt1789]

fuckin telephone game,like high school girls!!!

[HarveyDentLives]

What's really ironic about this scene is that it's Vito who is laughing hardest at the cub scout joke! If only he knew what was in store for him at Phil Leotardo's hands! ;)

[davidbrianfisher]

@HarveyDentLives And regards the gerbil in the rectal passage Ralphie loves having vibrators shoved up his ass as seen in another episode - pretty much every character has another side to them its part of what makes the show so good i think.

[eondarkstar]

@davidbrianfisher Not just the dildo, he liked Janice calling herself his 'momma' and him her 'dirty little whore' that she was going to pimp on the streets for money.

[davidbrianfisher]

@eondarkstar Haha yeah bet they had fun filming that one.

[freddykrewga]

lmao i just pulled the same prank using the same dialog using spoofcard lol!!!

[GUCCImontana420]

lmao this was funny as fuck

[BIGFELLA123]

LOL, very funny scene.

This shows how clever ralphie was tho, although he was an asshole. He managed to work out that it was paulie who told jonny, even Tony couldnt work out who was givin jonny info, he at first thought it was silvio

[neilandrewporter]

"Fuck ye doin' ???"

muhahahaha

[Bassman7608]

oh my god lol

[dragoon84]

I think this is my favorite scene from the Sopranos.

[purtrica]

soooooo fucked up lol  love it

[Wiseguy453]

I like how at 1:44, he says, "section 4, paragraph 15" like he knows what he's talking about anyway. XD

[Emokenni]

Funny shit! and it's not Oh Marone...It's Oh madonn'

[dodolurker91]

Mike Unt. lol Ralphie is awesome

[fAnGeDkOrNfAn]

funniest scene of the series !!!

[jacksiin]

This is one of those times when you know you should not laugh but cannot help yourself....Ralphie was still a ass**** but funny with it...oh marone!

[BenAliGtor]

Ralphie was an asshole, but I have to admit: THIS was funny!

[BMFRaw]

Ralphie's death wasn't brutal enough.

[slitor]

Killed over a dead horse when his own son was dead.

Sorry dude, thats as brutal as it gets.

[eondarkstar]

His son wasn't dead he was in the hospital he did it for the insurance to help cover the medical costs.

[slitor]

Oh...i thought i remembered that he was claimed breaindead in the end.

[eondarkstar]

When Tony came over to the house to 'tell' Ralph about the death of Pie-O-My, Ralph was telling Tony about his son's condition improving.

[armbartilt]

small rodent in the rectal passage!

[WeaselHalfbreed]

Ralphie was crazy. He was funny too, but he stressed me out. And remember that Janice said she used a strapon on him.

[eondarkstar]

She didn't just say it, they show a scene where she and he are actually having sex that way.

[nasribb]

"I don't know how to put this delicately, he was sucking a cub scouts dick!"

Real Gentle :D

[dejonal]

@nasribb

ROFL

[NikeAurrs45]

the rodent had to removed upon arrival to the headquarters

[DoubleDizzle1]

1:48

"Oh Marone, I have blue cross, blue shield, is that ok?"

[DestroyedMetal]

oh i thought she said "Oh Madone!"

[slank58958]

damn near pissed myself. jeses that was was priceless

[cs00024]

ralph and junior=best characters on the show

[handsomebwonderful81]

i have blue cross/blue shield is that alright. LOL

[bigfootgunot]

im using that.

[Irobinson86]

Fucking Hilarious!

[billsy69]

Ralph was great, was hard not to hate him for what he did to tracy but felt bad when he was killed would of been good to see how he would of acted in the war with new york.

[eondarkstar]

You feel bad for him when his son gets shot as well, and Tony did warn her what kind of man Ralph was.

[ohwell121]

oh shit the way he takes revenge, i mean it's just a goof.

rofl its funny to see this otherwise inteligent character make a mistake cuz he's so arrogant. this ends in ...well he gets away with it

GREAT scene!

[logwind]

lmao

[cs00024]

one of the funniest scenes in the history of television....."he was sucking a cub scouts dick".....fucking hilarious

[traumsturm001]

what a character totally sick but entertaining !

[sagem28]

This scene had me laughing my ass off

[REVwilliebeamon]

I was made as shit when Tony killed Ralphie.

[maddingo12]

A gerbil mam...