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  • Jesus christ, I wanted to curbstomp puppies and kittens reading all of this.. JD WE WERE SO AMAZING TOGETHER, WEREN'T WE... Oh by the way I fucked some guy who complimented me out of spite because you didn't answer me beckoning call

  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU haha dumb bitch. Seems like this worked out in your favour

  • @ the second thing youve learned, ,LMAO :D

  • Wow! This is one of the most interesting videos I've watched on youtube.

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  • why didnt you just tell her you were going to europe?

  • Fake. The guy she cheated with.. no guy ever gets out of the friend zone.

  • where is this song from??

  • The Maddy? Like the Maddison House in Toronto? hahaha

  • Even though this is extremely funny, I don't think it's real. For example, what kind of guy goes on a 14 day trip without ever contacting his girlfriend, not an email, not a text, not a post-card or a short call... i mean what kind of relationship is that?

  • @dadgadable Backpacking through Europe... Doesn't seem like a viable option, emailing. Not to mention the cell charges stated, for being in Europe when your provider is in North America [I'll assume]. And what kind of relationship is that? Maybe a non-codependent one? 2 weeks isn't that big of a deal for no contact considering everything.

  • @dadgadable backpacking bruh

  • wow dude im SO sorry that happened to you man! thats freaking crazy!

  • SO SAD D: D: D: D:

  • worst girlfriend ever

  • this video kinda seems...fake. idk. something about it. mostly the fact that, if he told her he was going to Europe and she didn't respond with like "i'll miss you, think of me" and other typical girl-stuff....wouldn't he realize she didn't understand he was leaving for a while?

    oh well. still funny..

  • I simply loved this vid! But omg you are better off! Crazy ass bitch!

  • There are a bunch of other crazies commenting on this video... Some of the "best" comments I've seen lately lol

  • Sad how I can tell just by reading her messages that she is a boring cunt useless for anything but sex. I understand women more than I should.

  • @Pottsdie I think her star signs Scorpio she's a crazy drunk but otherwise sarcastic and a bit annoying/naggy

  • sooo peak

  • These 2 could not have been dating for longer than a week or 2 for her to not know he was going away like this. This isn't something that is brought up once or twice like it's no big deal, I don't care how dumb someone is they don't forget something like this. I might have to seriously upset just about everyone on here and call BS on this video. I'm not sold this was legit. Entertaining, but I don't buy it.

  • @abones1922 I agree, something about this video screams "FAKE!" Even if this chick really was that stupid, she clearly communicates with his friends and family. Not one person casually mentions something about him being in Europe? Come on now.

  • why couldnt you make a long distance call ?

  • good for u

  • Two questions :-

    1.) If you went backpacking around Europe then why the FUCK didn't you take your girlfriend along?

    2.) Ever heard of an "emergency" ? Yeaahh that's precisely why you should overlook the roaming charges. Period.

  • @tetris919 You do understand that cellphones aren't universal? You can't take a US cell phone over to Europe and make calls with it...... 

  • @MrKalimera Yes but you can very easily rent one, which people usually do when they have to keep in touch with their near and dear ones.

  • @tetris919 Why would he need to keep in touch with his friends and family while on vacation? I'm not following. Buy a calling card and write down contact numbers so you can call if you are in trouble and tell them you'll be back in two weeks.

  • @Crosshair84 Being on a different CONTINENT and not even calling your GF once? Having a single telephone conversation would at least have stopped ALL OF THE ABOVE from happening.

    FYI your family probably didnt tell you (bout your grandma RIP) cuz they didnt want to worry you as you were so far away from home.

  • @tetris919

    1. Probably because the invitation didn't extend to her.

    2. If there was an emergency there is nothing he could do anyway, being on a different CONTINENT. My family waited until I got home after a week on the road from work to tell me my grandma had died and I thought nothing unusual about it. She was already dead and rushing home wasn't going to help anything.

  • hahaha very good video man:)!but your girlfriend is a fucking PSYHO leave that bitch alone she is nuts!oh and can u tell me something? WHY DA FUCK YOU DIDNT LIVE YOURE PHONE ON MAN?!?!?!?!?

  • Dang that sucks man i feel bad for you bro. i hope you find a way better one than that.

  • DAYUM BITCHES BE CRAZY

  • what a dumbass bitch bro

  • Beta as fuck.

    You basically pissed away the whole thing, like it was your fault. Don't make excuses for the inequities of others.

  • ''JD we were amazing together, weren't we?''

    And that's why you fuck your nearest ex boyfriend after 5 days of not hearing of your boyfriend?

    Holy shit that bitch makes me want to kill innocent cats.

  • this just gets better and better...

  • if she was smart she would have waited for you to come home so you wouldn't read the e-mails lol

  • @phantomlich If she was smart, none of this would have happened to begin with.

  • @DarkenedProgress then if she was smart-er lol

  • stupid bitch...

  • The second song is called Disco Science and is by the artist Mirwais. Just thought I'd clear that up for everyone.

  • anyone know the 2nd song?

  • "When you go to Europe for 2 weeks, leave your fucking phone on"

    Actually, it seems like you dodged a major bullet by leaving your phone off. Imagine a marriage to someone whose brain works this way?

  • @RyantheCanuckpirate he said to his girlfriend he was going on vecation, that should be more than enough

  • I'm single. Want to go to Europe together?! ;) Seriously though, the biggest lesson is: Don't date someone who is insecure, has no life of her own, and constantly obsesses over where you are every waking minute. People in relationships should still maintain their own lives and hobbies. Being in a relationship in itself is NOT a hobby. It does not make you an interesting or fun person. Girl is crazy.

  • Found the first song. Klint - Diamond. 1 down, 2 to go.

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  • @dewiowen1 And the middle one is Mirwais Disco Science. Just remembered both of the songs are in the film Snatch. Well, at least everyone knows now!

  • What are the 3 songs in this video? The jazz one, more rocky one and finally German I think. Greatly appreciated.

  • Lesson 3: Don't date stupid girls.

  • Well I guess she was right when she said "You bring out the worst traits in me." Haha what a fucking psycho.

  • hahaha most girls are like this

  • Best video ever! Bitch pwned herself! never let her forget it. Lol!

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  • clearly fake:

    "end it all in fantastic sex and confessions of love" obviously written by the guy trying to make people on the internet believe he's good in bed

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  • @UbyTuesday clearly you've never been in a relationship...or if you have, then your awful, just because your girl doesnt talk about how good the sex is, doesn't mean all girls don't talk about it

  • FOR THE FIRST TIME OF MY LIFE I LL SAY THAT , WE (MOST OF WEMEN) ARE CRAZY.... BY ALL WEMEN OF THE WORLD I AM SORRY !!! :P WHAT A B!TCH

  • Ok so like on the guys point of view, he never gave her any reason to doubt him, and that was too full on, and she seems a little self destructive. But.. I dunno I feel bad for her too, she was through a lot even if its all her making still

  • at least the sex was fantastic. no lie though, i'm kind of embarrassed to be the same gender as her right now.

  • Haha good job bro. She's nuts!

  • I LOVE THAT YOU USED SONGS FROM THE SNATCH SOUNDTRACK. IT'S PERFECT.

    :D :D :D

  • It's better to have loved and lost than live with a psycho the rest of your life.

  • @94jg lmfao!  true true

  • "would end in fantastic sex"

    atleast you gave her the dick right

  • "Now who's the stupid one?"

    Yeah... :P

  • yeah - you leave to Europe for two weeks and not making sure your gf is aware -

    uh .. I talked about it ... uh I called to tell her...

    And then you enlightem with your wisomd about passionate people... what about stupid people ?

  • @jaoude Telling a person several times, "I'm going to Europe for 2 weeks," and saying, "I'm off to Europe tomorrow, I'll miss you babe" and stuff like that isn't "not making sure your girlfriend isn't aware." That's a serious listening issue. That's not like forgetting something on your grocery list. That's... Fucking dim.

  • @Seprentarius Pardon me, "is aware." *

  • it must of been a big shock for him to read those emails. i would so bitch her out for what she did if i was him

  • Dunno if it's a fake, but if it's real - it's kinda sad you didn't gave her a chance. (At least this is what it looks like...)

  • @ShihiZu

    who the hell would give her a chance, she is crazy, plus she said she cheated on him

  • @ShihiZu A CHANCE??? Are you fucking demented? She clearly told him how the whole relationship was a bore, how she hated spending time with him, and the fact that she cheated on him just after 4 days of no communication so she can prove that she can get any man she wants. Then writes an email trying to get back with him, because she proved him that she can? The real question is, why didn't he embarrass the hell out of this chick. It would have been funny to hear her say "I deserved that".

  • What music is this?

  • cool but fake

  • id cut her fucking throat!!

    

  • sorry dude,find girl in Europe.americans r crazie mofos as we can all see.

  • @ipanemaane well you cant really say that.this is ONE couple having problems so you cant really joudge

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  • 2. Break up with her before you leave, to avoid roaming charges*

    2. Know what she's capable of before you leave, then break up with her*

  • what is the first song?? i believe its in the movie Ocean's 11 also. really like but cant find anywhere that says. imma feel really stupid if it is the song that youtube says and i just didnt listen to it far enough

  • Music is catchy lol

  • @needo2new Lol it clearly says at 0:14 that he talked about it before. Then called to say goodbye the day before he left. Yet she was still clearly either too retarded or ignorant to listen.

    haha. Fair enough that you're trying to see the girls point and all that buuut...you just aren't paying attention to the deetz man. What she did was wrong. Even she saw she was majorly in the wrong when she found out where he was.

    So it kinda makes your argument pointless.

  • @needo2new Lol it clearly says at 0:14 that he talked about it before. Then called to say goodbye the day before he left. Yet she was still clearly either too retarded or ignorant to listen.

    haha. Fair enough that you're trying to see the girls point and all that buuut...you just aren't paying attention to the deetz man. What she did was wrong. Even she saw she was majorly in the wrong when she found out where he was.

    So it kinda makes your argument pointless.

  • i would be em if that happened to me woman don't like to be ignored !!!!!

  • @02rsrath Yeh, but Em was a dumbshit (if you would be Em, then this applies to you) because she didn't listen to her boyfriend that HE WAS GOING TO EUROPE. Men don't like yo be ignored either.

  • @needo2new: Is this a time for sarcasm?????

  • What you can learn by not listening!

    I hope the story has a happy ending, in the end, for both of you.

    Live and learn, even when people you love don't hear you.

  • Man, where you dating MY ex? She was just like THIS! I still keep all her ranting/loving emails just to laugh about it. She slammed the fuck outta me in one email tellin' me don't call her and she was gonna go fuck other dudes AND girls. (Something she was ALREADY doing behind my back anyway.) Then she'd be all sorry and wanna talk the next. It's been 4 YEARS and she still won't go away......

  • love the guys comments. Well id say i was cheated on but im single at this point. Everyone realizes what a bitch she is right? I love you, OH FUCK YOU, i dont want to hear from you,HELO HELO, FUCK YOU,LOVE YOU. I hope she has a profile on the never date list as a bitch im sorry for you man, but hey if she acted out like that then your ten times better. She couldve asked around more had faith in you though hmm maybe he lost his phone and shit. But no shes a hoe. Good luck man.

  • Wow possessive girlfriend. o.o

  • @needo2new You need to get over it. Some people like to actually have their own life and freedom. it was 2 fucking weeks, not 2 years. so stfu. tough if you don't like it but tbf...shes was a cunt for not listening and getting so worked up after such a short amount of time.

  • they are both at fault

  • @entiesean not really

    

  • is she a moron? why wouldnt you just ask one of his friends?

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  • @waffles147 Apparently you didn't or can't read the first 21 seconds of the video where the guy explicitly says that he talked about it to his girlfriend for weeks and even called to say goodbye the night before. You are even more of an idiot than his girlfriend...

  • @dark14life ahhh thanks for that -_-' i skipped to like a minute or something, yeah im an idiot =P

  • @waffles147 Read the start of the video...HE DID !

  • @Clusterlala dude i got it

  • to those saying he should have called or used an internet cafe, THATS NOT WHAT YOU DO WHILE BACKPACKING EUROPE!!

    He only had two weeks to go through europe, once in a life time thing, why waste it sitting on your bum to back home people when he can be exploring and stuff

    and calling? have you seen roaming charges?!

  • LMFAO

  • Whats the last song.

  • Everyone saying "you could've called/emailed/written"; do you know what the point of backpacking across Europe is? It's to go out and explore, not sit around on the phone or on a computer. He told her, she didn't give a fucked. 5 days until she fucked another guy and the psychotic bitch emailed him that without confirmation he was even fucking alive. It took her almost 2 weeks to figure out her partner was on a trip he told her about. It's a good thing they broke up though.

  • well he should have at least made sure that she knew that he was gone. i really wonder what kind of relationship they had if the girl didnt realize that her bf has gone to europe for a trip... if my bf had planned a trip i would have known of it the moment it got finalized .... i would know the people he is going with...the time of his flight...when he will come back...how i can reach him if something comes up.... i think this is what normally happens between a couple

  • "I can't get any guy" ... if she thinks and talks as well as she writes, then i guess she wrote the correct sentence!

  • she is weird but i think he shou.d have at least sent her one email or a postcard or any form of communication if he is going to another continent for so many days

  • Should have sent her a postcard on day one :) I spect it's all fiction anyway.

  • @lunnunis Whether or not this is fiction, the character in the video is a typical American narcissistic female. And whether or not this one is fiction, what happened to this guy has happened to one of my friends.

    "should have sent her a postcard on day one" Should have never dated an American.

  • its kind of fucked up how many girls think its a good ideah that just because they are picced off at those whom they love they could go around and fuck other men and think they are players wen in reality all they look like is sluts and then try to come back around and have forgiveness like nothing happened like it can be okay

  • @IPkOnXTC Um, you really shouldn't take this to be representative of all girls, or of any girls for that matter. You're just asking for it if you date a girl who's that stupid AND crazy. Find someone with brains, or at least some semblance of emotional stability.

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  • There's a little thing you might've heard of, its called an 'internet cafe'. For just $2 you can spend 10 minutes checking your email.

  • @thewildone There are a lot of countries that don't have these(if they do its expensive), especially in eastern Europe when not many people would have internet. at all.

  • @synth77

    But he was in places like Italy, which do.

  • @thewildone o.O he didn't go to europe to check emails. How is he suppose to know all this was even happening to check his e-mails in the first place?

  • @KadeAuron

    He wasn't 'supposed' to know, but I wouldn't keep myself out of contact with my girlfriend for 3 weeks.

  • @thewildone But... he isn't you. Cause you wouldn't doesn't mean anyone else wouldn't. Don't set what you do as the normal thing to do.

  • Passionate?! Try Bipolar!!! Good lord what a stupid bitch...I'm sorry that happened but am glad you dumped her crazy ass!! And I hope you had a great time in Europe. :)

  • WOW tight on him like

  • if hes not answering your calls why would he answer your emails

  • What would have happned if he died? I guess him missing for 2 weeks randomly only means he's avoiding her haha

  • good thing you didnt reproduce with that dumb bitch

  • she broke up and in a way cheated on the guy after only ten days? that girls got some realy bad relationship issues most normal people/partners would be worried or frightend that thay might of been hurt o rlost or sumit after ten days not upset and assume there breaking up with them

  • wow shes an idiot!

  • Seriously, I would have buried this useless cunt in my yard right around the "she fucked some random dude" part. I'm half drunk, and that really emphasizes my misogyny, I know that. But this bitch could really stand to better herself by laying down in front of a train.

  • she fucked her friend... i'll never get in a serious relationship ever.

  • whatever happened, happened for good... but it's hard to believe that you didn't try to get on the internet during your trip at all, considering the fact that most of us would do so at least somewhere, sometime... free wifi at mcd's?

  • @ktshwashere some people have a life that dousnt revolve around the internet and back in 07 people wernt as obsessed with the internet as thay are now and i doubt thay had free wifi at mcds back then haha

  • @ktshwashere Backpacking... Through... Europe. How often do you think the guy would be in a big city that had internet cafes to check? Or that he even would? That's rather counter intuitive to the spirit and point of such a trip. You go to sight-see and explore... Not look for wifi hubs to make sure your online haunts are all good.

  • @Seprentarius Well I happen to live in Europe and having traveled in literally all countries within in and I can tell you, it's fairly modern. Phones and internet are available at any times everywhere, even in the smallest villages. I am not buying this story. Usually couples contact each other, even if it is just a short call to say "hey I'm alive and well".

  • @dadgadable im with you on that, , ,not good to go so long without lettin them know somethin

  • This. is. fucking. genius.

  • wow.. shes psycho!! good thing you found out sooner lol

    btw i think the realationship was failing right at the start when she didnt listen to you. forgettin your boyfriend is going on holiday to Europe is a pretty big thing to forget :/

  • Seriously? You aren't going to describe in graphic detail what her reaction was when you got home and you had a conversation with her? That's like writing a four-book saga, and leaving out the last three chapters.

  • OH mein gott!!! hahaha! dude you rock definaeiteilly

  • If she broke up with him that mature thing to do would be to stop talking to him. She told him not to call her, text her or email her yet she continues to email him. Was she 6?

  • Cool Music

  • Another reason why I never want a girlfriend.

  • Good Lord. What a psycho...

  • soundtrack from Snatch? good choice i like

  • Would anyone else think that he was hurt, got in an accident, etc.?

  • That girl is a crazy bitch. Stuff happens for a reason.

  • wow nice girl you had, Europe must have been fun tho

  • em is so stupid she should open her ears more seriously brake up is the best way she had sex with another guy

  • i am kinda like her reactions except she fucked another brother.

  • and to think he could have avoided all this by turning on his phone once

  • @cal11182 I think it was for the better. She basically admitted how she really felt about the relationship, and she seemed like she thought she was better without him. And how do you not remember the conversations and the last phone call goodbye?

  • sorry but poor Em.. should be culled!

  • So.... the fact she went to your house, and saw nobody was home... for like two weeks... My assumption was either you were murdered, or she should listen better.

  • Hey you did the right think man.

  • What's the middle song that starts on 3:38?

  • @uu9uu Mirwais - Disco Science

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  • "we've all made mistakes while you were gone"..... really?

  • hey what is the song playing.. please do tell i would much appreciate any help :)

  • "Now whos the stuipd one"

  • does anyone know what the music is on this? funny story. sucks for him though =/ she fucked up BIG TIME lol

  • @VikingsFan130

    The song is almost always on the bottom right of the video....Its by Wir Sind Helden

  • @sxygurl52 wow. thank you lol i did not know that that was there. i guess you learn something new everyday lol =)

  • He could have at least told her he was going to be away. It was rude for him to leave without telling her.

  • @ktie28 he did

  • @ktie28 he did, he called her to say goodbye. says that at the begining.

  • @ktie28 You must be as dense as her. He DID tell her. Or so he claims to have told her.

  • reasonable to dump and/or cheat on your boyfriend after not hearing from him (nevermind the fact that he TOLD you where/what he was doing multiple times, including calling to say GOODBYE) for 5 DAYS is not reasonable.

    it's unnaturally clingy dangerously irrational,borderline psychotic, and just all-around a terrible thing to do to someone.

    As a rule, it's a good idea to never assume shit or jump to conclusions. It just makes an ass out of everyone involved.

  • So if he thought that she understood him that he's going to Europe, than it's his fault as much as it is her fault for behaving the way she did. You both worth each other. She is dumb because she is young. And you are not smarter because you didn't ensure that your gf KNOWS that you're leaving. You are gonna regret that you lost her like that.

  • not much hope for her after the email at 3:48

  • Totally weird that he disappeared without even saying good-bye. There was no good-bye kiss? No "Well, I'm off to Europe tomorrow; I'll miss you while I'm gone!" She didn't take him to the airport? How did she miss all the planning, all the conversations about where he was going to go and what he was going to do? If they were truly so amazing together, you'd think that his trip might have come up in the conversation once or twice at least. It's a very strange relationship they had.

  • @daisytrench He did tell her. On multiple occasions apparently too. He even called her the day before. You should read it properly. She's just a dumb ass lol

  • @getsurenka You're right, he did! Sheesh, I'm as rotten a listener as she was! If I'm not careful I'll probably end up doing this exact same thing to my poor boyfriend. She's definitely a psycho nut case.

  • you should have emailed her or something! lol....

  • i think its pretty funny that her first reaction is he is ignoring her so she goes out and has sex with a friend just peachy!

  • hm...somehow i dont think she's mad at all. Seems rational way to react .

  • @SarbiraPreece I smell a troll.

  • @J0ECRAWF15H O_O..whats a troll? o_-