"This history. It's all lies. It says Hitler killed himself and that we nuked Japan. And people believe this shit. Jesus. Well, if it makes them sleep better at night, I guess."
Toreno is very inspiring and convincing. Thumbs up if you believe me!!!
@DriftxKingGTR no. You then have to do little missions like cab driver and paramedic etc to get 80k alltogether. What toreno mentions there about offering a dollar or killing them never happens.
"This history. It's all lies. It says Hitler killed himself and that we nuked Japan. And people believe this shit. Jesus. Well, if it makes them sleep better at night, I guess." I cracked the first time I heard Toreno say that! XD
The cheat $350.000 is not the solution, cheats are for the stupid motherfuckers, I used cheats, and I was pushed to erase my memory card, because I had problems with the game, and I needed start San Andreas again. Please people don't use cheats.
Man, when this game came out, it was the shit!!, now looking at it having been playing GTA IV for so long, it looks terrible, the graphics are lame haha, although i wish theyd brought some of the ideas from SA and incorporated them in IV, like car modding...
@slowdude Why you replying to me saying kids? i told you i think they should have brought some of the ideas from SA to GTAIV because, SA was a better game, the only difference was the graphics and GTAIV was more refined with an all round better layout.
I wish they had the gang wars etc in GTAIV, but, i guess well get all the cool stuff march 30 when the new episodes are out, Come on Gang Burrito!!
just go to angel pine and do the paramedic mission,patients appear in that arear making it very easy,i got over 100,000 doing this and also how i got the health upgrade easily
Export cars, collect Wang Cars' revenue every day, shoot people up (drug dealers in particular give good money), and you'll have the money before too long.
Am I the only one that drove all the way out there expecting to pay $1 for the airstrip only to find out that it cost $80,000 when I only had like $15,000 at the time, lol.
omg i learned to fly up until it said that i got a pilots lisence and nothing is happening! i even finished all of zero's missions and now all there is for me to do is go to driving school, bike school, boat school and flying school. im so pissed coz there arent any real missions !!! :@
This isn't hard, i've got about 135ooo$ ´because i used the zero asset, and then i dont get wasted and i dont get busted, i dont even KNOW how to get busted. Its not so hard.
just do some sidemissions and you'll get assets and when you wait 24u you can can get 2000 or 5000 ;) or sell cars for import you earn so much money ;)
you've had your chips c'mon that isin't hard well for me it isn't and the NOE! c'mon that is one of the eseyes missions on gta sa but if you tinck the're hard well your opinion i tinck its the up up and away they've m4! but you can take a helicopter and take the helicopetr from up and migth be the interdiction mission that is very hard to well just my opinion
Up, up and away isn't that hard in my opinion and Indiction is fairly hard. But if you fuck up You've had your chips then you've had it. Those guys with the combat shotguns are extreamly annoying.
the car showroom costs 80k & u can buy it after u complete the 'yay ka boom boom' mission in san fierro & get at least bronze in all the driving school tests
It's wise to do that after you've done Caligua's palace robbery, then you'd have lots of money to buy the showroom, as it costs like 60k or around that.
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"This history. It's all lies. It says Hitler killed himself and that we nuked Japan. And people believe this shit. Jesus. Well, if it makes them sleep better at night, I guess."
Toreno is very inspiring and convincing. Thumbs up if you believe me!!!
TheLatiosnlatias02 1 month ago in playlist More videos from GTAmissions
man! Just before I made that mission I had 82000$! But I spent 20,000 for some house! Why didnt anyone told me that I needed the money?!?!?!
Elezistyle 3 months ago
Use the code HESOYAM if u need some money:D Give health,armor + 250k!!!
Ivi24ify 7 months ago
@Ivi24ify
that makes you gay and retarded.
gameloft96 6 months ago
@Ivi24ify You Do See This is Not Pc Version do u -.-
Jay30895 3 months ago in playlist More videos from GTAmissions
I hate this mission.
Yangunit 7 months ago
Easiest mission ever? Yeah.
ledawg1138 8 months ago
I wonder if you dont have 80k, you get to kill the guys who owns the airstrip. just like Toreno said
DriftxKingGTR 8 months ago
@DriftxKingGTR no. You then have to do little missions like cab driver and paramedic etc to get 80k alltogether. What toreno mentions there about offering a dollar or killing them never happens.
LSBonnPower 7 months ago
"This history. It's all lies. It says Hitler killed himself and that we nuked Japan. And people believe this shit. Jesus. Well, if it makes them sleep better at night, I guess." I cracked the first time I heard Toreno say that! XD
juresaiyan 10 months ago
At of all the missions, I hated this one the most >:(
thepaco1200 10 months ago
when are you supposed to get that phone call? D:
danrawley1 1 year ago
@danrawley1 just walk or past the school of driving
ArtClubPenguin 9 months ago
calipers on the genitals? that's gay
1LilAce1 1 year ago
Toreno reading "Conspiracy Theory" by Rockstar Trollers! LOL
MultiMinigun 1 year ago
time to break out the easy button
missersuperman 1 year ago
easiest mission ever!!!!!
dingchavez9902 1 year ago
For people who don't want to use cheats:Just go to the Off-Track Betting shop and bet a lot of money on the highest multiplier.
imhood37 1 year ago
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i never got a call
emokid641 1 year ago
i never got a call
emokid641 1 year ago 2
They tried hard to put a lid on top of Carl Johnson's genitals?
MrGameAndGuitar 1 year ago
shit i wasted my 1,000.000 for this pieces of shit >:(
Hated34 1 year ago
are you supposed to go do that race jethro told you about after this mission??!!
obsessivegh3player 1 year ago
The cheat $350.000 is not the solution, cheats are for the stupid motherfuckers, I used cheats, and I was pushed to erase my memory card, because I had problems with the game, and I needed start San Andreas again. Please people don't use cheats.
carlitoslemon 1 year ago 2
@carlitoslemon its just a game lol, if people cheat so what, its not like you get actuall money if you complete 100%
dragonedge13 1 year ago
Hitler killed himself:True
America Nuked Japan: True, They deserved it.
But oh God, Clamps on someone's Family Jewels? That's just insane. But then again, they're Russians, who will always go to maximum pain when needed.
AzNgiftedkid 1 year ago
what does he mean by "ouble agents"?
bosnia91 1 year ago
@bosnia91
like someone who is spying agaisnt someone but also getting info and giving to they're enimes.
like if an american spy was in russia and was also working for the russians
anicentsk8er 1 year ago
San andreas looks like fun... FUCK GTA IV and Niko.. well maybe until LaD and TBoGT come out for ps3
pheelGaming 1 year ago
Man, when this game came out, it was the shit!!, now looking at it having been playing GTA IV for so long, it looks terrible, the graphics are lame haha, although i wish theyd brought some of the ideas from SA and incorporated them in IV, like car modding...
x420Raptor1 2 years ago
Stupid kids, graphics mean shit, plenty of old games are better then what they bring out these days.
slowdude 1 year ago 22
@slowdude Why you replying to me saying kids? i told you i think they should have brought some of the ideas from SA to GTAIV because, SA was a better game, the only difference was the graphics and GTAIV was more refined with an all round better layout.
I wish they had the gang wars etc in GTAIV, but, i guess well get all the cool stuff march 30 when the new episodes are out, Come on Gang Burrito!!
x420Raptor1 1 year ago
History is shit! lol! I love Toreno. His sense of humor is amazing.
decromanger28 2 years ago 5
just go to angel pine and do the paramedic mission,patients appear in that arear making it very easy,i got over 100,000 doing this and also how i got the health upgrade easily
punktheman 2 years ago 7
what's the problem with toreno and cj?
27PAAN 2 years ago
torenos last flight!!!cj thought toreno was in it he destroyed heli.toreno surprised cj so now this
Kamil55459 2 years ago 2
the outfit is horrible
27PAAN 2 years ago 5
i know right
Killafred9000 2 years ago
warm it up kane
failtalk 2 years ago
the number plates floating in the middle of the back of the truck :o
goombaman223 2 years ago 4
Export cars, collect Wang Cars' revenue every day, shoot people up (drug dealers in particular give good money), and you'll have the money before too long.
OtherRealmer 2 years ago
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i need HELP I DONT HAVE ENOUGH money!! i only got $43,144....BUT IS $80,000!! HELPP plzz
flamex99 2 years ago
shoot the shit out of anyone on the street itll take awile but yull get enuff
fastspeed1234 2 years ago 8
Go to the casino and save your money, right? I popped up my dollars in my safe to save them also...
decjko 2 years ago
you know the car export and import?
i got $30000 for 1 car
you should try it!
19Sevan97 2 years ago
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Do the cheat to get $250,000: R1, R2, L1, X, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up
SonicObsessed191 2 years ago 15
well you can use the money health and armor cheat comes in handy
shadowhades125 2 years ago 6
u guy arent gonna believe me but my uncle did the filmography for this game
icecoldkilla8599 2 years ago
oh yeah? show me proof
therealmrtaco 2 years ago
Am I the only one that drove all the way out there expecting to pay $1 for the airstrip only to find out that it cost $80,000 when I only had like $15,000 at the time, lol.
AnotherSchmoe 2 years ago 3
Ur not the only 1 my freind xD
fujys 2 years ago 5
lol
TheColombiandude 2 years ago
I like this save place cause it has a fucking HUUUUUUGE garage!
Lauriic54 2 years ago 5
i use the hanger as my car garage
TheColombiandude 2 years ago
is there anyway to cheat the flying missions? mainly because they are boring, and i hate to fly.
ultimatemegadeath 2 years ago
How do i get better at the flying races because i suck? Where is the flying school?
Kayla10123456789 2 years ago 2
you see it in the video! go up the stairs at the building and to the tv screen
Moe499 2 years ago 21
@Moe499 see what?
danrawley1 1 year ago
@danrawley1 dude, this was a year ago. ment the flying school, though
Mad4Moe 1 year ago
@Mad4Moe oh right
danrawley1 1 year ago
How Do You Unlock More Missions After this Mission?
Drowzee123 3 years ago 2
i would guess finish the races
Ownedbywhomatt 2 years ago 2
im not sure, maybe just walk around, u might get a phone call or something
albania331 2 years ago 3
finish the flying school!
Moe499 2 years ago 6
You have to do ALL of the flight missions.
johnpie2 2 years ago
omg i learned to fly up until it said that i got a pilots lisence and nothing is happening! i even finished all of zero's missions and now all there is for me to do is go to driving school, bike school, boat school and flying school. im so pissed coz there arent any real missions !!! :@
kizzyy95 3 years ago
so complete the flying school... and you get more toreno-missions
Moe499 2 years ago 5
as you have made to having all those money
Giove114 3 years ago
James Woods is killin this role. I find myself actually enjoying his performance, like this is a movie or something! Great acting.
paurri 3 years ago 3
I dunno why but Toreno reminds me of Kay from Men In Black
Alversia 3 years ago
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This was a hard mission :-(
someguy1228 3 years ago
u had 2 buy the place... im like wit what money.. i had no moneyy
cvan4180 3 years ago 3
the cars go really fast in the desert,it's like their running away from something.....freaky(plays X-files theme)
kakashi202 3 years ago 8
i afford the place
Pokeninjaxd 3 years ago
air raid was hard, but supply lines was BRUTAL!!
gcnmfm 3 years ago 7
lol you stole the truck like it was your job
brucelee7525 3 years ago 3
they always call at the worst time
kizdawiz1 3 years ago
NICE TRUCK
lamelegendoflink456 3 years ago
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you have missions all mixed up. theres not 103 or 104. theres 100
YoungGangstaIV 3 years ago
LOL at Toreno reading 'Conspiracy Theory' at :04.
JaxieBoy 3 years ago 2
This isn't hard, i've got about 135ooo$ ´because i used the zero asset, and then i dont get wasted and i dont get busted, i dont even KNOW how to get busted. Its not so hard.
Ibrahim1cool 3 years ago
me 2! :D
jok42315 2 years ago 5
is it possible to get on the abandoned airstrip tower without using the jetpack.
glued2datv 3 years ago
The only hard thing for me is handing over 80k :(
TheLord0fTheRings 3 years ago 38
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unless you cheat which i, of course, didn't *cough*
kittykat1111111111 3 years ago
just do some sidemissions and you'll get assets and when you wait 24u you can can get 2000 or 5000 ;) or sell cars for import you earn so much money ;)
ghoulunaticdylan 3 years ago 2
Try doing tank missions.
Awesomeomeo 3 years ago
i hate the fucking learning to fly missions
sarahlovesgta 3 years ago 4
the oly possible solution( i didnt try it yet) is using the slow motion code) cde veing slowitdown
Ryadriz 3 years ago
toreno character deals with changing the world
wwfanation 3 years ago
What would you say the hardest mission in this game is, as this is the easiest.
I would say "You've had your chips" is the hardest. Or "N.O.E.
canicommentonthis 3 years ago
i completed both those missions 2day on my new game (thats a coincidence :S)
sdw41993 3 years ago
you've had your chips c'mon that isin't hard well for me it isn't and the NOE! c'mon that is one of the eseyes missions on gta sa but if you tinck the're hard well your opinion i tinck its the up up and away they've m4! but you can take a helicopter and take the helicopetr from up and migth be the interdiction mission that is very hard to well just my opinion
cooldredandwardragon 3 years ago
Up, up and away isn't that hard in my opinion and Indiction is fairly hard. But if you fuck up You've had your chips then you've had it. Those guys with the combat shotguns are extreamly annoying.
canicommentonthis 3 years ago
N.O.E is easy once you get used to it,the hardest for me is Air Raid,but i passed that for my first time yesterday with no cheats :o
chrisamor707 3 years ago
fucking fly test is pain in the ass FUCK i cant do it!!!!!!!!!!!!
lolownedinlol 3 years ago 6
I beat it on my 5th tries.. lol pain in the ass but all you gotta do is keep practicing.
IceDeadSlayer 3 years ago
wut i beat it the first!!
182ndNegociator 3 years ago
I Fuskin hate the zero missions especially air rad i only completed it once it shitty
thereaper1992 3 years ago 2
i never understood why toreno says to buy the airstrip for a dollar but you have to pay 80 grand to pay for it
brummieforlife26 3 years ago
It's a figure of speech.
whenderson0 3 years ago
When you complete driving school, buy the car showroom opposite the garage, and complete the missions, they are well payed
Leeko22Arsenal 4 years ago
thanks. btw do u know how much the car cost?
123456789cwalk 4 years ago
About 30thousand. If thats not enough cash just do R3 missions (police, ambulance, taxi etc)
Leeko22Arsenal 4 years ago
the car showroom costs 80k & u can buy it after u complete the 'yay ka boom boom' mission in san fierro & get at least bronze in all the driving school tests
sdw41993 3 years ago
I finished the school, and I can't buy it...
WTCTribute 3 years ago
Have you completed all the san fierro missions? Not Zero's though. You need to do that first
Leeko22Arsenal 3 years ago
It's wise to do that after you've done Caligua's palace robbery, then you'd have lots of money to buy the showroom, as it costs like 60k or around that.
canicommentonthis 3 years ago
not only does it generate money but you get every car you stole during those missions
scrfce454 3 years ago
can someone help me im on this misson but dunno where to get money. ive got 60 something or 50 something thousnad and i nedd 80 thousand help?
123456789cwalk 4 years ago
gTa San AndreaS...THİS İS WONDERFUL GAME!!!!!!
İT'S JUST A GAME:
Repci123 4 years ago
lol @ when that dude had a pipe and was gonna wack you.
Atown61910 4 years ago
Is the fire department helicopter available for use at the Easter Bay Airport in San Fierro?
boston18967345 4 years ago
Why "Learning to fly", "N.O.E." and "Stowaway" aren't availables?
cobralink 4 years ago
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what a gay hair cut i had the pink mohawk just cause i had the money
27pxc 4 years ago
lol. The guy with the baseball bat while you were making a phonecall.
Som3b0dy 4 years ago
that's all???fuck me thats easy.did anyone see the number plate on the pickup???
1357900000000 4 years ago
man i can't believe it you must love this game if you already play it a couple a years non stop
ghoulunaticdylan 4 years ago 10
true. thats why I subscribed.
DeadLetters90 4 years ago 6
Toreno said buy it for a dollar and if they give him a hard time kill them, what? It cost like 60 grand
1942JA 4 years ago 14
took me 2 days do the flying school :()
killerdudejo 4 years ago
haha ;D takes me about 10 minutes. sorry no mean to insult but its just that way ;)
Jimppeli 4 years ago
=[] omfg lol
killerdudejo 4 years ago
It took me a week to finish flying schol :O
My cousin completed it for me thoe :)
Every night before bed time I always watch GTAmission and have a snack :)
gtasademon 4 years ago 10
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heh lol =D
killerdudejo 4 years ago
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took me 2 hours.
boobins66 4 years ago
nice lol
killerdudejo 4 years ago 7
GREAT! I fogot this mission. :( lol.
Willzyyy 4 years ago
Its amazing how good you are at playing gta games. Its like you helped make the games.
fatman1001 4 years ago 2
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lol, Toronto is a dumbass..
Hitler DID kill himself and USA DID bomb Japan.
ANYWAYS, nice playing man.
pl0xman123 4 years ago
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Seems like YOU'RE the dumbass for not getting his character.
Actually, HOW do you know Hitler killed himself? And I know its a stretch, but how do you know the USA bombed Japan?
ViceCityCitizen 4 years ago
Dude its just a game....calm down and relax...it ain't worth it.
ghettoprince187 4 years ago 3
Bitchin'!
UZI13 4 years ago
This is my favorite CS
Royalemperorblue 4 years ago
Nice ride! lol!
outragerider 4 years ago
it's gangsta
funnybanana 4 years ago
YOUR AWESOME
PUNI3SH3R 4 years ago
man, you are pro at Grand Theft Auto
Dgsteelers94 4 years ago