Bark Bark Bark!

[TheShinigamilord1]

emos are awesome you suck thats all there is to it

[pot0tin]

Make more Astrid videos!!!

[Peachy6601]

Not emo lisanova!! hahaha u r so funny Ceciley!! xo

[aardvarkansaw]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG !

[botz1]

all just a bunch of CAB! lol

[TomModernMedia]

Astrid is my inspiration.

[LisaNova]

I love my cameo in this. I am so awesome.

xo- Lisa

[rendesvouz21]

You are awesome Lisa

xo- Rendesvouz21

[ingiewingie]

its lisa aaaah. :-o

*faints*

lol jokes...

[connorVsimon]

hahahha you were hilarious :]

[Hippo158]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LMAO! Are you looking at my eye patch?! Stop looking at my eye patch! Look at my eye MY REAL EYE!

[dragannov]

instant bonner

[UlanMoore]

i hate pancakes

[ConditionRed333]

I've been a very bad bunny!!!

[AstridVonAij]

Then no carrots for you!

xo- Astrid

[ConditionRed333]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheNavigateur]

Stop eating pancakes! ahahaa

[nemanxtube]

YEA, when you ine'r peak of ball smoke, shit it out trough the hole, it is going to be magic.

like, you must phound while you lick her.

imagine rolling pancakes. ______mmmrough?

[DerSheinerSailor]

Well, I will invent a new word out of this videography; simplifiction. A cross between the well-known words, simple and fiction.

Now I will go and eat carrots and frosties, because they are both food products dicribed as simple and fictive.

[Eskimotto]

soggy soggy soggy. you are so wise.

ich liebe dich

[AstridVonAij]

Ja, I am wise, Eskimotto. You may eat some little cakes now, since you have been good.

xo- Astrid

[tigerstripedsugabutt]

bring your other eye to your next video.

[SamWhite218]

Ahahahaha,

and Void eating

pancakes!

i love you

[jadaemo]

im so HORNY!! wow! hehe. some1 should msg me if they wnat 2 cyber. x

[charlycroki1]

o yt keeps taking down my sexy vids!!!! e

[Eurovision07Molitva]

Ah, well...this was slightly (meaning a lot) disappointing after "It's my hole"... ah well...

[brunchnlinner]

can i be your bunny 78 master? am i worthy yet?

[AstridVonAij]

I am checking the roster to see if 78 is taken. But I scratch your metaphorical chin, brunchnlinner, for you are a bunny.

xo- Astrid

[DerSheinerSailor]

Bunnies don't eat pancakes.

[amyraasch]

You inspire me to bring more truth to the table. I must dig deeper.

[TelOnTheTube]

haha Rachel you are soo good, do you have more vids or another channel

[donaehillsmith]

This is great stuff. I think you should go to the corporate offices and tell them to change their own soggy diapers, lol.

P.S. I LOVE pancakes and now I have to avoid them. That really sucks.

D.

[FluorideIsBadForYou]

Try rolling your own smokes- they are better for you and have less harmful chemicals in them

these papers Elements

Rollingsupreme . com and Top Tobacco

Much better smoke

[1LBRTY]

What brand of cigarette are you selling, er, I mean smoking?

[MINIX00]

you look like Marion Cotillard in La Vie En Rose...

[Maxwellwho]

i dont eat pancakes

so im good ;D

[CheeseDuck03]

I've been bad. I bought some corporate american bullshit. Please help me fix my life.

[wonkabomb]

I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you. Only you. Not pancakes.

-wonka

[SilverWingling]

Oh my GOD I was totally just eating pancakes as I watched this.... no lie.

[supermondooobercool]

I find you offensive AstridVonAij,

you and your corporate american bullshit.

i think you are a product placement from the hollywood movies ja?

[surfnakd23]

Im here for the air spankings. Can I be bunny 323?

[kohlcass]

Your accent sounds more Indian than it does German. Was ist los, schatz?

[consultthat]

I am terrified by the obsession your bunnies seem to have with you. Am I missing something?

Although I can see why they listen to your advice so attentively. You seem to be a very interesting person.

And pancakes suck, we can agree on that.

[amylou4]

Astrid! I wrote a poem... here goes.. "Ich habe eine Katze.. Sie heisst Snowy.. Sie ist gut, ja!"

[53Aubergine]

Thank you, it is good to hear someone get the shit out on the table, I am honored to take wisdom from you. Time someone did, and in such a  subversive way. I respect you, Astrid von Aij. Please continue your fine work.

Maybe the babies can become bunnies. One can hope. At least a few.

[FrazLemonKiller]

Astrid, Your next Bunny is at your command. I want to rise above the flat pancake and be branded with a number. No more Corporate American shitcakes, but what's your policy on Lemons, great one?

[AstridVonAij]

Please feel free to rise above, FrazLemonKiller, you may be Bunny #110. I send you "air spankings".

xo- Astrid

[FrazLemonKiller]

"air ouch" :)

-Bunny #110

[ChristinaHG]

That's funny :)

[blabadiblabla]

Yay you're back Goddess! I am thrilled to see you are in good health. I like your pretty pet. And I'm happy to say that i have been a bad little bunny and want to know what my punishment will be, please. Can't wait for the Dada poem! =X

[AstridVonAij]

My pretty pet is very nice, Ja?

Your punishment is to find a very smelly man and french braid his armpit hair.

xo- Astrid

[blabadiblabla]

Wow good one for me! He,he,he, :/ yekk :P ... Thanks goddess! :D

[ErinCanadian]

I'm so in love with you Astrid! Make more videos - I can't get enough!

[AstridVonAij]

Oh, Erin, you are so sweet, so Canadian. I send you kisses filled with excellent beer and poutine.

xo- Astrid

[nofreechange]

Pancake avoidance is bullshit! Face them, and make them feel 3 dimensional in their flatness!

[Kailys3]

I've become a master of ignoring the advertising and focusing on the movies...though they still tend to be crap anyway :p

[tresetrange]

yes, astrid, no pancakes for me!

I approach you timidly in the hopes that I might aquire a bunny number of my own. #43, maybe? please consider it =]

no pancakes.

[AstridVonAij]

You may be bunny #108, if you'd like, tresetrange!

xo- Astrid

[ksyvret]

oh, thank you, astrid! bunny #108, oh my =]

[AnvilplaysWOW]

lol i love this stuff

[sukatra]

It started out innocently enough, my addiction to pancakes. I bought frozen pancakes to try to coax my little one into eating breakfast. He ate them for a while, but soon stopped. So what was I to do? I had pancakes in the freezer. I didn't want to waste food. So I ate them. And then I bought some more and ate them too. And now I'm up to a 12 pancake a day habit. You cannot imagine the pain I experience on days when my freezer is pancake-free. I cannot stop. I am sorry. Please don't hate me.

[AstridVonAij]

You must ween yourself off or go into a program sukatra, or your art will suffer. Addiction is bullshit.

xo- Astrid

[rickyatchley]

*tripple snap in "z" formation*

Work it, bitch!

[88strands]

what I know now is that you are lisa nova, truely, the curtains have been drawn and doves flew everywhere but their cages.

[AstridVonAij]

Oh, 88strands!

When I finally split my face down the middle and rip off my mask, the thing that will be revealed underneath will not be so pretty as LisaNova.

xo- Astrid

[gh3770android]

each tear i shed, each scar is new, all this blood is just for you...forever your bunny minion <3

DANCE IN FEAR!! DANCE IN FEAR!!

[OhJamesBondYesh]

ASTRID I LOVE YOU ;D

[limaq]

lol. 5 stars!

[effedup4mthehrt]

but i love pancakes =[

[Mister456]

by the way you look a lot healthier now!

:-)

[Mister456]

yaaay, new stuff, sooner that I expected :-)

Loves it! I will no longer hide my piss and shit, I promise, and no more Pancakes!

I tell you this from the bottom of my heart, you are one crazy mistress, I will follow your instructions for perfect art!

greetings from germany

[tjbailey08]

I am inspired, as always. You are amazing

-Bunny#100

[Bizzy4000]

I think I can make this extreme sacrifice for you Master, and your art, but please don't ever tell me to choose between you and Don Julio, it could be too much to bear.....

in your service....

[samtwist]

Shame, the anti-establishment rhetoric slightly loses it's touch when the purveyor has become the lynch pin of a publicity machine identical in all but size to the one they are claiming to oppose.Oh, but this is self-referencing subversive marketing so es ist gut, Ja?

Nein. Die Meister ist der Sklave geworden

[Prissie27]

LOL. Good point, samtwist, but to be able tobring out the truth to the blind so that you can be heard, one must also go to the places where the blinds are. ;-)

[AstridVonAij]

Very well put Prissie27. Philosophical yet to the point.

x0- Astrid

[saxon308]

i wanna FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL

[Kailys3]

great, now you have that song stuck in my head x.x

[AstridVonAij]

I don't know which song you are referring to Kailys3.

xo- Astrid

[Kailys3]

oh, I was just replying to a hater comment :p sorry, youtube made the commenting system so nonsensical o.-

[saxon308]

But i'm not HATEING, I really wanna fuck her like an animal, cause i love her :)

[H0rseWithNoName]

We put the right bearings in all the right places, so these babies are light to spin all day long. Third person singular of the present indicative active of the deponent verb sequor. If an internal link led you here, you may wish to change the link to point directly to the intended article. Andere meiner Vorspannungen ist freier geworden.

[SarbocMedia]

Very interesting framing of the video.

[littlefatbird]

That made my day!

[eddie071587]

Y do u wear that disturbing patch?

[durante888]

blue berry pancakes= sex

[MrBrandonAlexander]

Awesome on so many levels!

[lezlieprapra]

i want to marry you.

yes?

lezlie

[camivette]

Only you could make me stop eating pancakes. Only you.

[sunshynajc]

Sparkling Unicorn Dildo.

I love you, Astrid! :)

[semisweet113]

Astrid,  I think I saw you in Lisa's new vid.....Was that you without the patch on?

[provoko]

that was great, so funny

[claudwhatever]

SOGGY SOGGY SOGGY

haha..love eeet.

[supercommie]

They're like babies, they're cute but they piss and they shit in their diapers. =P

[rhythm7a]

I've missed you.

[DailyQuestion]

noooo

[prisha91755]

Hey Astrid, where can I buy one of those eye patches?

[TSGolden]

Hey, I might head to L.A. within a month to visit. Stop eating soggy pancakes.

[onionhead007]

lolz this iz the FUNNY!

[CanadianNinjaMonkey]

I always avoid pancakes. I was very soggy earlier, but Tylenol took the fever away. I've got a new fever now :)

[Nfactor2006]

"one sharped raised eyebrow"

indeed

Rob

[Brittany32087]

Love it!! this made me laugh so much!! Good work

[tripledoggey]

niceeeee!

[3101010]

Quick Fact: I think thats a Renetto chair

[AstridVonAij]

Good eye, 3101010!!!

xo- Astrid

[CAPTGREENANGEL]

I will never eat pancakes again if you tell me not too. I would not want to piss you off.

[GertoMotto]

That was deep. I think I'm safe with blueberry pancakes though. Mmmmm. With blueberry syrup. And blueberry bacon. Yes.  I am safe.

[LadyGreenTea]

you are one of my favourite youtubers...pancakes suck :P

[eddie071587]

lol nice

[Castaa]

But I love pancakes! :((

5/5

[AstridVonAij]

Then you will have to suffer, castaa. Suffer for your art! You are so prolific, perhaps that is the reason you suffer a little more than others.

xo- Astrid

[Castaa]

Then for you Astrid, I choose suffering.

Waffles, now and forever.

[AstridVonAij]

Excellent choice, Castaa.

xo- Astrid

[o0Jono0o]

I actually flinched when you demanded that I stop eating pancakes. I swear, I didn't have any today.

0_0;

[AstridVonAij]

I don't think I believe you, o0Jono0o.

xo- Astrid

[dimelion1]

oh god, i hate pancakes! thank you for inadvertently supporting my opinion, astrid. i love you. i will bring my feces to the table.

[atwyatt]

"...in your afterlife of choice" lol. ^^ Great (and true) video!

[OMGitsaBLAST]

you are a treasure

[AstridVonAij]

I will flaunt my treasure like dirty pillows.

xo- Astrid

[dgallman1993]

Good Job!

[fallofautumndistro]

Hah! Love it!

[TSEliot666]

Love this video. And you are so right!

[dmanstoit]

well done :-)

[AstridVonAij]

Rare.

xo- Astrid

[AnlamK]

Astrid, are you planning to give a symposium on The War Against American Corporate Bullshit? If so, when and where?

[AstridVonAij]

I am going to take over the Stanley Cup, and give a speech on skates, followed by some interperative ice dancing. I will see you there, AniamK, yes? PERHAPS I will see you in Pittsburgh or Detroit.

xo- Astrid

[tekkenhalo]

I had to run a mile during the moring in six minutes about a week ago. I had pancakes that same morning! After the mile I felt like I was going to die! You should tell us these things earlier!

[AstridVonAij]

Oh, tekkenhalo, your suffering is so sad. You should eat eggs in the morning. Or oatmeal.

xo- Astrid

[MarcoPolo3]

Yay! Astrid is feeling all better now no more Lung bats!

[AstridVonAij]

Thank you for noticing, MarcoPolo3. I have kept the lung bats as pets. They now sleep from my shower curtain rod, and make purring noises when I pet them.

xo-

[AmunPtah]

I love your videos Astrid. They are so true and so wonderful, just like you. I am looking forward to the Dada poem with great excitement.

[AstridVonAij]

Good Bunny.

xo- Astrid

[olgakay]

shit, what did I say in my last comment? I liked the other video much better, I was pretending that I was watching u speak german with english dubbing, how do you spell dubbing anyways?

-OlgaKay

[AstridVonAij]

Dubbing is dubbing. I see you are spelling well, and pancake-free. If you like that so much, Olgakay, feel free to dub this one yourself, with whatever language you like.

xo- Astrid

[SapphireUnited]

I would comment on your video, but comments are bullshit.

[AstridVonAij]

You are so right, Sapphire.

xo- Astrid

[FauxSeigneur]

If I didn't despise you so much I would like it.

- Bullshit - Faux.

[AstridVonAij]

Your ambivalence is bullshit.

xo- Astrid

[MilkTruffle]

'Stop eating pancakes!!!' OMG sooo good! And when emoLisaNova was barking, so funny and so random! Love it. Thank you astrid for your true words and vision

[AstridVonAij]

You are welcome, MilkTruffle. Perhaps it is much easier to have vision, when you have no depth perception.

[AbuMalikPresents]

My best friend Bobby Xavier has infiltrated Portugal for the sake of love, he's tracking down Mia Rose to liberate her from the authoritarian sogginess of Lawrence the tyrant.

Can't wait for the Dada Poem!!! Yay Astrid!

[AstridVonAij]

Mia Rose should liberate HERSELF from sogginess. It is an inside job, I think, no?

xo- Astrid

[BilliLovesMargot]

i ate pancakes this morning so i will go throw up now?

[AstridVonAij]

Oh, I love to hear from you, my naughtiest sugar plum!

I think you have probably digested already, all of the emotion-killing flour, so perhaps just give yourself a little spanking, and promise not to do it again, now that you know better.

xo- Astrid

[yankees12054]

lol astrid is a GENIOUS!

[AstridVonAij]

Yankees12054!  Naughty! You have clearly been eating pancakes, because Genious is spelled Genius. I forgive you, but don't let it happen again.

xo- Astrid

[yankees12054]

Twas simply my finger hiting the keyboard, for O is right next to I. An error has been made, however, it shaln't happen again, for this time was not a spelling error, but an error in typing.

[AstridVonAij]

Alright, Connor, now all is right in the world. You are a bunny.

xo- Astrid

[thebdonski]

Marvelous! Simply marvelous.

-bdonski

[BilliLovesMargot]

she's a remarkable person isn't she? i quite like her.

[AstridVonAij]

I hope one day we will meet, Bdonski, so I may treat you like the sweet dessert that you are.

xo- Astrid

[tyleroakley]

They hide their shit and piss in the diapers!

LOL. Loves it.

[AstridVonAij]

That is not to say that I don't like diapers, though, tyleroakly. Just to be clear.

xo- Astrid