Pai Mei's Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

[BeatKonDR]

That Was'nt 5 point palm....that was NIPPLE CRIPPLER!

[TheGodzilla1955]

press 7 for the advanced worm waddle technique

[mardyengel04]

no man he just felt a gay touch and walked away ,then tripped

[florenmage]

LOL

[narib28]

so face



[rottencranberry]

Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique Meaning:

CHIN*GA*TU*MA*DRE

[topias2]

Nice

[MuhfuckxnMonstuh]

LMAO! iLoved the look on the white shirt guys face when the other one said the movie sucked,he was like >:O WTF!?

*kills*

[link5767]

Dialogue:

"YOU STOP!"

"Uh yes?..WTF!"

(Five point thinga majiga perfrormed)

"Dude WTF Get Lost)

(Walks off and falls over)

[GaMeR69]

it was like Napoleon Dynamite trying to make an action flick! HAHAHA LOL! with steroids

[GaMeR69]

There messing with things that they shouldn't be messing with LOL!!!

[tatorsal]

How about the shut up Bill and let her kill you and cut out 20 useless minutes of kill bill 2 technique would serve a better purpose...

[MultiFred50]

this boys r playing with things they dont understand plus they did it wrong if for accident they do it right that's the end of them

[borrachoPerdido75]

Pai Mei is the shit! Thank you for showing me this advanced technique. I will always treasure it!

[mrssmithjr]

Tht movie so did not suck,Kill Bill 1 and 2 was one of the best movies Quentin Tarentino ever created!!

[Boobalopbop]

@mrssmithjr Thats why he deserved to die

[aykutminiklii]

after he hit him he took 2 step back. then 3 step forward. 2+3=5

[AddEmergency]

He only took 2 steps!!!

[sixtysixwolf13]

FAIL

that wasnt 5 steps

[TonyMontannapotts]

To do this move for real you must do 1000 push-ups on your five finger tips in under 7 minutes and there is a hint that Elle will be in Kill bill volume 3 in volume 2 I thought the ending was going to be like Elle chops Beatrix's head off and says I GOT YOU!

[Aulderath]

That was freakin' AWESOME!

[mynameisjonas321]

he only took three steps. its supposed to be 5

[dro4300]

kill bill kicks as

[NotToooShabby]

His heart didn't explode he tripped on a fucking rock and cracked open his fucking head =)

[gokuta333]

yeah its real but uhhh ........the white lotus mey no longer exist if u see a xialoin monk that saw this vid u use it and run!!!

[AzunaiSmyth]

That was actually good

[clapatos2]

OH SHIT YOU KILLED HIM

[gambini18]

hahahahah really funny

[TEDDYDAZE]

2 steps bacc then 3 steps forward..

[butteremma]

that was only 3 steps

[spieljawsfan]

No, it wasn't. He stepped back twice, and then stepped forward three times.

[Ezzequiel2517]

This is the express drive-thru version...

[tulinviana]

he fall with just four steps

[MissSurealist]

The music at 0:07 and on is the theme music from Kill Bill.

[applefrapple1234]

wats the music at 0:08

[maltagallo]

whats the sound called when he gets mad at 0:07

[sikyrace]

its Iron side...and its not the theme song from kill bill..its just a song from a song...

[smjx216]

wasnt even 5 steps

[lintongiles]

whats the name of theme music at 0:09?

[deyborn]

lamo good one.

[L3G3nD0001]

haha He fail to trip over lol.

[edej001]

LOL.

i have to admit i did laugh at this!

good one.

[gonegonego]

if you would have done the thing properly,i would have rated higher than 1*

[chupacabrah]

HOLY SHIT IS THAT KID DEAD

[anunkindnessofravens]

LMFAO

[mikisaikano]

this happens when a retard get a cam

[bhaumik1987]

hahaaaa......i laughed so muchhhhh....hehe... damnnn funny

[DiCi999]

I feel sorry for the mother@#$% that tries to mess with me, for he shall be owned by my FIVE POINT PALM EXPLODING HEART TECHNIQUE.

[ralphsniperX]

he dies walking LOL

[thegermanguy99]

5 stars !!

fucking hilarious and kill bill is amazing

[Suzumaya1]

Haha, he just falls really funny,.

[swupstik]

"Disclaimer: Josh does not actually think 'Kill Bill' sucks."

ROFLMAO. In that case he lives.

[museman007]

you motherfuckers.. hahahaha.. good video... you made laugh a lot... hahahahaha....

good for ya fellas..

[theryann222]

kill bill is awesome, the guy who died only walked 3 steps b4 dieing, why not 5

[cibermosca64]

NO PODES!!!!

[reagyrulz]

that is sooooooooo fucking coool

[nakedifshewantsto]

That's what I would do.

[shakti66209]

I loved it ----------congrats guys. Too funny. Pai May would give you both a big hug. Well done

[shelbyforever917]

HAHAHA dude that was awsome

[carolinacaceresd]

funny

[alvinsok]

haha.

i liked this video.

[TheSlotsInBarry]

awesome video don't diss kill bill my friend!:L

[moonprincesspower]

You two better watch out that shit might be real~

[DonUzaki]

lol he's first lke wtf then he falls. classic ^^

[ogdeathgodInc]

o ya i forgot to say i liked it it was funny

[tmkrjk]

Dopey, fake, fake, fake, the walk is 5 steps before his heart explodes. This is a fake!

[NineLeggedDog]

Nah, I'm pretty sure it's real.

[ogdeathgodInc]

no shit its fake...its supsose to be funny..

[tmkrjk]

Well at least do it correctly, this is a shitty job!

[MMAfighter70]

no shit dumbass!

[tmkrjk]

Eat shit and die, asswipe! I hate communicating to queers.

[koolmunkie]

as beatrics kiddo says "the bitch had it coming!"-kill bill vol.1 (LOL)

[bluegreen1234579]

weird when i'm angry or want revenge i stare at that person and that music plays in my head!

[livonwed23]

i know how it works! ive studied ALOT about it trying to learn and it rips arteries and nerves which connect the heart and keep it in place and when you do it it basicly dislocates your heart but it takes a couple of seconds to fully disfunction

[hiroxprima]

bitch deserved it lmao

[Marstatoy]

what a shit~!

[tsubame360]

lol KILL BILL volume 2 IS AWESOME!

[Fadeattack]

kill bill doesnt suck lol

[Fadeattack]

lol it was pretty damn funny. the music when he says that music sucks fits this movie perfectly

[arleyfeeezy]

kill bill does not suck.

awesome job guys!

[dsjenzen]

hahaha,that was so funny!

[subgrv27]

How does the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique work?

[Dragon0932]

dont think its real lawl

[cantth1nk0fnam3]

that wasn't 5 steps

[olegario39]

he took one step after being hit by the last strike so its 5 steps.

[cantth1nk0fnam3]

oh i see

[dennisthekidtaco]

i like the dirty harry d-sides remix add in

[s3ac0w]

KILLL BILL sucks!? Bastard had it coming.

[gustavohorn]

He's supposed to take 5 steps before falling to the floor. But I counted 4.

[FLICKGEEK]

That was funny.

[xHousexWilsonx]

ROFL. Owned.

[LoVeMaBaByGiRl]

haha...funny, but the movie is great =)

[jagannathramanan]

wow man...this really hilarious,,,,funny!

[justingarak]

LOL

[Makav2li]

rofl....

[AightBrett]

shit

[ToferMc]

thats some funny shit

[apocalypsed]

*lol* I love this one, thx for uploading.

[BurtSteven]

Well done. But I know also a similar deadly move. It's the five point shotgun exploding heart technique. It's very effective and easier to learn. And you have only to hit once. But better don't try this move in puplic. =)

[necrokratia]

its a nice move, but when u kill some one with 2 fingers and 1 move, we'll talk.

[suckerlove11]

lmao i love it!!!

[taureador]

lmao...

[GmonyZB]

LMAO this is awsome, i would do the same if someone said that about kill bill

[molinmolinmolin]

the five point palm exploding heart move is real, except only one man still alive knows it, and hes sworn to never teach anyone, i did know his name, but i forget. thats the problem with these oriental names lol

[teenagefucker]

your an idiot. its not real, but it is possable to kill some one with just one punch to the chest, its more about power than placement, as any rupturing to the main arteries could be fatal.

[ZugBub]

yeah but precision and an understanding of human anatomy can also go a long way. That way you can take someone out with the least amount of energy needed.

[ToferMc]

you could just use a knife

[bluegreen1234579]

it's real but it's called a different name

[Y2KHorny]

my gf knows a one hand five finger exploding nutt technique she performs it on me every now n then

[ruberinhimself]

Hilarious!!!

[Lazybum66]

Be careful man

That techniques real man

[LobstercrabVideos]

Thanks for the warning, man.

[nitroizsik]

yeah man its real man well said man

[chengyulee]

Please redo this video except really make his heart explode.

[LobstercrabVideos]

Well, I'd have to learn it for reals, and I'm not sure if I have the time to go train with a crazy mustachioed Chinese man in an obscure mountain temple. Let me know if you find an easy online classroom version.

-Chris

[lvialviaquez]

well done, lads.

well done.

[JoshuaRWright]

HA, look right after chris attacks me, one, or two half steps, then I turn around, taking a step, and then three more, and I collapse

BOO-YA BITCHES

and thank you jimii31...

oh and... this is josh btw

[LobstercrabVideos]

Gettin' a little defensive there... where was that when totally rocked your ass with masterful Chinese martial arts?

-Chris

[jimii31]

he took two steps back and three forward so it worked

[effscreamo]

looks like he took three steps

[LobstercrabVideos]

witchcraft and tomfoolery

[billejoe56]

is this a real matail arts move?

[LobstercrabVideos]

No, it's from the Quentin Tarentino movie "Kill Bill Vol. 2"

[donquixote35]

but it is a real move, tarentino just used it. there are alot of spots on the body that are said to kill if hit right. look it up, its pretty cool.

[bluegreen1234579]

you mean like on your crown and temples

[mopman1337]

no blood? it was black and white couldnt you at least have used chocolate syrup on his mouth or something?

[LobstercrabVideos]

We're minimalists. Or lazy. Whatever.

-Chris

[LobstercrabVideos]

He did only take four steps. I'm just that good at it.

-Chris

[EmoBassist23]

what's up with the josh dying? and why do i like it so much?

[Maxpowers5240]

ha good fall by josh