fuck of and die by a fire in your cunt, you hack, just show the damn machine, now one gives one single fuck-stick about your opinion or what you're pedaling.
You can't switch like 20 news features, most of them interesting ones into 3 minutes along with unfunny jokes. like "the northwest passage is open. this means that.. unfunny joke -> NEXT BULSHIT"
Q. What do you get when you cross a misleading link, a genius' work, an annoying spokesperson, endless blabbing, and a high-speed slideshow of random shit?
What the fuck is wrong with this world. I see a cool moving thing and i want to see it. I click on the video and all i get ist pic of it. I hope you all die soon.
god this chick is irritating..the film is actually made better by throwing in a surprise windows ad. thanks, but think i'll keep my mac..and personally keep contributing to "global warming" as much as possible.
Ugh... and can you imagine how environmentally UNfriendly it is to make a sewing machine? A lot of plastics, wood, poly-vinyl carbonates and chromium go into those things. Then you have to power it, consuming more resources. If you want to go green you've got to get a patch of land and do the potatoe/goat farm thing and use fish bone needles and cat gut thread to sew together pieces of Bambi's hide to make clothing and shelter.
Let's be constructive in the criticism of this talented but inarticulate young lady - slow your words down. Cull the mindless parts of your segment and work on your accent: do you want to be America, Canadian, Australian, Irish or English accented? Make up your mind because people have a hard time picking out words if they don't fall into their pre-learned accent patterns. Otherwise good job.
vi un programa donde dices que todos te recordaran por las playas,yo creo que todos te recordaran por transformar el mundo , en mi pais se aprecia que la gente sea buena y quiera hacer lo mejor por el mundo y no por uno mismo, gracias a ti por dejar un legado y hacernos ver que nada (nada )es imopsible para darle la vuelta a la imaginacion
Ugh, i click this video hoping to see the damn spider walking wind powered thing, but instead i get some chick talking.. Get to the point!.. oh wait there it is in the suggestions.. l8er
If you like this, you might like my kinetic Sculptures. Or you might not. At least check em' out and see for yourself. Just click "ASMITHSCULP" to go to my channel. And if you do like them, by all means, subscribe, comment, and share the crap out of them.
Wow, sure are a lot of trolls in the comments on this video. I actually could understand everything she said and was rather interested in some of the subjects she covered.
I actually think the majority of you guys need to calm the heck down and grow up a bit more before commenting further, to be honest.
As I get older I grow less tolerant of people speaking fast in mumbled undertones, seriously- do you actually want to be understood, slow down and articulate your consonants
First of all I love arts and I think almost everything is possible but some not because of physics. From the beginning of science we have tried to discover that kind of machine known as perpetual motion devices but they are physically impossible in terms of our current understanding of the laws of physics , in fact, that perpetual motion would violate either the first law of thermodynamics, the second law of thermodynamics, or both. As engineer you should know that.
First continuous motion machines are not possible. Second it cannot be moved by the wind. Its just kinetic art. Finally, nice girl but what is she talking about?
@mnavarromugas Well Mr negative here thinks nothing is possible & everything is plain & boring.. Ask mr. Theo Jansen on how it works. I myself is a trainer in Mechanical Engineering i see clearly how this wind powered machine works.
On what he did is & always be Pure Engineering.. That kinda stuff is only possible with ambitious thoughts & to be curious aswell to see its better to be out side the box then in it.
As far as I can gather, this chick is an Aussie that lives in America and has English parents.
Each part of the english language is shown up on her 3 dialects. I assume she has had botox injections, coz her lips are pouty and she can't speak properly enough to be understood.
Is that what this youtubepoop craze is aobut? What the fuck did I just watch? Did I just see a commercial? Where the shit was the monster? Damn it! I feel dumber having watched this.
What the flying fuck is she saying??She is one of the worst announcers I've heard in a while. And I understand that she is an amateur, but the whole idea is to get your ideas and commentaries across the screen and into our brains.
All you have to do is listen to Dianne Sawyer for two minutes and you will figure it out.
No tengo idea como terminè mirando a esta mina....
MrNeoMagic 1 day ago
me before clicking on this video: 'WOW! I GOTTA SEE THIS GIANT ROBOT THING'
me during the video: 'tits or gtfo'
ReplayButtonMolester 2 weeks ago
Ok, Zaproot, checked off my watch list.
SOAHCSOAHCSOAHC 3 weeks ago
that's got to be one of the most annoying bitches i've ever heard. i wish that freaky machine would gobble up her vocal cords.
jacklazzell 1 month ago 2
fuck of and die by a fire in your cunt, you hack, just show the damn machine, now one gives one single fuck-stick about your opinion or what you're pedaling.
forsakenr320 1 month ago
most obnoxious woman ever
oxsuperjackxo 1 month ago
WOMAM!!!!!!!!!! STOP SPEAKING OMG!
xxxcagriersozxxx 1 month ago 3
You can't switch like 20 news features, most of them interesting ones into 3 minutes along with unfunny jokes. like "the northwest passage is open. this means that.. unfunny joke -> NEXT BULSHIT"
DnBastard 1 month ago
this is bullshit.
william69952 1 month ago
i wouldnt even get a blow n go of that bitch
Matt79502 1 month ago
Oh fuck this woman makes add sexy
stopglobalswarming 2 months ago
Shut your whore, accent mixing mouth. Then show me tits. Maybe I'll forget the ginger and butchering nthe Aussie accent thing.
JamesDlang1 2 months ago
Is she American or Australian? Anyway she's an evil daywalker. Fucking redheads!
JamesDlang1 2 months ago
fuck you
DjMarkye 2 months ago
About at 1:20 I was thinking what its about.
Youckaify 2 months ago
can't this woman just shut the fuck up
Maniac3nd 3 months ago
que mierda es esto¡?
parzifal2 3 months ago
I think I understood about 3 words of what that bird was saying...
DJSyKoh 3 months ago
biodegradable means it can be digested by living organisms unlike petroleum based plastics
jeanlucncoelho 3 months ago
She speaks strange. It sounds as if she speaks faster then she thinks. Very female...
TaoPiet 3 months ago
@TaoPiet
with the difference that she here didn't think (text was just a spoken script)
9snaker 3 months ago
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TaoPiet 3 months ago
Где хуита блять? Деревянная! Ёбаная тёлка, блядь! Я ебу! На хуй! Пиздец!
arsgraff 3 months ago
The presenter's voice is very annoying and made even worse by the truly horrible editing style.
MrAnelight 3 months ago
Q. What do you get when you cross a misleading link, a genius' work, an annoying spokesperson, endless blabbing, and a high-speed slideshow of random shit?
A. This
Picropideng 3 months ago
ohh milf *awesomeface*
HustleMu12 3 months ago
....eeeeerr....what?!?
nibiru48 3 months ago
What the fuck is wrong with this world. I see a cool moving thing and i want to see it. I click on the video and all i get ist pic of it. I hope you all die soon.
webgier 3 months ago
FUCK SAKE WOMAN, I JUST WANTED TO SEE SOME GIANT MOVING OBJECTS
ToastyTarget00 3 months ago 56
@ToastyTarget00 Ha ha! that's what i was thinking!
submaRED 2 months ago
@ToastyTarget00 I'd like to see her moving objects!
stopglobalswarming 2 months ago
I would live in that
Khaatimful 3 months ago
at 1:34 she stop talking
TheJolopogi1 4 months ago
shes hot
KB5G 4 months ago
wtf... did she just say.......?
dax3m 4 months ago
sooooooo, if the robot is in a hurricane..... will it go like 500 mph
116skinnyboy 4 months ago 19
the device to get the smores from the microwave to your mouth is my dick
neverwillyouever 4 months ago
I am totally lost to them eyes.
God damnit.
ThaGodfathar 4 months ago
cute cute girl !
TetrapakProdzekt 4 months ago
id totally tap her ass.
qmp5 4 months ago
her voice sounds burned....and i didnt really get what shes talking about
ThundertonTV 5 months ago
that machine is so great!
volikoto 5 months ago
god this chick is irritating..the film is actually made better by throwing in a surprise windows ad. thanks, but think i'll keep my mac..and personally keep contributing to "global warming" as much as possible.
speedcrank 5 months ago
I dont even understand what she is talking about.
GLaDOSBOY19 5 months ago
she is lovely :) stop saying bad things
mohgoku 5 months ago
It almost sounds like she's speaking in German.
TheAgnostiic 5 months ago
Shut up and get your top off
viktorvaldemar 6 months ago
Bitch shut the fuck up!
09jaypg 6 months ago
@strictlygoodbusiness
No can you put it into English for me please
anni50ful 6 months ago
Is it just me or are more young adults talking like children ...... Weird
anni50ful 6 months ago
The topic is great but how she report it is fail........ booo.........
yazpaul 6 months ago
You have a lot of oil on your face!!!!!!!
Sbavni 6 months ago
she said that they are organisms..... fucking.... idiot...
AlbertaSteeze 6 months ago
I have no idea what she said
GabbyLovesLabradors 6 months ago
She talkes so fast I didn't get it but was it something like "fuck me" ?
Zelle10 6 months ago
His name is pronounced like "Tay-o Yahn-sen" not "Theeo Jansin"
ironclownfish 6 months ago
Lol, a ginger!
P0SS0S 6 months ago
What is she talking about???
DrMVUA 6 months ago
Isn't she in PiMP Daily aswell?
Taizunx 6 months ago
SHUT UP!
xXxgriefelementxXx 6 months ago
This is what you people call fast talking? That's pathetic.
Jimbobbubbaloothe3rd 6 months ago
id be more worried about assholes then weather
kalzorath 6 months ago
Less brain, more talk..
UnderSkys 6 months ago
Y U NO KWIET?
MyTheQwerty 7 months ago
all these people bitching about her speaking too fast she probably had a time limit for the show
TheDan0o9 7 months ago
@TheDan0o9
Yes she might but she talks like a little thick girl
anni50ful 6 months ago
like..I mean really this is all like, you know..well mega and, yea, heh seriously like..
andylowings 7 months ago
чё за ебаная хуйня?! я пришел посмотреть на самоходные скульптуры, а не на рыжую блядину!!
MegaGenerator 7 months ago
She must be Australian because I can understand every word. Entertaining segment
ianmmel 7 months ago
me no likey announcer lady
branzombie 7 months ago
Ugh... and can you imagine how environmentally UNfriendly it is to make a sewing machine? A lot of plastics, wood, poly-vinyl carbonates and chromium go into those things. Then you have to power it, consuming more resources. If you want to go green you've got to get a patch of land and do the potatoe/goat farm thing and use fish bone needles and cat gut thread to sew together pieces of Bambi's hide to make clothing and shelter.
originalrumplesnitz 7 months ago
Ugh...
originalrumplesnitz 7 months ago
Let's be constructive in the criticism of this talented but inarticulate young lady - slow your words down. Cull the mindless parts of your segment and work on your accent: do you want to be America, Canadian, Australian, Irish or English accented? Make up your mind because people have a hard time picking out words if they don't fall into their pre-learned accent patterns. Otherwise good job.
Ozoperamummy 7 months ago
It's not often that I go out of my way to actually "Dislike" something.
Good job.
Valexxii 7 months ago
2:03 RAN RAN RUU! :D
mavoelker 7 months ago
slow down love, one can't pick out words. jesus
lessofaless 7 months ago
Blabbering bitch cow!
MrUzminiNu 7 months ago
vi un programa donde dices que todos te recordaran por las playas,yo creo que todos te recordaran por transformar el mundo , en mi pais se aprecia que la gente sea buena y quiera hacer lo mejor por el mundo y no por uno mismo, gracias a ti por dejar un legado y hacernos ver que nada (nada )es imopsible para darle la vuelta a la imaginacion
pijeyyy 7 months ago
'0:34
clickdreapta 7 months ago
she needs to shut up
bigpurple100 7 months ago
thumbs up if you muted the video because she never shuts the fuck up
blobbios 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Itll be better for as it move theres a dildo at the middle that goes up and down. so girls can seat there.. as i have watched on some porn vids. haha
papaEathan 7 months ago
Itll be better for as it move theres a dildo at the middle that goes up and down. so girls can seat there.. as i have watched on some porn vids. haha
papaEathan 7 months ago
PUT A FUCKING PERIOD . IN YOUR FUCKING SENTENCE .
6shotty 7 months ago
Listen you dirty, inbred Americans. She is speaking better English than you twangy mouthed fat arses!
misterbonzai08 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
why did I click this? shit!
Rikyusa93 7 months ago
Ugh, i click this video hoping to see the damn spider walking wind powered thing, but instead i get some chick talking.. Get to the point!.. oh wait there it is in the suggestions.. l8er
sacr3 7 months ago
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PoppinHam 8 months ago
Subtitles:
Andsh glargan bealn hurr gal nalg glra lgg...
It's what I heard. :|
Fire97Dragon 8 months ago
i would fuck her 3 days and nights xD
TheMrMcCoolDude 8 months ago
What kinda accent does she have? Aussie? American? British?
Make up your fucking mind
ChainsawPolice 8 months ago 25
@ChainsawPolice
british
McSvorsk 4 months ago
she should quit smoking
EestlaneEstonian 8 months ago
you think you are funny.....but your not
kygon1 8 months ago
I think shes mad cute.
eliwoohoo 8 months ago
what the hell is bullshit...bla bla bla bla
JohnFortman 8 months ago
This bitch was on drugs while talking this on this video.
Why didn't you get the fuck out of screen and let us see some more useful shits?
hck112 8 months ago
i'd do 'er
dikmo35 8 months ago
what the hell is she from?
stephenmichaelfrost 8 months ago
go belgium xp
moppenboek 8 months ago
GET THE MORMOM COMMERCIALS OFF THE TUBE
an0id 8 months ago
@an0id why
DjCINEMA 8 months ago
i like her red bra strip
COD5252 8 months ago
Bouring!
ravenproduction 8 months ago
jee wiz is she smoking meth? freakin hippy....
Texan0745 9 months ago
can u ride that?
TheSpongeBobble 9 months ago
Good lord.... Slooooooooooowwwww down.... please!
shahmatjf 9 months ago
She should study English.
Beemerboy324 9 months ago
She has a sexy voice thought!
Matthew9818 9 months ago
OMFG SHE DOESNT STOP TALKING
roentjeu16 9 months ago 83
@roentjeu16 Jealous
StelloLIVE 6 months ago
Could you add a little more to the video description? Info is really scarce.
danielodors 9 months ago
has anyone read GYO by junji ito?? thats what this guy's machines made me think of
dispozilla 9 months ago
Like this if you diddnt "click here" for sergio's full story.
SuperLidea 9 months ago
I think she is lovely.
crashiedk 9 months ago
The funny thing about useless crap products.. people are most likely making money off of them...
DarthBlam 9 months ago
I like her accent.
Alexvideoclip 9 months ago
this girl is genious
capitanflemish 9 months ago
VJ so scary!
TheOlevano 10 months ago
id zap her root.
frizzybob 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
If you like this, you might like my kinetic Sculptures. Or you might not. At least check em' out and see for yourself. Just click "ASMITHSCULP" to go to my channel. And if you do like them, by all means, subscribe, comment, and share the crap out of them.
Thanks
ASMITHSCULP 10 months ago
I have a device to get the food to her mouth, its in between my legs. (the leg with the beard)
Astarkat 10 months ago
GET THE FUCK OFF OUT OF YOU-FUCKING-TUBE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
Maestr077 10 months ago
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Brisnn 10 months ago
wtf are you talking about its like a page in a newspaper without any headers, sentences, periods, commas, or sign of different stories. FAIL
bnel890 10 months ago 2
I'd bone her.
pusikgames 10 months ago
I thought this was going to be about that "Wind powered monster".
Bad clip.
eivissano 10 months ago 3
3:21 - 3:22 - cute :)
crackmaster88 10 months ago
Wow, sure are a lot of trolls in the comments on this video. I actually could understand everything she said and was rather interested in some of the subjects she covered.
I actually think the majority of you guys need to calm the heck down and grow up a bit more before commenting further, to be honest.
HiroshiMizushima 10 months ago
@HiroshiMizushima
I agree - well said
anni50ful 6 months ago
BITCH
jchou71 10 months ago
hothotohotohotohtohotohotohototh
paulofranca77 11 months ago
who didn't follow anything she said, but was only thinking about giving her a facial?
Sciencegek 11 months ago
This wanna-be-smart-edition sucks at best...
stanhauser 11 months ago
this presentation is a mess.
1 get someone who doesn't sound like they are on speed
2 the film edit is CRAP.
Photonzos 11 months ago
As I get older I grow less tolerant of people speaking fast in mumbled undertones, seriously- do you actually want to be understood, slow down and articulate your consonants
SuperBeanson 11 months ago 39
@SuperBeanson Shee wented 2 wun ov dem plases dat learenered hur 2 spoke proper...! ;-)
ChuffChuffWoo 11 months ago
@SuperBeanson so basicly you're an uppity stupid cunt that has problems hearing? shut your whore mouth and sit the fuck back down son
Gzus70 6 months ago
@SuperBeanson Jealous
StelloLIVE 6 months ago
Imagine cum all over her face?
conman2317 11 months ago
this is fucking boaring wat a shit show
tws871 11 months ago
nice sculpture. HORRIBLE VIDEO.
dogbeardbirdbeer 11 months ago 2
First of all I love arts and I think almost everything is possible but some not because of physics. From the beginning of science we have tried to discover that kind of machine known as perpetual motion devices but they are physically impossible in terms of our current understanding of the laws of physics , in fact, that perpetual motion would violate either the first law of thermodynamics, the second law of thermodynamics, or both. As engineer you should know that.
& Who's said its boring?
mnavarromugas 11 months ago
ke bsaura de mierda!!! ke porkeria
MERRASCA 11 months ago
First continuous motion machines are not possible. Second it cannot be moved by the wind. Its just kinetic art. Finally, nice girl but what is she talking about?
mnavarromugas 11 months ago
@mnavarromugas Well Mr negative here thinks nothing is possible & everything is plain & boring.. Ask mr. Theo Jansen on how it works. I myself is a trainer in Mechanical Engineering i see clearly how this wind powered machine works.
On what he did is & always be Pure Engineering.. That kinda stuff is only possible with ambitious thoughts & to be curious aswell to see its better to be out side the box then in it.
GayBoyRunning 11 months ago
She sounds Candian Australian o.o
GayBoyRunning 11 months ago
Dumb Bitch
rzinke 11 months ago
That "Source Code" promo looks interesting.
The chick's flat chest is less compelling.
Reggie95203 11 months ago
All I could understand throughout the entire 3 and a half minutes was:
"Wind powered"
The rest was gibberish.
kkjgg112391 11 months ago
I dont care if she African I wann see her dun bags! I am sure she has nice cookies n i wan milk mum!
gardenofarcane 11 months ago
As far as I can gather, this chick is an Aussie that lives in America and has English parents.
Each part of the english language is shown up on her 3 dialects. I assume she has had botox injections, coz her lips are pouty and she can't speak properly enough to be understood.
Spanrz 11 months ago
Damn Hippies!
robrobusa 11 months ago
If she were to take the hairy bawls out of her mouth you might be able to actually understand this chick.
ReneeNme 11 months ago
Wow. Good job on taking something really interesting and making it stupid.
fantomwulf 11 months ago
SHE'S LOVELY!!
pipari44 11 months ago 3
pretty lady
IQ20000Berta 11 months ago
Is that what this youtubepoop craze is aobut? What the fuck did I just watch? Did I just see a commercial? Where the shit was the monster? Damn it! I feel dumber having watched this.
DaveWreckingCrew 11 months ago
But, Will it blend?
ROKHALO 1 year ago
But, Will it blen?
ROKHALO 1 year ago
too much talking not enough tech.
percheron1654 1 year ago
hot babe talking nonsense...
BaDlYbRUiZeD 1 year ago
I know people usually rant abiut the pre-video ads, but the cheggs commercial should deserve a video al its own. GO BUTTLOADS!
krashoman 1 year ago
I don't want her as a Teacher in School.
Caledio 1 year ago
@FetidToecheese that's not important.
@Matzemc right.
@paxindoctus yep.
@kawabanja maybe.
@anonomnom true.
this is one of the vids why they should just shut down the internet. bullshit!
Parti0San 1 year ago
damn canadians, take care of yo ice
collinbollin 1 year ago
She complety forgot that Mulder...
spolo123 1 year ago
shes cute....but nothing more!
shitty video!
Matzemc 1 year ago
what a shit
paxindoctus 1 year ago
i think she is cute
kawabanja 1 year ago
Wow. She needs to loke not do this.
startrekalien 1 year ago
She needs to learn to swallow whatever is in her mouth before talking. >=\
dvsdetroit 1 year ago 69
@dvsdetroit sorry bout that
1nf1n1ty777 10 months ago
I fell like I just got assaulted by crap late night TV... but on the internets.
anonomnom 1 year ago 4
@anonomnom yep you're right...
Mangareader1994 1 year ago
highly annoying..
GaapZZX 1 year ago
1:44, you jerk.
mafatu32 1 year ago
I doubt she even knows what she's talking about.
lahbl 1 year ago
What the flying fuck is she saying??She is one of the worst announcers I've heard in a while. And I understand that she is an amateur, but the whole idea is to get your ideas and commentaries across the screen and into our brains.
All you have to do is listen to Dianne Sawyer for two minutes and you will figure it out.
K?
crickle47 1 year ago
too much blabla
sunNbass 1 year ago
....shutup you fuckin' wench.....
jumpingjackplank 1 year ago
this is very confusing
josephhaga1 1 year ago
I like how when she tells us to subscribe, not one of all 4 of her point to the actual button...
TheSaucyNacho 1 year ago 97
@TheSaucyNacho watch?v=exaAIkfjbm4& Mwa Ha Ha!
megageoman 11 months ago