Halo 3: ODST Sergeant Johnson Dialog

[AeroTiberian]

we need "Johnsons" in the actual armys the army would be so epic anyone would join

[PeaceFromRome]

XD Johnson rocks. Without him all we would have was Master Chief... and he don't do much, you know.

[EDEDDEDDY9]

2 people HAVE A LOT OF ISSUES TO WORK OUT!

[Cubansoilder96]

0_0... wow....

[MrOrganicCarrot]

Sargent Johnson is definitely the strange offspring of Chuck Norris and Mister T, with a little bit of Schwarzenegger thrown in for good measure...

[wii3400]

wtf was that first one?

[JeremiahPTTN]

"WHO NEEDS A JOHNSON BEAT DOWN?"

lol

[snipermike13]

exscuse me while i whip this out, im gonna teach you all about BLUNT FORCE TRAMA. I got alot of issues to work out on you fellas today!

[360SnipeProductions]

lol i modded him onto firefight :D

and the best thing is i didnt pre order odst :)

[dragonproddr226]

Thumbs up if you think Johnson is a distant descendant of Chuck Norris.

[bubbajimmy8]

Did he make a Blazing Saddles reference! XD

[HunterXyron1134]

Hat...no hat.

[Whitedusk225]

he could win WW2 with his hands behind his back, and a blindfold on

[xterminator0768]

"im gonna pull out your spine and talk you with it"

the best one

[Whitedusk225]

@xterminator0768 its choke you with it

[CaptainSlow202]

The only problem is he's REALLY quiet in gameplay. I only ever hear him say "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" faintly, whereas I hear Buck and Romeo loud and clear. O.o

[MrClanzO]

Well johnson did get his ass kicked once, only once! Remember Sargent Boren? was that his name?

[TheArbiter138]

well we can send our troops home and let johnson finish the job

[darkplasma1]

i like scuz me while i whip this out and who needs a johnson beatdown? ima say those 2 mah friends

[100prototype]

sorry i cant hear you with my bullet in youre mouth lol ima gonna use that

[Luigi021992]

It's not like "Eatin' the pipe, that's what she said", but that was very humorous.

[carjack678]

hahahahahaha who needs a Johnson beatdown

[Powerofthunder]

Riki tiki?? lol

[SenganMaster]

Johnson said this one time I was playing Firefight, "Only a MAN can do this!"

[Woodking99]

Selling Halo 3 ODST Sgt Johnson Code Pm me.

[JaviHipi07]

Sorry, i cant hear you with MY BULLET IN YOUR MOUTH!

lol johnson is just awsome

[CaptainSlow202]

Sadly, he's missed out 'Boom, headshot!'

But I haven't heard any of these ingame. Awesome.

[Theoverseer95]

He knows what ladies AND aliens like...

[FIN232]

CRY VASE :,( NO CH13FHH??

[zerofifi]

"I'm gonna pull out your spine and choke you with it"

LMAO

[HaloLvl43Legit]

I miss Halo 2's Johnson, whenever he killed an elite "Looks like that freaky mouth bit off more than it could chew!"

[Vaikesh]

Definitely one of the best characters ever conceived. I wonder what he would do if he was real?

[greatcaptainusopp]

I would guess military. :D

[HaloLvl43Legit]

I know what I -wouldn't- ask for, a "Johnson beatdown"

[FunkyFrank10]

Win the Iraq War... by himself.

[ctscritters1]

hell just put him in Iraq and the terrorists will quit

[burnsking101]

"You miss your precious HAlo! Come out here so I can spank you like a man." Who wants a Seargent Beat down."

Hilarous and genious.

[FallenAngeladdict]

excuse me while i whip this out lmao sgt. Johnson is da best!!

[DOOLEY1216]

Where can I download the audio?

[watson59GBZ]

hahah take your spanking like a man!! ROFL

[TomShayAdams]

"Pull out your spine and choke you with it!"

ROFL

[nhjo]

The second one was freaking GRAND.

[XboxG3]

He knows what the ladies like.

[ProphetofWar]

You frackquackinfrackinsnack! THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR YOU! Just- outinchargincowenAGH!

[jaydexxter]

LOL

[rastafury17]

scuse me while i whip this out

[jon13rooks]

Ya miss your pressures Halo XD

[Xboxdude343]

ahhh sgt johnson im gonna enjoy playing him

[Blackhawk756]

"take your spanking like a man" lol :)

[TheCaboBoyz]

who needs a jhonson beatdown(:

[MorgenMcLeod]

SORRY I CANT HERE YOU WITH MY BULLET IN YOUR MOUTH!! lmao

[OperationRAFR]

I pre-ordered it from gamestop(dot)com will I still get Srgt. Johnson?

[PET3RI]

yes u will

[spartan3110]

yes did the guy tell you of course you do see ya on xbox live

[OperationRAFR]

No I pre oreded online

[darthnazgul]

Yes. You can find a list of shops that he is available at on the ODST project page.

[jahaja143]

I'm gonna' teach you all about BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA!

[Jacxo0]

lol

[TheHaloSuicideGuy]

THERE's no words for you!11!!! Just blahdsfgahblarg!!

[ArmyRanger1994]

"i posted this weeks ago!"

[EUBG]

Gotta lotta issues

[RAYMANLAC]

johnsons funny

[wiihome]

LOLWTFBBQ!!!??!!!??one!?!!?!?!­?!11??!!?!!