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  • mark is great at exposing how much double standards there are in the world....a top guy doing top stuff, great live and would recommend his show to anyone.

  • wow, thats funny

  • So officer, are you a liar or incompetent? Which is it?

  • When police tell untruths they fold their arms and move their lips lol. TAVISTOCK eh, who'd have thought it???

  • @sarasez1955 Yep, all vids go through to Mind Control Central LOL

  • The fact he keeps saying the same thing over and over again shows how much bullshit he is talking.

  • "What are you?" ... "I'm a comedian" LMFAO

  • The Officer in charge sounds broken, get him fixed!

  • As far as I'm aware, I wasn't briefed that there was a video team attached to me today.

  • Oh I miss his show so much, hope Mark-Thomas is well & aware of the NWO-plans.

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  • awesome - Thomas indeed is a Legend - is it any wonder some people have zero respect for the police

  • great video

  • grumpy bastards

  • @Nukedpermanately You have no idea what your talking about.

  • Mark Thomas is a legend. The fact that the the first guy knows he's messed up so he just repeats himself and then the second guy says he won't say anything while being filmed. 90% of the time i dislike the Police. And you know they were filming to cover their own arses. If they filmed a Policeman acting unlawfully the film would magically vanish.

  • the world needs way more mark thomas and way fewer lying cops.

  • @Nukedpermanately Yeas N1 twat with self image of themselves with an ICBM between their legs... maybe it is because people like U (dimwit slaves) are always up the arse of free people, and some superior souls to U think it is good to turn the intrudances against them a bit.

  • Wow... truth is lies in The (Dark) Force :()

  • I really feel lucky I do not live there . Im sorry to be thinking like this but why should I lie to my self like most people do every day.

  • So miss Mark Thomas' ch4 program.

  • you just cant have a conversation with them they are not fucking human

  • 3:09 inferior Officer thinks, "LOL pwn'd"

  • 3 bloody plods standing around doing nothing.

  • @rosswoof huh ? busy men upholding Law & Order...that spot could break into a riot without 'em...:P well spent taxes doing a stirling job :rollseyes

  • @osysbites yeah we should all stop paying taxes and when the court asks why state "before a bank lends money it assesses whether you are responsible enough to use that money wisely, if it deems you are a risk the answer is no. My money is hard earned and my assessment of the government is that it is not a responsible spender of money, therefore I've opted to decline lending it a % of my wages. We can of course re-assess the situation in six months if you can demonstrate a change in habits"

  • @rosswoof Interesting angle

  • @rosswoof watch america freedom to facism

  • Mark....What are you???? what are you mark???? lmfao

  • This gets funnier every time I see it, they lie so much it's second nature to them.

  • "I wouldn't know" yes you would bloody know, it's your sodding job.

  • Just shows ya the coppers are just like everybody else; the subordinates, the 'lower-downs', the salt-of-the-earth boys basically, are decent enough and answer question, just doing the job as well they can... the superiors, the 'higher-ups', the arrogant pricks basically? Fuckers, out to cover their own ass and hide the truth. Same in every fuckin' profession, everywhere you go.

    As far as I'm aware As far as I'm aware As far as I'm aware As far as I'm aware As far as I'm aware...

  • @arbeitsscheuer

    Retard

  • LYING BULLSHIT PIG FILTH.

  • He rehearsed that line, no one would repeat it otherwise like a drone... unless you're a captured soldier. Talking about the "As far as I'm aware..." line.

  • I can believe that he didn't know there was any filming taking place. In my experience coppers aren't generally the brightest sparks in the fire.

  • 'An intelligence unit'... That's an oxymoron if ever there was one.

  • I pay my tax for numpties like that, and they are supposed to be protecting the peace. God help us.

    The senior officer: "As far as I am aware..., As far as I am aware..., As far as I am aware..., As far as I am aware..., As far as I am aware..., As far as I am aware..., As far as I am aware..., As far as I am aware..., As far as I am aware..."

  • the law mark refers to is also available for cctv..something to think on there?

    Peace

    Namaste

  • Ha ha...ha! Classic copmedy!!

  • Get some coppers!

    Thomas is the real deal.

  • one of those policmen was on the bbc series of rail cops

  • classic

  • As he was a Chief Insp, he may well not be aware of every level of operation going on below him. He would delegate this to his sub ordinates to deal with. If Mr Thomas had gone to the officer who had been running which ever aspect of that particular op involving the cop with the camera, then he would've got the answer he wanted. I suspect the Chief Insp probably came along half way through the operation so wouldnt have been made aware of every little bit of police activity taking place that day

  • @mcddrums

    Do us a favour pal.....take your bullshit to the low IQ forum down the road where the numpties live.

  • @cleverfeller Lol!!! Great response fella! Im going to like this comment ;-)

  • Look at that body language!

  • 2:39 he has that line well rehearsed... I totally believe he was not aware! he hasnt got a clue or a fucking brain.

  • "if you need any help identifying your officers, just let me know"...I WAS CRYING LOL!!

    Also the bit when Mark wnted to introduce the BTP to the Inspectors guys..."No i know who they are".........

    FAIL!

    Top notch pisstake of the law!....love it!

  • Unhelpfull fucking bacon. Actually they dont even merit being called something thats nice to eat like bacon. Spam's more appropriate. Mark's rlly good at getting the pigs backs up. And exposing them for the lieing cunts they really are. Keep up the good work( The police really dont have a clue when someone with a bit of intalect starts quizzing them. All there good for is cracking heads).

  • "What are you?"

    "I'm a comedian *grin*"

    LMAO

    Why didn't those coppers just reserve their right to remain silent when he was asking all them awkward questions lol

  • typical corporation the left hand dose not know what the right hand is doing. and the typical i don't give a shit attitude.

  • that senior copper was trained by Michael Howard. :D

  • This guy's such an idiot. What does he think he's proving?

  • watch the rest of his vids and learn more.

  • That police are liars?

  • ha ha ha! the cops dont like being filmed; but they like to film us!!

    pigs

  • "If you need any more help identifying your own men, just give us a shout" - Well done Mark! - Brilliant! Watch Terrorstorm and Endgame (both available on YouTube) to get more of an idea about WHY the laws (and the enforcers of them) are becoming aggressively anti-libertarian.

    Peace!

  • Shame these "Anti libertarian" laws can't be used to shut your Islamo fascist friends up.

  • @khaadimone Mark Thomas Rocks...What a bunch of muppets (at the least) Police are redundant in the UK almost these days i feel. Scary times!

  • ........i'll put that down as a bite, then, shall I? ur either a constable or a latent homosexual - why else is cocks and mouths on ur mind so promptly? tosser, obviously, as we can all see xx

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  • Lying's easy with the promise of a cushty pension.

  • The right hand doesnt know what the left is doing what a load of bollox the pig was and is a liar they all are fucking scum.

  • How long is a peice of string?

    Twice the length from the middel :-)

  • They are so good at acting dumb its almost as if they actually are!

  • SHut the fuck up Mark.

    You sound like an annoying child.

  • SHut the fuck up mrsbackdoorbeauty.

    You sound like a braindead, in-bred, right-wing prostitute with ADHD.

  • The senior of operations is more than likely Common Purpose .

  • Stick it to them Mark, they are all liars

  • lmao

  • Well done mark thomas, fuck those lying bastards.

  • "If you need any more help identifying your officers"... oh Mark, hahaha...

  • (Barley) Pun intended by the way - most of them can't spell either.

  • Senior Police Officer? He can barley string a whole sentence together. Shifty looking bugger (liar). The officer with the camera deserves that job instead, me thinks.

  • This is hillarious!

  • perfectly polite copper.

  • Lmao that was hilarious

  • FFs copper cant even talk properly

  • I dunno...Howlongs a piece of string!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL

    Them Cops are dumb as Fook!

  • What a cheap way to undermine our boys in blue.

  • POLICE STATE WELCOME TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER

    Go to john harris tpuc

  • hahaha, This is Brilliant!!!! Prime example of the "don't think for yourself, do as you are told" culture from the police and military :P

  • Cool!

  • that was funny man! lol great job!!!

  • @ whatisitfawlty You would know-you came from one

  • "as far as I am aware..." not aware of much then are you?

  • intelligence, intelligence! we have no intelligence!

  • great technique

  • That's why most cops are like robots.

  • A copper telling a lie? Good god no!

  • Watch the police crumble and just repeat themselves...

  • yea. repetition shows he couldnt tell the truth.

  • funny

  • as far as i'm aware, that policeman is a complete twat

  • love watching mark thomas...bit gutted he aint on tv much though,would be great if he did a tour about the expenses scandal....he'd have a feild day :D

  • He is on tour at the moment. I have just got back from seeing him at the Brindley in Runcorn. There was a good section on expenses. Check out his website.

  • He is not aware..........lol

  • Bit of a humourless twat that chief constable isnt he!

  • Yes, he was, but this is standard law enforcement behaviour when a camera is put in their faces. They have been briefed to not say anything that might put the department in an embarrassing situation or might come back an bite them. I've been there myself: reveal as little as possible on camera and hope that they go away.

  • lo...if you want to identify any surviliance officers , give us a shout

  • Utter Goons!

    What kind of person does it take to do that job?

  • @ but goons werent political eh? spike was later on eg environmentally

  • Fucking brilliant mate!! LOL

  • Opening scene from "Lives of Others" (film about state surveillance in 1980s East Germany) points out that people who are lying always repeat themselves verbatim, whereas those telling the truth can rephrase their story endlessly!

  • This is true.

  • repeating yourself over and over... not great skills for a super.

  • the police are obviously getting too big for their boots and think they are above the law and its time to bring them down!we do need law and order but its beyond a joke now!DOWN WITH THE ILLUMINATI AND THEIR CRONIES!

  • check out the body language of the 'officers' ! - When did the Police stop working for the people so much as working as the enforcement of the 'Government' will?

  • Hmmm that was a bit weak.

    Can do alot better :)

  • The cop keeps saying "as far as im aware i wasnt briefed that there was a video team attached to me today" lol

    "if you need anymore help in identifying your officers give us a shout" LMAO

  • haha marks so funny. clowns.

  • keep up the good work mark

  • We need more people like Mark Thomas.

    Anyone else remember the tv show he used to do?

  • The Mark Thomas Comedy Product

  • @Namaste1001 i remember well,channel four, late at night when few are watching in order to shut him up cos the viewing figures are too small,maybe?

    mark should be PM. or at least have his own prime time chat show with political "fgures" lol now that would be something worth tuning in for eh ?

    Namaste,Peace

    Markb

  • @Namaste1001

    I do, he was brilliant. I've also seen his shows a couple of times. Where are you Mark, we need you???

  • @Namaste1001

    You volunteering to be one of them?

  • Cops are fucking muppets and I don't mean that in the colloquial sense.

  • this was the mutts nuts, hilarious.

    The police are archaic, they act like criminals lol

  • For those of you here saying that this isn't funny I really think you should look at this from a wider perspective and not just oh this isn't making me laugh and is not funny and not entertaining etc..This guy is fighting for us! You and me! As vague as this sounds if you don't get my meaning then you are still just wandering sheep following your orders!!

  • These guys are like robots...I bet they are microchipped or something>..? Insted of talking like human beings they keep repeating themselves and carry this intimidating presense..rock on mark !

  • thumbs are for people with nothing to say =D cool video

  • these cops looking like clowns

  • lies lies lies ...

  • hey man. im naked!! q

  • whats that again? lol

  • Hahaha, see the other cop at 3.00 trying hard not to laugh whilst he tears him to pieces.

  • lol the old bill are like nazis.... i bet if he kept that on he'd be arrested.

  • a german police man would have lost his temper in seconds. i like those british.

  • dumb coppers? now there's a surprise, you'll be telling me there's no racist coppers as well

  • mark t is amazing.

  • check out Mark Thomas work on arms traders. he is a top guy. We need more like him, in fact we need to follow this example, take action!

  • look at the arrogance of the police, no humour. great job mark. keep doing this great work

  • Hahaha, "Blimey, who do they belong to?", brilliant!

    I miss Mark, he's got a lovely set of balls so to speak :P

  • "If you need anymore help locating your officers then give me a shout"

    Funny as...!

    You can see them getting mad because he's making them look very incompetent.

  • Wow, I haven't seen this Mark Thomas before today, and the vid is very enlightening as to what's happenning in the UK these days. This is pretty good reporting - as well as a bit funny. They, are not pepared to discuss in front of a camera LOL.... Yet THEY want to film us going about OUR law abiding business. Bunch of Nazis if you ask me LOL.

  • You bastards!!! Once again I catch the UK hogging most of the really good comedians with a social conscience. Send him for an Australian tour in the next 12 months or we will flood the UK with our most vile and disgusting weapon.. VEGIEMITE flavoured Tim Tams

  • Your most disgusting weapon......not....not....not Bogans!!!!

  • Nah- we exported so many bogans that UK customs have become just too good at detecting and preventing their entry into the country. Though if we smeared a few bogans with vegemite and gave them singing lessons ah la Rolf Harris.........

  • Hold on, you Aussie sods have the Chaser boys! Chaser's War on Everything! Way funnier than Mark Thomas.

  • This guy is a GOD! Please Mark don't stop doing this, this country really needs people like you to highlight the corruption and rot creeping into society

  • Nice to see the plod having to deal with a healthy dose of tongue in cheek sarcasm - rather than the attitude most of the Met puts across.

  • chip you are a real prick too... I love freedom of speech.

    Oh BTW Mark Thomas is at the forefront at protesting for civil liberties to be given back to the citizens of our great nation... when i say 'our' i'm obiously referring to the inhabitants of the United Kingdom.

  • Why should cops be above the law they are nominally there to enforce?

  • @chipchipperton yes hes showing us all the scams the corps get up to and and the sneaky ploticians..eg like the corporate killing bill...

  • Hey i think this vid is hilarious. On another topic: does anyone know what happened to the vid of the guy filming a guy that pushed two policemen into a pond and then bolted in to the crowd? It used to be on Youtube but seems to have been taken down? Does anyone know how to find it as it's HILARIOUS, one of the british policemen is proper soaked and doesn't know what hit him!

  • Nice stuff Mark

  • ha ha

  • lol "if you ever need help in identifing your officers just come and ask me" haha boyed it

  • I laughed 'til I cried, superb. Nice one Mark!

  • or german :o)

    nicht wahr? ^^

  • speak english

  • LOL "cheers to your health, bye bye." toof unny

  • that wasnt funny at all. and im guessing the guy in charge has more important things to worry about then one of his guys with a camera. i can see how thats important after the recent bombings theyve had. and what good goes with pissing off the police....

  • answering questions from the public is an important part of policmans job particularly when their the guy in charge

  • youre missing the whole point, he was pointing out the fact that the police were filming civilians and not being open about it.The officer in charge was asked the question and he told a bare faced lie.If you don't think honesty and transparency is "important" then fair enough. Mark Thomas is past being a "comedian" by now, he's so much more.

  • Plod

  • That was so hilarioous and what's really bad is that it's par for the course.

  • cops are liers in the uk all uk caps are dumb

  • seems to me this comedian is just a prick. and there is nothing comic about this video. its crap. or as you say in the uk ,shite

  • i think somebody needs to get out a bit more and get themselves a life

  • "As far as I'm aware, I was not informed of a video being attached to me today"

  • Dont they wind you up so much!

  • Thats it man. keep it going and ge on thier nerves or backsides

  • that comedian should be booked for giving these officers a hard day, and i am NOT a fan of police... this is just so childish!

  • im not sure as far as the comedy goes what the joke is? But whats the argument against having a national DNA database and more CCTV etc?.

    For those of you with something to hide keep arguing your civil liberties point, but for the law abiding majority CCTV and DNA databases can only be a good thing.

  • So with that in mind you won't mind the pay per mile road scheme and ID cards etc as all your details from how much tax you pay to when you last went to the doctors will be available to big brother and he will know where you are going and where you have been and will be monitoring your every move. Tell me, when do you intend to allow your children or your childrens children be chipped at birth? 'cos that'll be next on the agenda