Random Michael Scott Quotes (Season 4)

[johnkeith21]

THAT IS A 200 DOLLARS PLASMA SCREEN TV YOU JUST KILLED!

[paigeXwasXhere]

@johnkeith21 what episode is that from?

[johnkeith21]

@paigeXwasXhere i forgot the name. dinner party i think?

[Loni899]

I friggin' hate it they play the HIMYM theme song here. Get. out!

[WhoBoy93]

what episode is 0:53 from?

[eenerfaith]

An Office video set to the HIMYM theme song?

[Novusr]

"you're not going to paris!"

[atlbraves1025]

Get me armani...the suit? On the phone

[Albylion]

1:58 - I'll kill you. >8E

[lilbabyk15]

when i grow up, i wanna work at a place like the Scranton Branch of Dunder Mifflen! But only if people like Jim, Pam, Dwight, Michael, etc work !!!!!

[MixUpMash]

1:52 I love how Michael hates Toby and is so mean to him. It's so funny! But I would love for there to be an episode where Toby gets him back... like loses it and punches him lol.

[ffrank345]

0:57



[PuhiSamoLevski]

hey, nobody cares :D:D:D

[stopdropandroll]

why how i met your mother?

[KaylaH1867]

Bahaha!

"Come again?" "...That's what she said."

[shaq565]

Hilarious!!!

[coolheart186]

1:52-2:03 amazing!

[MiSoto]

I do love Michael Scott.

But hearing the How I Met Your Mother theme at the background is just off-putting.

[talon1824]

Aww, where was "I...DECLARE...BANKRUPTCCCCCCY­YYYY!!!"? At least, I think that was season 4.

[ravi2202]

@talon1824 oscar:"you can't just say bankruptcy and expect anything to happen"

michael: "i didn't say it, i declared it"

[Alice4ever21]

XD poor, poor toby

[Fillepojken]

GET ME ARMANI!!

[MrThatguynamedchris1]

0:45 "phillip heathers hows it hangin?"

"michael....i.."

"to the left? to the right?"

LoL

[juaxnera]

He is my religion hahahaha

[skyemarine]

You're not going to Pariiis.

[skyemarine]

14 people missed the like button!

[iloveme2cute]

the background music is cute.

[benjaminlee92]

His stupidity is so subtle that it is ingenious

[Sandsaw09]

HAPPEH BIRTHDAY

[danie142009]

i really wanna see toby get mad and just slap the mess outta micheal

[WhoBoy93]

@danie142009 what episode was the last clip from?

[ToManyPhones]

@WhoBoy93 The deposition

[The0bviousTroll]

@danie142009 fuck u

[goodguynow]

what wha-t what gives you the right

[DjRalfy]

come agian? thats what she said? i dont know what your talking about

ROFL

[Axion3812]

"Where's Armani! He's on the phone! Too slow! You're not going to Paris....I'm so much better then you are." lol love it

[LamCriddlexx]

michael chews really gross...^^, but this is still really funny, luv the office.

[Zeldovich]

Michael rules

[Runninintoparkedcars]

Awwww tobys so innocent but Micheal just hates him poor Toby

[DjRalfy]

@Runninintoparkedcars Fuck Toby

[kisulik777]

lmfao da last scene

[MilitarySargent]

I feel bad for Toby,hes a good guy and all but some reason Michael hates him

[crazy4buble]

@MilitarySargent It's because he's from corporate, so he's not really part of the Scranton branch's family...plus he's divorced, so he's not really part of his family either.

[lilplayboy98]

@crazy4buble lol! i remember that!

[DjRalfy]

@MilitarySargent Fuck Toby

[deathbypowerglove]

I love the "The Devil Wears Prada" reference "Get me armani!"

[bostonwhale]

favorite by far is the birthday surprise sequence

[tuckerbandfan]

i could not stop laughing at the devil wears prada part. could nottttttttttt stop laughing.

[tfilosgirl]

HAAAAAAAA!!!! LMFAO! "Get me Armani!!!!" My all-time FAV intro to an episode EVER! I love micheal...BEST. SHOW. EVER.

[crowboy99]

ill kill you lol

[CinematicXplosions]

Get me Armani!

[SnewgAlbert]

The last clip in context is one of the funniest things I've experienced through TO.

[charmed1stfan]

i feel so bad for toby! i just want to hug him! hahaha i love jim halpert!

[atmatheprophet]

LOL the last scene was messed up

[TheHappydead]

'Scissor me' is one of my favourites

[dmuse1981]

gotta love the 10 inch plasma!lol

[superterrifichappy]

the stare is awesome

[AgentSpeed92]

lol i love it how he takes the piss out of toby

[frontliner2]

michael scott is really crazy, that's what he is!

[Gmanvideosproduction]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!! lolololololol super funny show

[keiryym]

lmfaooooooooo @ 1:00 lmfaooo nobody cares lmaoo

[LePaprika]

"Get me Armani!"

"A suit?"

"On the phone!"

"Like the main company number cause I'm gonna have to call information..."

"Where's Armani?... He's on the phone. Too slow.... You're not going to Paris.... I'm so much better than you."

HAHAHAHAHHHA!!

[pickmelast]

0:40 "Come again? That's what she said. I don't know what you're talking about." hahahahaha

[platipuzz]

Poor Toby, I feel so sorry for him but it's SO DAMN HALARIOUS!!!

[BbqHaxProductions]

That is a $200 plasma screen T.V. you just killed!

[Ejitman]

The music makes me want to die

[neilam6]

i would give anything ANYTHING! 2 sawp my boss for michael scott

[hellzapoppinUp]

LOL @ 0:59 .. hey, nobody cares!

[ymcauloser]

LMAO he puts on the most evil face at 1:54

[theftSECOND]

how i met your mother music FTW

[michaud1992]

isnt that the how i met your mother song playing?

[RafBerry23]

@michaud1992 yup!

[flatronl1915SLG]

thanks I was grinding my brain where did i recognize it from

[oneivan4all]

rofl michaels plasma tv hahahahaha

[monochromemanett]

only for $200!

[old4mat]

Oscar at 1:12

[TheLogaSaur]

HAHAHAHA i loved that part hahahaha: D

[kalynkthx]

Lol; Look kids, your daddy made that face hole.

[zcrosby]

Michael's such a child

[Michirukov]

"I'll kill you." xDD I love it when Michael beats on Toby, lawls.

[frollun2]

lmao i can't stop laughing at that.

i love how his face slowly gets intense with anger. and toby just stares at him awkwardly.

its so stupid but freaking hilarious.

[nyy545]

thats what who said?

I never know

[wander4066]

*covers face* I'll kill you

[Twenty4Seven311]

Hey! nobody cares!

[memottt]

that what is she said !

[xrockthe40ozx]

You're not going to Paris.

[planbskater703]

man id love to burn your candles!!!! hahah the dinner party episode... i know that one by heartt!!! :PPP

[Sunsetblvd100]

"THAT IS A TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR PLASMA SCREEN TV YOU JUST KILLED"

lmao, i love this show.

[t96s]

@Sunsetblvd100 whahahaha xD in which episode is that?

[Danny2113182]

@Sunsetblvd100 why did jan do that?

[AxBxExLxAxVxAxLxOxS]

@Sunsetblvd100 whats the song playing when they are at the dinner party

[AggieAndie]

@AxBxExLxAxVxAxLxOxS The song is one Jan's old assistant Hunter made. lol

[DudesMclintock480]

BAHAHAHAHA Michael is so childish. But I can't stop watching The Office. It's such a simple and stupid design for a show that it's pure genius. I want to give whoever thought of The Office a cookie.

[arsenalmn]

Ricky Gervais created it... he would like a cookie hehe

[Zeldovich]

@DudesMclintock480

Ricky Gervais

[TheHappydead]

@DudesMclintock480 Give them to Merchant . I think Gervais has had enough cookies

[Zeldovich]

@DudesMclintock480

It was Ricky Gervais, who developed and starred in the original UK version, which is also excellent.

[LambLeg87]

@DudesMclintock480 That would be Ricky Gervais the original show was in London, this is the American version both very clever.

[razarsenal180]

@DudesMclintock480 I would give whoever thought of the office a cookie, but it was Ricky Gervais, he's clearly had too many

[Zeldovich]

@DudesMclintock480

Ricky Gervais. The thought up and starred in the original British version.

[citizenlen]

@DudesMclintock480 Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant created the original in the UK. Sadly, it only made 14 episodes because of low ratings. Most UK audience didn't appreciate it or it never got the marketing it deserves.

[camcoop25]

@citizenlen

It wasn't low ratings - it got a great response. They only made two seasons because British TV has a long-standing tradition of maintaining quality (though yes, they also have some crap), so they pack all the great ideas into a couple of seasons and leave it as a proud legacy, moving on to other projects, confident that they can create more great stuff. This as opposed to the traditional American approach of maximising profits by milking a show until it is embarrassingly bad.

[xdamousex]

@camcoop25 That may be the stupidest thing anyone has ever said.

[camcoop25]

@xdamousex Sorry genius, but why would that be? Deconstruct and give an intelligent argument or shut the fu*k up, dickwad.

[xdamousex]

@camcoop25 I don't even know where to begin. Is it your sophomoric xenophobia? Your lame-brained theory entirely based on speculation? I mean, the idea that British producers choose not to make money out of some invented honor system has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard. You are a fucking cretin. An imbecile. Someone I dearly hope does not reproduce.

Here's an alternative theory: Britons are unable to find a show funny unless a laugh track is there to tell them when to laugh.

[pence789]

@DudesMclintock480 +1 cookie for Ricky Gervais

[yodason7]

the background music is from how i met your mother

[CMXXXPUNK]

i don't get the armani joke can someone explain that to me

[supernikkikun]

he's quoting the devil wears prada.

[timmyP50]

its from the devil wears prada. pam said he got the dvd thru netflix

[redsoxfan9991]

happy birthdaaaahhhhhhh

[hussi434]

why does he hate tobey so much XD

[souljasquid]

because Tobey it the human resources representative and he won't let Michael do stupid things. Well he ruins Michael's fun

[bobrobert13]

and he replaced holly, his formal girlfriend.

[stevis12]

love 1:08!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

[H20Knick]

0:57 is the funniest thing ever

[titusr1014]

The back round music is the theme song from HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, O_O, thief

[ToManyPhones]

IKR! lulz

[subtereneanblues]

Fillepellers!

[ParkeChase]

Tha last part was terrible...Toby was only tying to help... but all was hilarious

[JWigz12]

poor toby lol

[Thepainofbeingdeadx]

First question...

Who do you think you are?

LMFAO I LITERALLY FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR

[zimmawoman]

"where's armani? he's on the phoonne. too slow. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO PARIS. I am so much better than you..."

[Axion3812]

lmao!! -knock knock knock- NOBODY CARES!!!!  and .... -YOUR NOT GOING TO PARIS, IM SO MUCH BETTER THEN YOU- lmao... love this

[anikp905]

i love how much he hates toby haha

[whatevaaah]

2:01 <33 I'll kill you D:<

[poops1]

yessshh!

[Aslanistheshiz]

:21 So funny!

[Hootshot112]

who. . . who do you think you are?

what. . . what gives you the right?

LOL Micheal

[SANDIEGOCHARGERSRB]

that is a 200 dollar plasma screen tv u just killed lol :P

[DoubleX19]

@SANDIEGOCHARGERSRB lmaooooo

[alightened]

the last part where he just pushes his food off the table then leaves. completely sums up how michael feels about toby. lmao. great.

[futurestar94britfan]

isnt the background music the theme for how i met ur mother?

[maksie88]

Yes it is.

[RyGeor]

yep

[KellyGreen5555]

God, I hate Toby too!!

[TheNeophyte13]

-she was directly under you?

that's what she said.

-she told you that?

come again?

thats what she said\

ahahahahah

[Lith333]

Toby should knock out MIchael.

[Raemi23]

you know... I never knew why Michael hates Toby so much. why?

[Krypton88]

@Raemi23 its because he's from Human Resources. Michael hates people from HR.

[dudeustupid]

except holly

[Krypton88]

@dudeustupid true. Although he did hate her initially but he warmed up to her once she made a joke about Toby.

[dudeustupid]

lol i guess its because hes so predjudice and racist and doesnt even realize it...its hilarious

[bobrobert13]

because he replaced holly, and her ruins all of his stupid, fun stuff

[ab916ab916]

i wanna see yoby snap one of these days

[ShuguProductions]

there is a fake video where tobi snaps on youtube

[MajorityRule]

You didn't include "oakey afterbirth". One of my personal favorites.

[zekdagreat1]

"who do u think u are?"...lmfaooo

[9772783]

y use the how i met your mother theme

[Blindsman]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! XD ROFL

[HxCJohnny02]

god i love steve LOL

[SpillMyHeartForYou]

"you're not going to paris!"

lol that was a great scene

[TheSockFilms]

Toby looks sunburned in the first scene

[Pogosmistress]

xD HAHA! "Hey no body cares"

[pl0x3rzj00]

your not going 2 paris

[anomyousperson]

yeah

Thats what i thought

[h4hashir]

doesnt anyone notice that there is a "how i met your mother" theme music in the background

[tylergerald]

lmao!! i love when hes talking to toby behind his hands "... i will kill you!" haha

[TranceJunkie343]

why does he hate toby so much?

[Hwkngrl412]

Because he is everything that is wrong with the paper industry.

[pirates4evah8888]

haha michael just loves eing crazy and doing everything the way it shouldn't be done, and toby is the most straight up original guy there is. THAT's WHY.

[Ivoooooooooooooo]

Because Toby reports to the main company, as HR. Michael really hates that ;)

[Duckrocker808]

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER THEME SONG!! haha two of my favorite shows combined lol

[pinkpuma24]

Haha! when he jumped out with the birthday cake in the elevator! epic!

[muzicnub4life]

wheres

Michael" Because of technology I drove my car into a lake."

Oscar " What?"

Michael "I drove my car into a f*cking lake!"

thats one of my favorites in the season... lol but this was rly funny

[brandym17]

I absolutely LOVE that face he makes at Toby behind his hand. ^_^

[kingtothis]

HAHA his Devil Wears Prada impression (:

[ktown4life1337]

"THAT IS A 200 DOLLAR PLASMA SCREEN TV YOU JUST KILLED!"

lmfao

[PossiblyInsane33]

You're not going to Paris!

[Songsmirth]

Michael's true viscious nature comes out with Toby.

[cawal4950]

whaT give u the right?

[Itunes8900]

haha

[TheMacHack]

why does michael hate toby?

[mantastic69er]

my name is earl....sorry i meant mantastic69er

and i'm class

[NFWitsgraciee6901]

THAT IS A TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR TV!

[msane4XX]

TAKE OUT THE MUSIC

IT'S RUINING IT

[datanator]

man i feel so bad for toby. lol michael hates him with a passion lol

[walthaa]

The music is so annoying! God damn it!