Top Gear - Quaint my ride - BBC

[stewstew1000]

240p comment we meet again.

[MrSharper203]

@stewstew1000 copier........

[stewstew1000]

@MrSharper203 a copy of a copy of a copy so who's actually the copier

[xPyroxx]

Stupid wench, its his car, he's the one with what he wants, stop telling him what you want, do what he's saying,

[KraljevicPavle]

Hey if this is what 3 Polish dudes and a middle-aged man come up with I want somebody to actually make this. This could be big.

[13LinkinPark666]

what is that woman talking about clarkson clearly knows more about car design :P

[olipalli1]

Whats the song at 8:16?

[christofskifandango1]

anybody know the title of the music from 8mins and 6 secs on?? it was used in the film "wimbledon" too

[braindawgs9]

Lol they should have given it a lap time.

[100miloke]

As a designer you hjave to fill in the needs of your customerin this case Jeremy. It doesn't matter how crzay minden they are you kinda do wath they say.

[JckSwan]

My name's Jeremy. I enjoyed the Frenchie speak at 4.14 - blimey.

[kobester98]

38 seconds OMG¡¡

[EmperorOfMars]

I want...I want wingback chairs!

[pooltoo]

"We'll try my way first... and then we're finished." :D:D

[2manyburgers]

4:17 "But she lost that battle as well" nice WW2 referance again

[sombreroman48]

I love those older s class Mercedes

[motanelustelistu]

Why the heck didn't the ygave me all the merc interior ?:D

[DJMC5ive]

man the US version of top gear lacks so much compared to this :(

[Dejanutd]

Lets first try mine..... and finish. LOL! :D

[Jjames763]

They would have done this to the airship caravan, but it would have been to heavy to do anything but roll around on the ground. :)

Airship Caravan - Cottage Mercedes.

Even though all of it's staged, it's genuinely funny.

[SWEmanque]

She call herself designer? She only goes with the flow, old style is just as mutch design as her (allredy done a thousand times) vodka bar...

[kaupunkimoukari]

Haha "When you hear this just hear Agincourt"

[rysnyper50002]

id buy it

[JAYM3OFRPC]

HILARIOUS!



[bananaonskates]

I WANT! I WANT WINGBACK CHAIRS! I WANT WINGBACKS AND I WANT A STONE FLOOR! He sounds like a 5 year old.

[116808apd]

What is the name of the song at 6:29??

Please answer

[crocrolegs]

7:51 Monday Night Football Theme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tourettetruthserum]

you do realize, that this is all staged. Including argument between Jeremy and the woman...

[luke5278]

its not fun to se a beutiful mercedes being wrecked

[DrNSoos]

i dont get often dont get pissed at people...but that women i really ticked me off



[jacksonkidd]

Get of youtube you fucking advertisements.

[Bebopopotamus]

That woman needs some pills in her soup...

[xIMIGRANT]

im polish yes polish people are so amazing

[nathanuc1988]

"no idea about design"... I think she needs to go back to school and learn what proper design is. She is designing something for Jeremy, not herself. It's all about the end-users.

[TheTdsbm]

6:27 LOOOOL !!!!

[DesertStarr]

Lmao @ british people not realizing that the French women is doing exactly what she was being hired to do. Making an entertaining and most memorable segment...

[Bludiify]

"regain control of the cottage" !!!!!

[generallees13]

6:34 lol XD

[MegaGerardo56]

ok we'll do it my way first. nd then we'll finish it. lol classic Clarckson.

[TheKacy23]

i want i want wingback chairs and stone floors thats what i want

[Keruaran]

"Ow no"

"What?"

"The chimney's fallen off"

lol

[cogidubnus1953]

"He has no idea of design" - but the point is that he's the paying customer and ultimately you do as you're f***ing well told...this isn't so much a comment on her nationality as a piss-take on the subject of "designers" and "architects" - with a few honourable exceptions, overpaid useless twats the lot of them...

[DriftkingS2K]

@cogidubnus1953 very true ... i hated this b****

[SniperWill]

i want i want wingback chairs i want wingback chairs he sounds like an 80 year old child LOL

[WatchmenDrManhattan]

Thumbs up for how wants me to work at Top Gear

[allcartuner]

@WatchmenDrManhattan Learn how to spell, and stop begging for thumbs up, it's pathetic!

[WatchmenDrManhattan]

@allcartuner thumbs down for you :(

[deadmine16]

She is Fucked up

[mrpolaroid123]

Clarkson = Legend 

[keksinnot]

I bet that woman's second job is teacher

[GooseberryMk3]

I have an idea. We'll try it my way... And then we've finished.

[tetsud95]

English Humor against French Spirit !!



[TenorCantusFirmus]

No seatbelts, steering wheel covered with concrete, everywhere-going chairs instead of seats, it doesn't brakes due to excessive weight... It might be the most unsafe car ever made.

[Caltac28]

4:52 she is there and she looks really angry hahaha

[blaze2010x]

that woman is a bitch

[KooliFilmiStuudio]

240p, we meet again -.-

[ApexF7W]

@KooliFilmiStuudio that comment has been used more than ur mom

[marsaun123]

The chimney's fallen off!

You're joking!

LOL

[the06bug]

Jeremy Clarkson has the same knack for car interior design... as a monkey.

[alxcsb]

I'm guessing she never watched an episode before, right? She would've known what she was getting herself into.

[iHeartSar3s]

new gay western- queer my steer

[mohiahmed1]

why didnt you atleast superglue the seats to the floor XD

[tehfo0tsteps]

@mohiahmed1 because the seat wouldnt be adjustable then. Oh wait! Ive got it! adjustable floor! :D

[ma2ft]

God I can't stand that b*tch. I'm French, and i just want to tell that all French people aren't like her. She is a designer, but she doesn't listen to what her customer wants... 

[mctommyg83]

cheese eating surrender monkey

[darrowby1972]

She`s a frog and part remould - ticking all the boxes for EU equality!

[jeTTaTurbO]

regain control of the cottage!

[mairon87]

0-96 km/h= 35,4 sec FAIL :)

[seattle0002]

How the fuck did she get out of the kitchen?!

[jacksawild]

The French woman didn't realise she was hired to give Jeremy the chance for some quality racism.

[Kathilisi]

I want that car! :D

[Riles07]

wow a French, black, woman...

she would not do well in the U.S.

[WorstAssassinEver]

In the words of Jeremy Clarkson-"Listen women, when I speak to you."

[MaximusRelaximus]

"We'll try it my way first...and then we'll finish it." Classic Clarkson.

btw, I actually think the girl is kind of cute. pretentious and in need of a sense of humor... but cute.

[Zolika4]

She needs a sense of humour. No, she needs to get laid. Dibs-out!

[TheProudamerican56]

anyone know where to find the songs they used on the show that episode?

[PENS29FLEURY]

I just about leeked myself when hamond loss control funny vid.

[norabudgie]

nice idea , well done,

[EdgexX4]

Customer is king Bitch especially when it's Jeremy Clarkson! .. fucking Foreign French dont make up your own shit and just give him what he wants .. cant get good help these days ... except .. you know ... polish people and The Dutch Guy

[6SIX6Bloodshedded]

@EdgexX4 the dutch guy! :P and some polish people :P

[Lioyd1rving]

@EdgexX4 ...Please tell me you're trolling.

[Doooodeo]

she's soo ugly ... yet full of herself ... maybe she has no mirror at home

[strangerberry]

@Doooodeo she is french... what do you expect?

[graemeoliver84]

@strangerberry That's exactly, word for word, what I was going to say, but you've beaten me to it.

[tedtheshed]

chip (french fries) with vinegar on them is great! even for an american like me. this lady is a bitch.

[paulturton27]

that woman is a stuck up twat lol

[Drummerkins]

@paulturton27 She's French, they think they know everything.

[Lioyd1rving]

@Drummerkins Because all French people are interchangeable clones with the exact same behavior.

[pntballfreek]

@paulturton27 she's a stuck up twat??....dude....she's french....need there more be said :P

[paulturton27]

@pntballfreek na good point lol

[weirdstuffanimation7]

@paulturton27 shes french what do you expect 

[jonamuk7]

@paulturton27 Designers are wankers, I know I'm a designer. But we lead where you follow.

[paulturton27]

@jonamuk7 most cases i'd agree but not this time, she was off in her own little world whenjeremy told her what he wanted

[jonamuk7]

@paulturton27 True true.

[krevno]

@paulturton27 I think she's acting as much as he is

[paulturton27]

@krevno yeah agree but jeremy is paid to act like a twat on tv, she's paid to do as her customers say

[redghost105]

@paulturton27 lol shes french



[jordanc1212]

@paulturton27 shes french, what d'you expect? :)

[PackOwolflets]

The lady cracked me up at 2:32

[Netherlands91]

0:45 lol

[AldaryLV]

@Netherlands91

no 0:45 is a ROFL :D LOL is just not enought :D

[lifethelifetoday]

If he done that in a citroen, that girl whould have put a baguette in the boot and left it like that

[BigDH28]

LMAO! That was hilarious!

[Multip3N]

pretentious bitch

[sharkey500]

How many of you are polish?

[Dualshock21]

why couldn't they just take a rusty pos VW instead of this nice Mercedes

[dunti21]

@Dualshock21 it was probably an illegal car. So it would get trashed anyway...

[evilr32]

lol at unsecured chairs :P

[kosmosleha]

that was a nice Mercedes once

[suzuki834]

i would definatly drive that

[shookoneskiller92]

hahaha i bet jezza made that car really shit just to make hammond nd may suffer driving it :P

[ksam96trini]

let's try that to a bugatti

[SpartanDara117]

She is such a fucking bitch.

[BoseAussie]

"I've had an idea, we will try it my way first, and then we will finish."

hahaha jeremy makes a intresting client

[Yaddaer]

Too much LOOOOOOL to comment!

[Spixyo]

"is your house stylish?... No..."

[TheDoctorMcGuinness1]

I love Jezza's Tweed Jacket :-D

[1234Jster]

lol i think the cottage was in the trunk by the end of the drive...

[Antifaith29]

lol " regain control of the cottage"

[WinnerWill]

i bet his mums pissed wiv da french

[kilstas16]

man i want to work in Top Gear

[eggroll9000]

"What's the matter with chips with vinegar on them?" -"That is revolting!"... gotta agree with her on that.

[TheKevvvMan]

it's not her frenchness that makes her annoying; designers tend to be pretentious no matter where they're from.

[cliffthelightning]

thumbs up for french people razzias....

[nielslernou]

4:32 is that a TVR cerbera?? :O

[MaxTedAl]

Good way of wasting a great car. It's just sad.

[m0zane]

"ZIS IZS A ZJOKE!"

[matisstar]

yea green onions.. Booker T & the MG's we do it.. yeea..

[davehd98]

'How many of you are Polish?'

[YODELGADO]

"James, I'm bleeding quite a lot."

[Porsche1080]

why throw away the seats?

I could use them as office chairs

[MrGameboy107]

I LOVE this car

[leesy1126]

3:31 is that a banger in the background look like a mk2 granny or mk4-5 cortina

[tedrickfong]

that fucking women thinks she knows everything because she fucks with a dog

[fuckamericanidiot]

@tedrickfong ahh?

[VirelanAndakTakaishi]

"We'll try it my way first... and then we're finished."

God, I laughed!

[shabbeall]

lolz "Do you know what? What "this is rubbish" the best top gear Video ever

[NoSteroidz]

best fucking top gear video ever

[marsaun123]

52 people are French

[hardtackjack]

"When you hear this, just hear 'Agincourt.' That's all you need to hear."

Nice.

[Artprincess247]

the car actually turned out pretty kool. That french woman should have just listened to him instead of complaining.

[dtacrew561]

Bicth thought it was a show on car design

[uyfvnm]

"We'll try it my way first...then we'll finish" LOL

[Kamikuru77]

that car caused 9/11

[TheConnorian]

I find it funny how just because he didn't want a modern techno bar car, She was pissed to bits with him.

[hazy33]

By definition French = annoying

[meistercannon]

52 people were hurt by the mercedes S-Cottage

[ltwargssf]

Im polish and I love how top gear use poles :P , so jks

[Anelka42]

I WANT WINGBACK CHAIRS!!!

[monsi23]

haha poles can do simply everything

[WKaliberr]

@monsi23 Poland > YOU!!!

[NottinghamForest22]

Clarkson is such a legend. "We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish" loll.

[ManTaQue]

Polish power! :D

[sugidid]

@ManTaQue polish suck

[Strangertothepublic]

@ManTaQue

The polish are an invading species like the germans once where. But instead of having guns and beliving they are invincible, they have some basic tools and belive they are craftsmen.

[kiddimeister]

jebb...i hate the French woman...

[Greekfreak1990]

At first i thought, hey! what do you have against the French woman?

....And then she opened her mouth!

And now i want to die...

[Wheeldon94]

You gotta admit that Is cool what they did with the car

[aftoyboy]

A real French would have GIVEN UP

[Lioyd1rving]

@aftoyboy Ba-dum tish.

[darrowby1972]

@aftoyboy and surrendered

[nickmorganmusic]

that french lady has no style what is she doing pretending to be a designer

[Lioyd1rving]

@nickmorganmusic ...Because clearly, fashion design is the only kind of design in the world.

[nickmorganmusic]

we'll try it my way first...then we'll finish it

[Mowner3]

When you pay for a designer than you should get what you want. If I want my sofa to be pink and blue with orange dots then so be it. It's my money and I can do what I want with it.

[DriftkingS2K]

.... unknown dumbass designer girl vs. entertainer,columnist and reasonably priced Star in a Great Show

[chaisack]

i want i want wingback chairs i want wingbacks and i want a stone floor. hilarious

[500205]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha 30.5 from 0-60 hahahahahhahaahahahahahaahahah­ahahahahaahaha haha haha oh shit thats good ha im pretty sure grass grows faster than that lol

[n00ne2k]

French are annoying. But cmon, this french girl is cool, i like her ;D

[purpl3guy]

@n00ne2k She didn't like chips and vinegar! CHIPS AND VINEGAR! that is not a likeable quality...

[Guillermo8908]

@purpl3guy I'm American and I like chips and vinegar. I always at french fries with ketchup, then I spent 4 months in the UK and realized chips and vinegar is better. Of course now that I'm back home i call them french fries, but still better with vinegar. That woman is dumb not to like it. She can go back home and eat cheese with the rest of those surrender monkeys

[XtalGameVids]

@Guillermo8908 youtube search stupid americans before you insult europeans matey.

did you know the guy you later voted in as president (george bush snr) worked for the third reich on the american stock market during our ww2 grossing them a total of 50 million dollars?

leave your shit stirring to hollywood mate

[Guillermo8908]

@XtalGameVids When did I insult Europeans? I just insulted the French. I said chips and vinegar and stuff is GOOD and that I LIKE IT and that she should too. I never said anything about all Europeans as a whole. I spent 4 months living in Europe, I like Europe. Pay better attention when you are reading

[mangodelish709]

I do agree with her comment on vinegar chips

[mike31jmb]

LMAO... "We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish" ... basically Shut the hell up, it's my way or the highway!