Yeah, sad (for all the nice guys) but true. Rhett Butler told Scarlet O'hara that: 'it is a big world Scarlet with many people in it'. Nice guys can find a hell of a lot of fun on foreign shores though. Who needs the women making all the rules? Stuff that!!!
He was a very good musician. I haven't heard much till today. I am very impressed but it was to be expected of such an amazing comedian and performer. RIP.
@MissBehavin1111 He was a jerk, he learned to be. Anyway get back in the kitchen you stupid cunthole, i didnt say you could leave woman, dont make me leave bruises on you, but u'd like that ofc.
and girls will deny they dig them after shit hits the fan. oh how i dislike women and i cant see myself as gay. huh guess im just not interested in relationships
This is so true. Its because so many women are caught up in primitive unevolved sexual responses that see the jerk type as being more dominant and likely to climb over the competition.
I grew up protecting my sisters and their friends who were models and got ignored. I went to the military, came home in my uniform, lounged in my fatigues and they were all over me.
The fact is women like that really are losers and they want to be treated that way. So, do you really want them or something better
@dirkstorm Yeah everything he says is right word for word. There should be more female proctologists out there because most women go for ass holes. . . .
@Solarfactor Fortunately there are some. Sadly they are almost always taken because they are a rare and precious few.
Some women have or develop self respect and either avoid such people to start with or learn to stay away from them. Far too often with quite a bit of damage and baggage though, just as with men who have connected with some of the more damaged females.
this song could not be more true, me and my friend are normal, quiet, mellow easy going guys, no attention from women, my other friend who's louder and acts tougher and totally acts abusive to people, gets regular fucking! inequality????!!!!!!
@thetreesify that's basically how it is dude. women react to the loudest idiot with the most attention in any given room bc they have primitive retard brains that haven't moved beyond our days spent swinging around in trees
true words and no one can deny it except those living denial. However I think the smart ones wise up after high school/college if they haven't made the mistake and married some dumb sob but it is amazing the number of girls who will diss a nice guy and run off with a jerk.
If you really were an attractive guy who was able to get laid at the drop of a hat and also had such admirable qualities like the ability to be kind, considerate, humorous, you wouldn't be so hostile in the first place. Way to prove my point, asshole. You're just a silly, bitter teenage boy and I hope for your sake you grow out of it.
Is this the word of a loser who is bitter because he can never get laid? Maybe you've had this experience with some shitty, superficial women and that is no one's fault but yours because you're a crappy judge of character.
@ciaobellakate Im good looking and can get laid whenever I want. I stick to my word though, oh primitive ugly one. Chicks dig aggression and conflict between other males.
Anyway, please do me a favour and kill yourself, I do not care for your existence, you're worthless and insignificant. Drink Bleach.
Your hostility is immature and unnecessary. I was merely asking you a question. I do agree that women are more likely to be attracted to the so-called alpha male for reasons of reproduction that stem back to primates and beyond, but I really think you are over-generalizing by assuming that all women are "fucking idiots" and called you up on it because I believe it stems from sexual frustration. Where else would it come from?
@ciaobellakate Its more psychological than sexual, feelings of misanthropy, cynicism and hatred for the very species I am apart of. We could have had a utopia, but sold out for money & ego.
Anyway, I think its very regressive of you to revert back to base desires & needs when addressing an issue. "Oh he's angry, must be sexually frustrated" THAT, My dear, was childish & immature, playground stuff. But I expected no less from you, now run along, doll.
Then excuse me for my assumption. It's difficult to make a judgement other than the usual "he must be a sexually deprived loser with a complex" as that is often the case, especially when you make such an immature initial comment that really sets the tone. But hence you have explained yourself, which is great.
I disagree with you in terms of a utopia, however. The human race is not capable of such a thing. That is fact, and not misanthropy, though I have been down that avenue before.
@ciaobellakate Yeah, by calling me or anyone else a loser you're only persecuting a reflection of yourself. People who call other people losers annoy me, so I don't like you, one bit. People who talk shit about "obviously can't get laid" irritates me too, its so petty that people use a base animalistic drive like sex to get at others. I have other things to think about.
As opposed to you calling all women 'fucking idiots'. Yes, I'M the petty one.
If you claim all women are driven by the animalistic drive to reproduce with an alpha male, how hypocritical of you to not agree that some men are prone to be sexually frustrated and that you could be one? The two are not far-fetched, there is truth in both.
A woman scientist told me once that this is true but it's OK, because after they have the jerks' kids and need to raise them alone, nice guys can come along and help D: Woman. Scientist.
@AngrypunkNaysayer damn, youre quite the naysayer. they should make a nickname for you. anyway, what i meant was he knew what was up as far as seeing through the masks of widely accepted public figures, not that he was even capable of murder. obviously hicks couldnt be a killer because he himself believed everything and everyone is connected.
@Waynereich You do know what potential means right? Meaning if he WAS a killer, all the right people would be dead. I, for one, am sick of people who won't turn right on red.
@DoTheRightThing1978 Ok, I didn't even know who Joe Rogen is until you mentioned him, so you're gonna have to tell me what it would mean to upload into another's grid. I've got a fair idea, but I'd like to learn.
I can't believe I said I'd go for anything. But unless we rethink and re-act --all-- our roles and connections on this Earth, none of us will have anything.
@DoTheRightThing1978 Thank you so much for being open and sharing that with "us" (the guys and other girls). Like Bill always said, we need to evolve ideas, and treat each other as equals. Deep down inside, we all go through the same bullshit, mostly in different ways, so communication is important too.
You seem to be the real thing, and I hope you've found your real thing. But I'm going to be honest, I'll take anything at this stage. I share Bill's lonliness, which is unbearably "cold"
@mongolenpup Seriously.... You look close enough anyway, you just find that everyone is beset by the same internal b.s. as you are. I tried to look closer and went insane.
Eh. As a 'jerk' myself, I don't get why you guys are bitching about them... if you want chicks, why not consider becoming a 'jerk'? Also the guys most 'nice guys' call 'jerks' are just more successful or dominant than them. On the other hand 'nice guys' tend to be passive-aggressive, needy bastards... so yeah. Most of the time the 'nice guy' is worse than the 'jerk'. Ironic, no?
Most women are hypocrites in this sense. They say they want nice guys who are sensitive towards them, but in the end they go for guys who have no respect for them, and normally keep the "nice guys" as their friends that they go crying to after they get torn apart.
that's bullshit..those guys put themselves in that position. if they don't wanna be her friend that she comes to all the time, then why are they available?..it's not the girls fault. he's there. he's there as her friend, so she's gonna treat him like he's her friend..if he was a man, he'd go after her and try to make it more..and if it does become more than great. but, if it doesn't, then he shouldn't stay in her life and be just a friend, since he wants to be more than friends.
not the point..if u wanna be more than a friend, and u try to be, but she denies u, then u should move on..no friendship, no anything..because that's not what u want out of the relationship..u gotta put your foot down. give her a choice..either you're in her life as more than a friend, or you're not in her life at all..if u stay in her life as a friend even though u don't wanna be, then that's your fault..if she really values your company, she might consider your ultimatum. (cont..)
some girls tend to follow a guys lead..if u aren't all pushy about it, but lay it out on the table how u feel about her, it may make her realize that you're not just friend material..that you're a man who knows what he wants..that very fact, added to the fact that you're already friends, may make her want u as more than a friend..by setting an ultimatum you're not being a jerk, you're just going right for what u want and not settling for less..a lot of girls love that.
@TheOtium theory that women are more attracted to men that treat them like shit is in fact not a theory any more but rather one of the laws of physics.
It's all a funny little game. Chicks want nice guys, but give it up to jerks and guys keep chasing chicks that just want to be friends. Correction: it is a fucked up little game.
u don't have to be violent, or an utter asshole. but, if u wanna get pussy, u have to be a man. u have to act like she isn't too special. u have to show restraint. u have to show that you're not desperate. u have to be sarcastic. u have to show her u aren't afraid to offend her and aren't afraid to tell it like it is to her face. u have to tease her about various things and bust her balls. in the end it's a big, stupid fucking game. but in order to win, u need to be a part of that game.
lol, u don't act like that with a girl u really love, but if it's a girl u just want a fling with, then u better not treat her like she's special, and be overly nice to her..it displays that u need her too much.
i didn't say u gotta be a jerk dude..u just can't be a needy desperate little shit who will kiss her feet at a whim, which i'm assuming u are..and i never said anything about fucking a girl u don't like..i said u don't have to be a kiss ass to a girl u don't LOVE..when u love a girl, and u wanna keep her, then u gotta kiss her ass..
Sorry, I must have misread your comment when you said: "if u wanna get pussy, u have to be a man. u have to act like she isn't too special. u have to show restraint. u have to show that you're not desperate. " etc etc
or " but if it's a girl u just want a fling with..."
chix love drama, and assholes give em plenty of that, don't come home, call them bitches,fuck their friends,etc. Step on em and you're the shit, their fucked in the head and so u have to do what you gotta do to get laid. So yea,fuck her mom and you'll be a catch.
Totally depressingly true that girls prefer these insecure attention starved bad boys with low self-esteem to any form of reliability in a relationship, even everything your mom taught you when you were young are going to get thrown out of the window when the girl you always liked runs off with one of these losers, and then the next one are the same, then you realise that they all are the same then you end up becoming one of them to satisfy them
girls like assholes because they're fun think about it a nice guy " hey guys let's go to the library and do homework" bad ass " hey let's go drifting" which one is funner? I would rather go drifiting then do some boring ass homework and as they say "girls just wanna have fun" it's cause the assholes are funner than nice guys is why the four types of guys girls dig most are the dangerous guy (usually assholes), the chef, the musician, and the professor anything that can please them in anyway
I know this sounds cruel and un-politically correct but women can stay with their wife-beating husbands and girlfriend beating boyfriends. Cause if these women had any sense they would leave those pricks. Don't women learn from each other. Obviously NOT.
@puttheblame Leave? Hah! These whores deserve to be beat. It's not as if they can't take out a butcher knife out of the kitchen and start slicing up the guy into lunch meat cold cuts if she really wanted to.
I guess she doesn't really want to. She rather make cake for him. He gets to have his cake and eat it too.
This song is so true. Women not only dig jerks, but they love them too, they can't get enough.
Has anyone here heard that women find Marlon Brando's character Stanley in 'A Streetcar Named Desire' Sexy. Even though Brando's character beats his wife and rapes her sister. And yet women still find him sexy in that movie.
Nah, just some. A number of which I better not know about, because I actually can't. Don't want to believe the sterotype ... stereotypes usually come with some bullshit. Whether racial, sexist or any other kind of stereotypes. They all stink like shit.
@Kris10MichelleRoss That's true. I just watched a Young Turks video talking about a study that showed people were more attracted to people that resembled their parents. Creepy.
@Kris10MichelleRoss let me call bullshit on you. There is a reason why nice guys turn into jerks or else that would not happen. I am an asshole to girls, some of them have nice guy dads, and they are attracted to me.
@Kris10MichelleRoss I bet one of two situations are playing out for you... A. He actually is a jerk. I bet he teases you relentlessly, and any little infraction you make is grounds for being put down... and you enjoy it. B. Your relationship has been going strong for a month. You're using him more as a status symbol than an object of attraction. You'll be split in three months tops because "you just don't connect."
@puttheblame Actually, the reality isn't Marlon Brando. That's waaay too glamorous. Reality is more like Homer Simpson who likes Duff beer, sitting watching T.V. and choking Bart when he gets angry and feeling sorry for himself at his own pathetic life.
Not really true, I just be myself. I end insulting women. The catch is I get them laughing and going with it. I listen to them as much as the last nice guy, but if you can be yourself and just be happy with it, then they will follow suit.
This song is so fucking true! Nice guys finish last. I am a very nice guy at heart and i have suffered from it lol. Being nice only gets you into a girl's " Friend Zone ." Be a total dick to a girl and be super cocky and full of shit, and you will get a girl to raise her eye brow at you!
Aha... so right. You know why chicks dig assholes who couldn't care less about them? It's because they think they're all somehow different- they're the ones who can get a guy to expose his soft side where so many others fail. They all think they can change their guy. They think, "That guy has sex with tons of girls, but I'm gonna be the one who makes love to him."
Right, have fun with that. Just don't come whining to your nice guy friend when he cheats on you.
Yeah. It's called "dating experience." If you can't get laid, try taking a shower and working on your personality, instead of expecting women to hand out the poosay just because you meet the baseline expectations of human decency.
women should hand out the "poosay" to save the world. a shitty economy is no time of that "what kind of girl do you think i am?" bullshit. a well-laid world is a peaceful one. :)
My body isn't a commodity, asshole. Sex isn't a service provided by women (or men) to men; it's an activity that people do together for pleasure. If you can't wrap your mind around that, you're a misogynist swine and I pity any woman who ever goes to bed with you.
And if men are so fragile that they'll destroy the world if they don't get any, maybe they're not stable or mature enough to be in charge.
yes... your body is a commodity, otherwise you would never accept free dinners or drinks from men. don't pretend you haven't. all women have. so, now we can add hypocrit to the list of words to describe you, alongside cunt and bitch. plus, if you really believe it is a pleasure act, than certainly you can see it's healing powers (scientifically proven), and i pity any castrated sheep who has to listen to your nonsense to get laid. it's true that men fucked up, but women would be no better
I'm sorry you really don't know any women who don't conform to your stereotypes. Perhaps you ought to get out more and meet more of them, except that you probably don't look twice at any woman who doesn't look like a Barbie doll. I pay my own way, and I'm hardly the only one who does. Sorry, chump, I don't owe "healing" to anyone. Now fuck off back to your basement; I think your RealDoll is lonely.
the hilarity of that statement is that i'll bet you couldn't afford my house, and that i rail against barbie doll women. they are the ones who force men to lie about their intentions. however, you are no better, buying the stereotyped feminazi rhetoric w/o question. so get off your high horse, which i'm sure is the only place you are getting any orgasms these days. and when you're in the middle of a work-place massacre, w/ bullets in you, i'm sure your pure vagina will be lots of comfort.
This isn't the point, and it's a cynical message, but it's absolutely true.
When one of the two in a relationship is expected to pay for everything and the other is only expected to give back sexual pleasure, it is true. And this is the norm. It doesn't matter which side you put male/female on. This common indirect prostitution means that in many cases yes, sex is a commodity. It doesn't matter how nicely you word it. Having sex with someone because he/she buys you shit is prostitution.
That's kind of the message, except your examples are lousy and based purely on opinion. This is about women who stay with men who treat them like shit. It's not about a person who isn't "getting laid". It's about the ones who are, and how their partners suffer needlessly because they're afraid to be alone or they've given up on finding anyone who treats them well.
heres a guy who was pissed off at society but made his gaff at it work . i love bills philosphy on things, sure do miss the guy
deepwoodskentuckian 2 days ago
Yeah, sad (for all the nice guys) but true. Rhett Butler told Scarlet O'hara that: 'it is a big world Scarlet with many people in it'. Nice guys can find a hell of a lot of fun on foreign shores though. Who needs the women making all the rules? Stuff that!!!
lancer89032 2 days ago
2:05
KRZKrizza 1 week ago
was hicks the one who played guitar on this song?
IScreamForiIceCream 1 week ago
@IScreamForiIceCream yes
KRZKrizza 1 week ago
SOME PEOPLE SURE DON'T UNDERSTAND SHOCK-VALUE...
tickedoffnow 3 weeks ago
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS, BUT BILLY WAS SO DAMN HOT.
SO BEAUTIFUL INSIDE & OUT XD
tickedoffnow 4 weeks ago 2
"Can't we just be FRIENDS?!" lol. So perfect.
nfinn42 4 weeks ago
He was a very good musician. I haven't heard much till today. I am very impressed but it was to be expected of such an amazing comedian and performer. RIP.
shakesmellow 2 months ago
American chicks dig the guy that sells dope....
centurion180ad 2 months ago 2
@centurion180ad And anyone that pretends to be a gangster, which i stopped doing when i was 16... LMAO, this song is funny shit, life is ironic.
GravDiga 1 month ago
Anyone here seen The Onion lately? Whoever played Heath Williams MUST play Bill if they ever make a biopic.
BobbyHeenanGuy 3 months ago
if only bill were alive..... :(
SanaKamranButt 3 months ago
I'm dating a nice guy and loving it. Stop generalizing, people.
Kris10MichelleRoss 3 months ago
@Kris10MichelleRoss If he were a jerk you would think he was a nice guy. That's sort of the whole point.
bgreen97 1 month ago
...you are so wrong on this Bill Hicks, I dig you and you are no jerk. See ya next life-time ! <3 Thanks for posting this Mex.
MissBehavin1111 3 months ago
@MissBehavin1111 He was a jerk, he learned to be. Anyway get back in the kitchen you stupid cunthole, i didnt say you could leave woman, dont make me leave bruises on you, but u'd like that ofc.
ScotiExile 3 months ago
and girls will deny they dig them after shit hits the fan. oh how i dislike women and i cant see myself as gay. huh guess im just not interested in relationships
deepwoodskentuckian 3 months ago
Is that the start to Detroit Rock City I hear at 0:10?
JackPhelan93 4 months ago
@JackPhelan93 yes
NasEscobar1 1 month ago
putting this song on my ipod for sure
bml516 4 months ago
This is so true. Its because so many women are caught up in primitive unevolved sexual responses that see the jerk type as being more dominant and likely to climb over the competition.
I grew up protecting my sisters and their friends who were models and got ignored. I went to the military, came home in my uniform, lounged in my fatigues and they were all over me.
The fact is women like that really are losers and they want to be treated that way. So, do you really want them or something better
dirkstorm 4 months ago 5
@dirkstorm Yeah everything he says is right word for word. There should be more female proctologists out there because most women go for ass holes. . . .
bluez4soul 4 months ago
@dirkstorm So true, but there are exceptions to the rule. *Ahem* I hope. :/ LOL!
Solarfactor 3 months ago
@Solarfactor Fortunately there are some. Sadly they are almost always taken because they are a rare and precious few.
Some women have or develop self respect and either avoid such people to start with or learn to stay away from them. Far too often with quite a bit of damage and baggage though, just as with men who have connected with some of the more damaged females.
dirkstorm 3 months ago
this song could not be more true, me and my friend are normal, quiet, mellow easy going guys, no attention from women, my other friend who's louder and acts tougher and totally acts abusive to people, gets regular fucking! inequality????!!!!!!
thetreesify 4 months ago
@thetreesify that's basically how it is dude. women react to the loudest idiot with the most attention in any given room bc they have primitive retard brains that haven't moved beyond our days spent swinging around in trees
terrasweet 2 days ago
true words and no one can deny it except those living denial. However I think the smart ones wise up after high school/college if they haven't made the mistake and married some dumb sob but it is amazing the number of girls who will diss a nice guy and run off with a jerk.
RoninDave 4 months ago
Some people come to the most ridiculous conclusions, conformist sheep-like simpletons really do make me laugh.
ScotiExile 4 months ago
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@ScotiExile
If you really were an attractive guy who was able to get laid at the drop of a hat and also had such admirable qualities like the ability to be kind, considerate, humorous, you wouldn't be so hostile in the first place. Way to prove my point, asshole. You're just a silly, bitter teenage boy and I hope for your sake you grow out of it.
ciaobellakate 4 months ago
LOL this song is hilarious every time. Treat em' mean, keep em' keen. Backward whores.
ScotiExile 4 months ago
"She's intrigued by my indifference..."
I love that line. I love this man.
RIP Bill Hicks
1961-1994
jemapenny1993 5 months ago 5
It's true: Hitler had sex with more than 3,000 of his female officers.
PrivateSnowballTFC 5 months ago
Women: fucking idiots. Primitive desire to go with the ape that is the biggest cunt.
ScotiExile 5 months ago
@ScotiExile
Is this the word of a loser who is bitter because he can never get laid? Maybe you've had this experience with some shitty, superficial women and that is no one's fault but yours because you're a crappy judge of character.
ciaobellakate 4 months ago
@ciaobellakate Im good looking and can get laid whenever I want. I stick to my word though, oh primitive ugly one. Chicks dig aggression and conflict between other males.
Anyway, please do me a favour and kill yourself, I do not care for your existence, you're worthless and insignificant. Drink Bleach.
ScotiExile 4 months ago
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ciaobellakate 4 months ago
@ScotiExile
Your hostility is immature and unnecessary. I was merely asking you a question. I do agree that women are more likely to be attracted to the so-called alpha male for reasons of reproduction that stem back to primates and beyond, but I really think you are over-generalizing by assuming that all women are "fucking idiots" and called you up on it because I believe it stems from sexual frustration. Where else would it come from?
ciaobellakate 4 months ago
@ciaobellakate Its more psychological than sexual, feelings of misanthropy, cynicism and hatred for the very species I am apart of. We could have had a utopia, but sold out for money & ego.
Anyway, I think its very regressive of you to revert back to base desires & needs when addressing an issue. "Oh he's angry, must be sexually frustrated" THAT, My dear, was childish & immature, playground stuff. But I expected no less from you, now run along, doll.
ScotiExile 4 months ago
@ScotiExile
Then excuse me for my assumption. It's difficult to make a judgement other than the usual "he must be a sexually deprived loser with a complex" as that is often the case, especially when you make such an immature initial comment that really sets the tone. But hence you have explained yourself, which is great.
I disagree with you in terms of a utopia, however. The human race is not capable of such a thing. That is fact, and not misanthropy, though I have been down that avenue before.
ciaobellakate 4 months ago
@ciaobellakate Yeah, by calling me or anyone else a loser you're only persecuting a reflection of yourself. People who call other people losers annoy me, so I don't like you, one bit. People who talk shit about "obviously can't get laid" irritates me too, its so petty that people use a base animalistic drive like sex to get at others. I have other things to think about.
ScotiExile 4 months ago
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ciaobellakate 4 months ago
@ScotiExile
I don't care if you like me, honestly. This is not the point of our conversation!
ciaobellakate 4 months ago
@ciaobellakate Lol ok, what is the point? Human beings are foul creatures thats my point summed up briefly.
ScotiExile 4 months ago
@ScotiExile
You are truly testament to that rule, by telling me to drink bleach and all of that unnecessary bullshit.
ciaobellakate 4 months ago
@ciaobellakate Well so were you when you implied im a bitter loser who can't get laid. I found that unecessary.
ScotiExile 4 months ago
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@ScotiExile
As opposed to you calling all women 'fucking idiots'. Yes, I'M the petty one.
If you claim all women are driven by the animalistic drive to reproduce with an alpha male, how hypocritical of you to not agree that some men are prone to be sexually frustrated and that you could be one? The two are not far-fetched, there is truth in both.
ciaobellakate 4 months ago
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ciaobellakate 4 months ago
A woman scientist told me once that this is true but it's OK, because after they have the jerks' kids and need to raise them alone, nice guys can come along and help D: Woman. Scientist.
Danniegg 5 months ago
@Danniegg
LOL great comment
Labyrinthman 4 months ago
@Danniegg Damn. That's depressing...
NeverSTFUproductions 3 days ago
thats awesome , where did you find this at , ive never actually heard his music , except fromt the stuff off Arizona bay
jabberarson 5 months ago
this should be the them to parental control
The420esham 5 months ago
Hicks showed the potential to be a promising murderer. All the right people would be dead.
sethte 5 months ago 65
@sethte Why the fuck isn't that comment top rated?
Omnilegence 5 months ago
@Omnilegence Maybe because his week old comment is competing with the year olds....
Uber comment though- for sure./
noogetful 5 months ago
@sethte nahwt true at all
AngrypunkNaysayer 4 months ago
@AngrypunkNaysayer damn, youre quite the naysayer. they should make a nickname for you. anyway, what i meant was he knew what was up as far as seeing through the masks of widely accepted public figures, not that he was even capable of murder. obviously hicks couldnt be a killer because he himself believed everything and everyone is connected.
sethte 4 months ago
@sethte Hicks would never kill anyone.
Waynereich 3 months ago
@Waynereich You do know what potential means right? Meaning if he WAS a killer, all the right people would be dead. I, for one, am sick of people who won't turn right on red.
sethte 3 months ago
@sethte Humans raised by WOLVES know it!!!?! WOLVES KNOW IT!!!?!?!? =D
UnseenAdict420 3 months ago
@sethte The only murderer with a humane cause
febbra2 2 months ago
Well blame it on @#$%^^& NOW!
TheJameslehr 7 months ago
cool thanks
grimbattalion 7 months ago
@DoTheRightThing1978 how can they be ahead of the time when Carlin and Bruce did it before them?
daviddowns81 7 months ago
@DoTheRightThing1978 Ok, I didn't even know who Joe Rogen is until you mentioned him, so you're gonna have to tell me what it would mean to upload into another's grid. I've got a fair idea, but I'd like to learn.
I can't believe I said I'd go for anything. But unless we rethink and re-act --all-- our roles and connections on this Earth, none of us will have anything.
Joe Rogen rocks, btw
LordShivasServant 8 months ago
@DoTheRightThing1978 Thank you so much for being open and sharing that with "us" (the guys and other girls). Like Bill always said, we need to evolve ideas, and treat each other as equals. Deep down inside, we all go through the same bullshit, mostly in different ways, so communication is important too.
You seem to be the real thing, and I hope you've found your real thing. But I'm going to be honest, I'll take anything at this stage. I share Bill's lonliness, which is unbearably "cold"
LordShivasServant 8 months ago
@mongolenpup Seriously.... You look close enough anyway, you just find that everyone is beset by the same internal b.s. as you are. I tried to look closer and went insane.
LordShivasServant 8 months ago
Yeah that really sux..when your totally awesome and chicks dont wann blow you...DAMN!!!!!!!
mattyblues101 8 months ago
Kill by a ice cancer dart
byteusa 8 months ago
Kevin Matthews on WLUP in Chicago used to play this on his radio show. It's a song that sure rings true!
NoirFan01 9 months ago 6
Is this off one of his comedy albums?
rockyrigby 11 months ago
@rockyrigby Yea it's off Relentless, great album!
kevpark21 10 months ago
Eh. As a 'jerk' myself, I don't get why you guys are bitching about them... if you want chicks, why not consider becoming a 'jerk'? Also the guys most 'nice guys' call 'jerks' are just more successful or dominant than them. On the other hand 'nice guys' tend to be passive-aggressive, needy bastards... so yeah. Most of the time the 'nice guy' is worse than the 'jerk'. Ironic, no?
DelphinusMAch1 1 year ago
@DelphinusMAch1
Jerk
weavehole 1 year ago
Oh my god thats actually a cool song!
Balisong72 1 year ago
Most women are hypocrites in this sense. They say they want nice guys who are sensitive towards them, but in the end they go for guys who have no respect for them, and normally keep the "nice guys" as their friends that they go crying to after they get torn apart.
TheOtium 1 year ago 6
@TheOtium
that's bullshit..those guys put themselves in that position. if they don't wanna be her friend that she comes to all the time, then why are they available?..it's not the girls fault. he's there. he's there as her friend, so she's gonna treat him like he's her friend..if he was a man, he'd go after her and try to make it more..and if it does become more than great. but, if it doesn't, then he shouldn't stay in her life and be just a friend, since he wants to be more than friends.
itzahazylife 1 year ago
@itzahazylife
Even if he tried he'd get shut down.
TheOtium 1 year ago
@TheOtium
not the point..if u wanna be more than a friend, and u try to be, but she denies u, then u should move on..no friendship, no anything..because that's not what u want out of the relationship..u gotta put your foot down. give her a choice..either you're in her life as more than a friend, or you're not in her life at all..if u stay in her life as a friend even though u don't wanna be, then that's your fault..if she really values your company, she might consider your ultimatum. (cont..)
itzahazylife 1 year ago
@TheOtium
some girls tend to follow a guys lead..if u aren't all pushy about it, but lay it out on the table how u feel about her, it may make her realize that you're not just friend material..that you're a man who knows what he wants..that very fact, added to the fact that you're already friends, may make her want u as more than a friend..by setting an ultimatum you're not being a jerk, you're just going right for what u want and not settling for less..a lot of girls love that.
itzahazylife 1 year ago
@itzahazylife
That doesn't disprove the theory that women are more attracted to men that treat them like shit.
TheOtium 1 year ago
@TheOtium theory that women are more attracted to men that treat them like shit is in fact not a theory any more but rather one of the laws of physics.
DanielHewsonPianist 1 year ago
@TheOtium
real men give ultimatums. simple as that. they don't allow themselves to be just a friend if that's not what they want..real men go after they want.
itzahazylife 1 year ago
This song was based on my mother and father.
41691Rick 1 year ago 4
lyrical passion thats what he was talking about and thats what i want to do gawd deeemmit
hideHYDEimcoming 1 year ago
It's all a funny little game. Chicks want nice guys, but give it up to jerks and guys keep chasing chicks that just want to be friends. Correction: it is a fucked up little game.
SomeGuyYeah007 1 year ago 3
u don't have to be violent, or an utter asshole. but, if u wanna get pussy, u have to be a man. u have to act like she isn't too special. u have to show restraint. u have to show that you're not desperate. u have to be sarcastic. u have to show her u aren't afraid to offend her and aren't afraid to tell it like it is to her face. u have to tease her about various things and bust her balls. in the end it's a big, stupid fucking game. but in order to win, u need to be a part of that game.
itzahazylife 1 year ago
@itzahazylife fuckin true
bigglego 1 year ago
@itzahazylife
jerk
weavehole 1 year ago
@weavehole
lol, u don't act like that with a girl u really love, but if it's a girl u just want a fling with, then u better not treat her like she's special, and be overly nice to her..it displays that u need her too much.
itzahazylife 1 year ago
@itzahazylife
???
Why would you want to fuck someone you don't like?
Have some respect for yourself.
If there's no girl you really like around at the time, watch some porn and have a wank. There are zero excuses for being a jerk.
Has anyone ever noticed how players are always so... unevolved?
;)
weavehole 1 year ago
@weavehole
i didn't say u gotta be a jerk dude..u just can't be a needy desperate little shit who will kiss her feet at a whim, which i'm assuming u are..and i never said anything about fucking a girl u don't like..i said u don't have to be a kiss ass to a girl u don't LOVE..when u love a girl, and u wanna keep her, then u gotta kiss her ass..
itzahazylife 1 year ago
@itzahazylife
Sorry, I must have misread your comment when you said: "if u wanna get pussy, u have to be a man. u have to act like she isn't too special. u have to show restraint. u have to show that you're not desperate. " etc etc
or " but if it's a girl u just want a fling with..."
Perhaps it was a subtle metaphor?
weavehole 1 year ago
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These are words to live by...
401dog 1 year ago
chix love drama, and assholes give em plenty of that, don't come home, call them bitches,fuck their friends,etc. Step on em and you're the shit, their fucked in the head and so u have to do what you gotta do to get laid. So yea,fuck her mom and you'll be a catch.
katkal3 1 year ago
Totally depressingly true that girls prefer these insecure attention starved bad boys with low self-esteem to any form of reliability in a relationship, even everything your mom taught you when you were young are going to get thrown out of the window when the girl you always liked runs off with one of these losers, and then the next one are the same, then you realise that they all are the same then you end up becoming one of them to satisfy them
well I haven't gone there yet
WLLRNNN 1 year ago 3
@WLLRNNN ...cont
I'll end this with a quote from Vera Farmiga's character from Up in the Air..."Jerks are spontaneous, they're unpredictable and they're fun"
WLLRNNN 1 year ago
@WLLRNNN youll get there eventually bro trust me. being a selfish prick's the only thing that works
terrasweet 2 days ago
lets just be friends... you're so sweet... you're like a brother to me.
oh man... story of my life.
thanks bill. I hope you enlightened a couple of women. sorry you didnt get any the last years of you life. hope you're jammin with hendrix out there.
fkyou2slut 1 year ago 5
@fkyou2slut listen to tom leykis on youtube,he'll set u straight.
katkal3 1 year ago
@katkal3 about what?
fkyou2slut 1 year ago
@fkyou2slut about women,he's made it his schtick to warn guys about bad women and golddiggers, u can find him in youtube,if you're interested.
katkal3 1 year ago
@katkal3 oh cool. yeah, I might check him out.
fkyou2slut 1 year ago
I just had a 4 minutes and 46 second jam with BILL HICKS on an A blues!!
ashamedz 1 year ago 3
hicks always spoke truth!
implantdnb 1 year ago 4
Frustrated rock guitarist!! Love You Hicks!!!!
SingularInfinity 1 year ago 3
LoL this is so horribly awesome.
EliteDoomer 1 year ago
haha the bit with 'i think of you as my brother' actually happened to me once :)))
PaulXPZ 1 year ago
girls like assholes because they're fun think about it a nice guy " hey guys let's go to the library and do homework" bad ass " hey let's go drifting" which one is funner? I would rather go drifiting then do some boring ass homework and as they say "girls just wanna have fun" it's cause the assholes are funner than nice guys is why the four types of guys girls dig most are the dangerous guy (usually assholes), the chef, the musician, and the professor anything that can please them in anyway
edgarthendo 1 year ago
@edgarthendo bill was a nice guy and who was cooler than bill
heartandsoul1988 1 year ago
catchy. I am going to play it to my wife once i am finished up beatin her.
c64c64c64 1 year ago 5
@c64c64c64 LOL. Made my day
corosian 4 months ago
Most true song ever written .
Joeybsmooth 1 year ago
Id rather file me teeth down than listen to that crap again
mrsinn 1 year ago
@mrsinn
You don't know true music then.....
Paladinmarche 1 year ago 5
Thanks mexicanese50!!!
BTW, I have this plus 4 of the other songs of this album. I`m missing 3 though...
You reminded me to upload it, thanks!
BillHicks420 1 year ago
the prophets and poets jack off in the forests, while the women run off with rednecks
murrburr3 1 year ago 6
@murrburr3 Hahahaha. That sounds about right.
AirAssault7 1 year ago
@murrburr3
amen
darrenroskam 1 year ago
Look, women who haven't got their act together dig jerks. Women who are sorted out are with a wonderful man.
If you're a guy and think you're Mr. Wonderful, then why do you keep picking screwed up women?
Sammicsno 1 year ago
@Sammicsno
A lot of them ain't got their act together
darrenroskam 1 year ago
I know this sounds cruel and un-politically correct but women can stay with their wife-beating husbands and girlfriend beating boyfriends. Cause if these women had any sense they would leave those pricks. Don't women learn from each other. Obviously NOT.
puttheblame 2 years ago
@puttheblame Leave? Hah! These whores deserve to be beat. It's not as if they can't take out a butcher knife out of the kitchen and start slicing up the guy into lunch meat cold cuts if she really wanted to.
I guess she doesn't really want to. She rather make cake for him. He gets to have his cake and eat it too.
technatezin 6 months ago
Best line: "She's INTRIGUED by my indifference!"
rmlevit 2 years ago 8
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charlotteviner1 2 years ago
This song is so true. Women not only dig jerks, but they love them too, they can't get enough.
Has anyone here heard that women find Marlon Brando's character Stanley in 'A Streetcar Named Desire' Sexy. Even though Brando's character beats his wife and rapes her sister. And yet women still find him sexy in that movie.
puttheblame 2 years ago 47
@puttheblame
Women are masochists, maybe ???
Nah, just some. A number of which I better not know about, because I actually can't. Don't want to believe the sterotype ... stereotypes usually come with some bullshit. Whether racial, sexist or any other kind of stereotypes. They all stink like shit.
rpaslux 2 years ago
@puttheblame He LOOKS sexy in that movie. Everyone knows he's a crazy fuck, that doesn't mean he doesn't have a great body.
A lot of chicks dig jerks because they're attracted to dudes like their father. I had a great dad and I only date nice guys.
Kris10MichelleRoss 6 months ago 22
@Kris10MichelleRoss This ho I know did not have a cool pops. He left.
But she's all over the net typing her ass off with one hand the other in her pussy.
Stay faithful.
D00MEDST 4 months ago
@D00MEDST Wtf man
0Microbia0 4 months ago
@Kris10MichelleRoss what?
brucelee6790 4 months ago
@Kris10MichelleRoss That's true. I just watched a Young Turks video talking about a study that showed people were more attracted to people that resembled their parents. Creepy.
LockeXIII 4 months ago
@Kris10MichelleRoss bless you and bless your father.
deliman 3 months ago
@Kris10MichelleRoss let me call bullshit on you. There is a reason why nice guys turn into jerks or else that would not happen. I am an asshole to girls, some of them have nice guy dads, and they are attracted to me.
cococrispys 3 days ago
@Kris10MichelleRoss I bet one of two situations are playing out for you... A. He actually is a jerk. I bet he teases you relentlessly, and any little infraction you make is grounds for being put down... and you enjoy it. B. Your relationship has been going strong for a month. You're using him more as a status symbol than an object of attraction. You'll be split in three months tops because "you just don't connect."
TuttleRed 2 days ago
@TuttleRed Also, as an addendum to B: You rarely have sex.
TuttleRed 2 days ago
@puttheblame Actually, the reality isn't Marlon Brando. That's waaay too glamorous. Reality is more like Homer Simpson who likes Duff beer, sitting watching T.V. and choking Bart when he gets angry and feeling sorry for himself at his own pathetic life.
technatezin 6 months ago in playlist bill hicks
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Ah,,. I love Bill's comedy, but this music is pretty mediocre.
blacksmith8844 2 years ago
Maybe you are mediocre.
That was supposed to have a "?" at the end.
Not really.
chemudas 2 years ago 4
*gasp
Oh no you didn't!
blacksmith8844 2 years ago
Didn't I?
chemudas 2 years ago
Sigh RIP man. What a brilliant guy he was. It's true: the good die young and the bad live on to get worse.
potatowaffle 2 years ago 35
Should have guessed this was a Bill Hicks number, the man was a prophet.
goldarnit 2 years ago 3
Not really true, I just be myself. I end insulting women. The catch is I get them laughing and going with it. I listen to them as much as the last nice guy, but if you can be yourself and just be happy with it, then they will follow suit.
Just give it time. Just be yourself.
555Derilict666 2 years ago
cool story, bro.
murrburr3 2 years ago
This song is so fucking true! Nice guys finish last. I am a very nice guy at heart and i have suffered from it lol. Being nice only gets you into a girl's " Friend Zone ." Be a total dick to a girl and be super cocky and full of shit, and you will get a girl to raise her eye brow at you!
subatom101 2 years ago 6
LOL. Google "Nice Guy Syndrome."
BelleGuinness 2 years ago
Gibbsies, not trying to start one of these boring Youtube fight things but you're a bit of a wank eh?
HOOPIE67 2 years ago
"She's intrigued by my indifference." Awesome.
lawfool76 2 years ago
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i like his stand up but i gotta say this is pretty gay
gibbsies 2 years ago
wow great song!
kooCookathcu69 2 years ago
Aha... so right. You know why chicks dig assholes who couldn't care less about them? It's because they think they're all somehow different- they're the ones who can get a guy to expose his soft side where so many others fail. They all think they can change their guy. They think, "That guy has sex with tons of girls, but I'm gonna be the one who makes love to him."
Right, have fun with that. Just don't come whining to your nice guy friend when he cheats on you.
JayVanDeLay 3 years ago 94
True that... Nice Guys, UNITE!
mexicanese50 3 years ago 56
@mexicanese50 and tough guys keep being dicks!!!
1wayleader 1 year ago
they "think" they expose their soft side lol....how stupid can most chicks be...not all are like this though....damn near all
Poonard 2 years ago
true true. then the ones you find who aren't like that end up dating a jerk at some point... it's like one of the laws of the universe.
lorenrb 2 years ago
it's like they want to change the jerks into nice guys and nice guys into jerks.
Poonard 2 years ago 2
Yeah. It's called "dating experience." If you can't get laid, try taking a shower and working on your personality, instead of expecting women to hand out the poosay just because you meet the baseline expectations of human decency.
BelleGuinness 2 years ago
women should hand out the "poosay" to save the world. a shitty economy is no time of that "what kind of girl do you think i am?" bullshit. a well-laid world is a peaceful one. :)
cstrait 2 years ago
My body isn't a commodity, asshole. Sex isn't a service provided by women (or men) to men; it's an activity that people do together for pleasure. If you can't wrap your mind around that, you're a misogynist swine and I pity any woman who ever goes to bed with you.
And if men are so fragile that they'll destroy the world if they don't get any, maybe they're not stable or mature enough to be in charge.
BelleGuinness 2 years ago
yes... your body is a commodity, otherwise you would never accept free dinners or drinks from men. don't pretend you haven't. all women have. so, now we can add hypocrit to the list of words to describe you, alongside cunt and bitch. plus, if you really believe it is a pleasure act, than certainly you can see it's healing powers (scientifically proven), and i pity any castrated sheep who has to listen to your nonsense to get laid. it's true that men fucked up, but women would be no better
cstrait 2 years ago
I'm sorry you really don't know any women who don't conform to your stereotypes. Perhaps you ought to get out more and meet more of them, except that you probably don't look twice at any woman who doesn't look like a Barbie doll. I pay my own way, and I'm hardly the only one who does. Sorry, chump, I don't owe "healing" to anyone. Now fuck off back to your basement; I think your RealDoll is lonely.
BelleGuinness 2 years ago
the hilarity of that statement is that i'll bet you couldn't afford my house, and that i rail against barbie doll women. they are the ones who force men to lie about their intentions. however, you are no better, buying the stereotyped feminazi rhetoric w/o question. so get off your high horse, which i'm sure is the only place you are getting any orgasms these days. and when you're in the middle of a work-place massacre, w/ bullets in you, i'm sure your pure vagina will be lots of comfort.
cstrait 2 years ago
This isn't the point, and it's a cynical message, but it's absolutely true.
When one of the two in a relationship is expected to pay for everything and the other is only expected to give back sexual pleasure, it is true. And this is the norm. It doesn't matter which side you put male/female on. This common indirect prostitution means that in many cases yes, sex is a commodity. It doesn't matter how nicely you word it. Having sex with someone because he/she buys you shit is prostitution.
pkoaldaorkias 2 years ago 7
That's an interesting thing to say, since many women hand it out to guys despite them falling far short of these baseline expectations.
Or having a personality as deep as a puddle.
Or having mediocre to poor personal hygiene.
Or all of the above!
siukong 2 years ago
That's kind of the message, except your examples are lousy and based purely on opinion. This is about women who stay with men who treat them like shit. It's not about a person who isn't "getting laid". It's about the ones who are, and how their partners suffer needlessly because they're afraid to be alone or they've given up on finding anyone who treats them well.
pkoaldaorkias 2 years ago
My comment was a reply to belleguiness' first comment, and should make more sense in that context.
siukong 2 years ago