MST3K The Touch of Satan 9/10

[HayesAJones]

"It's the train going through the PAUSE."

"The only know shots of Bigfoot in a t-shirt."

[zeldafanboy345]

You know, after all these movies where the characters are falling in love in two days, despite having only minor awkward small talk, you start to wonder yourself how this "love" thing works exactly.

[TheHeroOfTomorrow]

@zeldafanboy345 "What is love? Baby don't hurt me..."

[robfreiberger]

"Granma used to work for the LAPD"

[Xattm8864]

"Heh, heh! I told you I take ya, you pansies! I can take the whole family! Heh heh heh!!"

[slickksmith]

I have been waiting the entire movie and its pauses for the Allman Brothers reference, and I finally got it.

[PerryPlanet]

"Eh, nice kid. Bomb should go off in a couple of minutes..."

[DexFlames]

She really did become Sigourney Weaver .

[elpollodelamuerte]

"Our next pause is gonna be THIS big."

[3shaiamigas]

May I touch your... Side burn?

[kymmydanger]

What can I, a single puss, do?

[ayerjake]

@kymmydanger 

[PhyscoZombieChickie]

@kymmydanger i laughed so hard

[ashland1977]

"hey john quincy adams" lmao

[coffeetea720]

What the- why would they even consider opening the door to Lucinda's room? She's been breaking out and killing people for years, you'd think they would have learned a thing or two by now.

[PHANTOMZ0NE]

Holy Shit! Even the car pauses in this movie!

[Gigrantula58]

Wow, I didn't think it was possible but here it is....a movie concerning the supernatural with more pauses than Twilight.

[gineriella]

Wow, Grandma used to work for the LAPD!

[SmokingSpoon]

I've become Sigourney weaver .  HAHAh XD

[jasondh22]

This movie makes perfect sense. If I was trapped in a house with a crazy family and a witch then NO WAY I'm leaving!

[cruciferae]

so Melissa sacrificed having a normal life, changed the life of her family, more or less doomed her sister, not to mention all the innocent lives taken by Lucinda... just to end up killing Lucinda in the end...

[trapadoored]

I wonder if when they say "look familiar Mike?" and "you should know" regarding falling for a girl who's posessed by the Devil if they are referring to the girl who "stole Mike's keyboard" that they mention in the amazing colossal episode guide.

[t0t3n3ng3l]

"He cheated me!" Who'da thunk that the Devil, the Father of All Lies would CHEAT someone? Unthinkable!

[ColonelHoraldo]

9:10 Gotta be honest, I was expecting alot worse for 127.

[DAVIDInitiative]

I love you... and I've grown awfully fond of your grandma.

[ninjawraith17]

2:31

I saved my sister from being burned, just so she could grow old and I could set her on fire. Brilliant.

[ironychan]

I don't get how they bill this as a rollicking musical...

[pierstheoneandonly]

The only known shots of Bigfoot in a T-shirt.

[flyingzombie1]

"My fish moved and didn't leave a forwarding address."

[BurningSpear213]

4:16 Holy shit, dad really does look just like Leonard Bernstein

[Kinemacolor]

@BurningSpear213 Herbert von Karajan.

[Theburn77]

"If the septic tank goes up we're all in trouble."

[mangaka89]

In the wake of the tragedy the town built a better grandma, stronger with a steel frame and a sprinkling system.

[TiemstraProductions]

EH HEH! I told You I could take you, you pansies! I could take the Whole family!

...killed me laughing.

[cjesquared]

"Our next pause is going to be THIIIIIIIIIIS big!"

[doombuggy123]

Why is it the sister possessed by the devil is eternally young and beautiful and the other sister is homicidal and incapable of speaking coherently? Why is she the only one with eternal youth? Why are her parents and sister still alive and why is her sister the most aged out all of them? Also, why did she keep aging until she was about 20 and then just suddenly stop? Why does having sex get rid of the devil? And what sort of threat is eternal youth for a couple in love? WHAT ABOUT THE FISH?

[felson99]

@doombuggy123 I have been wondering about that myself for some time.Mom and Dad would have been long gone at this point. But as a avid viewer of MST3K I can tell you not much in these C- movies makes any sense. The movies are just a means to a end,LAUGHTER!

[Spameggssausage]

@doombuggy123  and scarecrow's brain!

[antgav79]

@doombuggy123 Oh i caught the fish.

[Reelbigearth]

@doombuggy123

I think the parents are actually the son and daughter of the sister who was possessed 8(

[highway234]

@doombuggy123 lol, this comment was funnier than the riffs.

[RossTGunn]

@doombuggy123 Just repeat to your self, it's just a show. I should really just relax.

[Tanyableu]

@doombuggy123 I don't think they are her parents, but prolly ppl she 'called' to fufill that role....prolly bound to SAtan too..

[TheBimmyandJimmy]

@doombuggy123 also, what about the delicious CARNATION ICE CREAM?

[TheHeroOfTomorrow]

@doombuggy123 Also, WHY DIDN'T THEY MILK THE WALNUTS?!

[ColonelHoraldo]

So sex frees her soul from the devil... How?

[00madbox00]

8:27 Father: Hey Melissa, come burn the house down for insuranc.... OMG WTF is going on!!!!!!!! And are we supposed to feel sorry for her because I don't

[00madbox00]

Are we supposed to feel sorry for her? She's the one who excepted the devil as her lord. If she just let her sister die nothing would have happened and why didn't her parents try to save her?????

[TitusYorick]

So now, a hundred years later, the girl just decides to burn her horribly burned sister? Makes me wonder why she didn't do that before.

[uruseiranma]

@TitusYorick

That's usually what happens in most of these types of films: if they would have done away with the problem long ago, it would be solved...but many are stupid that way.

Like 'Blood of the Vampires,' which was riffed by Cinematic Titanic. The mother through some means became a vampire after death, so what did the father do? Put her body in a secret basement under his room, leave her unchained most of the time and whipping her.

[AlwaysGallifrey]

"The town built a better grandma, stronger, with a steel frame and a sprinkler system"

I love MST3K!!

[DrummermanMatt]

"Poopdeck Pappy getting all upset here" LOL!

[GusF]

"I love you, Melissa. It doesn't matter that the Devil is in your soul."

I wonder would he still be saying that when her head started to spin or when she killed Patrick Troughton.

[KingOfUm]

So she pretty much did what other people had meant to finish 127 years ago. Why?

[tracker68]

In the wake of the tragedy the town built a better grandma!

[pretorious700]

I'd like to quote ex NFL coach John McKay in regards to the "execution" of this film-I'm all for it.

[jimmystewart123]

Crazy to think the cinematographer for Blade Runner, Jordan Cronenweth, did the cinematography for this!!!

[pretorious700]

@jimmystewart123 Amazing what you can do when you're given something to work with.

[OzzyFan87]

"They turned me down for that policy, they said it couldn't happen!"

"Hey, John Quincy Adams!"

[jeffeastwood15]

"Mike, what were you guys doing in the Seventies? Making witch movies, inhaling huge clouds of marijuana, big ugly flared pants on." LOL

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

I think Lucinda had had a premonition of how Twilight would rip off this movie, that's why she flipped.

[PerfectKirby]

@DrGregoryHouseIT YES, that's EXACTLY what I think! XD

[DaWhiteWolffie]

This film is a Mobius Strip! Noooo! XO

[arbitor365]

"may the dark one hold you soul in his clutch-I mean uh..... safe trip........ nice kid. the bomb should go off in a couple of minutes"

[bakes7288]

Oh and don't join Al Pacino's law firm.

[InterEDGE]

DRAW!

[tag7100]

During each pause, I keep expecting someone to yell out "Watch out for snakes!"

[LeshaAnn]

"What can I, a single puss, do?"

***

"Let me pause to drench my next line in meaning!"

[lionelthebat]

"now she's Melissa 'No Sheds' Jackson"

[iveseenspikynorman]

Our next pause is going to be *this* big

[LordofFliesBeelzebub]

HEH HEH, I TOLD you I could take you, you pansies! I could take the whole family! >8D

[suzycreamcheesez]

So basically this kid is driving around and sponging off his parents??

[applebonker141]

"I can't believe I have to wash Satan's towels."

[OzzyFan87]

"wow..grandma use to work for the LAPD"

[SuperMarioKarter]

Wow, he even takes overly pauses when he's driving.

[norsef]

0:50

Wow, granny is really rocking out there. Shes working what the devil gave her.

[XDMASCHX]

may i touch your sideburn

[tagginos]

What can I, a single puss, do?

[modchic720]

"Consarnit breakin up my dagnabit contract wit Satan!"

[nebraska124]

let me pause to drench my next line in meaning...... such a wonderful comment on bad acting and the "emotion" aspect of it.

[Rabidness]

"oh and don't join al pacino's law firm"

hahaha

[jekblom123]

"Yeah, now we just have to watch out for my other grandma. She's REALLY crazy."

"Nice kid. Well, bomb should go off in a couple of minutes..."

[Atrum]

Wow, grandma used to work for the LAPD. ahahhahaha

[Woodseone]

"I'm kindofa wolf when I'm all by myself.."

[1avocado]

the next pause is going to be this big - i looove this show!

[1avocado]

"I'm hungry but I can't go back to the grocery store after that za incident" hahahahahaha

[sillygrl23]

"All right kids the picnic is this way-WHAT-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!­"

[tarlcabot18]

Now she's Melissa "No Sheds" Strickland.

[sillygrl23]

"Grandma's flash-paper bathrobe turned out to be a mistake."

[buffypython]

"May the dark one hold your soul in his clutches - I mean, safe trip."

"Wait, where's my immortal soul? Oh, I left it back at the barn."

8:20 Dang! Implied bj in the 70s?!

"OK, kids. The picnic is this way - AH!"

[trapadoored]

the guys never once reffer to mellisas sister as her sister-always as her grandma. and in this part they make luthor say "could you not french my DAUGHTER during breakfast!

Were they riffing so much that they missed the entire plot this time? I can see how that would happen in Red Zone Cuba-but this movie is pretty easy to follow.

[MagicalTrumpy]

yeah so couldn't luther be melissa's dad and lucinda her grandma? I mean that's what the neigbors think anyway right?

[NosferatuxIzzy]

Huh what now?

[thefly869]

Are you kidding? Easy to follow? Cause the people in the flashback were her parents. So who are Luther and his wife in relation to her? They only made references to grandma and Luther being her father cause thats the way she introduced them to Jody.

[trapadoored]

I mean it is very clearly stated that Luthor and his wife are not her parents and "Grandma" is clearly her sister. I didn't say it's obvious exactly who Luthor and wifey are-just that they aren't Melissa's parents. and Grandma is-well-

nobody's Grandma that know about.

[buffypython]

Yeah, I'm wondering why Luther and his wife would let a random old Satanist and her sister live with them. And why is Lucinda aged, but Melissa doesn't age until she has sex? And why does Lucinda want to kill everyone? If Melissa has the devil in her, you'd think SHE'D be killing everyone, not her sister.

[PerfectKirby]

@trapadoored

Like the show's theme says, "it's just a show, I should really just relax." =P

[EternalGuardian07]

She sets a cabin on fire with her mind and he still doesn't believe she's a witch.

[dcj321]

I see grandma behind that tree, you might wanna make a run for it!

[biophys22]

In the wake of the tragedy the town built a better grandma. Stronger, with a steel frame, and a sprinkler system.

[23Jacked]

0:43- 1:01

poop deck pappy gettin all upset here

[psychopomp88]

so the grandma is her sister?

facepalm

[Indy509]

Now I just have to watch out for my other grandma.. She's REALLY crazy!

[1Spyke23]

To heck with this movie I`m going to go and hang with the fish and eat some walnuts while watching Finding Nemo. Oh yeah, Granny Servo can come too just no deranged killings we almost lost Mike last time.

[sillygrl23]

lol, I loved that host segment! =D

[Gomess]

Well, this is the last movie I'd want to doppel into.

I'd probably just go hang out with The Fish, burn some gram-grams...

[disradiance]

this movie has a terrible pace

[Tareltonlives]

"Could you not french my daughter during breakfast?"

[ManaAdvent]

"I can't believe I have to wash Satan's towels."

[livinintwilightzone]

"My fish moved and didn't leave a forwarding address."

[Xercom]

They just met each other like what? Two days ago? Already in love.

And the pauses....OH THE PAUSES!

And I'm sorry, but granny with a frying pan was awesome.

[mst3kservo]

"what can i,a single puss do" love it!

[Tryzon]

"Our next pause is gonna be *this* big!"

[Tryzon]

"Grandma must have exploded, or somethin'."

"In the wake of the tragedy, the town built a better Grandma: stronger, with a steel frame and a sprinkler system."

[pullahoko]

WALTOID-WIB-WIB-WIB

[couchfort]

I've turned into Sigourney Weaver!

[dtek40k]

"Aw, now she's Melissa "No-sheds" Strickland."

[86thPatriot]

"In the wake of the tragedy the town built a better grandma, stronger, with a steel frame and sprinkler system."

[thatbigolhead]

i should say goodbye to the fish, i suppose...

[WorshipInTruth]

"Aren't there any Jesuits in the phone book" Ha, I love it, that comment was in reference to the movie the Exorcist. Im suprised there arent any Jesuits in this movie considering that the director Tom Laughlin taught theology at Loyola Marymount University.

[JerrySinefield]

Why do you know that

[WorshipInTruth]

Why do I know that? Because I know many things.

[JerrySinefield]

Including the education of shitty c-movie directors? What a life.

[WorshipInTruth]

What a wonderful life.

[alexiaNBC]

I love the grandma scenes

"Carnsarnnit breaking up my dagnabbit contract with Satan"

"Hehe, I told ya I could take you, ya pansies. I could take on the whole family"

LOL

[JDLT2142]

This show ruined Amazing Grace for me....for fucks sake use a different song

[pillsauve]

This sooooong is iiiiiin the puuuuublic dooomain... hahahaha

[hollyhuffstutler]

Yay for Tanglewood reference!

[Matrix29bear]

Lucinda: "He cheated me!"

Mike (MST3K comment): "Man. If you can't trust the Devil..."

These characters are not merely dippy, they are soaking in cluelessness.

[Cessnuts69]

Grandmas flashpaper bathrobe turned out to be a mistake....

[whoisdickieschnabel]

Jodi: I love you.

Mike: (somber) And I've grown awful fond of your grandma.

[annthebold]

Jodie: "I love you, Melissa. It doesn't matter that the devil's in your soul..."

Crow: "Look familair, Mike?"

Mike:  "Wha--HEY!"

OMG ha ha ha that one sums up MY love life :D

[RadcliffOfCrymod]

HEY, the odometer's all 6's! :D

[FrancisJFox]

Anytime the Granny goes nuts - I crack up!

[potcallingkettle]

Me too! I can't help myself!

"I told you I could take you, I can take on the whole family!"

[Curbinator]

wow, grandma used to work for the LAPD

[taureleafsilver]

anyone else notice the "Creepy" version of amazing grace playing under 8:46 ?

[ryukXsayu27]

1:14 What is that?

[livinintwilightzone]

Appeared to be a portal into some other movie...

[Ashkihyena]

Okay kids, the picnic is this way....AAAARGH!!!

Gets me every time.

[jb142653]

120 yo old chick posessed by Satan-this guy is REALLY hard up!

[vlcupper]

She's still more appealing than Paris Hilton.

[PerfectKirby]

@vlcupper

I'm shocked to say it, but not by much though. X(

[DeadParrotsLTD]

"Now she's Melissa 'no shed' Strickland" xD

[klickenpod]

Aw, and granny just got her job as a greeter at Wal-Mart..

[twistedmistletoe]

:) I've seen her a few times... shes'.. a little charred.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Our next pause is gonna be THIS big!

[LNAMTH]

That old lady is hilarious!

[Tareltonlives]

"I told you I could take you, you pansy! I could take the hole family!"

"Now I just have to watch out for my older Grandma, she's REALLY crazy!"

Even the hot chick getting naked is dull in this movie.

[ngobleus]

"Oh, and grandma just got a job as a Wal-Mart greeter!"

[cogitovirus]

2:18 Damn

[CarolinaOcelot]

"John Quincy Adams!"

[dafteyes]

just dont spook wealknuts

[calpal80833]

8:16, I wonder if the viewers were envious when they saw the guy touch the chick's boobs on TV?

[Tareltonlives]

I was, but I'm very lonely

[calpal80833]

Then it's time to get hooked up!

[sgtdoom999]

Poop Deck Pappy getting all upset.

[Chickenetta]

2:28 , I never understood this part of the movie. Why did Melissa burn her sister? I thought she was protecting her all those years??? HUH? But then again, I am glad it makes no sense. It adds to its B-movie greatness. In the words of servo:

'The movie that delivers more HUH's per second!'

[raith0818]

It had to do with the agreement. Satan gave her power to put out the fire and save Lucinda. In return, she would be satan's servent. So, by using the power to return the flames and kill her, the agreement would be over.

In other words, Lucinda's death by her sister's hand would undo everything and set it back to normal.

What I don't get is what Jodie has to do with it. It's as if there was some OTHER parts of the deal that involves her falling in love.

That was my HUH?! moment.

[Xebelan]

By the comments starting at 4:50 I think she's still possessed. It's just that the guilt over her sister was lifted by Jodie or something, that's how she was able to finally kill her.

[Tareltonlives]

Maybe Satan waited until she was naked, just to freak out ZAH!boy

[KDlala]

"Our next pause is gonna be THIS BIG."

[jeffeastwood15]

"Now she's Melissa 'No Shed' Strickland."

[ngobleus]

"I should say goodbye to the fish, I suppose..."

"My fish moved and didn't leave a forwarding address."

"Oh my God..." "I've become Sigourney Weaver!"

[bbqplatypus318]

"Our next pause is gonna be THIS big!"

"Could you drop me off at Tanglewood? I'm conducting Mahler's Tenth this weekend..."

Nice bookend to the Herbert Von Karajan quip.

He DOES look a heck of a lot like him.

"Ahh... Fritz Kreiszler used to wear a striped shirt like that..."

(Mike's a classical music/high-end stereo nut)