.Dolphins get a lot of good publicity for the drowning swimmers they push back to shore, but what you don’t hear about is the many people they push farther out to sea! Dolphins aren’t smart. They just like pushing things.-Dwight Shcrute Assistant to the Regional Manager
What about "Murder, not Muckduck"
St33zYGh0sT 2 days ago
Press 7 to learn your way around Canada (via Dwight Schrute).
FR0ZENP0NDproduction 2 days ago
"I don’t believe you, continue."
teawithprince 2 weeks ago
he looks like a color blind KKK grand wizard lol
zyzor 1 month ago
1:25 I can make a pencil disapp--*elevator door closes and opens*
disappear.
sentidocomunve 1 month ago
don't be an idiot. changed my life.
20SpiderPig10 1 month ago
Also how the hell do I not remember the Canadian territories rant?
OO good ol' google! Its in the extra scenes in the last disc of season 6.
RangerBandit77 1 month ago
HOW DO YOU CUT OUT:
"Use the surge of fear and adrenaline to sharpen your decision making!"
RangerBandit77 1 month ago
Follow me, Dwight Shrute, on twitter. @DwightKShrute_
JG0RDON24 1 month ago
I am faster than 80% of snakes.
MicahMcP25 1 month ago
i was a sith lord and then i took and arrow to the knee.
LiLxCuDi 1 month ago
@LiLxCuDi i made arrow to the knee jokes, then i took a vagina to the penis
FTBLewyyC 1 month ago
He would make for a good joker in batman!
Mikeandrew28 1 month ago
Dwight is hilarious. XD And it's so funny that Jim has complete control over him.
8Sockhead8 1 month ago
haha i love this guy allways makes me luagh
Badassalex6 2 months ago
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AMinorQuartet 2 months ago
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FALSE. i do not miss him
PEACEFTFW 3 months ago
I live in Saskatoon, Canada. This makes me proud.
ShuklaInToonTown 3 months ago
@ShuklaInToonTown I also live in Saskatoon, Canada. You probably know me.
ZizzleCertified 2 months ago
.Dolphins get a lot of good publicity for the drowning swimmers they push back to shore, but what you don’t hear about is the many people they push farther out to sea! Dolphins aren’t smart. They just like pushing things.-Dwight Shcrute Assistant to the Regional Manager
deathstalk666 4 months ago
he is perfect at joker
celticsbeast1 4 months ago
awesome!
eburt6 4 months ago
Dwight is the funniest freak lol
hyun0046 4 months ago 14
I love dwight to much! he's so friggin amazing!!
PastaForPookey 5 months ago
I'm a sith lord XD
cassiex0x92 6 months ago 10
dwight is so odd! lol.
AMinorQuartet 7 months ago