Margaret Cho - Assassin Part 6/8

[Lightcaster123]

I'm epileptic... Damn.

[Adski92]

"Fuck it, if you're here, you KNOW who Jeff Stryker is."

[mattybock]

after listening to that joke, I watched jeff stryker. He is more manly than any straight man who has ever been born.

[smek2]

She's great. Can't believe this is the first time i see her.

[ABowlOfNasiPadang]

"Not good if you're an epileptic."

[SethBlizzard]

"It's so messy. You have to clean up some time!" Wow, in some ways all mothers, even Margaret's, are exactly the same.

[orick411]

Anyone else think she sounds like Miss Swan? When she is trying to sound like her mother.

[secritkid99]

so you can attatch it to any LINT FREE surfice... like your car ;)

[Kuriyama]

LOL she does the old Korean accent spot on. LOL my friend's grandma totally talks to me like that!

[cbmr49]

LOL at her Korean-English accent imitation! So good! XD

[steamingleo]

Sorry for my ignorance but what is "the square footage?"

[mokshalovely]

@steamingleo it's a play on words, meaning both her... ahem... lady parts... and the area of her flat. :)

[AnnaMaeHare]

@steamingleo she is refering to how big the dildo is compared with where she wishes to put it...in her body...

[12345deviant]

lol luv how real she is

[hearttopmodel05]

Martha Stewart went to jail for being a bitch.

Lol actually, she went to jail for stock market fraud.

Hahaha love ya, Margaret:)

[delanebe]

"I'm not a quitter" LOLOLOL

[kahrawLEEnah]

I wish there were people like her in Europe, especially eastern.

[Masterkavi]

The only fellow I know who's gay hates my guts. And I must say I hate him too. I need to meet a few more gay people, I think...

[Kitteepaws90]

@Masterkavi UO.o> I don't think someone's sexuality has any relevance to you hating them personally, lol.....

[Masterkavi]

@Kitteepaws90 I dunno. It seems each sexuality has a at least somewhat different view on many things, thus affecting their personality. So theoretically, someones sexuality could make you dislike them in some cases. Not saying this is the case with me, but hey.

[Kitteepaws90]

@Masterkavi Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....

<.<U

[mabeka84]

beautiful people are more scared that they might be stupid...Margaret Cho

[awesomebek]

Margaret Cho is so ADORABLE!! And so funny!!!

[MayaTisay]

Brett Everett baby!!! wohoo!

[NathanJesseMcCarthy]

when she does her mothers voice is the highlight of the show.. its SOO funny LOL anything she says makes me actualy laugh out loud x

[boofdahpoo]

@masercot--well, her mother made *Margaret* (with her dad), so by extension, she *did* contribute to hthe career part by giving us the wonderful woman named Margaret. :)

[fova5]

@kokovids thank you :P

[fova5]

what is she saying when she's talking about the jewelry? "go down four 'scares'"?

[kokovids]

@fova5 she's making fun of the way her mom says "squares", the squares of the quilt she's referring to.

[hellbent18]

@fova5 squares,

[masercot]

"Our career" is right. Her mother made her career!

[mocha930]

I found Margaret Cho through a friend. We are studying abroad in Korea right now and it just makes her mom's accent that much funnier! I love her mother! and Margaret of course!

[MayaTisay]

Brett Everet!!!! Now that's a good gay porn star!

[matboy891]

@MayaTisay eye agree. =)

[networkse7en]

hahha im not a quitter

[AsheeshAnand]

She's made me a fan of her mother's as well. Her mother's right to say 'our' career. I wish I could meet her mum.

[babbelbubbla]

Sorry to give you negative feedback, but at the end of part 4 and 5 of these videos the ending have no sound, like a minute before the video ends...=/

could you fix that vamripire?(She is super funny huge fan of Cho)

[deeptracy23]

oh she's korean. i love kimchi and new wave korean cinema.

[turtlegosling]

I love her mom astral projecting. "I fly eeeeeeeeeeverywhere"

[kcrozby2]

"Open pocket very carefully as not to detonate bomb hidden underneath bed. If you are still alive..."

LOL

[yupper99]

comfortable cruising altitude...lol

[DesignerOfCheese]

ahahaha she sounds exactly like my viola teacher when she does the accent thing... genius!

<3 her

[ShaNaaNaay]

...but im not a quitter!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! lol

[RosesAreRed236]

I love Mommy Cho skits! =p

[Zakndrin]

As much as I may agree with Cho most of the time, she's incredibly wrong on the topic of Martha Stewart. Stewart was sent to prison because she was basically a thief, not because she's a wealthy twat.

[Bostonclubkid]

Agreed. That Martha is a bitch is incidental. She went to jail for breaking the law.

[DontTouchMyTea]

That's true, but there's so many rich thieving men out there who do not go to prison, so it must have somthing to do with her being a wealthy twat, not a wealthy dick.

[HOLYpinkGRASSHOPPER]

lol wow, you got a bunch a thumbs down, it hides your comment from ppl

[Markarse16]

"I have a dick tooth!" HA HA HA HA HA! LMAO!

[Nick7nick]

"and so do you."

[ErnestMenville]

haha!carefully as not to denotate the bomb...i cant stop laughning..seriously

[boyonederz]

never

[CosmicNoodleDancer]

"She grew up in the Korean war, so she CAN HIDE SHIT!" hahaha, that was amazing.

Oh, and I have the Jeff stryker dildo, too. It's one of my favorites, after the Rafael Carreras one.

[gaylolful]

@CosmicNoodleDancer Where can I purchase this? LOL

[satouame]

She is so good at her impersonations. Haha. She sounds just like some of my aunties.

[ACTORnSCREENWRITER]

i didn't know Jeff Stryker was a GAY porn star, i thought he was straight, he was in a Italian zombie movie

and he opened up his own Karate dojo

[gayboi2121]

haha r u jokeing

[ACTORnSCREENWRITER]

No, seriously I saw him on this show on Fox a few years back called

""Celibrity Justice""

lol, ironic huh?

[gayboi2121]

lol yeah

[crosseyed55]

she must have got it easy in school if she were to be absent, and the school would b like, "we need a parent to call in sick 4 u".... or work.

[bonnie321]

she really does a very accurate Korean accent lol

[zander8605]

It helps that she's Korean :-P

[hilarytransvestite]

but im not a quitter

lol

[brianandrewspoelhof]

DUDE!!! William Hung! man...when he came out, I fricken got called that ALL the time in chorus...even though I look NOTHING like him...lol

[bmcguire80]

I didn't know who Jeff Striker was. Believe it or not Margaret, you have a straight male fan in Nebraska.

[samanthasolkova]

lol, she tells you who he is. Even if your straight, you might get the gay jokes :P

[megasept]

Jeff Stryker won a lawsuit over a mass-produced dildo "likeness" that didn't pay him required royalties. Happy to share that kind of essential info with you. ;-P

[brandonsayshella]

Well, obviously, if others are laughing, it is :]

[HyugaHinatafan810417]

Don't forget the people who are watching this at home laughs too!! :D

[brandonsayshella]

Exactly.

[mrobertb]

"I don't have the square footage, but I am not a quitter!" You go girl!

[sukiepoekie]

@mrobertb i dont really get that one

i`m from from holland so.... did i miss something?

[gaylolful]

@sukiepoekie LOL she was saying the dildo was too big and it wouldn't fit inside... XD

[cozmocon]

margaret Cho is hilarious I love how she imitates her mom carfully open pouch so as to not detonate bomb and if you still alive you find key now back up 4 steps and you hit cabinet it is locked hey in hand will unlovk that cabinet and inside you will find...further instructuions

[brianandrewspoelhof]

I thikn every Asian-America child does that well..haha...I do it ALL the time!

[ILIKEANIME117]

astral projection aaaaaahahahahaaa!!!!

[EerieIndiana]

<3 <3 <3

[aslanforever]

MOMMY SKITS ROCK!!!

[kuroi44]

The mommy skit and the astral projection had me dying!