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  • And that's why you don't invent a game involving romance.

  • What is it with asians and paedophilia? seriously all the mmos, animes I see it's always some 8 year old looking girl but with big breasts.

  • Exactly how i feel about Garrus Vakarian <3

  • XD!! (bangs head on table) Holy shit! Someone married a pillow. XD

  • What the... I have lost faith in humanity xD.

  • okay... this guy is better than the korean boy who married a pillow..... at least this guy only buy food for himself.... but that korean boy... makes me embarrassed to be a korean...

  • @rockienhopper :

    Actually that anime pillow also produced in japan, and some japanese middle-aged man also married to that kind of pillow.

    Geeez ... Do they have sex with that pillow ? Eeeewww...

  • he has to be divorce by now!

  • What sucks is that you can't make your two characters marry in the game itself. Anyways, I don't get how this guy can play the game that long, its not even the best dating sim out there. Must be the Love Plus Mode, where the girls respond to what you say. Even then, the list of applicable questions and responds have limits. Maybe Konami will work on greatly expanding this mode.

    What's the deal with Nene? Its always Nene. Her personality is not even all that different from the other girls.

  • I completely understand this guy. I've been in love with Coco Bandicoot for several years now. My friends say I'm crazy. Well, when you're in love, you're in love.

  • Only in Japan.

  • ._.

  • Hey @1:35, Zero Mission!

  • This guy has no life

  • Being asian he can probably fit it in there somewhere.

  • Feel sad for this dude.. *sigh*

  • 1:41 i know that anime at the bottom right corner bakamonogatari =D

  • 2:16 her face: mother of god....

  • Two words : Forever Alone

  • i wonder what he would do if the ds goes out of buttery... o.0

  • Blah! I married my PS3, cheated on it, ran off with my Wii, I dumped her, raped an old Gameboy, and I'm currently dating a lovely PC I meet on eHarmony.com~

  • @UnreachableCloud I hear macs are much spunkier

  • @UnreachableCloud So your first date with PC was at an internet cafe? I'm jealous.

  • can the love plus character have sex?like any other hentai games?

  • @zackrosario Nope, so we cheat on them with our pcs.

  • @zackrosario Its a shame they can't. I wouldn't be surprise if some people are trying to mod it into the game though. Its really hard to do so I wouldn't expect anything out of it, shame.

  • bet he diss off his ds version of the game for the 3ds version

  • dammm thastts just sad...where is he gonna put his penis in?...inside the game slot?

  • @amaurilol2 its probably small enough for the mic hole

  • @samus179 lolololololololol

  • I think a lot of men have a misconception of women. Although many women are mean and not so kind, there are always exceptions: women who are nice, intelligent, and caring for the one they love. A lot of people give up, but they shouldn't because if a good woman is there, then there is no reason to give up. It means you haven't seen the whole world yet, that's all. Please, men and women don't give up trying to find a real person. They are out there, I know it myself.

  • Indeed she's better than a human girl! I agree and strongly understand him

  • @axderaq I don't think anyone can deny that but that's not the issue here. Well, most of the people here don't really actually think about their responds, they're just going with the general reaction since it probably makes them feel better about themselves. Everyone can use a little confidence boost.

  • @TheGreatCandyman I'm certainly not that type of person;but believe what you may!

    You don't know me at all; and honestly I see confidence just as blindness (when it's too high);conversely I'm not really interested in human girls (or guys btw, or animals);and understanding how 'perfect' his manga is for him, and knowing everyone had at least 1ce a fav cartoon character,I commentedbut I guess you saw it as a chance to attempt degrading me, cheers and hats off to you sapient one.

  • He's a real life mr bean and his teddy.

  • somebody pls delete his saved game.

  • Gentleman boob toch at 00:17 !

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  • once upon a time there was a boy named David when he was born he liked games he played more and more ds games so he got semi retarted and played a game called love +plus

  • I say "Bravo!" to this guy with an open mind. I've got a boyfriend, but I also have a fondness for dating sims too. I will admit I do have a copy of this game & so does my roommate, but we're both straight girls.(I have Manaka, my roommate has Rinko. Fun game, honestly!) If it weren't for having a "real life" boyfriend, this guy would be my inspiration to marry Kei Hazuki from Tokimeki Memorial! Wishful thinking for living in the USA....I can dream, can't I?! *Sighs & Swoons At Kei Hazuki*

  • at least he's a nice guy about it

  • I don´t normaly judge people, but this right here are just fuckt up to the max. This Is just like...so wrong, In so many ways. Im a gamer, computer geek and an IT guy, still I find this very disturbing :S

  • Marrying video game character: FOREVER ALONE

  • So does his dick go in the 3.5 milimeter earphone jack to please her? Jk.

  • this very disturbing o.o

  • IF THAT DSi RUNS OUT OF BATTERY IT WILL BE THE END OF ALL OF US!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOO!!!

  • the worlds biggest mystery: how does otakus mate?

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  • why do some people make fun of this guy? almost everyone else marries a fake person

  • @ogbkballa Daaaaang lol :D

  • is there an american version??????

  • unless he knows how to write his own character data, he's kinda stuck if he wants kids

  • kore wa baka desu ka?!

  • 2D>3D

  • pathetic,

  • at least he won't breed

  • What a loser!!!!!!

  • OK , I'm interested in him :3 So should I stole him from Nene .? :3

  • 1:42 Bakemonogatari

  • japanease... how suprising...

  • 00:44 (He drops the DS) Oh know ! She can't swim !!

  • i think he masterbaits with this

  • I wonder what would will he do if the game card brokes or it doesnt work anymore lol

  • ds runs out of batteries and the dudes like - NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  • wow attention seeking.

    

  • Did he fuck her yet?

  • That is so weird it is not even funny.

  • let the man live the way he wants!

  • oh shet men watsap with that?!

  • lol maybe if the battery is out he turn the game on again hes like oh babe u okay

    shes like who the fuck are u btw

    WHAT THE FUCK!

  • the fuck?..........

  • she needs more antialiasing and hi-res textures

  • @CatTitBingo Not possible, on a shitty game system like DS.

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  • really?

  • I'm sure he cleans the screen an awful lot lolz!

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  • no i don't buy her dinner what are u crazy

  • Reminds me of a downed version of Chobits. Man...

  • *Facepalm*

  • I feel I've been trolled by CNN.

  • 2:17

    That expression sums up the whole thing perfectly.

  • Those crazy Japanese

  • I love that Gotcha Force appears in this video at 1:31. Don't know what to make of the rest, but there were a few good points addressed all around.

  • Any chance of kids?

  • @kedeuger Virtual ones, lol

  • @JohnDaGamer64 All it requires is a downloadable upgrade!

  • I want this game :3

  • @MightyTallestZim82

    Who doesn't? ;D

  • @mxc555666 you stick your thing the gba cartridge

  • "Sociologists say that blurring between the virtual and the real world means less human contact"

    Lmao, they really needed a sociologist to tell you that? My 5 year old could have told you that.

  • @mxc555666 Will you fuck you real wife when she becomes old and ugly? Oh yeah, you probably will because you have no other choice.

  • DUDE this japanese guy is crazy well i have learned something today never NEVER give a Nintendo DS to a adult whit that game it can ruin you re life...litteraly

  • @mxc555666 soon theyll make an app or plugin for him or his dick.

  • ill drop his fucking ds in the water

  • Anyway, how is your sex life?

  • @mxc555666 he just rubs the screen

    THATS WAT I WOYLD DO

  • I'm proud of this guy, he has the guts to tell the world he likes an anime girl, as for me I hate real women they are such whores, they don't care for you, they only care for your money and sex, real women are like stray dogs infested with fleas and ticks, and I don't feel no love with real women, however anime girls are so cute, blissful, upbeat, cheerful, and they comfort you when you're in pain. I'm seeking an anime girl with pink hair, green eyes. But I wish this guy a happy marriage!

  • @TsukuyomiGeass Seems like guys who've watched anime for a while probably has gone though a phase like this. I've have and it was kinda scary that I felt like that but its understandable to certain guys =p

  • @debit256 fucking faggot

  • @samus179 Your already going through it as well, just look at the character you want to imaginatively fuck, samus! Lets be "faggots" together.

  • @debit256 what the hell are you talking about? the only reason i named myself samus is because i confused him with master chief.

  • @debit256 and even if i was a metroid fan, do you think naming myself something means i want to have sex with it? like if you name yourself "cats7832" does that mean you want to fuck cats?

  • @samus179 ...yes.

  • @TsukuyomiGeass sakura from naruto? lol anyway they arent real they cant care about u because they are just drawings

  • @MrTailsprower7 hmph if you have faith they will be real to you, and one similar to them will come to me, I will keep seeking an anime girl, no matter how dumb it seems.

  • @TsukuyomiGeass You're stereotyping a bit. I'm a girl and I'm not/won't be like that. Ever. But I agree with you, I'd much rather have an anime boyfriend than a real one...But since I can't exactly do that yet, I'll have to keep looking for someone real like that.

  • @TsukuyomiGeass Your right but i wouldn't compare them to stray dogs infested with fleas,that's going a bit over the top.(but not by much)

    Frankily, i understand your point of view, so much it's like i sleeptyped your comment. There have been 2 girls i've had a crush on. And that's it, besides that i don't think i've ever LOVED a real woman. I'm not saying im in love with an anime character but my point remains valid.

    Not to mention most girls go for the total Ahole who treats them badly.

  • @TsukuyomiGeass Your right but i wouldn't compare them to stray dogs infested with fleas,that's going a bit over the top.(but not by much)

    Frankily, i understand your point of view, so much it's like i sleeptyped your comment. There have been 2 girls i've had a crush on. And that's it, besides that i don't think i've ever LOVED a real woman. I'm not saying im in love with an anime character but my point remains valid.

  • @TsukuyomiGeass (Sorry ran out of space)Also, most women go for the total assholes is what i've noticed. (Don't you fuckers dare tell me it's not true,your probably one of the assholes women go for)

    If i had a nickel for everytime i heard a female friend of mine/random girl say how her boyfriend is an asshole or that he cheated on her. I'd be fucking loaded right now.

    But that's life dude. I prefer jacking off to anime (perfect) girls than getting herpes from one of those stray dogs.

  • @silverdragon122 yep one day, you will get your anime girl, just have faith, I'm actually waiting for mines right now, sigh. But we will soon find our dream girl, these girls are just scumbags.

  • @mxc555666 using bare hand LOL

  • It freakin Japan! It Japanese leave them alone.

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  • why I can not buy this game in germany T_T

  • lol real life keima.

  • i don't know why, but i favorated this.....

  • it's kemia

  • This was a publicity stunt wasn't it?

  • huh...HUH?!

  • thats because he cant get a human girl......

  • O_o what the?

  • wow unbelievable. but i wonder, just like a lot of ppl did, how could he sasifty his sexual desires with a d.s.? lol and this guy is really cute, that video game character must be lucky to have him :p and what would happen if the battery dies during the resturant without charger., he'll be in a real panic.

  • @get right back up ikr

    @ Latinlover I wish there's barely any there and even less ht aren't takin

  • So does this mean there are plenty of japanese women without a man?

  • Yo what game is that!?

  • I can just imagine what happens when the battery dies.

    "NOOOO F*CK I WILL SAVE YOU!!!" -plugs in charger-

    "It's okay...you're okay...don't scare me like that baby"

    i wonder how "it" happens??

  • @GetRightBackUp Simply ''it'' doesn't happen.

  • @outo1235 thats disturbing and depressing he'll be a virgin forever??

  • @GetRightBackUp he wont be virgin forever you dumbass

  • @outo1235 Why are you gonna rape him?

  • Well he does have a point. Real women can get as bitchy as it gets.

  • @ManOfDeath567 and men are disgusting asswholes.

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  • hw the fuck does the voice actor feel better yet what the fuck would happen if he came across a nene cosplayer???? O.o

  • This is the funniest thing I have ever seen, should have got my dad one when me mum left.

  • What happens if his saved game gets deleted?

  • mate, your wife is having an affair with my little brother :o

  • Plz like this have psychological issues, this is obvious and not the first, but im pretty sure taht some neuro reaction towards games and women in one has led to this really REALLY weird even

  • When he demands sex, he would plug in a USB cable from his head into that nintendo DS, then he will have sex just by closing his eyes.

  • 2:03 Monster Hunter! o.o ....-.- ima nerd...

  • I gotta watch Chobits again...

  • flippin hell now i know why theres a big huff buff about kids playing too much video games.

  • LOL, was that Phantasy Star Portable? xD'

  • son, i am disappoint.

  • @mxc555666 Through a special-ordered DS peripheral device :D

  • Sighs..this man has never laid hands on a woman >_>

  • damn! look at them pixels

  • What were to happen if the game breaks? XD I'd love to see the reaction on the guy's face if that happens

  • how is she going cook him dinner?

  • Oh god, Japan. Don't EVER change. XD

    In all seriousness, this really shouldn't be such a big fuss. Everyone's reaction is like "WHAT A WEIRDO" and "LOLOL WHAT A LOSER HE SHOULD GET A REAL GIRLFRIEND." Real women are scary. He knows this, so, why not? What harm would this do to anyone? Some people should lighten up. Srsly. I respect this man for having guts enough to do this.

  • @DawnOfStefan

    There IS no harm done to anyone, but anyone doing this would leave a thought to everyone that sees him: "He is Insane", "He is not at his right mind" etc ridicules we know of. You know this, and you've thought of this too because after all, we are just humans and are born imperfect.

    Its just that we vary on opinions. For me, I think that he is weak at heart because that action verifies the fact that he had given up on getting real girls already.

  • @sasarai95 I agree, completely. Maybe, I'm just used to being surrounded by people who don't accept anybody/anything for what they are... He may be insane, he may not be, but he's going for what his heart desires, so...  I'd say some people should leave the dude alone. Like you said, everyone doesn't have the same perceptions, though. Oh, well. :p

  • She's so going to have an affair with the 3DS.

  • OMFG!!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!! LOLZ, = =

  • if i ever meet this guy im gonna take that ds outta his hand break it in half take the game out and break that to lol but he'd prob say oomfg just kill me now "PLEASEE" 

  • @charlieccc15 ur heartless mate im mean i agree this is pretty stupid but damn thats deep and heartless

  • Wonder what'll happen when his DS breaks 0.0

  • @Thaton1kid Modern Warfare is better =)

  • 0:56

    Oh my god he's into furries too

  • i won that game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­11

  • i wonder what happens if the data gets erased?

  • @smashbro47 then hide his ds.wonder what will he do xD

  • @zackrosario by a new one...start over

  • @smashbro47 suicide

  • @smashbro47 then he gets a game shark or whatever it is called today and cheat the gamefile back XD

  • @smashbro47 I guess it would be considered a Divorce? xD

  • I wonder what their kids will look like.. Nene is a slut though, everyone who owns the game can date her xD

  • NOT that extreme he says? D:<

    OH LAWDY.