Klaus - The First Day At Work

[DriveMyselfSane]

...what the hell

[RayneHatori]

.............HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I fucking died of laughter that is erm....very unlikely! I love you Germany.

[TheGroovyMule]

I used to be an adventurer... till I took a forklift to the torso

[Gilamath]

Is it bad that I was laughing hysterically during the entire video?

[555BaRcAbOy555]

The end of this was just mental!! I shit myself with laughter!!

[BrillWill1]

@555BaRcAbOy555  i bet no one here recognized you xD

[CluVenge]

@555BaRcAbOy555 i recognised you ! :P

[KidBajan]

Oh Germany...

[Sheeeeeenful]

does this inspired final destination

[SplitSniper7]

It's funny how the guy who was cut in half died after being sawed in half

[eerereps]

that was hilarious!!!

[supergluehotty]

If you were to combine Mortal Kombat 9 with Work safety this is the baby it would produce.

[treehugger925]

what the fuck germany...

[Lunarmoon67]

This is sooooo friggin funny! At least now phil knows what kind of people watch his show! :3 creeper..

[odabi13]

like the guy cut in half wouldn't already be dead lol

[theKrishnaCpatel]

ROFL ROFL ROFL XD , OMG THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY , AND THEN THEY RIDE OF INTO THE SUNSET CLASSIC !!!

[MsFrenchkiwi]

Now that's what I call a bad first day of work!

[MasteratArms15490]

The German version of Final Destination!

[TheGrahaminhammer]

At first I thought this might be a preview for Final Destination 6.

[Sammyonthelammy]

lol, LOVE it! Work safety vids suck ass! (most of the time)

[thejerrymobile]

Just think; if these videos were never made, this kind of thing could happen every day at your place of work... I wonder what their film on safe lifting practices looks like...

[signaturefro]

This is like the oldest fucking video ever..

[fschm91]

Hahahahahhahhahahhahhahahhahha­hahhahhaahhahhahaahhahhahahhah­hahahhahhahahhahhahahh..... This was cool!!

[aBRIGHTstarr]

He had the SHITTEST day at work...

[sleepybrownc]

hot women will cause man to destroy the world, 1 german at a time, lol

[DieUScums]

WTF??

[penfoldrulzDM]

LOL...U MAD BRO?

[InfindecimalSlice]

Thumbs up if you watched this video like 10 years ago..

[tomwestman1]

why does he still work there

[FireStormBravo]

Them Germans...gotta love em XD

[GZxModzz]

Not that bad. With a little looking around the net you can find real workplace accidents where people fall into meat grinders, or have nails shot into their head. I believe there's even a video of a mexican cartel chainsaw beheading. Not bad at all.

[0alynicole0]

Hahaha! 

[KendellPedro]

this is better than final destination

[thoughtvideos]

I am from Canada and they showed this to us in woodshop class hahaha!

[paramoreguate]

Final Destination

[JLXtreme77]

Look at all this hardcore pixelated violence!

[Jelter95]

home alone to the max right there

[kattranger]

where can i apply for a job there?? :P

[LPSwimmer2011]

Wait, so this WASN'T a cheasy German horror movie made in the 1970's? This is an actual safety video?

[ofirharlev]

do u guys really think it'd for real?

[UnknownMugiwara]

Thank God! Kevin you made it sound like this were going to be a 18+ video! :D

[MusicFreak6893]

that is HILARIOUS! omg! how did it saw the top half of his body in half? furthermore why was he still alive!? and the delayed blood spatter? priceless! XD

[Lillajohan123]

HE STOLE THE TRUCK AND 2 EMPLOYEES! HES SO FIRED! :O

[hAppyfAce1792]

omg i cant stop laughing :,D

[MrXIV1]

FATALITY....!!! 

[JizzMilk]

1:28 MOST EPIC STARE OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!

[onLYbyMoon]

thanks for adding the captions

I'm commenting after liking the vid, just for the captions =]

[cobra0528]

I think they're gonna be okay.

[Maxi3110]

im german but wtf man

[cptkyron]

loved the "wait for it..."

[Merjia]

Hahahahaha, this is fucking awesome. XD XD XD

[Lalalalalaness]

wtf did i just watch

[Ickyarkman]

this is so old lol



[captBLOTTO]

I rmeber watching this on my 56k modem. oooooold

[Busguy]

Everything that ensued after not following rule 4 was hilarious...

[IDshamsi]

is this SAW THE NEW ONE!!!!!

[91Indrek]

OMG! We saw this one in school. It was just for lol's tho, you just can not take this srsly.

[noubani2]

...and they drive off into the sunset...Happily Ever After.

[ukissisb2st]

1:28 DERP

[MrPapaya2000]

What is this,Final Destination ??

[ohxromance]

What the FUCK

[Ravenclawfire]

i use to watch these animated safety videos in tech classes and they always showed this one because everything like flew into the person and gouged thema nd stuff and it was just jokes

[DemonBankai]

lol i saw this years ago

[keisi2009]

what. the. fuck.

[PartridgeNick]

simply amazing

[BenBaBenJones]

I love that guys look after he cuts that guy in half with the sheet of metal. its like "damn it. thats the third time this week" =P

[kAVklboy]

reminded me of final destination

[Armedias]

Thanks for the lolz

[TheConradH]

OMG my woodshop teacher shows us this every year!

[xaustinx15]

Ha. Now I want to see a German laboratory safety video.

[costinionita]

Poor guy, must have had the day of his LIFE...

I wonder what he does to his wife...

[Kyuubiawsome]

i wonder how many time this had to happen before they made a video about it xDDD

[tutuChan17]

LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL

[Blackautumnx94]

he got fired right...

[LiaBSakura]

what the fuck, what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck?!?

[TrindeLLIan]

tooo funny!

[Imortal122]

Happy tree friends irl

[purpleLPfreak]

hahaha, I love that they drive off into the sunset!

[Raskar485]

BEST UTUBE VID EVER!

[DeeCboy6860]

did these guys write the script to final destination and saw or something?

[kingsmileyz]

=-O

[ThexHauntedx]

Final destination 6 ?

[IntensityEmpire]

i just laughed the hole way throught this :)

[upshift123]

Lol they showed this in training for the warehouse I work at

[BKMarcelus88]

its lovely how they ride off into the sunset

[Excelion333]

Is it wrong that I can't stop laughing?

[77XBlade]

@Excelion333 no

[MikkelKuckelhahn]

My german teacher showed me this xD

[JONNYELVIS7]

Klauss you cunt.

[xBerceuseX]

Lol at that look at 1:32. It's like he's thinking "Not again!!"

[JDakarai23]

How is he still allowed to keep working there.

[cheesenip369]

this happens to me every day

[MysticGolbute]

Final destination didn't invent anything after all

[thatweirdchild100]

well.....that guy seemed nice

[DjMigz]

lool

[MrMonsterinmypants]

i smell a new myth busters episode

[LAsWeirdest]

...the fuck...So uh...do you guys want to make the sex ed videos? We're hiring...oh shit im emotionally scarred until the weekend...

[BirthofDarkness]

Omg my best friends boyfriend told me about this, apparently they showed this to him at work. Germany is super weird, but we love it here.

[alittleolder]

usually they cut out stuff like that in german versions of movies..

[TheTedwms83]

it would be a grrrrate splatter movie mmmm name, The killer Klaus, Klaus MDK, The killings of Klaus, hahahahahah i cdont know what else anyother names

[ryudragon7]

I lost it after 1:08 that's so fake it's hilarious.

[papasparks2009]

This is why Germans should not operate forklifts..

[MrBojthehobo]

this could be a great splatter movie!!!!

[nakietajans]

wtf

[GhettoProductions07]

1000 ways to die! haha

[shezario]

My grand dad used to teach Forklift driving school in Germany.

He showed this to all his new students even though his boss didn't care for it much xD

[RubenDelight]

I think I've literally seen this before the internet :P

[alexkane07]

1:26 O_O

[geekyvince]

Is it bad that I was laughing through most of this?

[visitor44534]

oh come on kevin, this isnt even that bad. with that shitty res, u could barely even tell those were humans

[SpenceIsAChef]

Better than Shark Night 3D

[0MITTED]

D:

[junglemastah]

i love the internet

life sometimes sucks, but the internet is always great lol



[rwest0]

That was better than most recent American horror movies.

[ternvall]

soo thats why he was made a fish by the cia

[rmossutube]

at least that Klaus is dead now

[yakmmosmacktalk]

LMAO, nice!

[Arcadiah]

that has got to be the best acting I have ever witnessed. somebody give those guys Oscars.

[iamdrewi]

0:10

[Valhalla8243]

moral of the story....... women should not be in the workplace

[TheHolyMongolEmpire]

I wish American safety videos were like this lol

[Frankelbonito]

Lmfao wtf

[ShyleighRain]

this is some final destination shit

[Scaredmushrooms]

This guy is murdering everyone at this place.

[inflamesfan03091993]

YES! I'VE SAW THIS VIDEO YEARS AGO, BUT COULD NEVER FIND IT! YEEESSS!!!

[Aportengineer]

How in hell do they make such great cars if they keep killing each other.

[Aportengineer]

How is this guy still working there he only killed 2 plp and cut off 2 hands. Oh wait the last one he killed everyone else. They have to keep him on staff.

[LittleMissKristie22]

lol dad had to watch this to learn how to drive one of these and this was the safety part ahahahah lol and we r English lol so not sure how this helped him out

[Archy506]

can someone fire that guy already? fucking hell

[KatieCrossbones]

0_0

[MERULZ69]

This isn't real btw, it's a great example of German humour

[ChristheSuperDude]

1:38 onwards is just pure carnage.

[TheFallOutBoyxD]

Klaus Klaus Klaus tut tut

[timskeezy07]

"Have a great first day at work & welcome to OBI."

[desthmasta]

Because everyone carries chainsaws in a warehouse...

[PointBlanc54]

I was literally laughing the whole time from the knife in the guy's head

[westwood500]

1:40 EXTREMELY UNLIKELY SITUATION.

[UberLeet69]

Final Destination, German Holocaust.

[Smarterthandumber]

This totally made my morning! :D

[Ed2yewtube]

you know youre having a bad day when you get cut in half, twice...

[michaelneedsthis]

was i the only one laughing my ass off ?

[michelle0704]

Poor Klaus...killed everyone and its only his first day!

[broskies1]

@michelle0704 AHHAHAHAHHAHAHA this should be top comment ! Made my day :D

[heyyoucharlie]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[scottnicholsaz]

scenes from Saw 7

[ZwieZillmann]

Hi, I'm from Germany and i already knew this video.It is at least 25 years old. actually it's forbidden to show here today, but inofficially some teachers still show it for a good laugh and to make their pupils watch out for safety and it always works ( at least the laughing part) :D

[anitasassassine]

@ZwieZillmann Forbidden? You sure? Like in, forbidden to show in class? I don't know about that, but I'd certainly consider it to be in bad taste. I just don't see how this is funny. :/ Rather disgusting and gory.

[Sporepage]

This is the funniest video I have seen in a while

[themegaloft]

Ah, monday

[waspjerk1]

Final Destination: Germany

[12trouble123]

Klaus was the Last Man Standing!

[GadgetsNGear]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[xhectichectorx]

What The Fuck German Safety Type People...

[kballinas]

shouldn't rule 2 be "keep your hard hat on"?

[trock30000]

Is that an average day at work cause if so we can only imagaine a bad day

[jeffTHEbeastlyCHEF]

Ummm fire the guy working the forklift? Problem solved

[azezalo1]

ahaha! i watch this as comedy

[guitarXfreak0]

Damn it Klaus be more careful :3

[CatsealL]

God damn it Klaus.

[SSconeman]

hows that guy not fired?

[Podimann]

Oh yeah those videos are great. I'm from Germany and during an internship I saw another work safety video for electricians with the apprentices there. We laughed our asses of^^

If you want a good laugh search for "Elektriker Horst" on Youtube.

[alexh4h4]

this video was informative and also..... HILARIOUS!!

[brandavies]

This is actually the proof of concept for the Final Destination series.

[cookieparadise978]

O.O wow this should be shown to all the people that work forklifts...dangerous things...love this though i was about to laugh but then i was too busy being wide-eyed

[HighStyleHD]

Was i the only one laughing the whole time?

[MrTDempster]

final destination 6: welcome to germany

[thomasjn15]

Klaus had a rough day

[rejects888]

This is how long final destination movies should be

[dfapetrie]

im moving to germany tommorow

[brianlove993]

What a coincidence, this happened at work just last week.

[anathilm]

the dude was already cut in half overkill