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  • Why am I laughing so hard?

  • You watch out for Morningmayan. If you where to do this to her, she will have her gang sue you!

  • so everytime my dad farts, i'll shout "FUCK YOU RICK PERRY YOU FILTHY CUNT!" XD

  • @TheBlkmage211 Cunts don't fart, though. They queef.

  • @petercoffin haha, makes sense to me! XD

  • Anyone here get a assignment on Rick Perry from school in world studies??

  • You know, his speech is under copyrights, you shouldn't re upload it, or at least, change it a litle

  • @Viguene I know it is hard to tell, but that is actually a giant ass IN PLACE of Rick Perry's face. I had to watch it a few times myself.

  • @nationofjoe You sure? I mean, yeah but, he could modifie his voice or change the speech, but its all the same as the original video o_O

  • Ha! Ha! This is great!

  • When I first read the title, I thought it was "Perry Gripp is an Ass"...

    I was like, WHAT DID THE BABY MONKEY DO THIS TIME?

  • Hey Pete, kids can celebrate Christmas openly, but not in school, or in public. Also, companies cannot mention Christmas or Hanukkah. Only Kwanzaa.

  • Ron Paul FTW!

  • what an ass hole.. THUMBZzz UP IF YOUZzz AGREEZzz?

  • this version is so much better

  • Ben Affleck?

  • more like Peter Coffin is a ASS

  • @PETEnKALEBvids did you read the title?

  • @PETEnKALEBvids ikr. With his made up girlfriend, lol

  • @PETEnKALEBvids

    so im assuming your a rick perry fan boy?

  • lol

    

  • I find this hilarious. Problem being he is from my school......im so lonely out here D: lul.

  • XD nice one man

  • Lol

  • Okay why are we speaking of homosexuals and AIDS.?

  • Is there a difference between this and the original? if so,

    I can't find it.

  • CAN'T BREATH!!!

    CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!

  • No wonder, since so much shit comes out of his mouth.

  • I didn't know who Rick Perry was until this video!

  • OMG this is such a touching speech

  • Best EverXD

  • Buttfucking sodomizing queers, fuck off , ( but not in my company)

  • Yeah, fags are discriminated against as they should be. I will NOT hire a known queer to my company if I know he is gay or her..Sorry , u just represent a certain goofy mindset that we do not need. Kudos Rick Perry, enough immorality shit .

  • @TomLandryHwy So, you would rather hire a heterosexual person who is less skilled than a homosexual with more skill just because of their sexuality? Ad hominem: this is the reason the US government and economy are in the shitter. Pure stupidity and ignorance.

  • @ComedyNurd Yes, i would. Homosexuals are the reason for AIDS . that is a much bigger shitter than economic problems. and the world is not that much in the shitter.

  • @TomLandryHwy Homosexuals would not have been able to cause AIDS if heterosexuals hadn't given birth to homosexual babies. And heterosexuals who do have AIDS keep spreading AIDS to other heterosexuals.

    Even if you did want to subscribe to that AIDS bullshit, you'd have to persecute everyone except those who don't have sex at all.

  • @Ingmatter Gay men perpetuated the AIDS virus. It came from the gay community, and then the slime decided to switch hit and that is how it left the gay community.

  • @Ingmatter So u admit that homosexual behavior doeth perpetuate the AIDS virus and is the main culprit..Your theory is like blaming the Dinosaurs for going extinct and allowing the rise of mammals..Queer is not cool and is a bilogical abomination. And they will not work for my company. My PREFERENCE is supreme, because I can enforce it and it does favor others as well.

  • @TomLandryHwy I did not admit that it perpetuates the AIDS virus. The fact that your whole argument revolves around one particular virus seems rather pointless. If it was just homosexuals perpetuating STD's then only homosexuals would have them, but there are plenty heterosexuals (probably many more than homosexuals) who perpetuate all kinds of STD's, and there are plenty of people with these diseases who can live their lives with relatively few problems. Its your preference, but its stupid.

  • @Ingmatter We are not talking about STD you #^&$^!! T hey live lives on the backs of tax payers and insurance companies who have to raise their rates.

    You can't qualify anybody as stupid with your partial point of view and statements ."there are plenty of people with these diseases who can live their lives with relatively few problems.. You mean few problems for them, but the burden is on society , due to weak values that were embraced. Do you know strong values?

  • @Ingmatter It perpetuated the AIDS virus , or maybe you are not qualifed to speak on this issue. It spread it like a wildfire in a 60 mph wind. Don't speak on Science issue if you are not savvy.

  • @TomLandryHwy I've honestly been hoping you might cite where you get some of this information about homosexuals causing such a huge burden on society and being the cause of AIDS, because it doesn't sound scientific at all, it sounds like a homophobic asshole fresh out of the WBC.

  • @Ingmatter World Boxing Council ? I do not like,or prefer, or get along with gay men or gay women either.. You are a heterophobe and say that I must like this or that as a litmus test.

  • @TomLandryHwy Homosexuals are not the reason for AIDS (explain how homosexuals could possibly have a higher birth rate). Also, we are in an economic DEPRESSION! Yes, it's far past recession at this point. If that's not shitty enough for you, I don't know what is. It's this type of ignorance that sent the world into yet another economic depression in the first place.

  • @ComedyNurd I am making more money then I ever have oin my life, how can I view this part of my life as a derpression when I used to be poor in the earlier parts of my life. things are not that bad , ( if you are on the rightside ) and you paid attention to a whole bunch of good values and not BAD values.. It all comes down to values which determine choices. I chose wisely, did you choose poorly? Gay men perpetuated the AIDS virus. It came from the gay community.

  • @TomLandryHwy Grow the fuck up.

    You'll get nowhere in life with that attitude.

  • @xRaawwwrrrr Too late I already have done well. I have preferences and nobody will take them away. Especially the Feds.

  • I don't even know who Rick Perry is. Best youtube vid I've ever seen.

  • How is this flagged, yet the original, which promotes hate speech, is not?

  • @Charmolution Bribes, probably :/

  • @Charmolution Because everyone is fucking stupid/

  • @petercoffin As much as I agree with you and the OP of this top comment, it's because this has an ass in it... Which I don't get. I posted a video of me licking my foot as a part of an attention-seeking comedy routine I used to do and it got removed because it contained "sexual" content. Okay, YouTube. Someone has a political agenda.

  • @petercoffin And his is why us smart people need to improve the standards of the idiotic and especially since i am an Atheist, the religious and i mean super religious fanatical ones/

  • @Beastbraness I'm not religious, either.

  • @petercoffin This is the best one in my book,thanks.

  • @Beastbraness I always thought their was supposed to be a separation of church and state. this is what they always PREACH anyway.... I am so damn sick of religion and the sheep that follow. Things will begin to get better when people become accountable for their own actions and destiny rather than awaiting a 'higher' power to fix it for them... That wont be happening.

  • @Charmolution Theres nothing "hate" speech about being oppose to gays.

    We should do what Iran does to keep there gays in check... Which is hang them...

  • @Charmolution *Facepalm*

  • @Charmolution OH MY GOODNESS! BUTTOCKS! Protect the children!!!

  • it's true he really is an ass!!!

  • omg o.O

  • how touching... now if you excuse me i'll go get myself a gas mask.

  • I understood this better than the original ad.

  • @pbspecops .. u understood it better, because there was an a anus in your face and that adds value for u.. Currency that you can understand and your buddies too.

  • @TomLandryHwy then how come most of his videos are so disliked? huh? explain that.

    cant you see this man arrogance? cant you see this man has no soul? he is a f... liar and and every time he faces a tough choice he adds "America needs this and i'm for the American people." typical bush bullshit.

  • @pbspecops it is not disliked so much, only by those who have their opinions in the media..The media rules our perception of everything..The media is not going to show people who like the commercial and most people who don't like gays are not going to speak up becuase they will be labled as biggoted. We need conservatives to take over and make men pull their pants up when they walk.

  • TPS is no laughing matter! It blew Cartman's funny fuse.

  • Nobody likes Rick Perry, but why the fuck does this have 500000 views!?

  • its rick ass..ly. anyone?

  • He's probably a hidden brother of Ben Affleck.

  • Wow... So touching his message is :'D LMAO

  • I can say only LoL good job Peter :D

  • @GrapeFruit997 Thank you!

  • @petercoffin dare i ask if that is your ass

  • I feel so touched.

  • Damn, look at all those likes..... That's a lot of Democrats.

  • @Mandalore06: You don't need to be a democrat to like showing that numbskull for what he really is. I am pretty sure even the most moronic republican will disagree with him. ^_^

  • @Mandalore06

    Rick Perry is an idiot in the eyes of conservatives and liberals alike.

  • Fmao xD

  • This is just like that South Park episode, right? Lol

  • Fuck you, I'm texan.

  • lol South park

  • reminds me of south park

  • He has such powerful farts :,)

  • RON PAUL 2012!!!!!!

  • He has my vote. I think he has an honest face.

  • :DDD AMAZING

  • Fake And Gay

  • Dat face...

  • @MrFUZZYLEMON I know, the botox really did some good things there. Major improvement.

  • LOL

  • can't...stop...laughing...side­s are hurting...

  • I don't understand this Parody!

    I can not see the difference between this ass and Rick Perry!

    Great Parody!

  • Even if i agree (On some degree) with this guy, this was fucking funny. Kind of odd and scary though since i had my dick out.

  • Holy shit. He got a facelift.

  • Wwwwaaaooow...so inspiring!

  • Oh, I thought that this was going to be a parody...

  • @NoNameHasBeenFound Nah, I just re-uploaded.

  • i think southpark did an episode on this...

    

  • My Favorite Parody :)

  • @130hc Thank you!

  • it feels like i can smell the fart smell....

  • assy mcgee's arch nemesis

  • LMAOOOOOO it was better than the original message

  • Those farts are too sexy for him.

  • I stopped breathing

  • if you look really closely, you can tell it isn't real.

  • okay who put my ass on Rick Perry's face :P

  • Rick Perry doesn't like gay people, butt fuck it.

  • Willy bum bum.

  • Less offensive

  • I never realized Perry was so...anal retentive.

  • GAHHHHAHAHAHAHA!

  • he just couldnt hold it in anymore...

  • speaking from his asshole, perry is actually pretty articulate in an anal sort of way.

  • kooooooooooooooooooooool

  • seems that fart is sexy for gay people.

  • this is funny

  • I laughed so hard....

  • @khoraski By "considering the rights in question," I meant...Look, if he'd said "there's something wrong when handicapped people get closer parking and children can't openly celebrate Christmas in schools," there would be no argument Perry was implying the latter "right" was more important. I'm not sure what "openly celebrate Xmas in school" means, besides holiday socks, but I think that comes behind handicapped parking and allowing willing and able soldiers to serve their country.

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  • Assy Mcgee

  • he is ass much American ass he can be

  • Ron Paul

  • @XxGavinRMxX nope rick perry

  • Did Biff Tannen make this video?

  • Never.

    Has a great ass American.

    Let rip a speech.

    So potent and relevant in today's society.

    Thank You, Butt Perry.

  • I found funny that some americans think the word liberal has a bad meaning...

  • No, i see alot of holiday sales, not chhristmas sales

    Hatemail ill be waiting....

  • omg i cant stop laughing!!!!

  • Now thats a candidate I can get behind!

  • @HatersGonnaHate6 are you morally handicapped, i hate the guy but your language is child like you SOB

  • @ALANLEEY what? Do you not realize that's a joke...?

  • No goverment should rely their politics on religions. Religion formed alot of our morale, and rules trough time. But this is year 2012. Religion and politics should be separated 110% away from each other. Cultures are fighting each other everyday. People are killing each other in the name of a god among several thousands. If this guy manages to get influence... What the hell is happening then? one of the biggest superpowers in the world, and pricks like this can do commercials like this? tragic

  • Homosexuals make up less than 4% of the population .

    "The rate of homosexual versus heterosexual child sexual abuse is staggering," "Abel’s data of 150.2 boys abused per male homosexual offender finds no equal (yet) in heterosexual violations of 19.8 girls."

    Families and Friends of Lesbians and Gays, counters that federal crime data refute claims

  • that homosexuals molest children at higher rates than heterosexuals.

    "According to data from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), this claim is false,".

    In terms of numbers of children abused per offender, homosexuals abuse with far greater frequency; and boys, research shows, are the much-preferred target.

    Authorities say evidence examined disproves the assertion that child molestation is more prevalent among heterosexuals.

  • @united101usa, I don't think your assessment is correct. I have found statistics that are quite contrary to that. Furthermore I know A LOT of gay people and not a single one of them has ever abused kids. I guess I can't know for sure, but that argument can be applied to anyone. The problem with your argument is that if someone abuses a boy and is a man, that-by your definition-makes them a homosexual. Which isn't necessarily true, even if certain legalities say it is.

  • · The Journal of Sex and Marital Therapy published a study on the same topic, which discussed "the proportional prevalence of heterosexual and homosexual pedophilia."[29] The study commented on a study that found that "the percentage of the homosexual pedophiles would be 45.8." Even adjusted downward for exhibitionists, "this would still indicate a much higher percentage (34 percent) of homosexuals among pedophiles than among men who prefer physically mature partners.

  • A male "homosexual pedophile," then, is defined as someone who is generally (but not exclusively, see below) sexually attracted to boys, while a female "homosexual pedophile" is sexually attracted to girls.[25]

    · A study of child molesters in Behavior Research and Therapy found that "a homosexual and a heterosexual subgroup can be delineated among these offenders."[28]

  • The fact is, however, that the terms "homosexual" and "pedophile" are not mutually exclusive: they describe two intersecting types of sexual attraction. Webster's Dictionary defines "homosexual" as someone who is sexually attracted to persons of the same sex. "Pedophile" is defined as "an adult who is sexually attracted to young children." The former definition refers to the gender of the desired sexual object, while the latter refers to the age of the desired sexual object.

  • .

    Central to the attempts to separate homosexuality from pedophilia is the claim that pedophiles cannot, by definition, be considered homosexuals. Relying upon a questionable methodology, the gay activist claim: " A sexual abuser who molests a child of the same sex is usually not considered homosexual.

    The basis for this claim is the view that pedophiles who molest boys cannot be considered homosexual if that individual has at any time been married or sexually involved with women.

  • @united101usa, Sexual lines are not as simple as gay/straight/bisexual, there's a reason straight people have sex with the same gender in prison yet go back to being straight once outside. There are also reasons why homosexuals have existed and do exist in the animal kingdom and have forever. If what you are suggesting is that gays shouldn't be allowed to marry or be around kids because of some questionable studies then your case is very weak.

  • @united101usa, in fact, the few studies done on gay parents have proven the exact opposite! They have to work A LOT harder to have children, legally, as well as biologically. Artifical insemination, or having a body father or body mother, etc. As I said, the FEW studies I've seen have shown that the children are 1) no more likely to be gay or straight than any other kid 2) are-by a wide margin-living higher quality life styles due to the extensive financial planning involved.

  • crime federally implemented, soon Human Rights Commissions – the likes of what we have in Canada – will hold tribunals in every state, prosecuting those who speak against the sin of homosexuality or mention any health dangers associated with homosexuality. … In Canada, it is a 100% conviction rate."

    Do hate crime laws really protect children? No. They protect adults perpetrating acts of indecency on minors.

    Hate crime laws are a child molester's dream come true.

  • down by the FCC if anything negative is said about homosexuality, and mention is made of the health risks, research on causes, and possibility of people leaving the lifestyle. "Gay" activists will go back into web archives and make complaints about offensive articles and links. Pastors will also be sued and church denominations could lose their tax exempt status."

    Stefanowicz sees a dire future if hate crime laws are strengthened, stating, "With hate

  • of Americans (68 percent) support expanding hate crimes laws. According to USA Today, "Majorities of frequent churchgoers (62 percent), conservatives (57 percent), and Republicans (60 percent) also were in favor of the legislation."

    Continuing, Stefanowicz says, "Unfortunately, charities that speak against homosexuality will lose their charitable status and be fined. Media will also get shut

  • * Stefanowicz sees firsthand the effect of hate crime laws in Canada. Predicting what is ahead for America should such legislation pass, she says, "It is deeply saddening to see how many churchgoers/conservatives/Repu­blicans are in favor of hate crime (laws). Americans have no idea what hate crime really is all about." * Her concerns are backed up by statistics. A 2007 Gallup poll indicated a majority

  • wash hands, touch washcloths … toothbrushes … children are at risk of becoming infected." She recounts picking up "feces-covered sheets" after one of her father's encounters and is concerned that the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention acknowledges the high level of disease risk associated with GLBT behaviors, yet fails to discuss infection transmission risk to children in their care.

  • recounts her father being sexually involved with an underage boy who later committed suicide. * Stefanowicz has heard personal accounts from children who have contacted her. "They have been exposed to hepatitis and other pathogens because of living in close association with sexually active parents and partners. When young, dependent children share snacks, utensils, drinking glasses, use bathroom facilities and do not

  • GLBT subculture and "witnessing their parent in sexual situations and multiple relationships." She said it's common for parents to take children to gay pride events sporting offensive sexual material, discussion and behavior. * Stefanowicz says, "Some adult children express they have been sexually abused by a parent or partner(s) who have attempted to recruit them either directly or by innuendo and by example. Pedophilia is a big part of the subcultures." Sadly, she

  • * During Stefanowicz's childhood, her father "traveled all over North America and to the Islands, finding ample cruising partners and locations." She said it was not safe "to bring my good-looking boyfriends" home because they could be propositioned by her father to have threesome sex with another homosexual adult. * A number of children feel sexually abused though association with the sights of the

  • households. The following aspects typify these children's experiences: * Associating with the parent's GLBT community creates painful gender identity confusion and prevents healthy development. * Children are "silenced and forced to tolerate hearing speech, witnessing sexual behaviors, and going places they find offensive." * Children are saddled with "stress, depression, anxiety, suicidal tendencies, anger, sexuality confusion, and tremendous insecurity."

  • transsexual, or GLBT, subcultures and their explicit sexual practices. She recently addressed the Canadian Senate on hate crimes legislation. She focuses on the impact the homosexual culture is having on children, particularly relating to marriage, parenting, sexuality and education.

    In a recent correspondence, Stefanowicz shared her own experiences and her concerns drawn from discussions with other adults who were raised in homosexual

  • But if Benham were truly concerned about the wellbeing of children being raised by homosexuals, he could talk to internationally recognized speaker Dawn Stefanowicz, who authored "Out From Under," a book relating her childhood experience living with a homosexual father who was sexually abused as a boy and later died of AIDS. In the book she describes her childhood exposure to her father's gay, lesbian, bisexual, and

  • easy access to these children by the friends of their homosexual father. He could have started with the wealth of material found at the National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality. Numerous scientific studies show soaring rates of violence within homosexual and lesbian relationships, shortened life spans caused by diseases influenced by their lifestyle, and a significantly higher rate of child molestation as compared with heterosexual populations.

  • During the trial the two oldest children expressed fear for the safety of their younger siblings due to their homosexual father's violent outbursts. One of the girls told of finding a magazine with naked men while visiting her father.

    So much for "justice" and the assertion that children's needs are a priority.

    Benham might have done his homework and discovered a plethora of reasons to block

    .

  • has done the right thing today by focusing on the needs of the children instead of perpetuating stigma on the basis of sexual orientation."

    An AP report said the mother's attorney, Lance McMillian, "claimed the father subjected the children to an 'array of violent, sexual, abusive and wholly inappropriate conduct' during a trip to Arkansas and contended the father was in a series of affairs with other men while still married."

  • Mongerson will not suffer harm from this contact, Justice Robert Benham overturned an earlier lower court ruling protecting the children from exposure to "overnight company with a member of the opposite sex, or with any person deemed to be a paramour, unrelated by blood or marriage, in the presence of a child."

    Beth Littrell, an attorney for the pro-homosexual group Lambda Legal, said, "The court

  • unofficial name when Democrats rejected an amendment to exclude pedophiles from legal protection. No doubt this legislation serves as a precursor to onerous hate speech legislation in the future.

    On the judicial front, the Georgia Supreme Court ruled in a divorce case that two minor children must be forced to mingle against their will with their homosexual father's "gay" and lesbian friends during visitation. Claiming the children of Eric and Sandy

  • Child molester's dream come true

    By Olivia St. John

    Two recent government actions, one legislative and one judicial, have called into question our society's willingness to protect its youngest and most vulnerable members.

    A hate crimes bill (H.R. 1913 and S. 909), dubbed by critics the "Pedophile Protection Act," has already passed the House and is up for vote in the Senate. The bill earned its

  • crime federally implemented, soon Human Rights Commissions – the likes of what we have in Canada – will hold tribunals in every state, prosecuting those who speak against the sin of homosexuality or mention any health dangers associated with homosexuality. … In Canada, it is a 100% conviction rate."

    Do hate crime laws really protect children? No. They protect adults perpetrating acts of indecency on minors.

    Hate crime laws are a child molester's dream come true.

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  • @united101usa Stop spamming your bullshit. You're on YouTube, this is not the place. If you're so inclined to sharing that stuff you're writing, make a video about it.

  • down by the FCC if anything negative is said about homosexuality, and mention is made of the health risks, research on causes, and possibility of people leaving the lifestyle. "Gay" activists will go back into web archives and make complaints about offensive articles and links. Pastors will also be sued and church denominations could lose their tax exempt status."

    Stefanowicz sees a dire future if hate crime laws are strengthened, stating, "With hate