[Tales of the Abyss: The Abridged Series] Episode 2 "Of Cheagles and Lolis"

[Mattakschwa]

i appreciate this episode being dedicated to me. 9:54

[Yazeboss]

HEY LOOK! it's that lonely chick is about to get PWNED!

*daathic fonic art*

BOOOOOOOOOOOH YOUUUUUUUUU SUUUUUUCK

[MrCrossoverer]

"looks tasty...LETS EAT IT!

[CZshooter14]

*spoiler alert* tear lesbian thats a plot twist but then luke will never fall in love with her after he cause millions of women and children to die from poisonous gas and tries to blame it on van so...that means either tear changes over ir...LUKES A GIRL it all makes sense now he is on a period for most the story

[agilesalmon]

y do all the animals sound like johnny yong bosch

[FinalFantasy10RO]

tear's voice is just like the real one...its sooo gentle...how bout making the voice actor of this unbridged to sing grand fonic hymm...

[PeachyPeachy37]

@FinalFantasy10RO Hello! Pardon me for bothering you, but I'm actually the voice of Tear in this series. I want to thank you for your kind comment! :D It made me smile. I just want to say that I actually did sing the grand fonic hymn, but it's on my channel rather than the abridged channel. (After all, I wouldn't want my singing compared to SWard's! His voice is just too lovely; I would be self conscious! D:) Thank you again, and pardon the long comment. Have a nice day!

[FinalFantasy10RO]

@PeachyPeachy37 okay i will hear that grand fonic hymm but can i ask? when will ur team will release the episode 4 abridged series?

[PeachyPeachy37]

@FinalFantasy10RO Regarding the next episode: honestly? I wish I knew. D: I sent in my lines to the editor months ago when I got the script, and I know some of the other team members did, as well. I'll ask about it next time I go on skype.

Regarding the song: thank you so much! <3 That's so nice to say and I'm extremely flattered! :D

[FinalFantasy10RO]

@PeachyPeachy37 at 5:09 ur voice is sexy hahahahaha! no serious....

[FinalFantasy10RO]

@PeachyPeachy37 i had heard ur song and wow u better be tears oice in tales of the abyss! its sooth and smooth, heartwarming and fits the melody! hope u get a bright future from ur voice that being granted by god...

[FinalFantasy10RO]

how did ion know who's the theif...or is he co-operate with them...

[FinalFantasy10RO]

LOL

ION: i found this! *gives some fur to rosa*

JADE:where did ja get it?

ION: think about it, i found it in the storage when i was searching for the hot chcolates...

*some funny music plays...*

JADE: did u steal the chocolate?

ION: NO dumbass!!

LOL!!! ION U CRACKED ME UP!!! WHAT A BOY ARE YOU HAHAHA

[FinalFantasy10RO]

btw...tear keeps her telecope in where girls private place...you will know that if ur a girl...

[FinalFantasy10RO]

wow i love this and the jade making joke is sooo hillarious...it makes my day! i hope they make episode 4 soon rather than someone stole this video from u and i know who...but please make more!

[close2ultimate]

YOUR WELCOME!

[xNiiGHTM4REx]

Jade: Get it cuz I-

Soilder: SHUT THE FUCK UP JADE!

Lmao fucking priceless

[asteriskForte]

I need to see your Johnny Yong episode 1 again!

[hiroshi631]

I Luv Ya Johnny Young

[vegeta002]

Is Ginger's real name Emperor Kuzco?

[ichigo4chan]

@vegeta002 *CRASH* Oh...my.....GODDAMNIT! You made my day with that! XD Btw what is he saying at 4:35?

[AlphaSymphonia]

xD Jade and his fail jokes

[EXTRON180]

so, uh, since episode 1 was removed, is it ok if i start here are was there important stuff in episode 1? although somehow i highly doubt that....

[Clawd87]

Youtube guy #1 : >_> they got a good idea...

Youtube guy #2 : Wha? no money for US? DELETE part 1 !!

Ehehehe damn idi...wait....did u really wrote that?!

All i just wanna say is....wheres part 1 T_T?

[MEGAGUY21]

6:22 LOL he so cheerfully saying that!!!!

[SmileyGamer13]

What happened to episode 1??

[Mytokyokitty]

@SmileyGamer13 Youtube removed it due to copyrights which I think is really stupid because it was fan made and not the real episode. I'm going to be pissed if Youtube removes the rest of these abridged episodes.

[silverhawkroman]

Best Abridged series since Dragonball Z and Yu-Gi-Oh

'Um... Ion's a guy'

I expected him to pull a FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUU-, but what he did was 10 times funnier XD

[RaccoonXEspanosa]

oh, so the episode was dedicated to me!

[zeta986]

ion is the best!

[MrDaimeon]

'At least i met a hot loli chick.'

'Anise?'

'No, Ion!'

'Um...Ion's a guy.'

~deep breath~ 'AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!'

And that's what Luke gets for not asking what Ion was. a scream so powerful, it pierced the heavens

[ArioftheDarkness]

you should actually try making a real fan dubbed version of his =x

the voices match in my opinion

very few things make me laugh as hard as these do.keep it up =D

[RaccoonXEspanosa]

Jade pulled an...

"I, who stands in the whole light of the heavens, commands thee who opens the gates to hell. Come forth! Divine Lightning! This ends now! INDIGNATION!!!"  High Five!!!

[RaccoonXEspanosa]

191 enjoyed the hot choclate!

[anikiani101]

i think everyone made the mistake of thinking ion was a girl. XD

[futureanimator91]

i think you guys seriously have the potential in voice-acting especially in animes n games!! give it a try why doncha? XDD

[futureanimator91]

i also like the scream part at the end... Luminabyss voice sounded a bit like the original luke! huhu =))

[futureanimator91]

oh my god.... oh my god.... OH MY GOD!!! I first thought its sooo ridiculous someone would do abridged on my FAV and all times anime and game ever, but now i can't even stop laughing watching this!!! I'm having a bad stomachache right now and watching this making it worse! +__+

[warriorsandstripe]

did you know that the cheagle elder is a girl?

[warriorsandstripe]

aww they made Jade stupid.. XD

[futureanimator91]

@warriorsandstripe

no, not stupid more like a lame jokes instead of the usual jade-sarcasm! lol =)) 

[boy50]

Mieu voice for this one really laught me out loud!! I love this mieu alright!! XD

[Moonlight2095]

ION IS A GUY????? O.O ALL I KNOW IS A LIE!!!! D:

[GenisSage16]

LOL

[GAmun14]

do you guys use Skype?

:3

[PeachyPeachy37]

@GAmun14 Yes, I believe most of us, if not all of us, do. xD

[GAmun14]

@PeachyPeachy37 awesomeness! XD my friend recomended i try it. :3

[Matsudiro]

WHERE DOES SHE KEEP HER TELESCOPE.

[shileno8]

we'll wait for episode 3 guys!!

knock us dead with it!

[MsNinjathief]

tales of the abyss unbriged!!!!

[youbsoftbro]

jade is exactly like me i have not wacthed the whole video but that pun and puns in genrel is like me

[JRC3034]

@youbsoftbro so you find him "absolutely punny"? haha lol what a stitch. :)

[youbsoftbro]

@JRC3034 well i did think he "punned that liger " which was rather shocking"

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[scarfacex17]

Bretthren run to the castle! A giant ginger haired freak,a chick with big boobs, and a loli are trying to eat us!!!!!!! XD

[shileno8]

i want a high five too!!

[Straven93]

lucky telescope

[ShrikeRisen]

@Straven93 My thoughts exactly. ^_^

[BarrothHunter80]

I want a big fucking castle thingie!!!!!

[breakingmyheart43]

I know all the lines to the two episodes of this. And there are times where I laugh like at 2:07 because it just... fits.

[SeniorElRusso]

this is Funny but really Fucking Fake who made this anyway?

[ShrikeRisen]

@SeniorElRusso Dude, it's an abridged series. They are coming out with episode 3 soon so just cool down.

[FunNiko943]

i wanna know where the telescope is :l

[gamergirlz11]

I lol'd at socerers bling and the soldier who was talking XD

[shileno8]

hey when is shane o mac's theme played?

[SummitGold]

Hi 5

XDDDD

[raikuncanswim]

Ion's not a cute chick?!

[WadeHavick10]

i wonder where she keeps her telescope XD

[KuroEspadaXD]

Jade: Umm Ion's a guy

M. Night Shyamalan: What a Twist!

Everyone else: o_o0

[715Diachan]

LOL!

"looks tasty, lets eat it!"

[MrsBreeding01]

Who has the real series to tales of the abyss and not the abridged version on YouTube

[shileno8]

@MrsBreeding01 there aren't any uploads of the anime sadly

i watched it already but spanish subbed so if you'd like that i'll give ya the link

[sonicnextgen65]

i choose C now let me look in it

[toshiroHsquad10]

I always thought Ion was a chick but I'm a girl....

WHY DIDN'T I REALIZE THIS SOONER!?!??!?!

[ICatGirl1995]

"I don't care who stole the chocolate, as long as I get some of it!"

This is awesome XD

[puyopuyofun]

Tear: His name is Carlton Turdblatz

Jade: Huh?

Tear: Carlton Turdblatz from the city of....Tokyo XD

[WolvusMan]

Cool Story Bro!

[Nescium]

This series is Johnny Yong interesting

[peechiceen]

Ion seriously sounds like Ion from the game, tell the voice actor that i send them lots of love!~

[NexAngelus405]

Lol, looks like Luke got a Bridget dropped on him.

[sweettart1811]

uh colonel i think the enemy's just dropped beer cans in front of us  oh wait there bombs never mind

[sweettart1811]

shut up racists

[felixvelariusbos]

I'm really amused by Ion saying "No, you dumbass!"

[IreneEllis]

Lulz....you guyz are so funny!!! And that thing about Ion bein mistaken 4 a girl was totally funny!!!

[khdarknessinfusedcat]

"See?! He IS racist!" Lol. XD

[Yuna111222BackUp]

Luke: "You keep a map in your ear?"

Tear: "You should see where i keep my telescope."

XD

[JRC3034]

1:03-1:13 epic lulz! XD

[totoyamado]

hey i didn't notice it till now but ion has a tuning fork! but i guess because he has a lot to do with sound and frequencies

[totoyamado]

i like ions voice

[KazeSora1000]

omg jade's puns are lame yet awesome XD

[shileno8]

@KazeSora1000 yeah and i love the small laugh he mades after each and everyone of em

get it? cus coach is another word for wagon!! ho ho!!

[BlueDragoness58]

Just have to say, Jade and Ion are teh awesomesauce.

[SasukeNarutokun]

i loved the the way luke screamed like a girl at the end!! hilarious XD

[Arausito]

dont worry you'll get better, and DAYIUM SAM

[Shimishanga]

i want to see tear's telescope

[Weapon162]

When's the next one coming out?

[adikkuchan]

The Cheagle part made me laugh so hard I fell on the floor. XD

[adikkuchan]

JADE! LOL!

[TalesRandom]

@adikkuchan I KNOW! XD

[vietlink]

i dont care if ion is a girl or a boy i still wub him <3

[themettking]

And I thought it was impossible to like Cheagles.

[BlA5tFiRe]

XD when i first saw Ion i was like..... awesome... another chosen one... >.<

[Barrylocke]

Ion looks slightly more masculine in the anime, I see.

[edwardsprat825]

wait tell u see where i put my telescope

[TheGrimKidX]

the first time i saw Ion, i thought the very same thing. i was like "HELLO! and who might you be, my darling green haired angel? and then i found out he was a boy and was like "...he's...a boy? ...........oh, well. i'd still do him." seriously! Ion is so girly, i don't even care that he's a boy. and all through the game i always fantasized about LukeXIon. you just made my day with that scene! XD

[KuroiKuroudo]

@TheGrimKidX lol I'm a girl but when I first saw Ion's picture I thought he was a girl too XD

[TheGrimKidX]

@KuroiKuroudo he is a pretty girly boy, isn't he?

[KuroiKuroudo]

@TheGrimKidX lol yup 8D

My reaction after I learned he was a boy? "Oh, okay." Japanese logic doesn't faze me much anymore XD

[edwardsprat825]

@TheGrimKidX u should c him on the video game

[TheGrimKidX]

@edwardsprat825 i did, that's where i first saw him at. and i stand what i said, i'd still do him if i ever got the chance.

[Adriannu255]

"I want a hive five!" LOL!

[TalesFreak777]

One hundred likes! Hooray!

[Larkybroages2]

Laugh at 2:08 sounds like it'd be good for Dist. Speaking of Dist, he obviously has a huge crush on Jade so I'm hoping ya'll play on that. And excellent Mieu voice. It sounds just like the original!

[alupihan]

7:35

COOL STORY, BRO!

[blackhood23]

Yes you Stupid Rasict

[SilverSummonerMage48]

LMAO "COOL STORY, BRO"

AND EVERYTHING ELSE

I love you guys XD <3

[Hkmninja]

Do the next one plz!!!

[RawrCutie101]

Nice work :)

"Uh...Ion's a guy...."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHH"

[TRUEHYRULIANHERO]

LOL nice... at the end of the anime luke gave his life but then came back with long hair and his masters clothing but i wonder how tota Abriged will end it.

[Guilmonhero]

6:27 Oh great now Guy's a cheagle. :D

6:44 "Mieu, mieu, MIEU!"

[Jikogirl1]

"Ion is a guy"

"*Breaths deeply* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!"

XD *rolling on the floor*

[Wootforme]

lmao that johnny yong bosch impersonation is my favorite part

[nerawaka1000]

how do u scream like that?

it hilarious!

[denzelnolet]

Props to the voice actors... this is awesome, keep it up!

[Gordoniankid]

i used tto think Ion was girl just like i thought that away about Frieza from DBZ yet i could tell Mieu was a guy right off the bat

[GizmoBeam]

This is actually a gag-dub because you didn't cut anything out, but I forgive you because the jokes ARE funny and your voices DON'T suck. Well done my friend. :D

[Mikabubble]

Everyone's gay for Ion.

[TalesOtaku21]

Ain't loli pronounced 'low-lee'? Funny stuff xD

[peppyhare1990]

WHOA WHOA WHOA WAIT!!! ION IS A GUY?!?!??! O_O I THOUGHT ION WAS A GIRL!!!! AND I HAVE HAD FANTASIES- ...........nvm wait...if i had those.....and ion wasnt a girl..........*luke scream- cue in ending*

[ChanSyiChan]

Don't worry Luke I thought Ion was a girl.

[bigeradyn]

Jade is a horrible comedian lol

[TalesOfPromise]

@bigeradyn

Not True he is a awesome comedian...... You.... no.... Yes MAYBE ummm okay ill stick for my love of jade and say he is a GREAT Comedian

[bdockfan]

awesome job, i've been w8ing for awhile and its well worth the wait

[shadowclock12]

Telescope LOL

[dragon1130]

is it weird that I've never seen this seres before and already I feel I know more than I should from never even hearing of the original series? Also, Hilarious.

[TalesFreak777]

ugh... I've watched it so many times I'm starting to memorize their lines...

[XxSonhouxX]

"THAT'S MY THEME MUSIC DOG!'

xDD

[Seireiichi1]

I always knew it was a trap.

[StarforceOnAir]

0:20: .......... BOOOOO!!! YOU STINK!!!

[imperialmog]

I am waiting for the use of the term "melons" show up in relation to Tear since that has to appear. Also the use of the term "Master Badtouch" to refer to Van.

[Cheeriko]

Somehow the comedic timing seems very off... I think you're trying a little too hard. It feels too forced for me to find it funny. Other people seem to like it, though.

[MrsSally777]

@Cheeriko Well that's your problem

[Cheeriko]

@MrsSally777 It's not a problem. It's just an opinion.

[zRipItUpz]

@Cheeriko Meh, Jade's supposed to be like that. The fact that his jokes are stupid is the reason why people love them o.o If you're talking about everyone in it...well, same reason?

[Cheeriko]

@zRipItUpz No, I think Jade making bad jokes is a good idea. Most of the ideas behind it are pretty good, actually, but they don't seem very well executed. Ion, Luke, Tear, Jade and Guy's actors are doing fine. They're better than most Abridged series. The main problem seems to be the extra voices and some of the sound effects are a little, well, lame is too harsh of a word, but it takes away/lacks something. Not all things are great when they first start. Perhaps the details just need tweaking.

[zRipItUpz]

@Cheeriko Well, that's something that'll probably improve as the series goes on. This series is only about just starting, so everything might not be perfect.

[Cheeriko]

@zRipItUpz I'm hoping that's the case. Although nothing will improve if people don't offer constructive criticism or suggestions every now and then. I don't know if my critique was helpful at all but I honestly would like to see this series be successful. The first episode and the promotional skits were pretty funny so it's had a promising start. The only other word of caution I would add is over using certain jokes. Catch phrases that are heard too often lose their effect.

[TalesFreak777]

just gotta love the Rosa glitch.

[karinvampiregirl]

lol I also honestly thought Ion was a girl at first XD Poor Luke must be scared for life lol! Keep up the good work guys!!!

[hoboayoyo]

now i know whats wrong. needs mor sound fx and music

[kimicatdemon]

I lost 2 lives from the "Shut the fuck up Jade." line...

I'M NO WHERE NEAR GETTING AN EXTRA MAN. I... I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT TO THE ENDDD. D:

[symphoniazelda]

omg this is too funny

[MassacreUchiha]

haha one of the narrotors REALLY did sound like Johnny yong bosch xD i see it now ! ahah

[zRipItUpz]

Hey, I want a high five!

[MrsSally777]

jon really fits jade's voice. o.o he just sounds like japanese jade's voice

Lol "that's right sucker and let's get moving" :DD

[xlivexthexmagicx]

Ion's VA fit him (hahaha) perfectly!!! Much Jade love <333 GREAT EPISODE. Can't wait for more!

[Arctoslupus]

When it said: "What happened last night" I really expected it to show Luke saying : " So that's where you keep your telescope!"

[driftingwolf0]

LOL ok kids can u guess where Tear hides her telescope? Is it

A) Her hair

B) Her bra

C) Her ass

D) Her other ear

[LuminAbyss]

@driftingwolf0 I KNOW. I KNOW.

Her other ear.

Duh.

-LuminAbyss

[PeachyPeachy37]

@driftingwolf0 I'm thinking C. e_e ; ; Ahah.

[For the record, I keep my telescope in a room next to my parent's. But I don't think my telescope counts. : | ]

[driftingwolf0]

@PeachyPeachy37 well as long its long enough to be useful. (btw so am i) lol jk

[ZalriusLiss2009]

@driftingwolf0 She keeps it under her left armpit! :D

[nerawaka1000]

@driftingwolf0 her bra

cuz id liek 2 get for her (man im such a perv)

[driftingwolf0]

@nerawaka1000 its ok we are all men lol

[MayaUmbreon]

From reading the other comments, I'm assuming I'm the only person on Earth who never once thought Ion was a girl. XD -clings to him- o///o

[nerawaka1000]

wait...ion's a dude and i was...this dosen't count me being gay does it?

[driftingwolf0]

@nerawaka1000 no because in anime there are alot of guys that look like girls. the trick is to wait till the address them as he or she or him or her.

[Arelath]

I feel a little sorry for Luke...

[BloodrealmX]

Great episode, for the most part. I love that you dedicated the episode to everyone who thought Ion was female (when I first read the manga I thought he was, too o///o). He really does look like a cute little girl! Can you believe he's supposed to be 14?

The only real problem with this episode in my opinion is that you're pronouncing some things wrong. Just so you know, the 'u' in Malkuth is a short vowel, and Anise is pronounced like 'a niece'; the 'i' makes an 'ee' sound.

[psyniac]

LOL SO GOOD.

"Wait til you see where I keep my telescope"

And maaan.. Ion is a dude? o_o

[TalesFreak777]

nothing can penetrate the giant shieldy thingy!

[ZalriusLiss2009]

Johney Yong brethren, run to the castle!