Porn Dude

[InvaderLia]

Kia ora from New Zealand O: and its cats.

[stargazerlse]

but the thing is, aren't people in japan really open about sex and you can buy porn videos next to washing lines :/

[MarjieGirl33]

Hi frum plain old New Jersey :l <3

[McTaRi]

Hello from Germany :)

[boshanan1]

You are rock . .

[KakashiRoxMySocks]

It's so awkward when that happens in public O_O

Hello to you from Australia ^^

[COOKiiEWUVER]

I glanced at a girl giving head shamelessly at the bottom of the schools staircase.. :( -only in nyc

[PittsSteelers]

Yo, South Carolina here!

[alicecaiello]

Haha~ maybe similar to what I experienced a few times...I've seen guys on the trains reading ero manga on trains..........lol~ in Tokyo. Speaking of which...in Australia there is a place called eromanga...funny~

[angeliicy]

Watching your vids from Malaysia :) HAHA you are so funny !!

[ambernachaesampson]

I've got a crazy story. My sister ordered these perfectly innocent John Lennon DVDS and one was right. The second package had an anime porn movie inside. :)

[azhari25]

Don't blame the guy it just hormones,i'm not even surprise if u actually masturbate on YouTube either because that's all just normal...were just mere human lol...

[addthevodka]

You totally look like Seungri.

[DJmixmastermicro]

Whats the big deal?? If society has no problem with it, why dont you watch porn on the train too!

[Ishibiii]

@DJmixmastermicro Good point, I'll get right on it :P

[UpWithMyPassion]

@Ishibiii can i help u out while u watch the porn ;)

[Dzastaina]

The weirdest similar thing I've seen was in Lithuania (well,that's where I'm from lol xD).I was in a bus going home frm school and was standing next to this GRANNY sat with her shopping bags.I guess she was bored and decided to read a magazine,which turned out to be a men's magazine with loads of completely naked girls.And the fun part was tht she actually paid no attention to the articles and wasONLY interested in nude babes :D YOU SHUD'VE SEEN THE EYES of the lady sitting next to her,lolol xDD

[Immakingasandwich]

Yeah Totally an A+ video hahaha! I have a story, An old man masturbating just next to me in the train while watching me playing with my Nintendo DS... Hum I don't think that I looked so excited by my game... Anyway I was like "hoo my god why is he shaking his body like that, is he...? No way! Hooo yes he is, oh my god!! " *schocked* I ran away :D

[kpopshawol]

Dude, people here watch porn on those little tv screens in their cars. It's hilarious. XD

[WhaWhaization]

Happy New Year From America! xD

[YTF121]

I have no idea what porn is so I didn't quite understand this but just wanted to say I love your videos from Arizona sorry not as cool as England or anything

[lor102]

hello to you from Wisconsin!! :)

[hyujin9]

i too, have an odd story. Me and my bro were just minding our own business heading to taco bell, when i look out my window, to see a guy standing on the sidewalk.Not unusual, but, the guy had his hand, down his shorts, apparently, having a LITTLE too much fun....yeah, not expecting to see that looking out the window.and hello from MIA.

[maztinkerbell]

My friend called me saying he saw a guy watching porn at the computer lab in our unv... So I ran there to check it out lol Yup he did FULL SCREEN! you can see him jacking off in his pocket lol When hes done, he left but ....what really is gross is....did he jizzed in his pants?!

[showstopper6177]

italy and im brazilian soo does it count as 2 places

[The16Astrid]

I´m from Mexico n_______n I like your videos, sorry for my inglish = ) saludos n___n

[mootfw2001]

G'day Brian,

I've no story that I can publish, but shit man you are funny and so are the dudes that post on here. Thanks and cheers from Down Under in sunny Australia.

[Ishibiii]

@mootfw2001 Thanks man, I really appreciate it, cheers!

[northsoso]

@chloromeel me too......hahaha

[zakiya94n]

LOOOOOL YOUR GESTURE AT 1:19 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Annybabyv]

hiiiii from brazil >w<

[xiaorishu]

LOL!!! Oh, Brian~~ XD I can't stop laughing at this story. I'm watching you from England too! ^_^

[Ishibiii]

@xiaorishu Yeay~ This makes me quite happy :]

[xiaorishu]

@Ishibiii Awwww, you're so cute!

[juiceboxlub]

Hello from Texas :]

[diBbS323]

i was on a plane to korea and was sitting in the window seat with older brother. I was probably about 14 and my brother 15 and this creepy ass skinny older dude with a weird white goatee and dark wrinkly skin was sitting across the aisle from us. first he intensely stared at us for a few minutes and then he used the blanket the plane gives to passengers, put it over his body like a tent, and i'm pretty sure he was masturbating since he sheet was unnecessarily moving up and down.

[queenAaliyah3000]

Hi from Germany :D <3

[Nakedonthestreet]

Hey Brian :) i have a story but im not sure it tops yours because the guy in your story was doing it intentionally... But yeah i was in the subway the other day, minding my own business and then this random guy comes in wearing jogging pants... And had a huge hard on lol..... Veeeery awkward. But like i said maybe it wasnt intentional, one thing though is he did not try to hide it... Anyways, hope it entertains you haha, greetings from Canada :)

[w0ow159]

happy new year from dubai :)

[sookim13]

i found you on fb! do u accept friend requests from ur youtube fans/subscribers? (btw just sent u a friend request)

[TedHabbo]

You look like this Korean singer Named Seungri from bigbang mixed with another Taiwanese Actor (Which I forgot the name) o.o

[janggoo1]

Hello from Seoul, South Korea! I clicked your video by accident abd OMG you are so cute!!!

[callmewhenyouersober]

i saw hobo jacking off in the bushes......he was going at it D:

[sourpineapplejuice]

switzerland is watching u too~~ :)

[TheBowtiie]

Sweden too^^

[Barhlowe]

Brazil also watches you~

[xxlittlcrazyxx]

u have ppl waching from Croatia too XD hahaha try to find it on a map! :P

[theory816]

u support watching porn? wtf is wrong with you

[123comment456]

i never saw this but a friend told me he saw a coworker watching porn at work. i think that could be worse because you have to work with people who saw you watching porn. :o

[innerreality]

Sweden says hello! :D

[NanaStar214]

you should be my valentines :-)

[KariXshadowXwolf96]

Happy new year from da philippines your most likely international. Any who .. Love ur channel ;p

[melonowy20sorbet]

wow, u resemble me bigbang's seungri a little ^_^

and yeah, ur right its A+ vid haha

[ordinaryfreak20]

Yep austrian fans too ~

[exoWhatIsLove]

i'm from germany

happy new year from germany ^^

[AMELIAXYZ]

AUSSIE'S WATCH TOO!!!! yea~

[shineeboo]

homeless guy on the bus loudly ripping open packages of porn mags and flipping through them with disturbing fascination. they were the kinds of magazines that had hidden posters inside for him to unfold and open into a picture big enough for the entire half of the bus to see...0.0...he was also panting.

[iflyouup]

My friend had sex during school hours @.@ and there were security cameras -coughs- this is soo tmi ... so weird.

[xbutterfly1807x]

viewer from the UK right here~ ;3

[IwillRaccoonifyyou]

@xbutterfly1807x English buddy ;D

[Chinky2345]

You remind me of Oguri Shun. and your soo funny. I was meant to be doing my hwrk but i ended up on here and i couldn't stop myself from snickering

[somewhatcompetent]

Hmm...well, I went to china town about two years ago and we were in a video store. We were looking at the children's videos (i.e disney princess) and we turned around and there was a LARGE brown box filled with asian porn. A middle aged man was going threw it. we were like....wtf? O.o

[cientita0725]

It's pretty common in Jpn that guys read? porn magazines or newspaper with nudity while commuting on a train. As the tech evolved, it shifted to electronic devices. that's all.

It's disturbing to me personally, but nothing frowned upon by society.

[xXSupaMakaXx]

Im not sure if this tops yours in any way but Im gonna tell it any.Last year in seventh grade science teacher called a group of boys gay for the following reasons:

1.they always sit together

2.they always draw pictures of shirtless guys

3.....I forgot the last one

Anyways,that teacher made a rap about them drawing shirtless dudes.oh I remember # 3 now!

3.they were always in the bathroom together for long periods of time.

[boshanan1]

N I C E

[janat39]

wow if all these comments are true it seems that men/boys/males have nothing better to do with there time in class -_- . also from jamaica

[RinakaAiko]

@janat39 boys dont do this too you know. girls watch them too

[mizzsakura15]

whaha funny video!!;)

Greetzz from the netherlands!!^^

[KaiLeChung]

Haha you have a viewer from the Netherlands too!

I happened to witness the weirdest thing just yesterday at the gym.

While I was minding my own business and lifting weights, this guy goes into the men's toilet but forgot to close the door. Yeah, not a pretty sight.

The weirder thing was, he looked behind and saw me watching him pee. And he seemed comfortable with it.

[TheCourtneyEast]

you must have a lot of free time to answer so many comments on your videos... :D

[TheCourtneyEast]

last year my math teacher worked at dominoes and delivered a pizza to my house, but when my dad answered the door my teacher automatically recognized him as my dad and asked if i lived here, so until my dad figured out he was one of my teachers he thought i was being stalked by some freaky pedophile who had nothing better to do than take orders for pizza and deliver them under the instruction of his girlfriend the manager and btw, when his girlfriend dumped him, she fired him too... lmaoo. :)

[blackkitten339]

You've also got people in Jordan watching your vids ;D

And lol I remember in 8th grade some kid got a boner in the middle of his presentation in science class. Awwwkkwaarrdd.

[blackkitten339]

@blackkitten339 Lol Cuz I'm lame I'll say it in hopes you reply to my comment -bluntly states true intention- i just noticed majority guys apparently masterbate in science class. 

[shinemoonnight]

Hello~

from India ^^

[kevinJT3]

I think it's more weird than boss status but it doesn't even matter because it's hilarious. Also, from England!

[kanameknight]

and watching from mexico xD

[Devilis]

U know... I think that many, many people from different places of the world are watching ur videos.... it's surprising that ur surprised~~ fufufu xDDD ~~(btw I'm watching from Belgium )

but I wonder y I'm watching ur videos..... !!? O...O"

I thought about it and I think it's because u have a charm!! even though ur talking nonsense, most of the time, u make people smile sincerely ..... ~°____°~

[kittiami3]

a classmate of mine was caught masturbating in the middle of science class D: that was horrible to see

[higashi2007]

I was drinking water from a fountain at circuit city waiting for my friend to finish using the restroom.when a dude runs out of the bathroom and starts booking it for the exit.my friend runs out and says that guy was in a stall masturbating with a fury.

[jessicalunden]

Hello from Sweden! :)

[CChissel]

@Iishibiii I've just recently started watching your vids, and I like em alot. I was just wondering if you've ever been to Japan (sorry if you've all ready mentioned it in a previous vid) and I'm wondering because I'm going to be an MSG for the USMC and was wondering what it may be like in Japan? (seeing as how I may have to go there)

[lalalamusiclalalala]

California <3 (:

[TheFellowYellow]

@Ishibiii Comeeeeeeeee! ^^

[MyFlowy]

I like watching porn :-) But only @home^^

[Haguxchan]

My brother worked at Edison (the electricity company) and he had to go to people's houses to check their electricity meters. He walked in and caught a guy masturbating with a magazine. The guy leaves, my brother continued his job. Then when my brother was about to leave, the guy comes back with the magazine, waiting for my brother to leave...

[konan4180]

hi from londonnn!! n_n . i remember once i was on the bus with a friend coming back from school. we usually sit at the back of the bus because... just because. and this man, about 60 .. 70 years old? idk just very old, came purposely to the back of the bus, just to talk to us about christmas. in the middle of summer. note - he was also wearing a silver tinsel wig, a pink minidress and heels. yeah. lets just say no-one came to the back of the bus after that o.O'

[imadrawing]

lol what a weird story d:

luckily i haven't seen something so disgusting.

btw, happy new year from Argentina! (though it's a bit late i guess haha)

[kiddmuscle]

Some boy in my 5th grade class kept sticking his hand in his pants & playing with himself for everyone to see.He was disgusting. I guess he learned that from his dad.

[kiddmuscle]

@kiddmuscle That was about 6 or 7 years years ago .

[ninjas05]

i can say things like this wont ever happen to me..ya i wish lol there was a time when i had to wake up at 3am to take my mom to work..well my mom screamed then laughed so i turn and see this man running with nothing on...omg and this happen twice in one week -__- if he needed fresh air y couldnt he stand in front of a fan...ppl these days...oh hi from south texas

[quintet95]

You look like Oguri Shun from certain angle. LOL

[Ishibiii]

@quintet95 strange enough, this is not the first time I have been told this

[SilentSilence]

@quintet95

omg your right! he totally looks like oguri shun!! :O

[Dizzaton]

Weird thing to happen recently in my local area of England: a guy got arrested for... wait for it... eating cats.

He was pretty indiscriminate about who's cat he ate, picked them off the streets, but still... ewwww. I noticed the increase in "missing cat" posters but I never imagined someone was eating them! Now I know what happened to my next-door neighbour's cat... 0_o

[AnotherAccount5]

Greets from Bulgaria. That guy is weird,indeed.

[ClanCSF]

Can't say I've experienced something like that. Also, greetings from a Canadian in Japan.

[aliciacwong]

two years ago, when I was in 10th grade, during chemistry class, a male student was jerking off to stoichiometry. innocence bar down the drain instantly.

[Ishibiii]

@aliciacwong how the hell do you jerk off to stoichiometry, was he a massive chem nerd?

[aliciacwong]

@Ishibiii he didn't do too well in the class, maybe it helps with his learning....

[sweetpepperoni017]

Are you serious?

I've been living in this country since I was born.

But, that kind of things have never happened .

[Ishibiii]

@sweetpepperoni017 maybe I just got lucky :/

[janat39]

@Ishibiii when r u going to answer questions again

[OBintyO]

you forgot to add Australia :(

[Ishibiii]

@OBintyO I <3 you guys too!

[greenandsheep]

MAJIDE??? what kind of porno? Hard one or soft one?

[PineAppleLipgloss]

@greenandsheep Why would you even ask that...? =_=

[KittyKatKatMeow]

hehe nice calander!! =^.^=

[WishThisSecond]

Strange people are everywhere. My friend and me went last time shopping and we just wanted to relax a bit, so we sat down on a bench and what we saw was really...well...disgusting...(­X_X)

There was a man standing in the middle of the shopping mall, everybody could see him... and he was masturbating. Don't want to remember it. (oxO)

Greets from a German exchange student currently staying in Japan ;D

[Ishibiii]

@WishThisSecond Egh, that is disgusting. And greets! How are you liking Japan?

[rawiice]

Boss.

[XXXhardstyleboy]

Hmm u sure it wasent u watching porn in the train XD jk jk

[MageThief]

Hey, that's free porn for every one else. = WIN

Some of my female friends have told me that they been having guys masturbating on the bus towards them and they do not stop when my friends shout to the to stop. Creepy....

Greetings from the cold Sweden :)

[Ishibiii]

@MageThief That is pretty creepy :/. and greetings! I can't imagine how cold it gets up there!

[777LifeIsMine]

YEP That is so WEIRD and CREEPY >.<!

[khaleedaidzehar]

hey!happy not so new year from Malaysia! :)

dude..u r LOL!

[watchdog2007]

support watching porn.. this dude! hahaah *thumbs up* yerp.. porn is great but there's always a time for everything

[Lu12VIP]

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM COLOMBIA....THO IM NOT THERE NO MORE :p

[westislandkev]

yo yo yo from Montreal, Canada... ur so funny.

[stukyo]

Hello from Trinidad and Tobago!!

[Hajime598]

I catch this guy named Jordan master-bating to one of my dads porno in my room lol. I was like hmmm I'm going to check on Jordan and when I opened my bedroom door there he was on his Kness stroking his penis super fast looking right at my tv with my dads porn on it! He looked right at me with a ohhh shit look!And and covered his penis! I closed the door I didn't no what to do. I went back downstairs.after about 5 mins I went back to my room and asked him I thought u were asleep? He said no he w

[TheBlueSuburban]

a different happy new year from england!

[muswasthere]

i once saw this dude around 50,kinda bold walking around in his mini skirt in 2 different shopping malll twice. i guess japan is the center of fashion. lol

[pary16]

i cant really think of anything XDD

but i do have something to say: new house tour? y/y

[Ishibiii]

@pary16 I'll try, Hopefully I will remember to ><

[HufflepunkNya]

Oh, and "Happy New Year from Texas... and kind of Mexico." +1 for the cats.

[HufflepunkNya]

You have strange luck with public transportation, don't you?

[Ishibiii]

@HufflepunkNya Lol, maybe I'm just lucky

[FeefeeT31]

How is your new year going so far Brian?

Greeetings from Scotland! :D

[Ishibiii]

@FeefeeT31 So far my new year is going pretty well! How is Scotland?

[MimiChan171]

Poor you for ever having to come across such a situation *pats Brian's head*

I've got one too! My cousin and I were sitting outside our room at a hotel when we were in Spain when these two dudes came out of the room across from us wearing nothing but towels around their wastes and bluntly invited us to their room!! Mind you, I was only 15 and my cousin was 19 and they were like... older, around 30's I guess!! We just ran straight to our room! *shudders*

Oh and I'm a viewer from Saudi Arabia

[jessiekano]

Danng I'm just thinking really hard about your video. Anymore stories like that?

Pretty interesting

[thrashfan911]

My friend at school, we had a sub for our history teacher and she was cute, then I look besides me and he started to beat his meat really hard in class and I was all like " what the f-ck man". Ahahah it was craziness.

[brianjoolover]

@thrashfan911 LOL the same situation happened to me except my teacher is like freaking old...and I don't know what made him fap his heart out...oh gawd most horrifying thing in my life

[Ishibiii]

@thrashfan911 how...why would you...egh...nevermind

[Lassietay]

pron is dumb he is dumb for watching it in public and for watching it period. Oh Happy New Year from teh US =3

[PeircedinBlood]

That was really weird. Is Japan as perverted at they say?

[MasuzuAir]

That is so weird! One time I was on a plane going from Las Vegas(where i'm from) to Florida when i saw this guy in the aisle seat was looking at a porn magazine!

[hollowedoutKIWI]

A workmate of mine caught a guy masturbating in the library. Another worker at the same library reported a man with a foot fetish walking around asking people to see their feet. Yet another time these two guys came up to another workmate of mine and myself and asked really sexual questions....

]8 I can see someone being a closet anime dud and watching an episode they missed of an anime but porn.... ]8 strange.

[Ishibiii]

@hollowedoutKIWI :[

[hollowedoutKIWI]

@Ishibiii ]:

[ElaineAlicexo]

Happy New Year from New Zealand!!! (:

[mimei]

this is why I try not to look over salarymens shoulders(^^;;

[Ishibiii]

@mimei Probably a good idea. I'll keep that in mind from now on :<

[lifelikepurple]

OMG! i want ur calendar !!

[Ishibiii]

@lifelikepurple It's so awesome!

[Cubandkorean]

I'm from Cuba!!

[ArrowofDarkness]

japanese people dont really freak out when a crazy comes on the train masturbating furiously they just ignore it. heard of this happening on several occasions never actually seen something that crazy, but i live in the inaka

[blacktulips221]

I've heard another story like this in jpn. whyyyy they do this?? Anyways hello from England....actually I'm asian american but currently living here...probably makes it less impressive

[Ishibiii]

@blacktulips221 Naw, it's just as impressive. As for why they do this, I have no clue. Uncontrollable urges perhaps?

[YesungIsAmazing]

I'm from England :D.

[RandomnessRICKY]

A naked hobo who was about to walk to my mother and I but he got stopped by the cars passing in the junction. p_o" we were going to this Sony Centre Repairing place. X_X

[sheicchi]

So Bri, how do you like your porn? Where do you watch it?

[ceceprerogative]

i found ur story quite normal normal normal. but i hvn't met one.

why greetings frm england makes you feel awesome?

greetings from england btw =)))

[Ishibiii]

@ceceprerogative I don't know. I guess it was because England is a place that I would love to visit, and I never imagined that I had any viewers from there

[LovelyDray]

I have a very disgusting story...I get goosebumps just from talking about it, eww.

I was on a train to university when a heavily intoxicated man sat across from me (at 9 in the morning!). The smell was so bad that I chose to stand (after he fell asleep). The people around me where giving him looks as well when one women suddenly put her hand in front of her face in shock. The drunk guy was peeing in his pants...I'll never forget that, so disgusting.

Greetings from Germany by the way.

[Ishibiii]

@LovelyDray Oh gosh, was this in Germany?

[LovelyDray]

@Ishibiii It was, I was traumatized by that I can tell you :D

[flyleafxxgirl]

lmfao 1:20-1:25 XD

[BeatingBat]

Greetings from Sweden :D

[tantalizingx]

Porn pussy and ishibi?

5 stars....

[rickeevang2]

maybe he's studying human body emotions? lol and hi from Ohio! :D

[Ishibiii]

@rickeevang2 Lol, first time I've heard that expression. And hello :D

[dannisjc]

I'm Norwegian living in England. ^^

[2emptypocket]

like the video because porn

[U2beBABE]

I'm from England too! Love your videos :) Happy new year!

[ThatVlogGuy]

England is da best xD

[floanne21]

Hell yeah im from England =P

Funny video xD!

[MrKnucklez1000]

A guy was watching porn in the bus. it was inter-racial :)