Ask Egon Introduction (questions now closed!) -- slomozovo

[Fr33diC00ps]

What happened to tord

And can you tell us pi up to the ten trillionth decimal place

[0find0]

Why did you broke my banjo?

[carrotjuice01]

What is the meaning of life?

[leaderscode]

Why dont you bring Egon back?

[olivacation]

WHO IS TORD?

[epicpyro100]

wait bing nooooooooooooooooo

[TheLittleValentina]

but, i miss tord :(

[IHATEFRYE]

Damn it. I always wanted to know what happened to tord

[TruckTurner74]

you should do this in your Vokles! :D

[2561rebecca2561]

lol "e-except what happened to tord." ROFL

[Bordom7771]

Egon,I have a question!

....what will it take to bring you back...? ='(

[MrGabrielfreeman]

Banjo.

[The22LR22]

who is tord I saw him on eddsworld but I don't know who he is

[JanetheBrain1000]

Am i awesome? Oh, wait, we all know the answer... :)

[SilverSausages]

@JanetheBrain1000 no ;D

[Slashyx]

Do you ever want to vomit in public?

[Hobbitchoker]

HOW CAN YOU OBEY THIS SENTENCE?

[Sonicchannel100]

Is the cake a lie?...

:D

[LeiaTheCookieMonsta]

CAN YOU..... pretened to be a drunk squirel?! :D

[JanetheBrain1000]

@LeiaTheCookieMonsta he dosnt have to pretend to do that... jk!

[bluebloomers]

Banjo........

[7CellarDoors]

Its all red and itchy, but it smells pretty normal so far, and she told me she had her test under a month ago. Should i go see a doctor?

[neverdieing]

ur names banjo??!!?

[Anthrax80m8]

what is uberpwn?

[freddygus123]

I know what happened to Tord.

Many years ago, Tord was a popular character on Eddsworld.

Over the course of many years, Tord was stalked and accused of being like his fictional character on Eddsworld. Soonafter, Tord could not take it and he moved away, also quitting Eddsworld. Many rumored references to Tord are in many Eddsworld videos after 25 Ft. Under the Seat, such as the 'Red Leader' reference in WTFuture.

[eddsworldsuperfan]

@freddygus123 interesting but u know people should get over tord hes gone and never comeing back his loss 4 leveing we just need to say good bye

[freddygus123]

@eddsworldsuperfan Tord is rumored to be returning in a secret flash. Just one. Wait, he isn't gone forever! Look for Tord references in WTFuture, and other Eddisodes after 25 Ft. Under The Seat.

[mBrooks95]

Who are you? And what happened to master cheif??

[TheBalaclavaGuy]

@mBrooks95 Well, The broken ship was caught in the portal. Said portal transported him to a new planet where an ancient evil awaits him. In the ship he uses a cryogenic bed. His last words were , 'wake me up, if you need me'. About a year after said freezing, he wakes up after Cortana signals him through neurons in his body. After waking up, he breaks the cryogenic bed, and uses a Jet pack to blast through the ship. And that's a cliffhanger. Did that answer your question my jolly friend?

[LegoNationAnimations]

how do i prepare Bings famous corn on the cob?

[9751asd]

why does calgary suck?

[mystalkerandmii]

Does your mum have a pet octopus?

[BritandChips]

Why is Tom portrayed with no eyes on Eddsworld?

[MedicalDB]

What types of Quarks are present in a proton and neutron? (I ask because I can't remember and cannot be bothered to look it up :p)! X

[KatararulzSokkadrls]

Why don't you know what happened to Tord?

[CRYPTKILLER97]

@KatararulzSokkadrls I even know what happened to Tord!

[blade3337]

@KatararulzSokkadrls Tord left to pursure his own artistic career. Now can everyone please stop fucking asking.

[darknessofthefuture]

hows tom?

[benbargain]

what happened to Tord?

[topcatalex]

when will i die????

[IamTheiPhone]

How did you come up with the name asdf?

[itneg123456]

@IamTheiPhone  that's the first random thing i type on the keyboard...i think the guys in here do the same...

[71kakarot]

How do birds have sex? 

[Coolsnow98]

Also, can you answer a question for me? if yes, thank you

[Coolsnow98]

Can you tell me why you are so awesome? pleaaassseee?

[gyroknot]

lol

[MrMasterTutoriales]

what is the tom ska and edd messenger please anserw me please

[SuperSonicBreadman09]

The Good thing about Egon is that I know everything

...except what happened to Tord

[axinkiewicz]

Egon, why does noone like you?

[masterPokemaster]

egon why are you so awesome???

[lava1o]

dear banjo (nah kidding!

...sorry i meant:

Dear Egon

when will the new cakebomb site be finished

[sonicathehedgehog100]

Dear egon how come you kill moose is it fun from  sonica the hedgehog 100

[evilchickenfilms]

Who killed jenkins?!

[dooom1231]

Dear Egon, what is the name of that rainbow energy you electrify your instruments with that causes them to play music without even moving, if it's a superpower you are born with,what is it called? I call it animusikenesis

[ZaraAce]

Dear Egon,

are your sunglasses covering up an extra eye inbetween your eyebrows?

[Itsover90]

Dear Egon, are you from GhostBusters are some shit?

[theones77]

what happens if synthesized music is not futuristic anymore?

[Timisneat]

Dear Egon,

why is Dib's head so big?

and also, is the cake a lie?

[FlatSyx]

Press 2 for BANJO

[Rabascan]

dear egon: What happened to the Purchase Brothers?

And why do I am tired?

[FlufflyKitty64]

"Hello, my name is--banjo....!"

Hi banjo! :D

[AnimeUnskippable3000]

Dear Dr. Egon couple a questions, you only have to anwser one if you fell like it.

1. Who was playing the banjo.

2. If Edd loves cola and hates diet cola, how does he feel about pepsi or diet pepsi.

3. Did you know that I love you *hug*. : )

[pivotkickass]

dear egon does this hat make my head look big?

[TheFanboy125]

Dear Egon,are there any another life form out there

[ihatecakee]

Why is bing in your basement?

[OscarOBerry]

how do magnets work?

[Shockwave527]

What is the meaning of flicaduferous (Prounounced Flick-uh-doo-fuh-russ)?

[SplatterWagon]

@penisland512 The square root of pie? Delicious!

SuperGus uses his powers of math! Pew! Pew! Aww yeah!

[AnimeUnskippable3000]

Dear Dr. Egon: What happened to Peter Venkman and Raymond Stantz

[penisland512]

whats the square root of pie?

[samtheshow2]

@penisland512 Pizza.

[rsrockzful]

how do u have sex? can u do and example

[bfo98]

Egon Coke OR Pepsi?

[emmykaninchen]

egon! you looks cool in that dress XDXDXDXD

[Allykatzzz]

Why do you were leather????? Plz put me in your video!!!

[summerskyfilms]

I can't help but feel Bing voice Tord...to betray youtube

[klavierpunk]

CAKE or PIE?

[Jetfighter1011]

In the future conflicts of classical and sythetic music which will be a better weapon a Fluglestorm or a Mantuba

[Kryzoid]

Dear Egon, where did you buy your jacket?

[DaHackar1]

Dear Egon, what do your eyes look like?

[thejellyfish47]

Dear Egon, what is love?

[Thomaseth]

42?



[ahdeath2007]

I'm kindaattracted to Egon

[MrKerplunkers]

Dear egon,

How do you techno with boxing gloves on your hands?

[hunterX1234567890]

WHAT IS TORDS CHANNEL ON YOUTUBE? WHY IS MY CAPS-LOCK ON!? is tord red leader in wtfuture even though he quit? will someone replace tord? can you replace tord? are you sure you're not a vampire? are you Christopher Bingham AKA Chris bingbong? where can I find a flash animator UNDER $600.00? can I win? what is the meaning of life? WHO ARE YOU? did you voice Jon ?(who should have been named Tim) are you a werewolf can I win ?

[6mustangboy]

@hunterX1234567890 Tord Larsson dos'nt have a Youtube account

[The22LR22]

@hunterX1234567890 i asked my same questions, and i can answer to one, tord is the one with the red leather

[The22LR22]

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[RExplosionStudios]

Why do you say your name is Banjo, then change it to Egon?!

[xavierelgamermaster]

how old i am?

[rjconnolly64]

Who is your favourite Rowan Atkinson character: Mr Bean or Edmund Blackadder?

[YtDale36]

who will win in a fight of Egon or Tomska?

[bfo98]

when will the new eddsworld video come out?

[invaderdarck]

egon suck my dick

[Cole9123]

why do you have bing loked up in your basement

[icygumball3000]

NOW I get the banjo line from christmas baby!

[CTHULHU1313death]

What happened to the christmas baby?

[hunterX1234567890]

WHAT IS TORDS CHANNEL ON YOUTUBE WHY IS MY CAPS-LOCK ON! is tord red leader in wtfuture even though he quit will someone replace tord can you replace tord why does tom hate everyone (mostly you and tord) are you sure you're not a vampire are you Christopher Bingham AKA Chris bingbong where can I find a flash animator UNDER $600.00 can I win what is the meaning of life WHO ARE YOU did you voice Jon (who should have been named Tim) are you a werewolf can I win

[LulzAreGud]

what happened to tord?

[KISS4EVER01]

Bing,when can you make a new video?

[hunterX1234567890]

can i win

[hunterX1234567890]

taco 0r pie?

[hunterX1234567890]

why do i ask dumb questions

[hunterX1234567890]

@greekninja69 niether he is a vampire

[hunterX1234567890]

WHAT IS TORDS CHANNEL ON YOUTUBE?

[6mustangboy]

@hunterX1234567890 tord has no youtube account

[hunterX1234567890]

WHY IS MY CAPS-LOCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hunterX1234567890]

is tord red leader in wtfuture even though he quit

[hunterX1234567890]

will someone replace tord?

[hunterX1234567890]

can you replace tord

[hunterX1234567890]

why does tom hate everyone (mostly you and tord)

[hunterX1234567890]

WAIT-YOU HAVE BING LOCKED IN YOUR BASEMENT THAT MEANS YOU HATE HIM!!!!!

ARE YOU TOMSKA

[hunterX1234567890]

are you sure you're not a vampire?

[hunterX1234567890]

are you christopher bingham AKA chris bingbong?

[hunterX1234567890]

where can i find a flash animator under $600.00

[hunterX1234567890]

can i win?

[hunterX1234567890]

what is the meaning of life?

[hunterX1234567890]

CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

[hunterX1234567890]

WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?

[hunterX1234567890]

will you answer my question

[hunterX1234567890]

do you think tom should say "HOLY TREMENDOUS TALKING TACO EATING A BABY BURRITO BOY"

[hunterX1234567890]

did you voice jon (who should have been named tim)

[hunterX1234567890]

are you a werewolf

[hunterX1234567890]

do you know what happened to tord

[6mustangboy]

would Edd be friends with someone who likes diet coke?

because diet coke is my favorite drink

[hunterX1234567890]

@6mustangboy watch hammer & fail part 1 rival builders

[kylethesmith]

What happend to matt?

[sweeneytodd3201997]

egon, where did the name 'cakebomb' come from?

[goddessofmanga]

Is Bing interested in American girls? Are you?

[TheMysteryDrink]

Why after every sentence do you cut to a new location?

[RillyMonsterZero]

Do pets and plants,

like cold water or warm????????

[RHINONCHARGEXYZ]

Can I have a badge?

[Guitarholic92]

Where I am?

[Tietokone102]

How did you get your awesomeness?

[Crazyzen327]

I wish to support this war against the trinity of  old music. Is there an army where I can enlist?

[MentalOliBlade]

are those sunglasses part of you, or did someone or something award them to you for being so mysterious and awesome?

[Dante33ification]

Do you think black ops sucks just a qustion calm down

[stephcool]

Hello Egon, are you into bondage? And if yes, is that why you have Bing locked up in your basement? (I'm assuming he's blindfolded and tied up here; work with it.)

[TNTBOXproducitons]

Egon,why is ben folds a pussy

[y0b0t]

dear egon, how can i tell the difference between flirting and when someone is just being nice?

[pivotkickass]

Egon, if actions are stronger than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?

Bing, what is 1+1 ?

[GoGOfillThe]

where does the word "nerd" mean in the dictionARY :L

[manwalk3]

why so u hate banjos?

[RExplosionStudios]

What happened to Tord? (ololol)

[ADApluStudios]

egon are you tord

[uberfungi43]

Hello Egon, do you or Bing play starcraft 2?

[CrazyLittleSistersTv]

Egon,why are you so awesome

[BunnieKittyFun]

Egon, How many egons dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bing, What Letter Do you like the most? (Will you marrie me :D?)

[videogamersgalore]

why r u so awesome?!

[1pk1]

If your not a vampire than I guess you play a lot of WoW ?XD

[DrRock9192]

Oh... and another question is... is Tom really a Jehovah Witness? (remember Hello Hellhole?)

[DrRock9192]

Dear Eagon:

Who would win between the Loch Ness Monster and a Canadian?

[hunterX1234567890]

@DrRock9192 a canadian

[SAMB1515]

Egon, i must ask this question. I have been willing to ask someone in years and feared that no one will answer, so here i go.

What would you do if you were camping in the desert then get suddenly attacked by Hungarian granny bares and chased down into a cave where Bin Laden is sat. but all you had in possession was a toothbrush, a pencil and 3 spare mints?

[hunterX1234567890]

@SAMB1515 brush his teeth

[TheKidWithBlueHair]

Egon, If You were up in a strange reality where everyone is Chuck Norris and they all want to fight you, how long would it take for you to make it out of there, dead or alive?

[mitch300993]

How did you and Bing and you meet?

[delaneyel]

what do you look like without sunglasses on?

[unpokiton]

Mr Egon, What can I do in order to change my eyes color??

[hunterX1234567890]

@unpokiton get special contacts

[naominoob]

egon - ask bing if i can be in a film...

oh, wait :S

[LF350]

whats ur middle name and what happened to tord

[emmajay8]

Hey Egon how do you get back a girlfriend who just dumped you?

[DanKam92]

where is tord from eddsworld?

[iwillnotrickrollyou]

@DanKam92 OMG, its like everday sum1 asks this, He left because he wanted to and hes never coming back end of

[ReadyAimDuck]

Dear Mr. Egon sir.

Do you ever feel the emotion of love?

[R0FLF0RC3]

Egon, how can you know everything? Are.. are you god? :3

[hunterX1234567890]

@R0FLF0RC3 no he's bing