Jeff Dunham and Walter - Arguing With Myself - Part 1

[CHIVA9519]

Was it good for you

I can't remember LMAOOOOOO

[bensong87]

Welcome to Wal mart, get yr shit and get out. Have a nice day LMAO.....

[chillouuut1]

sometimes i get so into the jokes and humor that i forget all about the fact that its jeff making the dolls talk XDD its awesome

[FilipinoIcon504]

Jeff: Well, women age like fine wine

Walter: She's aging like milk

Lmao

[repaate]

Be careful this is gonna be kinda horrographic :D

[mermaidgirl711]

@repaate pornographic*

[repaate]

@mermaidgirl711 Yeah i know ;d

[Dan615usa]

Welcome To Wal-Mart Get Your Shit And Get Out Have A Nice Day

[Ggurl94imsofly]

Yeah, she rolled outta bed, jumped on her menstrual cycle, And ran my ass over!

Well, never heard it put that way before.

Yup. It even has a sound it goes, nag nag nag nagg nag nag nag bitccchhhhh

[Ggurl94imsofly]

Welcome to Walmart. Get Your Shit and Get Out!

[gamer4155]

this video is so funny my dad shit and pised in his pants



[Mattman993]

GET OFF. thats basically my life lol

[jothekid]

3 people should get in the basket

[ExtremeRulez13]

His mother got out the other side and started swingin' her crutches at me; took her out with the door

[1GemmaAnn]

FEBREEZE!!!

[Hayastantzi92]

she's aging like Milk LOL

[darkvampgoddess]

i want to be a greeter at walmart...welcome to walmare GET YOUR SHIT AND GET OUT,,,have a nice day ! :)))

[ecstaticgamer]

I dunno, she rolled out of bed, jumped on her menstrual cycle and ran my ass over! lol favourite line

[racingfanz]

@ecstaticgamer i also love the nag nag nag bitch bitch he does afterwards 

[SakeraDraw]

i'd go to that wallmart ANYTIME

LOL. anyone agree?

and I KEEP FORGETTING THAT THEY ARE DOLLS!!!! they r SOOOO DAMN FUNNYY!! <3

[CCMAR]

The best part about this vid is when they start talking about cops pulling over, they show the black guy lol *ching ching*

[SynysterUchihaA7X]

Oh it even has a sound it goes nagnagnagnagnagngannagnagnag bitch! bitch bitch! bitch bitch!

[72dbz]

lol welcom 2 wal-mart get your shit and get out lml

[alchemist824]

3 people took too many sips of their slurpees

[Garganishz]

The guy at 2:46 looks like Stu from The Hangover.

[915hillbilly]

shut the heck up

[zZTrickShotZz]

Was it good for you?

- Ugh, i can't remember.

We just finished,

Who are you?

[Decodermusic]

Its the way Walter laughs.....cracks me up EVERY time

[neoek2575]

lol

[LoverMrsTwilight]

Sometimes i forget that Walter and all of them are dummies and not real ppl!

[twirlgirl35]

you wanna know wat oral sex for us is? she screams "screw you!" and i yell, "bit me"

[TFSONICFAN100]

4 people didnt have a nice day

[redriderfilms]

OH MIIIIIIKE LOL

[gummybear788]

welcome to walmart. get your shit and get out.... have a nice day :)

[shadowromeo22]

GET OFF...I CAN'T SEE THE WEATHER CHANNEL lol

[GENESIS2789]

so this dude tells walter "my wife is an angel" walter says "lucky you mine is still alive" * under breath* hes damn lucky that guy

[emdennn]

this guy is so funny

[MsPrettykitty9]

only thing you can do now is run to the end of your chain and bark

[MsPrettykitty9]

i freakin love this guy alright buddy pull over chng ching ching what about when they arest somebody alright in the basket

[zatarwasim]

2:40 look at tht guys face!

[zatarwasim]

2:45 lmfaoo look at tht guy who is laughing face

[vampiregal624]

"How long have you been married?"

"Uh, what is it now? Forty-six years."

"Ah. What was the happiest moment of your life?"

"Forty-seven years ago!"

LOL!

[whiskeygurl5439]

i freakin love this guy lol

[megantokiohotel]

this guy is so FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!

[shelboidiot123]

Jeff: "walter, how do u keep things frsh in the bedroom?" Walter: "frebreze!"

[megantokiohotel]

@shelboidiot123  it is fresh not "frsh" YOU DUMB ASS

[shelboidiot123]

walter: "marrige is like a slurpie first couple sips yeah im glad i did this few sips later it goes rite to ur head oww oww oww oww" jeff: "it goes away" walter: "yeah but then ur stupid enough to take another sip!"

[icespirit1]

Womens' age is like fine wine . Shes aging like milk !

[heyneedadvice]

dumbass!

[Prodijeez]

Walter reminds me of Red from That 70's Show :))

[shelboidiot123]

@Prodijeez yeah he do i was thinkin the same thing! he he !

[eminemfan1979]

i should get a job where a  walmart gretter hello goodbye hahahahahaha!

[PhoenixFireeye]

Sound isn't the best, but who cares? It's Walter!

[MegaEbv]

be careful this is gonna be kinda pornographic, GET OFF lol

[SingerTonya]

Oooh! My face hurt!^^

[TheAllpink7]

sometimes i forget that its doll..who cares its funny :)

[Uaeboy215]

@TheAllpink7 looooooooool

thatssss true absololutly true

[tinkerbell19771]

that some funny shiit

[TheAngelOfFaith]

~*So I RAN his ass over!*~

~*What do you do when they arrest someone? "Alright buddy! Get in the basket!*~

[TheAngelOfFaith]

WELCOME TO WAL-MART! GET YOUR SHIT AND GET OUT!

[airaidia14]

YAY!!! WALTER!!!!!!!!!!

[dharmaseed]

I wanna be a greeter at Wal-Mart! what the hell's so funny? LOL

[Ziodarkgir]

"What's wrong with you?"

"I dunno, it's hot as hell outside, my skin is all dry and itchy, you put me in a sweater,

Sure as hell not going to ask you lotion!

[J3ofHearts]

[Insert video quote here]

[kdewberry1958]

"Welcome to Wal-Mart....get your shit and get out...have a nice day!" :))

[Cursedmarkchris10]

4 people hated the fact that it ended

[honeybunches42]

"Women age like fine wine"

"She's aging like milk" hahaha

[Phleaswriter]

I lit some lotion on fire once...that shit's powerful man!Note to self don't go to walmart for Vaseline!

[jessyboy96]

how many years are uou married?

46 years

what was the happiest moment of your live?

47 years ago

whahahah GE-NI-OUS!

[pianoterror]

how long have you been married: 46 years, What was the happiest moment in your life? 47 years ago!! XD

[muzicman1241]

shut the hell up!!!!!!!! just kidding thats funny!!!!

[alicecullenx2]

walmart...get your shit and get out!! :)

[emofoxy1]

nag nag nag nag nag nag BITCHHHH BITCH BITCH

[darenton]

ow ow ow ,what was i thinking, someone kill me please

[HuperHorseFan4757]

i love where he goes "she rolled outa bed, jumped on her menstrual cycle and ran my ass over!" i love that part :D

[NecroGrebert12]

anyone else noticed he always says my OLD friend walter

[thenastymee1]

@NecroGrebert12 Have you ever noticed that he is OLD ? =)

[xabii22alonsoo]

i dont give a damn..... duhuhuhuh *mocks laughter*

LMFAO i love that

[xabii22alonsoo]

i dont give a damn..... duhuhuhuh *mocks laughter*

LMFAO i love that

[kyler1115]

how u keep things fresh in the bedroom

fabreeze XD

[TwilightGirls1997]

DUDE THIS SHIT IS FUNNY my mom luvs walter!

[Gigmarina]

"Then his mother got out of the car and started swinging at me", "I took her out with the door"

[waylonmbuckey]

FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­Y

[yourgoodfriendme]

shut the hell up  duuhuhuhuhuhuuhuh

[TheStraightMusic]

he is so funny lol

[jedmonti96]

Naggiga naggiga biiiiitch bitch biiiitch

[jedmonti96]

Lol shes aging like milk!!!!!~~

[stonecoldvid]

LMFAO some jerk pulled up in a brand new Mercedes and goes right in a hanicap spot, he get's outta the car and there's nothing wrong with him don't you just hate that....YAAAAAAAA...so i ran his ass over.

[vulpixlover91]

the order in which they appear in Spark of Insanity: Walter Achmed Melvin Peanut Peanut and Jose the way they appear in Arguing With Myself: Walter Sweet Daddy D Bubba J Peanut Peanut and Jose

[WickedLovely121]

3:12-3:40 "Alright buddy, pull it over. Ching ching. Ching ching." "What do they do when they arrest somebody? Alright in the basket."

[Gymgurl1998]

1:52 - 2:24  LMFAO

[itsLozz]

walter is a BEAAAASSTTT. bloody amazing! <3.

[BlackRainZero]

Anyone understood the girl joke at around 6:00?

[itsLozz]

@BlackRainZero lmao yeah. :P

[biffyapple]

lol, peanut is better tho

[coreyhasgas]

what about Bubba J

[thekarazyshow]

best Dummys from best to worst:

walter

achmed

penut

[galloping4ever]

not true!!!! it goes peanut walter achmed

[lipgloss1232]

@thekarazyshow saame! thats what i think

[SELnDEMsupporter96]

@thekarazyshow umm no its peanut, achmed then walter.

[ThePrincesska25]

@thekarazyshow NONONO

walter

peanut

achmed

[ksidemonslayer]

Sweet daddy was super hilrious also.

[duskulldude]

oh u can tell the rookie cops they got playing cards in there spokes. oh digadigadigadiagdiagdaidg XD

[797left4deadfreak797]

"was i good for you"icant remember"lmao!

[djmars1983]

Er wtfh is that mess?

[arokthehun]

lmfao

[hexe279]

i love jeff and walter...lol

[MsTwinkle101]

Now be careful, these are pornographic...

"GET OFF... Get off I can't see the weather channel"

XD

[Dancergirl600]

Walter is soo cool, he is one of my favorites

[jayemerald99]

Welcome to Wal-Mart,Get your shit & get out!!!

[MrFinkerdink]

shut the hell up

[xHELLOPPLx]

"Welcome to Walmart! Get your shit and get out!"

[pedrobarboza92]

@xHELLOPPLx "Have a nice day!"

[SoulMan348]

@xHELLOPPLx Have a nice day!

[neoek2575]

@xHELLOPPLx Have a nice day x lol

[neoek2575]

@xHELLOPPLx Have a nice day lol



[gtafanboy32]

@xHELLOPPLx LOL

[smartgrl9]

"Alright buddy pull it over ching ching ching ching"

"What about when they arrest somebody? Alright in the basket" LOL!!

[RyanTomBucci]

She Screams "Screw You!" And I Yell "Bite Me!"

[aammyy100]

I love Jeff Dunham's work - Achmed and Walter FTW!!!

[djmars1983]

Don't forget Peanut.

[MsGooglyEyes]

its all hot outside. my skin is all dry and itchy. sure as hell not gonna ask you for lotion.

welcome to walmart. get your shit and get out. have a nice day.

shes aging like milk

[anh166956]

walter is so adorable xD

grumpy, but adorable still x]

[gabbytwilightgirl]

this is the shit!!!!!

[alejandraxlove]

"wanna hear what i do?" "heh no." "alrite u talked me into it." "now wait a minute--"

"be careful these r ganna be kinda pornographic."

"GET OFF....i cant see the weather channel!"

lmao!!! funny stuff

[LRHSandNMS]

a husband asks a wife "why are single women skinier than married women"

the wife answers "well single women come home look in the fridge and go to bed.....married women come hom see whats in bed and go to the fridge"

[ArifKhanEusuphxai]

A guy goes to his mate "my wife is an angel" his mate replies "lucky you mine is still alive"

[SuperSaiyain4Man]

lol Ferbreeze?

[grimonja]

funny as hell... but poor audio....

[DrParmesan]

lolerscates

[peanut3992]

Alright buddy, pull it over. *ching ching ching*

Alright, in the basket

xD

[Nichole678]

1. Peanut

2. Achmed

3. Walter

4. Sweet Daddy D

5. Bubba J

[WootyWooty13]

"shes ageing like milk."

[Finalfantasypianos14]

Fabreeze?

[jasmineleigh1991]

its air freshner :)

[deathchild221]

lol cool 46 years my grandparants just celabarted there 60th

[duckygoose98]

congrats to them! thats great!

[deathchild221]

thanks they just had a big party

[duckygoose98]

*thumbs up for them* :D

[dutchdragon1]

jeff, really good :D

[vanpat1987]

1. Peanut

2. Walter

3. Achmed

4 Bubba J.

5. Sweet Daddy D

[uzay2000]

awesomeeeeeee

[crazydennis007]

1st and 2nd? lame -.-

just say great video or something.

Jeff legend!

another great upload ;] 5/5*

[DocLeggz]

Fuck you, too!

[DocLeggz]

Awesome, 1st view! 1st comment too! Walter rules!