The one people miss is the kicking a homeless person one I think. I always feel better after watching this video :). Thankyou gradualreport for being the positive, silly (in a good way), and reasonable person you are, and thankyou for sharing that!
next time your depressed imagine being a Siamese twin joined at the shoulder your twin is gay but you arent hes having a date come over that and you 2 only have one ass now at least thats not your life
I think sex with Danny must cure depression. Also, if you're depressed, the best thing to do is to remove the thing making you depressed from your life. As in just do something about it. Or just remove yourself...
What I like to do is kick a dirty homeless person. Helps remind me that I'm not a dirty homeless person. Just kidding that's fucked up HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
hey Danny seriously you have skills man I can't help but laugh I got a idea for a video for you why do kids act like thug gangster wanna Bes anyways keep it up man I'm slowly working through your videos
My little friend. I help you grow. And you make me so soothing. *Sniff* You smell so nice. I like your face. HAMAMAM. Im gardening hahahaha!! You Taste Powerful!! xD
Depression comes to those who r selfish. Thats y doing good things like volunteering or going to church or even gardening does help. The trick, the more u fight it the sever it will become. Churches r not group of hypocrites, maybe some. Many organization who help poor and ppl in need r christian organizations. God bless u all.
If you hit 0 constantly, you'll see a lot rubbing of hair, if you hit 1, you'll hear a lot of hilarious profanity. Keep up our most important work Danny xD
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY ASS FELL OFF!
1:23-1:48...... hilariously funny!!!!!!! "You taste powerful!" HAHAHAHAHA...... and other stuff that is similarly funny..... is that how you spell similarly.... probably not
thumbs up for happy plant eating...wait NO, i cant garden =( no green thumb, more like a brown thumb, any plant i touch or water dies. now im more depressed. FML
The one people miss is the kicking a homeless person one I think. I always feel better after watching this video :). Thankyou gradualreport for being the positive, silly (in a good way), and reasonable person you are, and thankyou for sharing that!
Archietrex 5 days ago
Now I'm depressed and horrified I can never go back...
Zero2x0 3 weeks ago
poor plant...
invisibleessential 1 month ago
enter plant..i died
xXjAuli4Xx 1 month ago
"YOU TASTE POWERFUL!!
BLUUUUUUUARH"
hotimot 1 month ago
Fu""##ing annoying bloke depresses me
Dorsetlad1 1 month ago
TOP DEPRESSION TREATMENT ;
Watch Danny's Videos
CAUTION ! May Die Of Extreme Laughter .
paytonmakenna12 1 month ago 3
Two women chatting over a cup of tea.
"Oh Flo, I was so depressed last week, I tried to kill myself by taking 500 pain killers"
"Oh NO" gasped her friend " what happened?"
"Well after two, I felt a lot better"
TheAssblaster1 1 month ago
next time your depressed imagine being a Siamese twin joined at the shoulder your twin is gay but you arent hes having a date come over that and you 2 only have one ass now at least thats not your life
MrNick1537 2 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
gardening works!!! for instence i grow weed and marajuana.
And after growing them you use them!!! THE ULTIMATE WAY!! lol xD
You rock!
888Nevermore 2 months ago
try to stick ur tongue up ur nose!!!!!!!!!!!
jennacresta 2 months ago
david mires my teacher is david miles
emmiemadness 2 months ago
Church group? that sounds like hell
lauramartins18 2 months ago
i really did laugh when he sings...hahahahaha
jencube22 2 months ago
Gardening:L:L:L
Xx1000WordsxX 2 months ago
after watching this i feel slightly elevated :)
kath599 3 months ago
it is impossable to be depressed when watching you!
darkraimaster25 3 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
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i really could care less
kayak00007 3 months ago
Anyone else notice that he only listed 5, but said 6 steps of depression???
Dhesyca 4 months ago 13
I think sex with Danny must cure depression. Also, if you're depressed, the best thing to do is to remove the thing making you depressed from your life. As in just do something about it. Or just remove yourself...
watashiwasakuradesu 4 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
lol......shared this with a friend.
-a
Jezreel7773 4 months ago
yo momma so drunk she walked into a wall and said damn forgot there was a door there
chasesgirl12710 4 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
I thought it was very funny when you done that part that you were singing to that plant.
AerialChick1 4 months ago
I almost can't take him seriously with clothes on
0Killjoy 4 months ago 22
there are 7 ways to cure depression.. 7th way is to watch gradual report videos
ILY Danny :)
mellonhead178 4 months ago
If i had a Depression i just open my internet and see one of your videos!!!dam you cant make me stop laughtinggggg!!!RESPECTTT!!
tonic190 4 months ago
Plants taste powerful
wallwalker666 4 months ago
U taste gardenful
wallwalker666 4 months ago
My depression was caused by me not getting the game i wanted. I'm Getting it in a few days so fuck it (Dead Island)
markleycrew2009 5 months ago
Funaaay! xD *thumps up, thisis a comment, and SUBSCRIBED ;]*
ILuvConverse197 5 months ago
Charlie Sheen?
Asiian1 5 months ago
kicks a hobo
apex2000 5 months ago
it majhmarwana
schorcher13 5 months ago
I love my depression, it makes me love my life even more. If that makes any scence. ;)
714littlemsgaby 5 months ago
holy fuckadoodles he's wearing a shirt!
coffinxcandy 6 months ago
you taste powerfull!
Bekzstar 6 months ago
Hahahah
plavusha228 6 months ago
haha the doctor will subscribe you as an anti depressant or maybe not :/
lol you funny
450foxracing 6 months ago
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NobleShaft 6 months ago
just kidding, thats fucked up XDD
LaurenGatesfoREVer 6 months ago
It tastes powerful! Lol
Phailyour 6 months ago
for one moment i tought that the part with the caves was true tan i started laughing:)))))))
SsSLAURSsS 6 months ago
Danny, do you realize that there are only five methods? You said six, but when u said 'number six' or whatever, it was the 5th one
furyise 6 months ago
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look at Danny's ears at 0:54 O_O
jonny1531 6 months ago
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jonny1531 6 months ago
List of blessings: family boyfriend friends pretty little liars these videos warm weather my hair my clothes sword fighting I feel better now! :D
aphroditeboleyn 6 months ago
"rescri- subscribe, thumb up.." omg he's so funny..:D x
kayleighcamper 6 months ago
Well whoop de fucking do, top 2 comments are the same.
racepoltergeist 6 months ago
PRESS 5!! XD
xXxHyperBunnyxXx 7 months ago
danny, you r the cure 4 depression :) <3
shazam2121 7 months ago
'STOP IT. GET HAPPY'. Best Advice Ever.
FrankAsplund2 7 months ago
Something to stop depression is to just watch these videos
NoMnOm1311 7 months ago
"Gardening. DO EEHHT."
ashlynsBFanna 7 months ago
You Smell So NIceeee I Like Your Faceeeee Lol Muda fucka!!!
UndeadSoliderHUFL 7 months ago
It must Be FUN To Be YOU!
In All You Say & All You Do..
Everyday HOLDING THE SUN'S RAY!
CAUSING THEM TO SHINE from Your
Studio to Mine...
THANK YOU DEARLY for Being..
Discovering YOU... May this opportunity
Isaiah 11:9 be Yours Found TRUE!!!
Love being called "LEMON DROPS" xxxo
Jezreel7773 7 months ago
Click 6 Repeatedly for Possessed Danny.. o.O
RAWRitsCameronAlyssa 8 months ago
XDD that song made me laugh so i hard i couldnt stop laughing and now im tearing with joy
cassity2013 8 months ago
What I like to do is kick a dirty homeless person. Helps remind me that I'm not a dirty homeless person. Just kidding that's fucked up HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
TheHitokiri95 8 months ago
they taste powerful...
br33anoia4321 8 months ago
I think that plant was weed!!
natedog507 8 months ago
@natedog507 no danny has said he doesn't smoke pot in another video
TheLostSoulaod 8 months ago
IM ALMOST SHIT MY PANTS AT 1:29 XDDDDDDDDDDD
XxSwAtxXx 8 months ago
LOL MOTHERFUCKA.
marmar156 8 months ago
i wish that plant was weed....
thefreakinlizzard 8 months ago
you forgot the seventh thing you can do to get rid of depression... Listening to the frequency of love!!!
r0ckg0dproductions 8 months ago
U TASTE POWERFULL BLAGH
liamq12fu 8 months ago
My little friend i help u grow n u make me so soothing *sniffs* u smell.so nice like ur face nomnomnomnom ur ur so powerful
echo0622 8 months ago
Wat was that plant
alexander91740 9 months ago
Smoke dat plant up brother!
sexychrisdraper 9 months ago 3
im praying for you danny
dowhatwewant 9 months ago
Dear Danny,
I's going to ask this question because I LOVE YOU.
Lovelovelove.
Have you ever fallen for someone and or gotten your heart broken?
And I know you've made 2 vids on break ups already, but maybe you could tell us a story about it/make up one?
(If she's going to be imaginary, her name should be Cree)
(that's myyy name.)
;P :D ;)
talkingstrawberries 9 months ago
Dude that's no cure! That's just treating the symptom...not the cause.
find out the cause...then proceed accordingly. (it does depend on your definition of 'cure')
amateurschallenge 9 months ago
grow some weed?
alixix 9 months ago
Heres my cure for depression. Watching all of you videos. :)
karatekid768 9 months ago
omg dis guy is funny as hell!!
JSIskateCREW 9 months ago
I want to watch this. But somehwere over the rainbow is distracting me.
austone151 9 months ago
Eat plants.....they taste POWERFUL!!!
cooltew 10 months ago
i can't find my pen.... how am i going to write things down..i hate my life! hahaha hilarious :D xx
norarose03 10 months ago
YO! Some day u will die!
Karlo1441 10 months ago
man you are sick....I like it! :D
emssis 10 months ago
Just kidding. Thats not scientific. Thats horrifying.
WilWithOneL117 10 months ago
hey Danny seriously you have skills man I can't help but laugh I got a idea for a video for you why do kids act like thug gangster wanna Bes anyways keep it up man I'm slowly working through your videos
EscapeArtist1901 10 months ago
You are a cure for depression!
ang3me1a 10 months ago
My little friend. I help you grow. And you make me so soothing. *Sniff* You smell so nice. I like your face. HAMAMAM. Im gardening hahahaha!! You Taste Powerful!! xD
Liezeltjie1 10 months ago
Sunday is tomorrow and my cousin died. Dangerous Danny, dangerous. lol
SiaSound 10 months ago
i love how the first thing he says is..
"someday, you will die"
.... awesome.
CottonBunni 10 months ago
That plant looked like weed.
slimshady24322432 10 months ago
my little friend i help u grow hahahhaa i love uu danny!!
sarahll1417 10 months ago
WTF HAAAAAAAAAHHAAHAHAHAHH AHHA HAHHAAHAHAHHHHHHHHHAHHA
XSrdjan 10 months ago
''JUST KIDDING THAT'S FUCKED UP!''
Finando95 10 months ago
You taste powerful!
thunder2140 10 months ago
1:31 to 1:32 Is possibly the funniest thing to this video
austone151 10 months ago
LOL Motha Fuckaaaaaaaaaaa.... LOL.....
LMFAO XP
Greaser90045 11 months ago
Cure for depresion = money... but ill eat some plants too now...
NFVGames 11 months ago
Depression comes to those who r selfish. Thats y doing good things like volunteering or going to church or even gardening does help. The trick, the more u fight it the sever it will become. Churches r not group of hypocrites, maybe some. Many organization who help poor and ppl in need r christian organizations. God bless u all.
Tkilller 11 months ago
@Tkilller stfu
jeffreywish 11 months ago
@jeffreywish Oh really, I thought ur name on ur account is "I love my haters" :)
Tkilller 11 months ago
@Tkilller it is moron
jeffreywish 11 months ago
dude what helps me reduce depression is u man hahaha u one enough Drepression Reducer ;))
nior712 11 months ago
hes like fred
pidog1011 11 months ago
cure for depression = anti-depressants.
DanielHoward777 11 months ago
danny i watched that because i am depresseed u helped(-=
whosthatgothicchick 11 months ago
OMG u make me LOL XD
xxtooslowxx 11 months ago
MMM PLANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blahkishma 11 months ago
Hey #UN#, Life's cold here in Canada, return the favor and come check out our pages
AutopotseedsDOTinfo 11 months ago
I love everything else, but not when u bite the plant
KikyoHigurashi 11 months ago
@yourmommy17 yes very small world
47grlygrl 11 months ago
what a legend, i love this guy. cheered me up
Darky1600 11 months ago
LOL
rofalmatt 11 months ago
aha i thought he said "Sunday, you will die." oh...that wasn't a good start to the happiness.
Love you DANNEH
PinkMoon313 11 months ago 18
I fight my depression by watching gradual report. I hope that helps some of you ! :D
maxaxelpro 11 months ago 90
Jerking off and running helps me:)
GonaBeNavySEAL 11 months ago
"i like kicking dirty homless people to remind myself im not a dirty homeless person...Just kidding, thats fu*kedup" lmao
TheOkiOreo 11 months ago 2
how can 30 people dislike this??? its . . like. . . . IMPOSSIBLE!
TedOfNod 11 months ago
danny, im 15 and have clinical depresdion. your videos are hilarous and make me LOL mother fucker LOL. so thanks (:
47grlygrl 11 months ago 2
@47grlygrl oh gee, im 16 an have clinical depression. small world lol
yourmommy17 11 months ago
Watch my new Future Words with Friends video! It has amazing VFX's in it!
Hyminym 11 months ago
watch?v=FuinaIm-kd4
sk8dayfuknight 11 months ago
keep pressing 0
epic hair flip
xBluex420xDreamx 11 months ago
a girl from my class makes me happy :)... because she has a nice ass and i want to fuck her hard :D
andr3s7304 11 months ago
I WAS ALL DEPREST AND NOW IM HAPPY THX DANNY! I THINK IM GOING TO GO EAT A PLANT NOW! BYE BYE!
free109867 11 months ago
If you hit 0 constantly, you'll see a lot rubbing of hair, if you hit 1, you'll hear a lot of hilarious profanity. Keep up our most important work Danny xD
Damien132435 11 months ago
37,367 views, 1,766 likes, and 30 dislikes. If those numbers don't tell you how successful this guy is, you can't do math.
TheShadowFlame101 11 months ago
#4: Bust Nuts
jesseb5446 11 months ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY ASS FELL OFF!
smile4everbuds 11 months ago
youve gotten fat
slovencleta 11 months ago
When i'm sad, i stop being sad and start being awesome instead.
shenrod 11 months ago
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124mclovin 11 months ago
Remember when you could watch a video without having to sitthrough a commercial?
Remember When Music Videos Were uploaded by users not VEVO
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Remember you could rate a video1-5 stars?
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Remember when the users controlled the site not corporations?
WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!
Post this in every video and let`s start a youtube revolution
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aks99cacak 11 months ago 3
pause the video... anywhere) i laughed at every pause)
SnSMuNitioNs 11 months ago
Danny, YOU are the cure for depression.
And AIDS
And Cancer
and Gonorrhea......
metalman89144 11 months ago 2
@metalman89144 but not herpes...no...never herpes
Jiggy060532900 11 months ago
@Jiggy060532900 Sadly.......*Scratches Crotch* LOL
metalman89144 11 months ago
look at his eyes
looks like he hasnt slept lol
Cellsd 11 months ago
@Cellsd that is also the effect of smoking a certain plant..
cspearsrocks1324 11 months ago
@cspearsrocks1324 yeah but he has said he doesnt smoke anything or has ever
Cellsd 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Remember when you could watch a video without having to sitthrough a commercial?
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Remember When all the info was to the right of the video?
Remember you could rate a video1-5 stars?
Remember The famous yellow subscribe button?
Remember when the users controlled the site not corcorations?
WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!
Post this in every video and let`s start a youtube revolution
Thumbs up for this "speech"
IGORorigami 11 months ago
Another cure for depression.. watch the GradualReport :D
SentientOmnimus 11 months ago 32
what was that plant you ate?
Dobro96 11 months ago
funniest 3:05 of my life
RazzlePlatinum 11 months ago
Keep pressing 5
Keep pressing 6
Keep pressing 0
And lol.
SuzeXD 11 months ago
LMAO!! This video made my night XD
kiyokoha 11 months ago
I am experiencing happy thoughts now watching you right now Danny!!!
marfabear 11 months ago
i look at cute kittens when im depressed :( they make me happy.
jacobbobcorn 11 months ago
lol 1:58, dirty homeless person lol
DEKIDJT 11 months ago
you taste powerful!
Misswhodatgirl 11 months ago
press 1 very fast....
theaveragejoe771 11 months ago
1:23-1:48...... hilariously funny!!!!!!! "You taste powerful!" HAHAHAHAHA...... and other stuff that is similarly funny..... is that how you spell similarly.... probably not
15graysongales 11 months ago
Spamming either 3 or 1 while watching the video cures depression.
maniapa 11 months ago
PRESS 1 FUCKER!
Heroes0fNioghy 11 months ago
They found that learned helplessness has a lot to do with human depression.
MechanicalMedusa 11 months ago
He's kinda cute
peoplesukballs 11 months ago
0:41
TheDubJake 11 months ago
thumbs up for happy plant eating...wait NO, i cant garden =( no green thumb, more like a brown thumb, any plant i touch or water dies. now im more depressed. FML
AmericanSuiteheartTV 11 months ago
he sounded like fred
demonchild565 11 months ago
@demonchild565 Wrong. Fred sounds like HIM!
Bane527 11 months ago
dr. greenthum cypress hill is best! , sick vid really liked how you said dr greenthum
brandon18402 11 months ago
sometimes you're sexy
katiespeachykeen 11 months ago 2
The gradual report cures depression. Duh... If you're depressed, just watch Danny's videos. LOL
LuckyApplehead 11 months ago
Bahahahahahaaha!! I love him!!!!!!
bubblesluvsyou13 11 months ago
You're not naked...? How? :D
TheExtremeTES 11 months ago 4
Your dick would sure as hell make me happy! ;)
xDEADxKITTENSx 11 months ago
you know if you can't write "i'm alive and in good health" on the list of blessings, then you're maaad depressed.
PickYourVenom 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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Remember When Music Videos Were uploaded by users not VEVO
Remember When all the info was to the right of the video?
Remember you could rate a video1-5 stars?
Remember The famous yellow subscribe button?
Remember when the users controlled the site not corporations?
WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!
Post this in every video and let`s start a youtube revolution
Thumbs up to keep this at the top of the page!
DeadAndUnknown 11 months ago
Gardening? There's a foot of snow on the ground...
thegothmog 11 months ago
LMFAO I LOVE YOU
suckmyimaginarycock 11 months ago
Step 1: Let video load
Step 2: Hit 5 a few times to watch the song...
Step 3: Spam 6 until it gets old
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit
tadshackles 11 months ago
Hello, You must be a virgin.
sillyyme 11 months ago
I don't know if it's just me, but i'd really like to L.D.K.M.U.T.M.H.S.L.W.M. right now. So bad!!!
BitterSweetTeeVee 11 months ago
what i'd like to do is kick a dirty homeless person, it helps remind me that i'm not a dirty homeless person...ROFL XD hahaha
TheChairIsYourEnemy 11 months ago
Danny,
You make me laugh uncontrollably, and then I want to do very dirty things to/with you. I hope you're having an awesome day.
/(0,0)\ it's an owl.
Bippledot 11 months ago 2
OMFG ur amazingggggg dannny!
XxAlisonPaigexX 11 months ago
your actually wearing a shirt today!
chemical93girl 11 months ago
1:29 hahahaha
JackDillbry09 11 months ago
SHINNYYYY KJXNSkjnjc
LittleMissHigson 11 months ago
eat plants they taste POWERFUL!!!
BabyTheSkyIsBlue 11 months ago