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  • The one people miss is the kicking a homeless person one I think. I always feel better after watching this video :). Thankyou gradualreport for being the positive, silly (in a good way), and reasonable person you are, and thankyou for sharing that!

  • Now I'm depressed and horrified I can never go back...

  • poor plant...

  • enter plant..i died

  • "YOU TASTE POWERFUL!!

    BLUUUUUUUARH"

  • Fu""##ing annoying bloke depresses me

  • TOP DEPRESSION TREATMENT ;

    Watch Danny's Videos

    CAUTION ! May Die Of Extreme Laughter .

  • Two women chatting over a cup of tea.

    "Oh Flo, I was so depressed last week, I tried to kill myself by taking 500 pain killers"

    "Oh NO" gasped her friend " what happened?"

    "Well after two, I felt a lot better"

  • next time your depressed imagine being a Siamese twin joined at the shoulder your twin is gay but you arent hes having a date come over that and you 2 only have one ass now at least thats not your life

  • gardening works!!! for instence i grow weed and marajuana.

    And after growing them you use them!!! THE ULTIMATE WAY!! lol xD

    You rock!

  • try to stick ur tongue up ur nose!!!!!!!!!!!

  • david mires my teacher is david miles

  • Church group? that sounds like hell

  • i really did laugh when he sings...hahahahaha

  • Gardening:L:L:L

  • after watching this i feel slightly elevated :)

  • it is impossable to be depressed when watching you!

  • Anyone else notice that he only listed 5, but said 6 steps of depression???

  • I think sex with Danny must cure depression. Also, if you're depressed, the best thing to do is to remove the thing making you depressed from your life. As in just do something about it. Or just remove yourself...

  • lol......shared this with a friend.

    -a

  • yo momma so drunk she walked into a wall and said damn forgot there was a door there

  • I thought it was very funny when you done that part that you were singing to that plant.

  • I almost can't take him seriously with clothes on

  • there are 7 ways to cure depression.. 7th way is to watch gradual report videos

    ILY Danny :)

  • If i had a Depression i just open my internet and see one of your videos!!!dam you cant make me stop laughtinggggg!!!RESPECTTT!!

  • Plants taste powerful

  • U taste gardenful

  • My depression was caused by me not getting the game i wanted. I'm Getting it in a few days so fuck it (Dead Island)

  • Funaaay! xD *thumps up, thisis a comment, and SUBSCRIBED ;]*

  • Charlie Sheen?

  • kicks a hobo

  • it majhmarwana

  • I love my depression, it makes me love my life even more. If that makes any scence. ;)

  • holy fuckadoodles he's wearing a shirt!

  • you taste powerfull!

  • Hahahah

  • haha the doctor will subscribe you as an anti depressant or maybe not :/

    lol you funny

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  • just kidding, thats fucked up XDD

  • It tastes powerful! Lol

  • for one moment i tought that the part with the caves was true tan i started laughing:)))))))

  • Danny, do you realize that there are only five methods? You said six, but when u said 'number six' or whatever, it was the 5th one

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  • List of blessings: family boyfriend friends pretty little liars these videos warm weather my hair my clothes sword fighting I feel better now! :D

  • "rescri- subscribe, thumb up.." omg he's so funny..:D x

  • Well whoop de fucking do, top 2 comments are the same.

  • PRESS 5!! XD

  • danny, you r the cure 4 depression :) <3

  • 'STOP IT. GET HAPPY'. Best Advice Ever.

  • Something to stop depression is to just watch these videos

  • "Gardening. DO EEHHT."

  • You Smell So NIceeee I Like Your Faceeeee Lol Muda fucka!!!

  • It must Be FUN To Be YOU!

    In All You Say & All You Do..

    Everyday HOLDING THE SUN'S RAY!

    CAUSING THEM TO SHINE from Your

    Studio to Mine...

    THANK YOU DEARLY for Being..

    Discovering YOU... May this opportunity

    Isaiah 11:9 be Yours Found TRUE!!!

    Love being called "LEMON DROPS" xxxo

  • Click 6 Repeatedly for Possessed Danny.. o.O

  • XDD that song made me laugh so i hard i couldnt stop laughing and now im tearing with joy

  • What I like to do is kick a dirty homeless person. Helps remind me that I'm not a dirty homeless person. Just kidding that's fucked up HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • they taste powerful...

  • I think that plant was weed!!

  • @natedog507 no danny has said he doesn't smoke pot in another video

  • IM ALMOST SHIT MY PANTS AT 1:29 XDDDDDDDDDDD

  • LOL MOTHERFUCKA.

  • i wish that plant was weed....

  • you forgot the seventh thing you can do to get rid of depression... Listening to the frequency of love!!!

  • U TASTE POWERFULL BLAGH

  • My little friend i help u grow n u make me so soothing *sniffs* u smell.so nice like ur face nomnomnomnom ur ur so powerful

  • Wat was that plant

  • Smoke dat plant up brother!

  • im praying for you danny

  • Dear Danny,

    I's going to ask this question because I LOVE YOU.

    Lovelovelove.

    Have you ever fallen for someone and or gotten your heart broken?

    And I know you've made 2 vids on break ups already, but maybe you could tell us a story about it/make up one?

    (If she's going to be imaginary, her name should be Cree)

    (that's myyy name.)

    ;P :D ;)

  • Dude that's no cure! That's just treating the symptom...not the cause.

    find out the cause...then proceed accordingly. (it does depend on your definition of 'cure')

  • grow some weed?

  • Heres my cure for depression. Watching all of you videos. :)

  • omg dis guy is funny as hell!!

  • I want to watch this. But somehwere over the rainbow is distracting me.

  • Eat plants.....they taste POWERFUL!!!

  • i can't find my pen.... how am i going to write things down..i hate my life! hahaha hilarious :D xx

  • YO! Some day u will die!

  • man you are sick....I like it! :D

  • Just kidding. Thats not scientific. Thats horrifying.

  • hey Danny seriously you have skills man I can't help but laugh I got a idea for a video for you why do kids act like thug gangster wanna Bes anyways keep it up man I'm slowly working through your videos

  • You are a cure for depression!

  • My little friend. I help you grow. And you make me so soothing. *Sniff* You smell so nice. I like your face. HAMAMAM. Im gardening hahahaha!! You Taste Powerful!! xD

  • Sunday is tomorrow and my cousin died. Dangerous Danny, dangerous. lol

  • i love how the first thing he says is..

    "someday, you will die"

    .... awesome.

  • That plant looked like weed.

  • my little friend i help u grow hahahhaa i love uu danny!!

  • WTF HAAAAAAAAAHHAAHAHAHAHH AHHA HAHHAAHAHAHHHHHHHHHAHHA

  • ''JUST KIDDING THAT'S FUCKED UP!''

  • You taste powerful!

  • 1:31 to 1:32 Is possibly the funniest thing to this video

  • LOL Motha Fuckaaaaaaaaaaa.... LOL.....

    LMFAO XP

  • Cure for depresion = money... but ill eat some plants too now...

  • Depression comes to those who r selfish. Thats y doing good things like volunteering or going to church or even gardening does help. The trick, the more u fight it the sever it will become. Churches r not group of hypocrites, maybe some. Many organization who help poor and ppl in need r christian organizations. God bless u all.

  • @Tkilller stfu

  • @jeffreywish Oh really, I thought ur name on ur account is "I love my haters" :)

  • @Tkilller it is moron

  • dude what helps me reduce depression is u man hahaha u one enough Drepression Reducer ;))

  • hes like fred

  • cure for depression = anti-depressants.

  • danny i watched that because i am depresseed u helped(-=

  • OMG u make me LOL XD

  • MMM PLANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hey #UN#, Life's cold here in Canada, return the favor and come check out our pages

  • I love everything else, but not when u bite the plant

  • @yourmommy17 yes very small world

  • what a legend, i love this guy. cheered me up

  • LOL

  • aha i thought he said "Sunday, you will die." oh...that wasn't a good start to the happiness.

    Love you DANNEH

  • I fight my depression by watching gradual report. I hope that helps some of you ! :D

  • Jerking off and running helps me:)

  • "i like kicking dirty homless people to remind myself im not a dirty homeless person...Just kidding, thats fu*kedup" lmao

  • how can 30 people dislike this??? its . . like. . . . IMPOSSIBLE!

  • danny, im 15 and have clinical depresdion. your videos are hilarous and make me LOL mother fucker LOL. so thanks (:

  • @47grlygrl oh gee, im 16 an have clinical depression. small world lol

  • Watch my new Future Words with Friends video! It has amazing VFX's in it!

  • watch?v=FuinaIm-kd4

  • keep pressing 0

    epic hair flip

  • a girl from my class makes me happy :)... because she has a nice ass and i want to fuck her hard :D

  • I WAS ALL DEPREST AND NOW IM HAPPY THX DANNY! I THINK IM GOING TO GO EAT A PLANT NOW! BYE BYE!

  • If you hit 0 constantly, you'll see a lot rubbing of hair, if you hit 1, you'll hear a lot of hilarious profanity. Keep up our most important work Danny xD

  • 37,367 views, 1,766 likes, and 30 dislikes. If those numbers don't tell you how successful this guy is, you can't do math.

  • #4: Bust Nuts

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY ASS FELL OFF!

  • youve gotten fat

  • When i'm sad, i stop being sad and start being awesome instead.

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  • Remember when you could watch a video without having to sitthrough a commercial?

    Remember When Music Videos Were uploaded by users not VEVO

    Remember When all the info was to the right of the video?

    Remember you could rate a video1-5 stars?

    Remember The famous yellow subscribe button?

    Remember when the users controlled the site not corporations?

    WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

    Post this in every video and let`s start a youtube revolution

    Thumbs up to keep this at the top of the page!

  • pause the video... anywhere) i laughed at every pause)

  • Danny, YOU are the cure for depression.

    And AIDS

    And Cancer

    and Gonorrhea......

  • @metalman89144 but not herpes...no...never herpes

  • @Jiggy060532900 Sadly.......*Scratches Crotch* LOL

  • look at his eyes

    looks like he hasnt slept lol

  • @Cellsd that is also the effect of smoking a certain plant..

  • @cspearsrocks1324 yeah but he has said he doesnt smoke anything or has ever

  • Another cure for depression.. watch the GradualReport :D

  • what was that plant you ate?

  • funniest 3:05 of my life

  • Keep pressing 5

    Keep pressing 6

    Keep pressing 0

    And lol.

  • LMAO!! This video made my night XD

  • I am experiencing happy thoughts now watching you right now Danny!!!

  • i look at cute kittens when im depressed :( they make me happy.

  • lol 1:58, dirty homeless person lol

  • you taste powerful!

  • press 1 very fast....

  • 1:23-1:48...... hilariously funny!!!!!!! "You taste powerful!" HAHAHAHAHA...... and other stuff that is similarly funny..... is that how you spell similarly.... probably not

  • Spamming either 3 or 1 while watching the video cures depression.

  • PRESS 1 FUCKER!

  • They found that learned helplessness has a lot to do with human depression.

  • He's kinda cute

  • 0:41

    

  • thumbs up for happy plant eating...wait NO, i cant garden =( no green thumb, more like a brown thumb, any plant i touch or water dies. now im more depressed. FML

  • he sounded like fred

  • @demonchild565 Wrong. Fred sounds like HIM!

  • dr. greenthum cypress hill is best! , sick vid really liked how you said dr greenthum

  • sometimes you're sexy

  • The gradual report cures depression. Duh... If you're depressed, just watch Danny's videos. LOL

  • Bahahahahahaaha!! I love him!!!!!!

  • You're not naked...? How? :D

  • Your dick would sure as hell make me happy! ;)

  • you know if you can't write "i'm alive and in good health" on the list of blessings, then you're maaad depressed.

  • Gardening? There's a foot of snow on the ground...

  • LMFAO I LOVE YOU

  • Step 1: Let video load

    Step 2: Hit 5 a few times to watch the song...

    Step 3: Spam 6 until it gets old

    Step 4: ???

    Step 5: Profit

  • Hello, You must be a virgin.

  • I don't know if it's just me, but i'd really like to L.D.K.M.U.T.M.H.S.L.W.M. right now. So bad!!!

  • what i'd like to do is kick a dirty homeless person, it helps remind me that i'm not a dirty homeless person...ROFL XD hahaha

  • Danny,

    You make me laugh uncontrollably, and then I want to do very dirty things to/with you. I hope you're having an awesome day.

    /(0,0)\ it's an owl.

  • OMFG ur amazingggggg dannny!

  • your actually wearing a shirt today!

  • 1:29 hahahaha

  • SHINNYYYY KJXNSkjnjc

  • eat plants they taste POWERFUL!!!