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  • how funny are you!

  • Lmao 'well dodgy' haha epic.

  • lol clubland ad before vid

  • Im from newcastle, how do you think i feel!

  • man you are a good entertaining to watch nothing over the top just honesty and comedy :) well done

  • now i'm officially scared to visit england.

  • what i love is when people get irritated by chavs, take the chavs lighter, then throw it as hard as they can near the chavs feet and it just explodes and people run around like "SHIT theres somat going on round the corner lets run

  • @funnypranks haha this happened to one of my mates, group of year 11s kicked a ball at this lad and broke his nose hahahah

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  • chavs brought 9 pitbulls in my school nd let them run around biting people

  • In my school people use to flush the years 7's heads in the toilet

  • our school was set on fire .. and teachers did fuck all, gypsys use to come in over the school looking for poeple to fight with , you sohuld of talked about the school bus , our root took us down past another schools bus root and we waited everytime, to frow eggs and all sorts at each other as we passed

  • pubeicles lol

  • Your videos are really cool.I'm not sure if the video are for people in the UK or USA. I had to google most of your slang (which was sorta educational...learni' British Slang) "smokings fags", "slash?? ","thrown in bin?", "dodgy?"

    It's nice to know that in the UK, High School is very much like High School in the USA.

    And for the record, I'd drop to ground laughing if someone hit my teacher with a drop kick basketball to the head during a outside "recess." I'm a nice guy but it's funny;)

  • hahaha this is hilarious.

  • I miss the simple times at Secondary school.

  • thats gay that they touch your johnson

  • where are your lips?

  • @redefiningsk8ing on your mums vagina.

  • There are chavs at my school but Im really tall so they dont mess with me lol

  • I just watched both parts of this video and i laughed so much because all of this is actually true! Back in my high school days ( like a year ago haha ) all of what jordan said was true! Especially the animal noises, footballs been kicked up in the air, gas taps been set alight and 100% the supply teacher stuff. I even showed my mum both parts of this vid and she laughed all the way through it.

  • ahah, watching this makes me miss high school :')

  • My school EXPLAINED. LOL!

  • I laughed a lot, you're a very talented comedian

  • ARE U SERIOUS!?!?!? Well im not going to britian.... neva

  • This is so interesting lol! Only makes me want to go to England that much more. Here in America none of that stuff happens. I think we have only one fight a year, and at the end of the year the seniors always have a food fight. Other then that It's so damn boring. Call me crazy but I would prefer to go to your kind of school lol xD

  • Most people don't understand, In England, the Chavs aren't the hard ones.

    They just show off the most.

    :D

  • what if your a girl?? what do they do to the girls?

  • thus us england :)

  • I like how americans and all these country are bigging up there douchebags saying theres are better than ours. Our douches wud bang your chavss waayy

  • @NickyGanja that i would like to see

  • chavs will get there asses kicked in America..you guys need to stop being pussys

  • @NickyGanja honestly mate, they enjoy it

    you try to fight 8 people at once, and they either run away and laugh or attack you from behind.

    and then they'll go brick your windows, or put a fireworks through your letterbox.

  • @NickyGanja How do you know that exactly? Do you know every chav and every american personally to know how well they can fight? Dont be so fuckin stupid, there are thousands of chavs/non-chavs that could knock the teeth straight through half of your countrys throats, or is that just because if they came to your country someone would be shooting at them before fists could even be raised, having a gun does not make you hard, just a cunt, with a gun.

  • Hey Jordan it's Oct 21 2010 and I just saw your video about school life in England part 2. I like it. I like it that someone like you dose this cause it tells us about life over there. I'm in Worcester, Massachusetts. Do you think you could make a video about Blackpool, England? It would be cool if you could go there and show that, and talk.

    Thanks Doug Medina

  • @Rontru1213446 Hey Dog, I have been to Blackpool 3 times this year and every time i forgot to take my camera, i might visit their again soon so i will remember to film some stuff.

  • @FunnyPranks This is excactly what happenes at my school

  • not in all of ower scholls in my school if you even looked at another persons dick wen you haven a piss you are consederd gay as soon as you have put up your flyer and done all that then thell pick on u and not sicking head down tolets there2 tolets 1 on eatch part of my school both have a long stand up one and 1 has 3 cubes and one has 4 on one the 2 door on ether side are broken and one is only useabel on the other side all 4 cubes are useabel no 1 get put in bins ether

  • What school did you go to?!

  • I hate these kind of story's, infact i hate it so much that kids have to still put up with this. I wish the parents of these little monsters were made to go back to school and be treated like the utter trash there offspring are. There utter scum and if I had the chance to meet up with similar crettings i used to see when I was at school - I promise you now I would completely demoralize them. If they dont want to learn - FINE - JUST SHUV THEM SOMEWEAR ELSE - PREFERABLY HELL

  • i dislike those guys. at my school they will call your name over and over and over and did i mention over again until you say "WHAT???!!!!" then they say hi "its so annoying. only i go to an American school and I call them jerkwads

  • It ain't like that u dickeds

  • this is the funniest shit i've heard ALL DAY.

  • hahaha "smoking fags" sound like "sucking gay cock" in america.

  • Is it me, or does this guy look a bit like messi?

  • @adamsamazingapples he does a bit

  • jesus christ. sounds like a prison.

  • Is that an american flag behind the english flag? Lmao!

    Why not any australian flags >:( Our schools are exactly like that

  • actually they chant she fell over

  • no in england its no longer u fell over they now say she fell over

  • fuck me some of your storys are hilarious, giving me some ideas lol

  • @BritishPatriot3 little phil in the bin lol

  • @ge0rgey0 haha he would scream like a bitch

  • Chavs don't have mental problems, it's the way they are brought up. Chavs give kids mental problem. Like they have me, getting bullied usa is probably nothing to what loners in uk get. I'm a loner with no friends, and chavs pick on me all the time because i'm different.

    Only reason why there's not very much gun crime in uk is because of gun law, thats why there's loads of school shootings in america. I can always use a nail gun.

  • In my high school we have a set of stairs that go from the front door up all three levels of the school called the main stairs. These stairs used to be called the senior stairs and it used to be only seniors could use them, it was a tradition for a long time. Once, a sophomore girl used the senior stairs and two boys caught her and dumped her in a trash can. Today, kids sit all over those stairs and sometimes take up several steps and you have to step over them and maybe fall. Great times.

  • haaa, i love your videos, so funny yet so true

  • It's little horrible for me.

    I'm from Poland and I'm suprised about chavs and them behaviour.

    Chavs are big problem in England, aren't they?

  • Haha! The ball always hits me in the head (5 times in 30 mins)

  • What exactly is a chav? I'm from Northern California but it sounds like you're talking about either oversized kids with clear behavior and mental problems or a gang of bully gay dudes that grab other guys junk at the urinal.

  • Watch 'Chavs Jordan Explains' its in the playlist on the right of this video, under the description.

  • Thanks.

  • @FunnyPranks Hey man youre great. You get the word out to chavs. Show them who the realy are. I live in liverpool and at like 3:00 in the morning you'll here next doors door slam and after it FUCCCCCCKINNN HEELLL LADDDD. WHATCHAAA FINKK YA DOIWN . AHHHH MATE.hhaa. Add me as a freind plz.

  • @chickendippers1997 Hey :} i'm from liverpool to and bloody hell i know what you mean. I'm in year 10 now so all the chavs in my year now reckon' they're the hardest or whatever, and the year 7 wanna-be chavs...honestly they're even worse XD you know what i mean?

  • @DominoTF141 yeh , its just fuckin stupid. What is the point? Ever single one of them will grow up to become dole lovers.

  • @chickendippers1997 Exactly and the thing is we are all paying for there moronic pointless tantrums in the tax that this nanny state government makes us all pay. Y not have an ebay rating system - the more they screw up - the less there rating is and the else wages they pay and the more taxes there charged. Im convinced it would work, Think about it> If a dog barks and you dont feed it , it will soon stop - THERES NO DIFFERENCE - THERE ANIMALS -"SORRY - CHAV ANIMALS".

  • @SuaveGemini haha....you've got that pretty spot on. I'm laughing my ass off at your comment

  • i no what ya mena lol the kids at me school in peterborught omg what a pain in the ass you are well funny lol

  • Yeah same Im from new jersey and my school their are always fights everybody thinks their tough until they get cracked across the face.

  • ahh good ol britain :)

  • Taking it in the face, taking it in the other face.

    I laughed so hard.

  • god you must live in a horrible area. i'm from southern california. most people in my high school were too stoned to do anything at all.

  • not a horrible area.. a horrible country lol. English kids are violent little thugs

  • lol alot more realistic than part 2. outside id say isnt as safe as inside, but u get fresh air, and more stuff seems to happen.

  • well me and friends put a couple of kids in garbage' s before

  • we and our schools are the same thing!!!

  • hahaha i live in manchester and i got an apple thrown at my head last week. fuckin hurt. everyday is pure survival lol i go to a pretty rough school aswell. no locks on toilet doors so if u need a shit its terrible.

  • @x10secsx i got a bin thrown off my head on friday when i was standing haveing a piss in the cubical they threw it over the door

  • U sed 900, try 2500 :| we've had gangwars, fella off crimewatch got shot outside, and a lad wid a knife cum in ndd chased ppl :)

  • What school is this?

  • in my primary school somebody got stabbed in the face and in my high school when i was in year 7 it was basically a fight for your life constantly. people couldn`t turn their backs in case of a take down etc. luckily i somehow survived and am now in year 10. by the way for americans etc this stuff really happens in english schools.

  • at my school chavs jus get a beat down if they annoy any1

  • what is slashing?

  • urinating

  • Pissing

  • cuttng peoples car tyres with knives

  • Tbh I'm surprised that I've made it to year 10 without trouble. I am quite well known at the school and no one tries anything on me :)

  • some chav thought it would be funny to take a dump in my school sink..ofc everyone was in ther taking pics of it..

  • taking it in the face..and taking it in the other face.. anyway brilliant video!

  • do any of the chavs in your school know about these videos? haha

  • theres a kid in my year. on the first day ( 3 years ago ) he got stuffed in a bin and nobody spoke to him again hahahahaha!!!!!!!!

  • haha LOL Poor kid

  • lol

  • te bins thing tru ye no we putemup side dawn loker man

  • I'm from England, I'm from Bristol and my school is very good, we have nothing like you said, we don't have any chavs.... not 1 of what i know, people in my school where friendly even the older students, i can see now that i was very lucky ^^

  • and if u batter some one thats a chav they would probley get there mom or some on 2 ya coz they can fight for them selfs or they say ill get my mate 2 batter ya coz they cant do it there self

  • at our school the kids got thrown on the roof, THE FUKING ROOF FFS!?!

  • Lol fights are always fun

    two year seven kids were going to have a fight But they didn't cuz ofsted were in , They saved the fight for 2 days So we didn't get a bad rep and the headteacher actually thanked Them Lol,

  • did you go to westleigh high school ????

  • same happens in ours lmao

  • sado

  • to get out our school doors we either have to go up or down the stairs because the doors are in the middle, its horrible

  • My friend had there nose broken by a football :/ she was only in the first year.

  • LMFAOOO

    the fight bit was the funniest :'DD!!

  • did some one beep the horn at u lOL that was funny that i coudnt stop laughing

  • yeah thats true, at my school theres always a bunch of lads playing football and as soon as the bell goes there always there befor everyone else waiting in the play-ground. so then everyone gets sacred and everyone will just run past them screaming and laughing and about 10 people get knocked out by a football all the time, LOL

  • Your school needs to sort itself out. My school has its fair amount of chavs but none of them are as horrible as the chavs at your school. Chavs are pussies at my school. haha...

  • chavs are pussies anyway

  • lol luklii i aint in yr 7:p lol

  • great description sounds like some of schools ive been 2 just bit worse

  • affordable

  • if someone tried to trhow me in a bin iwould already thrown a punch.... but im 5'8 in 8th grade so they probaly not pick im tall

  • ha

    have you ever been to england

    it doesnt matter if you throw a punch or not

    to every 1 chav there 4 freinds so 5v1

  • Part 1 and 2 are both so true.

    You know those weak walls you get in schools? I've been shunted into one so hard that I almost got hit through it.

    I've also had sandwiches chucked at my face, had footballs kicked at me, been locked out etc. And I NEVER went to the toilet at school.

    Worst of all, my school was built for 200 people, yet there was about 750 students at least. Changing class was chaos to say the least.

    Great videos btw. Subscribed.

  • i'm from reading in southern england, and in my school about 10 people get killed or knifed every year

  • It would have been awesome if you could try to film at school. Obviously you would have to hide the camera so no one takes it, but it would have been really cool to see what it's like.

  • i would be home schooled if i had to go where you are.

  • if i were u i would kick a chav in the head and run

  • but they run like Olympic athletes! Lol

  • lmao

    does it like digs m8

    u r awesome!!!!!!

  • r u incarge of the global year book

  • jordan yuove done it again..im from scarborough(England) my school is suorisingly similar to your.

  • I though American schools were bad. Thats pretty harsh, there are fights and alot of pregnant people in public high schools thats about it.

  • here isnt alot of pregnant people at all public schools in america.....depends were ur at

  • like you said about the kicking the football and rugby ball stuff. Well in our school a teacher kicked a football and it smashed on another teachers head breaking her glasses aswell. It was WELL funny

  • hahaha love ur video's nerly the same in my school am from liverpool (england) some mad stuff go on, i hate it when ur just sitting there on ur chair and they walk into you, yes THEY WALK INTO YOU! and call you all kinds because they have got a sore hip hahahahaha stupid chavs

    i subscribed because off part 1 so keep up the videos i have oly wached a few but will b waching more :P

  • you've done it again, your videos are HILARIOUS

    They all have different titles but in the end it all reverts to chavs lol.

    one question though, when you call school "High school" are you trying to connect to the people who aren't from England or you actually call it high school because I always thought we called it 'secondary school'

  • am from england and it is acualy called high school

  • oh? guess they use both.

    thanks :)

  • secondary

    senior

    high.....are all used

  • That was a great video; very informative.

    I had no idea that school life was like that in England. For some reason I've always imagined that life over there was like a utopia. I live in California (United States) and I don't think our schools compare to yours lol. But I go to a small private school so there is like no chance of acts like that happening.

    I enjoy your videos. Keep up the good work.

  • is that an american flag under the other flag? lol

  • in my school they seem to take the polestyrene ceiling apart, and it makes them feel all hard, but then they climb in and have a smoke, its a bit bad when you need a wee in a cubicle and there looking at you from the ceiling, then they think their really cool when their covered in dust from the roof

    anyway, loved the vidio

  • Favourited , of course. Perfect video.

  • lol this is to part 1&2, ur school sounds the exact same to mine haha. nice 1 mate keep the vids coming!

  • I get my cubicle kicked in when im taking a slash, it's so embarrassing you'd think that the chavs are pervs

    and the f/ball chants i get are usually man u chants or arsenal chants, it's pathetic

  • Heyy, dont you get shit off chavs at your school for the videos you post about chavs ?? x

  • Haha sounds like my school up in Hull!!

    ive never heard of anyone gettin there johnson fag ashed tho lol

  • im glad i dont go to rough school though i almost got my head flushed by some git

  • lmao i almost cried with laughter at the part about the guy wanting 2 c the fight

  • i agree with ya. But you know the bit were you said a teacher got knocked out with a football, some year 11's kicked a football and hit the headmaster BAM dead hard. He only started being a headmaster about 6 weeks ago

  • The toilet thing happend to me about a week ago. I was minding my own business then the schools "hardest" chavs came in. Pushing and shoving me! It's just so stupid! they dont have any respect! Great Video :D

  • LOL!!! omg i loove 3:33 and 6:20

    yikes u got it ruff! mi skool aint that bad..

    but we hav alota grl fights lik one time dis grl chucked a water bottle at another ones head from across the cafe :D

  • The dude.

    Who ever is ruder meaner smokes more is naughtyer in class and is more of an asshole gets a girl chav.

  • very true

  • how does one go about picking up a chav girl? is there a suttle art to it?

  • The hollister.

    girl chavs are WORSE!

  • man i thought going to an american high school was tough but you guys got it rough

  • 3:34 funny as fuck.

  • Wow... I think I'd hate to go to your school.

    What are girl chavs like? I imagine they'd be pretty freaky...

  • they wear so much make-up , it may aswell be orange paint

  • Fake'n'bake tan?

  • lmao i live in lesta nd 3 kids get frown in de bin every day lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur so hilorus make sum mor vidz!

  • this lad i know got thrown in a bin and i got my bag and shoes thrown in a bin

  • omg tbh i love fights i remember at my skwl there was a huge one over jus a gal they ended up chuckin each ova dwn the stairs !

  • haha the fight thing is so funny but so true like everyone runs to it and starts chanting omg lol its hilarious :P

    -X-

  • lol, yep i've put kids in bins befor, :P

  • our class in total has cracked up 8 teachers and 5 supply teachers XD

  • chavs are retards, glad we don't have them @ here

  • I don't believe it, thats total chaos, If there were "chavs" where i live (Canada) .. why wouldnt the kids jsut form a subculture, and just ambush the chavs, How could you just let them push you around, I'd be bringing a chain to school, you can beat the shit out of half a dozen guys if you catch em by surprize with a 6 foot chain, easy to hide too

  • rofl put a kid in a bin

  • The Other Face?

  • united forever!! whos your fave player

  • LOL funny as hell! i Lol so many times. and at 51 seconds car horn "Jesus" lol your a legend!!!!!

  • good..!! .. yes .. in what kind of school you are ??that's in every school .. in my school , and i'm not from britain , if that happends , you will get expelld andnot just that . but with the doors , and walls is the same .... the school is a prison .. do you wear uniform .. or something specific to the school ?

  • omg dude ur a fkin ledgend ur pruuppa funni i watch all ya vids they're sik [[ good ]] gettin put in the bin n stuff happens at out school in solihill birmingham anyway hope ya cn get a coment bak to me... torpey

  • that's really awful, that people kick basketballs around and try to hit other people in the head. Seriously. Thank god that doesn't happen in US schools... x_X you get sent away if you do something like that to someone else.

  • Haha, i love your videos, i can relate the School life ones to my school :P Ah Chavs.. where would we be without them?

  • She fell over!

  • i have to ask: has anything ever happened to you? haha it seems that everything happens to a friend of yours.

  • Luckily never me :P

  • what type of video camara you use

  • spot on xDD all so trueee

  • hahaha they kicked the ball and knocked out a teacher haha CHAVS RULE MAN hahaha

  • are school put 1 pound or 2 pound on the floor and everyone scrambles for it

  • haaa the fites in r skool r fukin funnyyy! the hole skool surges on2 da feild n a mean absolute 1,000s ov kids chargin towards the feild runnin ova ppl tha get squished, n the funniest part is the arl teachers boucin over after every1 wif ther walky talkies finkin der all ard like "yes mr birch ive found the location of the brawl" 222 funnii

  • ace vid!!!

  • im in yr 8 now but in yr 7 i tripped chasin a chav and all his mates and him started sayin u got tangoed!Good true vid!

  • Ya, Ya, But why is the drop out rate sooo high??? The schools don't need more money, they need more manners. When God is gone, then the devil plays. Good Luck! Home school anyone?

  • haha funny again im from UK i get ya btw do u get bullied