Springfield Pervert ( Original Call)

[GLITCHEDMATRIX]

thanks to the idiot that kept pressing "where u calling from?" that ended the soundboard right there.

[Adarvuli]

lol "i'll pigfuck u..."

[mikeejay63]

she's a soundboard, heh, so his soundboard is made from the responses given to a soundboard L0L

[ashourp]

Poppers, yea those inhalants all them gays like to huff before getting pounded in the asshole.

[TheShootTruth10]

is the pussy boy the recording?

[aadeeza]

What are poppers? I know the snack food jalapeno poppers. Is that what they're talking about?

[aadeeza]

Please, Allah. Send a meteor. We, as a species, do not deserve to live.

[MyCrackRock]

That mature bitch is HOT,

[Adarvuli]

@MyCrackRock cudos to your enthusiasm ;)

[flazz684]

This makes me soooooo haaaahd

[Eskara0]

1:41 its the birth of Springfeeelll

[Adarvuli]

this was fucking AMAZING absolutely fucking hilarious

WOOOOW

[DatFatPat]

Is teh guy at around the 1:00 part Frank Garrett? LOL!

[TheShining1976]

Ill pig fuck you!

[mustangmikeca]

The main guy sounds like a soundboard he says lots of the same phrases

[greenrangerv1]

@mustangmikeca When the poppers guy was talking to SF Pervert, he was a soundboard at that point.

[BootyFister]

POPPERS???

[frankgarrey]

Kinda wish that first victim spoke up a bit more and stayed on longer.

"So how big's that dick?"

"Ooh, definitely 15."

[colliric]

I feel totally dirty listening to this one!

[BuIIshitter]

Springfield pervert, Rick, Irate Black Man, Angry Black Guy, Chinaman, & Jackass Plumber: the best things to ever happen to youtube in recent memory.

[Noxnaxia]

@BuIIshitter You missed out racist redneck and satanist racist.

[colliric]

@BuIIshitter

None of them have anything on Harlem Barber....

"This dick is for women mouth. You got tonsils, faggot! So, suck your tonsils and I hope you get a fuckin nit, you fuckin bitch! "

lol!

[xXsimz]

LMFAO @1:23

"Oh I'd definitely frickin.... Examine your ass, your balls?"

[Bleachfan0797]

0__________0 I dont know whos who :P

[zamardii12]

@Canuckforces2 I don't think that would have been very funny. Then it would have just been two gay perverts getting each other off.

[trufuknplaya]

ahahaha pig sex guy is THE BEST!!!

[xxxplicitrecordz]

I'm not sure whether to laugh hysterically, or vomit violently.

[TheMerlinOfAR]

Oh geez that guy and the poppers haha

[draziom902]

very disturbing. these are bug chasers.

[zamardii12]

I laughed so hard when he kept being asking him over and over "where ya callin from?" Lmao

[draziom902]

@zamardii12 yeah me too ... the sissy boy is on drugs obviously.

[draziom902]

this sounds like some prison

[you2ubeviewer]

there are some sick fucks out there

[thegamerdude853]

@you2ubeviewer

Springfield pervert isint sick, its the pig sex guy that is.

[draziom902]

fucked up

[TaintofDarkness69]

Springfield, Massachusetts.

[JimmyDaSavage]

I am now homophobic!

[BuffHotWell88]

LMAO I just heard a new favorite at 4:40...you can hear the Perv say 'REAAALLL FAT"

[njrob87]

Springfeel

[HuskyTwitter]

Whenever I hear someone say "8 inches" i can't help, but think of the Springfield Pervert. So when the weatherman says we are going to get 8 inches of snow I say to myself, "Can I handle that?"

[soundboardking]

@HuskyTwitter hahaha lmao good one same here

[NewfieAdam]

@HuskyTwitter Oh man, same here lmao!! I'll be at work and just catch myself from going "oooeeeehhhwwwww"

[lee0nline1]

@HuskyTwitter yup,same here 

[WrestlingBC12]

@HuskyTwitter lol weird. I heard the same thing today on the news today and I couldn't help but crack up.

[StraightEdgeReviews]

LOL

[Thegoodlol]

lmao i also found the original SP call

[bibbidibobbidiboosta]

this is very disturbing quite fucked up. although the soundboards are hilarious. :D

[brownie2323]

You know it's going to be the birth of a legendary soundboard when the first line is "Hey cum guzzler"

[BootyFister]

@brownie2323 LOLOLOLOL

[Eujinc93]

Worship Mike Hawk.

[Darwyn7]

fuck are poppers?

[TheAmericanCanadian]

like the cock-cum between ya teeth?

[bigbrown4114493]

where did this soundboard come from?

[bigbrown4114493]

WTF is this?!!!!

[NewfieAdam]

The first guy that PSG talks to is just as bad, lol. If he was on the line longer he'd make a good soundboard

[Kuner1]

legend

[RMilvae]

I just sent this to 2 of my facebook friends and after listening to this again I wish I hadn't. fuck

[noobkiller837]

I laughed my fucking ass off every time he says definitely

[SAILORMOONREDD]

This is really horrible and I am now disturbed.

[berkelandmccarrell]

Is there any way you could email me the Springfield Pervert's phone number?

[CIarKent]

@berkelandmccarrell you want to worship his cock?

he'll pig fuck you. and then he's gonna force you to suck it again.

[Hassus]

Hey cum guzzlers

[recoveryprankcalls]

who is the wierd sico kid? is that the prankster?

[RMilvae]

I didn't know sprinfield perv was gay...he seems very creepy now

[CleopatraMN889]

@ 1:21 Pig sex guy: So how big is that dick?  Pervert #1: Oh I'd defiantly frickin.. Examine your ass. Your balls?

LoL WTF?!?! Somebody wants to play doctor's office! Get a PhD and you can get paid to do that!!!!!

[iSergio82]

LOL this is classic and it brought us so many good calls by the Springfield Pervert...kudos to sbk for finding this freak lol

[thefonz003]

@trufuknplaya101 Is that what he's saying?  I thought it sounded like he started to say, "Massachusetts." Because it's pretty obvious that's where he's from.

[L3Z99]

Hey Cum guzzler, you sound tight!!!!!!!!!

[BuffHotWell88]

You can handle 8 inches.........fat?

[astrolifter]

Props to you for discovering the springfield pervert..

[funnybutscary75]

 Ok this is too nasty, Old woman drinking cum then squeeking noses.

[crunkdaddy11]

lol the fucking poppers thing is hilarious

[smsteve888]

ITS GETTN HAHD

[themplskid]

@soundboardking So how much did it cost you to chat on this gay line? LOL!!

[cmiller8789]

the fuck is a pawper

[metalxx7]

do you know what pawpers are?

[Pseudonym25]

I actually feel like I need a shower just listening to that.

[ant1ph0n]

@themplskid nice one throwing the proverbial bone to homosexuals... faggot and gay are totally different you're right!

[hacktgs2]

@themplskid

Fuck you, the Springfield pervert is awesome, he`s straight, and probaly prefers women.

[TheDudeistPriest]

@themplskid ......

That's a really...specific comment man.

[jcwkings]

sprinfeel, 8 inches fat can you handle that?

[MyCrackRock]

Dis shit real?

[casienwhey]

whenver i hear this call i am always wondering if the real spingfield pervert ever has heard this call and wonder he knows what a legend he has become

[themplskid]

@casienwhey LOL ive thought that same thing many times.. Or if one of his friends, kids, or wife has been on YouTube and just been like "Wait.....I know that voice"

[FrankGerret]

I'm gonna force you to Ssscuk it again!!!!!!

[jonasbjarki]

hahaha!! - "small slender little fucky pussy boys" LOL!!!! you must have almost died from laughter after you made this call! this "poppers" kid is fucking nasty!

[chaunceycook]

lol

[Xshiiitbag1222X]

He likes poppers forced underneath his nose... O_O

[zamardii12]

Hey Soundboardking how did you end up talking to these guys? Did you call a gay sex chat line with the soundboard?

[soundboardking]

@zamardii12 I originally called with chris hansen that pig sex guy left me a voicemail and I made a soundboard out of him. I then talked to the springfield pervert with that soundboard and made a sb out of him.

[skatskat1213]

@soundboardking Where can i find the springfield pervert sounboard?

[Xshiiitbag1222X]

At jackulator

[Xshiiitbag1222X]

jackulatordotcom

[skatskat1213]

@Xshiiitbag1222X Aite cool, thanx man.

[themplskid]

@soundboardking Can you make another SB with some of the other voice clips.. like "Cum all over your face and im going to rub my cawk all over ya face and then youre going to do it again..im going to force you to sssssuck it again" or maybe the one where he says "You like the cawk, the cum between ya teeth"

[trufuknplaya]

@soundboardking PSG is the best soundboard ever, i cant believe there arent more calls with him

[Dollface2509]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaa

[Dollface2509]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaa

[draximos]

where you callin from? you want that cock or not? fuckin absolutely. lol

[wilkes85]

That was disturbing, but hillarious lol

[Murdahewrote]

is it 2 guys?

[thefonz003]

@Murdahewrote : Yup.

[NewfieAdam]

Even sounds like the pranker is trying to give it away with all those questions and talking over himself, lol.... but even if the SP knew, why would he hang up? They're getting paid by the minute arent they haha

[brooklynnite86]

definetly

[yellowtelaviv]

i got 8 inch cawackk that suackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkk

[SlasherIndex]

There are some great lines from the SP here that aren't on his soundboard. Why the hell not? someone should add them!

[NewfieAdam]

Check out the new calls, theyre all used and its much better... look up "Springfield pervert wants some cawkfee"

[TaladagaCockknocker]

"Think you can handle eight inches fat?"

[HailAnalog]

SPRINGFEEL!

[bert872]

haha i like this guy, so funny when he says springfield in an annoyed voice.

[DarealLocboy187]

something u get from a stripclub

[Botany101]

nitrates- they are sniffed to cause increased sex arousal

[brownie2323]

2:28

SP: Your gonna drink the cum

Fag: Fuckin Absolutely

SP: Your gonna suck on it till i cum about fourrrr whoops

LOL wtf do u think he was doing

[brightbite]

@brownie2323 At that moment he almost sounds like a little boy who missed the toilet. LOL

[zed13281]

amilnitrate, its a kind of drug used by gays

[Iori400]

Was that Chris Hansen in the begining? :O

[mrpayne123]

I think the springield pervert knows it's probably a guy but doesn't care. That is what makes him such a good pervert.

[lancetop]

What is the origin of the Springfield Pervert?

[soundboardking]

you just listened to it

[bigassclown1]

@soundboardking The springfield pervert is now a legend

[brownie2323]

im 5' 4" brown hair brown eyes 125 pounds measurements are 28, 30.... WTF LOLLL

[themplskid]

so was the pervert a real person saying that shit?

[omgitsshadow]

Poppers LOL

[mandrgalvan]

were ur calling from?

were ur calling from?

were ur calling from?

were ur calling from?

LOL

[NorseGoat]

springfeel maaaaaaaan.

[Wesley22296]

This isn't the fucking original call! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[soundboardking]

yes it is

[jcwkings]

measurements are 28x30 lol

[brownie2323]

i lol'd at that to

[cameraflyer]

there's so many good lines that aren't in the SP's soundboard

[emperoreitan]

this is just fucked up

[scarfdaddy]

whats teh story behind this

[dizzyntara]

poppers are nitrates (amiyl, butyl nitrate etc), inhaled to relax ur muscles & get a head rush.. popular with gay guys or ravers

[FetusAndOnions]

how the fuck do you know that

[dizzyntara]

well i aint gay but i use to rave a lot thats how i know about 'em. they been on the club & gay scene since the 70s

[ImDrTedNelson]

if u rave, then u must be a fag

[dizzyntara]

dont think so, for one thing im a chick & im pretty sure you have to have a dick to be a "fag" .. its a diff story when its your job & youre gettin paid to be at a rave. so in the words of frank garrett.. fugg kew yew ignorant sonuvabitch!

[ImDrTedNelson]

ok well u must be a fatty and are u getting paid to rave away your big fat ass?

[dizzyntara]

nope your comment doesnt even make sense, how would someone get paid to lose weight?? we got paid to dj. im not a fatty either and i have videos of us up on my channel to prove that. do yew know whatcher gonna do when you get out of yer goddamn wheelchair? yer gonna fall yew sonuva bitch and I hope yew do.

[dizzyntara]

i really dont give a fuk what a sad anonymous coward on the internet has to say about how i look, if i did i wouldnt put myself out there. have fun beating off to conversations of gay men soundboards and playing outdated video games aka too poor for a xbox. you can talk to yourself cause im not wasting my time with a pussy that nobody even knows what you look like trying to fight on the internet. lighting must not be good enough in your moms basement to make videos with your dollar ebay camera.

[ImDrTedNelson]

and have fun having that 300 pound pile of sweaty coats get on top of you with his dirty shit smelling body odor drippin on your face

[chronik420mad]

OOOO TEDDDDYYYYYY

[Iori400]

Dizzy.. shove a dildo in your chubby mouth.. -_-

[dizzyntara]

Oh god, you're so hilarious, what an original insult followed by a gay anime emoticon. I'd have to borrow one of yours nerd, since rubber dick is all you can get in your hairy yeast infected roast beef sandwich pussy

[Iori400]

I'm a guy.. I have a dick..Which means i have the damn nerv to stand up against a smart mouth little bitch..

If you want to be so righteous all the time, then "run thee to a nunnery"

[dizzyntara]

Ur not standing up for anything, you just hope to get a response from someone who wont give u the time of day irl. so here, I'll grant ur wish: Go back to making shitty 3 star videos of outdated video games. The most you can hope for in life is blowing the GameStop employees for cool points, so u can convince them not to pound your ass into the ground when u show up at Comic Con wearing the same Megaman costume as them, the one that mom helped u put together. Haha faggot get a real life.

[Iori400]

Well its been one month .. have you found a real life yourself too :O

[Botany101]

Gettin hahd

[Jewtube0101011]

@dizzyntara Women can't be gay? The stupidity of a typical female.

[dizzyntara]

@Jewtube0101011 The PC term is lesbian, moron

[Jewtube0101011]

@dizzyntara You obviously have no idea what "homosexual" means, you fucking idiot.

[BigBirdNazi]

@Jewtube0101011 you must be a fag

[NaturalSelector68]

And having fucking poppers forced underneath my nose..

lol wtf

[leetbarker]

want you to.....really warship my cawk, got in mah hand right now and its gettin hahd

[greenrangerv1]

where is the original Chris Hansen/pig sex lady call?

[NewfieAdam]

I wish i knew, id love to hear that

[soundboardking]

this is it

[greenrangerv1]

there was like one or two sentences, I mean the entire Hanson/Pig Sex lady call

[soundboardking]

like I said this is it this was just a message he left. I never had him on the phone

[Locboy187]

i'll be laughing if don vito said "i wanna cock sucker thats fatt" lmfao

[ThePancakeMonster]

"And before I cum...I'm gonna squeeze your nose, and you're gonna take it all"

I fuckin' love the dramatic pause in the comment, it sounds so hilarious.

[Relentless37]

what in dee fuck

[YacketyShmakety]

lol... Chris Hanson always wins

[Toadphillips]

? I don't know what's going on.

[FligglePlop]

This wins the internet. PERIOD.