Army Soldier gets it after falling asleep!

[onetao8]

And they give these idiots guns. HAHA

[funkeml]

wake up join the Marines.......wait you probably tried and FAILED

[MrShawzyxx]

Wow for that pen it's kinda annoying

[iiimbored]

I thought that the drill instructor was going to beat him ..

[SeamusCallan1]

He did not break your pen, he broke your ink stick.

[OneFootThumper]

If this is what you do in the US Army, then sign me up!

[333badcat]

is this what our tax is paying for... SWEET

[DjEuroJamz]

Is that reception?

[danecook678]

last quote of the video "I'm sorry Mrs Jackson" Me: "OoooooooooooooooooooH, I am for real"

[brandonsmommie1]

@danecook678 same!

[thegangsta531]

its sad to think that some of those guys are dead......

[biddycy]

@xXColdFearXx1 I lol'd at that

[nerfmaster329]

I kind of knew this had something to do with something up that soldiers nose before I clicked

lolicantellthefuture

[Born2Fight4PAIN]

so the army is more fun then university

[xXColdFearXx1]

theres tired, then theres army tired.

[NeoSA2012]

Hahahahaha, he's so pissed. Good video.

[LIONELSMITS]

Hmmm, uploaded 2 1/2 years ago. Are they still alive? LOL....

[RenegadeRoach]

@LIONELSMITS Don't be a doucher please

[SuperRaptor686]

In less you a specnaz soldier you dont go through half the shit the americans do we die ever 5 fucking seconds all you all do is come in to clean up dog shit

[eliteswordsman1]

@SuperRaptor686 well i don't know what country you are talking about, here in america we think of american service men as heroes, our allies help us with don't hate on them they are important, they are service men like the american ones too, and they probably go more traning then you, sooooo don't hate on a country, or go all american

[Carmaddude]

I don't understand how people can get into huge arguments over a funny little video like this :)

[jakefrnkln]

@Carmaddude Becuase everyone on youtube is a retarded child who soaks up anti-american anit-army horseshit like fucking sponges

[bmanyugioh7]

I looked up some pretty rainbow videos, and all of the comments were cute and funny except the inevitable "what song is this?" comment. I turned over to some army related videos and there's all sorts of hate and arguments going on. Nobody can just say something. For instance, @C4War10r Who the hell cares if Mr517519 has never served. Honestly, we have all at one point in our lives pretended to fight is some present day war. Is he an asshole? Maybe, but for the one comment, no.

[C4War10r]

@bmanyugioh7 You're right, he's not an asshole, he's just a Russian, along with all the pitiful standards of military conduct that implies. Had I known that, I wouldn't have said anything, and I'm an idiot for assuming. Sorry.

However, it does piss me off when people who have never served try to act like they did. Doubly so when they represent the service so poorly. Maybe it doesn't matter to you or anyone else, but it does matter to me, for reasons I don't have space to discuss.

[OneHappyCattle]

Great self-control. Good marine.

[lingojac]

@OneHappyCattle He's a soldier, not a marine.

[slayfree1]

whats the song?

[IKECH545]

You all should have just screamed really loud and seen what he would've done... ;) lol

[ninjaseriyu]

I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson...I AM FOR REEEEAAAAAL!!!!!!!

[King1Leon]

Only in the Army is falling asleep a very common occurrence.

[RQBBAN]

@King1Leon

indeed, especially during the first 6 months, had 5 minutes? shut eye!

[Mr517519]

I fell asleep in the pill box once, I was awoken by my buddy when he steped over me and fell, long story short he saw some camel jockeys with weapons and a shoot out took place. Believe it or not they had women fighting their battles for them, what a bunch of pussys. But yeah, not a good idea to fall asleep when being placed on lookout, but I went 2 1/2 days with no sleep and my body just crashed. I only got about 3 hours of sleep before waking up in hell again.

[C4War10r]

@Mr517519 You lie. I can tell just by your horseshit story. No unit, even in the Marines, would permit a guard to stay on duty for that long. No Marine or soldier would have your dismissive attitude about killing women, who are never commonly allowed to fight in either current theater. No marine or soldier would make such excuses. Clearly, you have zero combat experience, or else you'd have better tales to tell.

Tell me, asshole, what unit did you serve with and when?

[Mr517519]

@C4War10r ... Stupid ass American, Im Russian and serve in the Russian Military... War is war and there is no love in war. I take it your probley in the Pussy Ass American Military.. Your training sucks, we seen how your all trained. We are ruthless and go through hell in our training. I can tell by your comment your a little boy who needs to have his mommy spank him.

[C4War10r]

@Mr517519 A Russian? My apologies. The American was stupid this time and thought you were something else. That said, it was blatantly obvious that you were no American soldier. Think what you will of our training and our needlessly compassionate approach to war; I wouldn't expect a servicemember from a second-rate has-been power to understand the higher standards to which American soldiers are held. You and your people have always been too busy being ruthless to imagine better things.

[eliteswordsman1]

@Mr517519 have you fought an american? if not how can you tell if they are pussys

[KKTProductionsVEVO]

@eliteswordsman1 its ok hes retarded he has an excuse

[fortrax300]

ft jackson lol been thr done that

[alaskancoppertop]

PFC... that's what you get for falling asleep

PVT... I'da grabbed it and either threw it across the room, or shoved up up your nose!!

That was freakin priceless, I stuck with wet willies, I didn't want to gook up my pens with someone's boogers

[War2011Machine]

PRIVATE. STICK A PEN UP HIS NOSE THATS AN ORDER.

[FuhrerVonFreiberg]

They could put a rag on his head and pee on him, pretend he's one of them terrrists

[TheAssNigger1]

Thank fuckin lord in the thumbnail i thought it was a cock going inside his mouth!

[Forsaken0u812]

i think i know that PFC. if he was a 25C he was in my AIT class in 07

[BosniaArmin]

poke man: oh its your broke pencil

camp man: ^_^

[ryguy4313]

wtf... with a title like this i thought this was a gay porno

[BosniaArmin]

@ryguy4313 ha remember army: bored and hard work. no tv for 4 years. ^__^

[lauraparry94]

hahaha! "i'm sorry Mrs. Jackson" is definitely the best bit! He didn't look to pleased after you did it the second time!!

[NinkasiDelight]

that guy says, "it's not mine!" referring to the broken pen. lol why did you put it up someone's nose?

[krimsoncrimson]

wouldnt be funny if he leaned foward really fast

(Now would it...)

[jordanartuso]

yup 25 ID

[Wolvesrain42]

@espoer11 dat aint right!

(head of state reference??

[remised69]

gay



[MegaVampire1]

dam he cracked the pen!:o

[FunnyKid000]

Should of uses smelling salts xD

[OmgItsKenny11]

I was abit scared to click on this video LOL.

[TheTiffani651]

@OmgItsKenny11 I was to



[peterlol21]

I masturbate with mayonase

[demodubstep]

hopefully they dont forget and start chewing on that pen

[shadowdancerRFW]

LOL this brings back memories

[lisabilaski68]

wow he looks like vinny

[adt2005adm]

@StrykerKnights I am going to Ft Benning and my MOS is Airbourne Ranger Infantry. Who knows maybe sometime I will see you around.

[adt2005adm]

@StrykerKnights So am I. What is your mos?

[vidchickable]

poker faced ! XD

[mutasim0hourani]

Cant use that pen anymore

[thatoneirishkoreaguy]

that poor poor son of a bitch! XD I remember falling asleep, and one of my marines decided it would be funny to put a spider right on top of my head. When I woke up, each and everyone of them was staring at me. My gunny was like, "Hey....nice cover, devil" "What are you talking about?"....lets just say I should have let that one go! roflin

[jcflocher]

Next time put a Claymore right in front of him ;D

HEY! Whake up!

What?!?

BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

[whodaman8888]

@jcflocher someone has been playing too much call of duty....

[7TRISTON7]

I don't get how people can yell at them when they risk their lives to defend us AND people not in their own country

[hdtvcamera1]

Want your pen back now?

[T16Akatsuki]

good thing he didn't jump and get the pen shoved up his nose causing it to puncture his nasal cavity, causing serious bleeding and possible his discharge

[Coffeecrackerz]

My dick is in your brother in the army.

[Birchfield90]

@Coffeecrackerz so what youre saying is that youre gay?

[Coffeecrackerz]

@Birchfield90 Duh Birchfield! With THAT IQ you must be in the army as well.. Ohhhh snaaap.

[baron8107]

This happened to me in middle school, I HAD A F%^$NG SPONGE IN MY NOSE UNTIL THE DAY AFTER!!!!

[ThUgTwInkIE956]

WAT THE FUK

[georgelopezfan1111]

ah name calling that shows your real big intelligence their and are you even in the military? or you just another one of those fan boys? if your not serving, i dont see how you can say whether the army *****. or about whether marines are better or anything about the military

[bigger4life]

he broke it

[TommyHN]

There is no superiority man. Everybody serving the United States Military is Legit. Respect to all that have served, or ARE serving.

[d1234583]

ya know, the U.S army/ military is starting to fall and CHINA is starting to rise. for example: they just bought their first aircraft carrier just to start. true story.

[FilipinoMarine7]

A marine wouldn't have ate that pen, but used it to stab whoever did that to him. :D

[TheMrGiggidyGiggidy]

army sucks

[THEHAITIAN1804]

@TheMrGiggidyGiggidy Your mom sucks Army Soldiers off. HOOAHHHH

[TheMrGiggidyGiggidy]

@THEHAITIAN1804 Hooahhhh is what your mom sounds like with a Marines dick in her mouth while she tries to say Oohrah.

[THEHAITIAN1804]

@TheMrGiggidyGiggidy marines got dicks?

[TheMrGiggidyGiggidy]

@THEHAITIAN1804 Give it up homo, I burned you when you thought you had jokes.

[xXsiLeNtXkILLzXx]

@TheMrGiggidyGiggidy "The few, the proud, the we think we're so damn special cause we got an extra month of training"

[TheMrGiggidyGiggidy]

@xXsiLeNtXkILLzXx It's not the extra month... it's that we come to recruit training to actually TRAIN. We don't have stress cards, or calls home, or "words of encouragement":... we train as if we are going right into combat from day one. Nobody cares if you are in the Army... so is a billion other people. I'm sure I know your story anyway, "I was gonna join the Marines... BUT.."

[xXsiLeNtXkILLzXx]

@TheMrGiggidyGiggidy yeah it is the extra month. and i did want to be a Marine untill i found out that the majority of them arogant morons who think their the shit(like yourself). and nobody cares if you're in the Army? who fed that shit? if the Marines are so much better then how come there have been 6 medal of honor recipients from the army in the Iraq and Afghanistan war and only 1 marine? how come the only two living reciepients who been awarded it since Vietnam are in the Army?

[TheMrGiggidyGiggidy]

@TheMrGiggidyGiggidy Ok dipshit.. for one the ratio of army to Marines is like 1:100 there's a lot more people in the army... and secondly, there are 2 medal of honor recipients, Cpl Jason Dunham and Cpl Dakota Meyer. You're a fucking idiot. Any medal or badge doesn't show how hard you fought or how well trained you are. That's meaningless and anyone who has ever recieved one will tell you that. They will always give the credit to their men to the left anr right of them.

[TheMrGiggidyGiggidy]

@TheMrGiggidyGiggidy and do the math.. if there is 2 Marine MOH recipients and 6 army... that's a 1:3 ratio.. There is a lot more than 3 soldiers to every 1 Marine. So your argument is invalid and you now look like an idiot. I can't believe you even tried to use that as a way to prove the superiority of the army.

[georgelopezfan1111]

@TheMrGiggidyGiggidy neither marines or army is superior to each other because they preform different functions and objectives such as marines are the tip of the spear for example they are often the first ones their but the army is the brute force often in the thick of it, the marines main objective overall is too establish a beach head for the army, since the marines can mobilize much faster then the army. but the army to me is more important then the marines but thats just my opinion

[TheMrGiggidyGiggidy]

@georgelopezfan1111 Marines win battles. Army occupies.

[georgelopezfan1111]

@TheMrGiggidyGiggidy yea marines win battles, Army wins WARS u got it right buddy

[TheMrGiggidyGiggidy]

@georgelopezfan1111 Battles win wars you shit stain. Just stop.

[mscmc8]

Did he break the pen ????

[Sparks12221]

Love the expression on the guy in the background lol

[BandWagon1987]

"I'm sorry Ms.Jackson".

Is he forrrr realll??

[ASacredSpirit]

@BandWagon1987 lmao. good one.

[mrsims2]

@BandWagon1987 Yes but he never meant to make your daughter cry he's apologized a trillion times. D:

[DannyTPAlt]

@xxsodapopisminexx Cool story bro.

[rafxwr]

@xxsodapopisminexx So you brother had/will have a pen in his nose...

[cool2153]

@xxsodapopisminexx and why are you telling ppl this

[End0987612]

@xxsodapopisminexx my brother is in the us navy

[Murcielago247]

@xxsodapopisminexx my brother is in the us marine

[coke2629]

@Murcielago247 my grandfather was in veitnam and now is mentally insane =/

[allah0give0me0jannah]

@Murcielago247 you're brother go go die as a bastard

[oN1GHTMAREo]

@xxsodapopisminexx im chewing a pencil

[wwedude121]

@xxsodapopisminexx

MIne is to he is in the reserves.

[myphoneispink11]

@xxsodapopisminexx my dads in the u.s army

[FightingTone]

I have the same patch im 348th MP Co. or best known as the 300th Military Police Brigade - Army Reserve

[sonja410]

poor pen put in someones nose and then broke in 2

[ushouldntjudgeme]

Now the pen will lea ink on the DBU and that spells trouble at inspection time- Army Strong?

[BeckerBeeuty]

awwwwwww xx

[iFromTheUk]

HaHa.

[pastnewsfreek18431]

Lol