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  • I've read all the books, but i want to see the REAL movie. i wish they didnt all suck ass.

  • this movie sucked sooooo much EVERYTHING was wrong and messed up!!!!!

  • the abbreviated version u see says "the vampire's ass... #LOL

  • I've read all the books in that particular series, but the movie wasn't as good as the books. But I think they captured Darren and Larten really well.

  • ish dis on dvd?

  • This add pretty much tells you what happened in the first book from beginning to end without getting into detail. lol.

    I haven't seen the movie yet, but it looks interesting.

  • i am on book 12 and got a mind fuck with that book....messed up plot!

  • i liked it :) i read the books first and then the movie but i still like it :) and i hope a sequel is coming i would love it!!!

  • Well, AT LEAST IT WAS BETTER THAN THE IDIOTIC TWILIGHT SERIES!!!

  • wow... to all of those who hate the movie stop!!!! this guy tried his best but it isn't what i had expected either, it could do fucking better and one question to the director why the fuck did u make it "you wanna be a vampire".........

  • I HATE THIS MOVIE. THE BOOKS WERE AWESOME. Someone with a milski to spare needs to really get another movie going. This series could easily be as good as the Harry Potter movie series. THEY NEED A MOVIE THAT FOLLOWS THE BOOKS. SIX.6!!!SIX movies should be made that follow the books. That'll be the money maker, this "Film" only discouraged the making of The Cirque Du Freak movie series. Could have been great, instead, it was complete crap. Kiddy foolishness.

  • I loved the books so much i love Josh hucherson

  • All I saw was The vampire's ass

  • I thought Mr. Crepesly would be so much hotter than that. btw, when did this come out, I really wanted to see it, and never heard. Now i want to buy it on vedio.

  • i sick and tired for this fucking vampire´s teenangers fucking movies and series emo shit

  • @GIGIOMIQUIZTLI this isnt about stupid twilight so go hate on twilight not here

  • the movie is an epic fail.

  • What is the song played here? In the very beginning

  • This film is amzing a absolute must see

  • coooooooooooooooool^^ i love it XD

  • THATS IT! FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH MY MOM! THE BOOKS ARE BETTER THAN THE MOVIES!

  • Josh hutcherson is H-O-T

  • what books does the movie cover

  • @Akralaa its supposed to cover books 1-3, but it only contains about half the story of book 1, about 1 third of the story of book 2, and the only element from book 3 is murlough. and about 80% of it is changed around.

  • The movie was utterly AMAZING! I loved it! I haven't read the books, but I really want to after seeing the movie! But the only thing is, I don't wanna be one of those losers who only want to read the books cuz the movie was BAMF-ish. If I'd known about the books before, I totally would have read them!

  • @LovesTheWarriors The books are really different but still really good!

  • I love books...movie is good..but it's no as good as a books!

  • Harkat doesnt have a mask! MOVIES FAIL!!!

  • its not even the same as the book in the book it said the incision was in the leg not the shoulder

  • @MsJonaslover12345 the movies will be so far off the book. In the book half vampires cant flit and they dont have "super spit".

  • @MsJonaslover12345 they also dont find out steves a half vampaneze until book like 8

  • @yocat666 well thnkx alot i'm only on trials of death and u went and ruiend ti 4 me thnx idiot

  • @xxxLittleMexxxx i didnt make you read it cunt

  • This movie was awful. It was even worse if you have read the books. I have read the series twice, and cringed when I saw this movie. It was nothing even close to the story of the books. It was supposed to be the first two books combined, but had things from books 1-5, and it added stupid things like a monkey girl.... so dumb... I really want them to remake it according to the books, maybe then it will sell better and be a decent movie so that more people will read the books. The movie was sad.

  • @wonkaboy26 totllly agree, and why is she a white monkey girl? im only bothered by her color cuz of the books, and the tail? what scomes who thought that up? even people who didnt read the books will agree its utter shite. dont watch it its crap

  • this movie SUCKS!! It's just barely the story from the books!! Okai, the technical tricks looks simply stunning, but the story just blows. Darran and Steve are so gay, I think they screw eachother in the butt every night because they get so bored from watching this film. Make a TV serie or something for darren shan but don't make a crappy movie, trying to squeeze multiple books in one film including gay, childish actors. Wish I didn't see it. And yes I am a huge fan of darren shan!!

  • darren sounds weird in the movies.. like something's stuck in his throat

  • please!please! before you see the movie please!please! read the books.

  • wasnt the snake boy like 14 years old? haha well idk this movie is in the deserts XD !

  • steve is hot!!! i love steve!!! darren is hot too ^////^ but steve is better

  • I pictured the characters different...

  • i <3 the book i jst need 2 see da movie now......anyways...im meetin him on thursday hes cumin2 da mall of emirates!....

  • I rented this movie on my iPod... And if you read the books first then it's rly not all that great. They left sooooo much out... But it's okay..

  • ew... they're both ugly. the sounded kewl in the books. i mean steve looks like a goodygoody. -_-

  • this is crap. the person that grows limbs back is a GUY, not a girl, the guy that plays Evra is too old, this isn't supposed to be a comedy....and there are 12 books? are they gonna remake them ALL?! i hope not.....

  • Still better than Twilight.

  • @sleepwalkinyay:

    Do you get paid to advertise that site or something?

    Loved this movie, btw. Can't wait till it comes out on DVD!

  • when does this come out and where can i rent it

  • my favorite film.

  • I watched this movie today at the cinema and I loved it!!

  • I agree.

  • i read the book it is good

  • "That is bull-"

    Aww whydidday cut that off? D:

  • kickazz. sein da movie 2dae

  • lol, "No, thats bull"

  • i only read the manga comic book

  • i wish the movie was like the books D:

  • why the film didn't named daren shan like it books??

  • Watch it online here: free-movies-on-line(dot)com

  • I read the books... they were amazing!!!!

    Can't wait to see this movie!~squeals~

  • This is a fantastic movie....ONLY FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T READ THE BOOKS!

  • Where can I download this movie?

  • this is not what i imagined i imagined the little people and evra von way different but i still want to see it so bad

  • lmfao. i cant watch until da movie come out ^^

    coz like i read da book already so yah. SOO EXCITED WEEEE

  • @Therandomacts156 the moie was out back in october

  • whens this in theatere?

  • "no. that's bull."

  • its all wrong tht person tht grows bk new body parts is a boy and Evra dosnt have black hair and his hairs green wid snake eyes mr.tall is bald and looks like he has new eyes nd the little blue capes dont show their faces and darrens only half vampire and dosnt have healing spit its all worng!!!!!

  • Cormac limbs. i know everything about that series

  • Little people btw. And darren is supposed to be 9 when hes blooded. not 16

  • It won't be perfect!

  • That looks horrible! Darren doesn't have spit that can heal wounds, He's only half vampire. And Creepsly and Evra look horrible... -frowns-

  • looks like they combined book 1 and 2.

    which is brilliant,hehe.

    cant wait to see it.

    I'm just now reading book 8,hopefully getting the rest for Christmas! Cant wait!

    I love christmas,the decorations,the music,giving gifts,buying them,getting them,the movies,the shows, man, christmas is about forgetting problems and being with the people u love!

  • @TvMovies1990 book 1 2 and 3 but this movie may be good but it is WAYYYYYY off from the books i dont think any of the cast or crew even read the book

  • What I saw was pretty close,but i only saw 30 minutes of it,cuz the qaulity sucked and it was giving me a headache.

    so idk how close it really is...

    ill just rent and save my opinions about till i watch it all the way

  • @NoobProductions20 Haha i felt like yelling read the books to the crew, expct Josh (Steve) He was god, and i know he has read all of Darrens books

  • i imagine Mr crepley to looked a bit fairer, not handsome but more like a worn skin, pale, dark eyed, bony, 25 year old. I don't know if that explains it well enough. The trailer proves to be quite different to the book, I don't remeber them buring him in the coffin with a game boy, I also remeber Mr Crepsley digging 'in' the hole, although the hitting Darren in the leg with the spade was funny. I also remeber him giving a lot of resistance to him becoming a vampires assistant...that's all gone.

  • wait, but i thought the little people had no nose, had masks on their mouths, and wore blue hooded robes.

  • The books rock the movies just gay looking tho with Will Ferrell as Mr Crepsley

  • It's John C Reilly, not Will Ferrell.

  • I'm Aware, looks just like him tho, the books were so good idk tho, I pictured Mr Crepsley looking a lot more badass

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  • ah ya, where i live they didnt even put it in theaters. it sucks........they said that it sucked so bad that they werent even going to put it in the theaters. i didnt even get to see it!!!! :(

  • i love the book i cant wait to see the movie

  • the trailer looks very nice i think i should catch it=)

  • lol i like the coffin part

  • the funny part was will i be able to turn into a bat

    mr.caspely said no thats bull

    (i read the book im not sure if i spelled his name right though oh well good movie)

  • i read all the books... i love them.. and i also like the movie but i think that the story of the movie isn't as good as in all books.. important things from the book aren't in the movie..they should have made more parts of this movie but 5*

  • such an awesom movie. yeah wonder if they will lead this onto anything! surely cant just leave it there. but yh i agree hopefully it wont turn into twilight....make it better ^^

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  • sick movie its available to watch at 'bigmovies4free' - want to watch it again and again!

  • theres 4 trilogies to this books and by the 3rd trilogie it gets very dark... looking forward to see where they go with this, hopefully wi wont turn into a twillight

  • It can't be like Twilight. The books were written better than Twilight and it came before too.

  • i read the book it was nothing like this wut about evra and sam? and r.v. it never metioned anything about them...

  • Haha! I know! But the movie was still amusing :)

  • evra was the snake boy!

  • i see this movie! and o my god! i love steve and darren! i lov this movie!

  • I'm only watching it 'cause the love of my life (Josh Hutcherson:steve in the movie) is starring in that fascinating movie!!! I love Josh Hutcherson!!! i have his movie" Journey to the center of the Earth! i'm watching this wonderful movie on nov. 14!!! so exited to see my actor-crush!!!

  • -Wanna become a vampire?

    -AW YEAH ILL DO IT

    And so he became a vampire and got Edward Cullen's super powers. THE END

    I'm tired of lulz vampire shit.

  • theres way more to it

  • Ergh, he becomes a vampire to save his friend from becoming one

    Not for thee sake of it :S

    x

  • I really want to watch the movie and read the books :D

  • I love Darren Shan's books, but I hate this movie.

  • loveit(L)

  • I loooooove this film I just saw it today, but it god bad or average reviews!

    Theyre only gonna do a sequel if this movie went well so I really hope there will be cos I saw it and it was great soooooo funny!

    It was way better than this is it and up put together.

  • i have been waiting sooooooooooooooo long for a film based on the books and my prayers have been heard :D.i gonna watch it as soon as possible

  • saw this the other day so funny :)

  • i saw this in cinema and i loved it it actually seems real

  • i don't bother to read the books that movies are based from because you kind of wish the movie would be like the book or the book to be like the movie. im seeing this film tonight kind of second guessing it but it does look like a good film

  • i went to see it like 2 days ago its really cool.....i wish i was a vampire

  • This doesn't work you know :)

  • I watched this and I loved it soo much, I bought the book and I would watch this film everyday if I had it on DVD, acctualy I can't wait for it to be a DVD

  • I actually really enjoyed the movie. Sure.. it wasnt as good as the books - but what movie is?

    I'd go see it again.. infact. I will. Tommorow. :)

  • I truly do not have the words to describe how awful this film was.

  • totally agree

  • this movie is awseome i hope they make a other one

  • oh my god, theres a link that actually works???

    this movie was great it was a little off from the books (which i did read) but still fantastic really good, not just for kids.

    if you wanna watch it you can check it out where i did: theonlinecinema . net/vampires_assistant

  • This doesn't work :)

  • i had a few problems with it but it was not as bad as i thought it was gunna b

  • Best vampire movie I've seen in years! These are REAL Vampires! Twilight is horrible and makes no sence! Vampires DON'T f-ing sparkle!

  • Yea, it was VERY refreshing, I'd like to see it again in theaters

  • i was rely dissapointed when i heard this was shit!....the books are so good!!....

  • i seen this movie on tuesday it was great and i wanna get it on dvd

  • They cussed a lot more than I thought they would in this movie.

    But over all, I loved it.

  • what the hell is with all these vampire movies nowadays?? isn't twilight already enough?? Ugh, vampires are getting old people. Switch to a new topic all you movie writers!

  • true so true but..the vampires assistant makes more sence than twilight for some reason and it just doesnt hav to do with vampires so ya man but good point! i totaly agree with u

  • This movie has the books written before Twilight was born.

  • ya but i mean theres like thousands of movies coming out about vampires! like seriously..!

  • Uhm this came out before twilight dubmass

  • The book*

  • The novel series was written before gay Twilight. It's still a much better story than Twilight.

  • i'm sick of vampire versions who came out after the twilight saga! it was awesome to see something different for vampires and i love so much twilight saga but now this movie... and darren shan's books... blah

  • twilight sucks and doesnt make sence

  • darren shan's books came out way before twilight did

  • Ok all these spam sites are rediculous i spent so much time going through them to find vampire's assistant and i only found one that works, why cant they just give us the content they say they will... anywas the site is theonlinecinema. net/tvampires_assistant

  • To be honest, I don't know why people are moaning about ti being nothing like the book, because if it was the book would of made a rubbish film, the book is ace, my favourite series of books for like 7/8 years, must of read them thousands of times, but I think this film is immense, at first I really thought oh my god it's crap but now I've thought about they had to change it really or it wouldn't have worked.

  • i wana c thiz

  • I hope they do one on tunnels of blood! thats a great book!!! lol or vampire mountain! ooo even better!!! :D badass movie!!! must watch it!

  • looking through the list offered up by all the spam i found theonlinecinema. net/vampires_assistant its the best place to watch vampire's assistant, free high quality etc... good luck

  • hey can someone tell me whats the song at the beginning  please ?

  • THE SONG IS THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS - Asleep From Day

  • here direct link to watch online divxon.blogspot . com/2009/10/cirque-du-freak-va­mpires-assistant-2009.html THIS IS NOT SPAM ªª

  • what is the name of the song and who does it

  • this is was good movie...

  • Dont trust them its spam, my friend suggested theonlinecinema. net/vampires_assistant if you want to watch vampires assistant, and this site is GREAT im there all the time now.

  • they totaly skip like 5 important parts in the book

  • ok everyone i saw'll the movie. yes ive read all the books, Review: 1. Desmond is in this movie way to much 2.weres harkets mask? 3. Mr.tall is asian? 4.rebecca = debbie, um no? 5 Darrens 12 in the first 3? 6. steve is a vampire in the 6-8 movie? duh 7. Vancha and Beard lady, no Crepsley and Beard lady(forgot her name) 8. they skiped around SOOO much. Come on now.. Crepsley and merlo(forgot spelling) fight right when he digs darren up, it was a good movie, just not related to book
  • gavnurs personality is very different than in the books

  • isnt merlock in the 3rd book? nd suppose to happen in teh city

  • they should have stuck to the books they have made the movie all cheesy and childish.

  • I dont remeber mr crespy asking darren, want to be a vamp? i remeber his friend got bitten by a spider and no choice but to turn into a vamp to save him ???

  • Well, yeah, that happens. And yeah, Darren had no choice but to become a vampire, so Mr.Crepsley was saying "be a vampire or your friend dies" in a rhetorical question. There was a whole conversation before that, but it wasn't included in the trailer.

  • we'll see about tat lol

  • It sounds that way but he really did it to save Steve. You'll see it in the film.

  • i just saw the movie and its not what the trailer makes it look like (example) darren wasnt happy about becoming a vampire and mr Crepsly didnt just walk up to him and say do u want to be a vampire he made a deal with him first and the only reason Darren agreed is because Mr crepsly said he would save his best friend

  • Wahhh~ They're old ;__; Wasn't Darren like 8 or 10 or something in the first book?

  • I don't think so, I think about 13 or 14 or so. :P

  • i thought he was about 12 in the first book

  • i love that song at he beginning

    I so want it

  • idk i havent read the books in yrs but i do recall the book was nothing like this

  • I think it was pretty close at the beggining. Sure, Debbie's role was switched to Rebecca and Desmond got a bigger role, but still. Darren Shan (the writer) said he was happy with it and you have to look at it like a different story~

  • I love John C. Reilly, but I don't think he'll make a good Mr. Crepsley. In fact, this whole movie looks like a comedy more than a thriller. Man, I was waiting for this movie ever since I read the whole series, and now it just looks like they didn't stick with the theme and atmosphere of the books. :(

  • Wait did they like switch Steve and Darrels personalities?? I'm confused. Steve was the one who tried to be a vampire first then got denied, then like quit a bit later darren became a half so he could cure steve from the spider bite. errr i'm confused.

  • I haven't read the book for like 2 years, but I do know that Steve got turned down, due to bad blood. Mr. Crepsley thought if he made him a vampire, he'd definitely turn evil. I think you're right about the bite, I can't recall.

  • thats right lol

  • im seeing this tonight

  • yeah i want to know too.

  • whats the very first song called??

  • haha i want to see it.

  • The beginning looks promising and then here comes John C. Reilly and you know the movie is doomed.

  • the vampire in red is from tep brothers and in this he's so serious its perfect

  • i cant remember what the other vampires where called, but didnt it say that in the book they had blue or purple skin? or somethin like that?

  • vampanzez

  • wow i think people r trying to make the books look shit. but the books r AWSOME and i think that this is going to suck.

  • lol this is gunna be good bu