We're doing a planet project where we say the positives of living there. My mom thought my planet was Mars and i said, "If only. Then we could spread the word about Pigfarts."
I was waiting for the cho chang scene, malfoy's drawing scene/intro ;D, and the best.line.of.all.time "HEY, LUPIN, WANNA LOOK AT THE FULL MOON WITH ME, HAHA ZOMBIE"
"I can't defeat thee. So please, don't eat me." Lol best rhyme ever! But I could never narrow down the best parts of this the entire thing is too friggin priceless.
What the HELL is a 'Hufflepuff' ? A Hufflepuff is someone who would die rather than betray their friends. Someone who was never top of their class, doesn't know the meaning of subtlety, and really really really doesn't want to die....but doesn't care about any of that, if it comes down to helping their friends.
I fell in love with Voldermort watching AVPM! =) Thanks for posting! "Oh my god. I have to fight a goat! I don't know if I can do that morally!" lol =)
DID SOMEONE SAY DRACO MALFOY?
ellithelastelve 2 days ago
Hey, internal glory... already got that
:D
juzzylime94 2 days ago
YES. I was going to be so disappointed if they excluded "'Hufflepuff--' 'Find!'" Eeeee happiness~
aphroditesenvy 2 days ago
You left out "RACIST SISTER" xd
BeluAAR 3 days ago
SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT - Tom Felton in a nutshell
Be4ck 6 days ago
GO HOME TERRORIST!!!
O MY GOD! HERMIONE, SHUT UP! Why do u have to rain on everybody's Parade?!
LMAO!!!
>_<
........I need some space...'take deeeeepppp breaths'.........
QuillsAndOwls 1 week ago
...so basically, the whole play :D
Izzi654 2 weeks ago 4
beautiful? more like supermegafoxyawesomehot!
sk8ergrl987 2 weeks ago
7 dislikes! THANKS HERMOINE!
maggiehallua 1 month ago 14
"Hermoine what are you doing now?" "Oh, I'm writing your potions essay."
"You better do that first. It's due tomorrow."
morganolivia97 1 month ago 3
DID SOMEONE SAID DRACO MALFOY?
BeluAAR 1 month ago
Quirell: For centuries
Draco: GO HOME TERRIOST!!
TinyFishyLover 1 month ago 7
FLOO POWDER POWER FLOO POWDER POWER!
IHavePotterObsession 1 month ago 2
I FIND any dislikes to be ABSURD! Learn to use the potty!!!
maisy8880 1 month ago 3
JANE AUSTEN NOVEEEEELS
kodatastical 1 month ago
i FIND this hilarious!!!
BeckyBieberX 1 month ago 3
7 dislikes! That's absurd!
Wait til my father hears about this, he'll yell at me and tell me to use the potty like a normal person.
katopotato000 1 month ago 6
Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!
What the HELL is a Hufflepuff??
*shrugs*
bahahahahaha!! dying!
ImSoRandom173 1 month ago in playlist A VERY POTTER MUSICAL BEST LINES 6
Hufflepuff
Find!
What?
Lol I luv that part!!!
punchbuggy981 1 month ago 2
3:19, ten points for dumbledore XD I just died.... Again......
equestrianforever1 1 month ago
You missed "We've got to roll over... I can't sleep on my tummy!" I <3 Joe Walker, all his lines should be in here!!!
genealexforever 1 month ago in playlist More videos from RemusChocolade
240p , we meet again
MissSasukegirl 1 month ago
7 Dislikes?! Thanks Hermione
crazywheelchairguy1 2 months ago 6
What THE HELL is a Hufflepuff?
seashrimp1112 2 months ago
This video is great, but to get ALL of the best lines, you should just watch the musical the whole way through because every line is golden.
EllieCrow 2 months ago
more like super mega awesome foxy-hot!
missTwix86 2 months ago in playlist AVPM & AVPS Songs
Joe Walker and Darren Criss <3
me2drescue 2 months ago 2
What about when Ron says, "RACIST SISTER"?
caitydid86 2 months ago 2
Everything Lauren Lopez says must be in here.
LieSjjxD 2 months ago in playlist good avpm/avps songs 2
Ron's entrance music.........XXDDDD
bexiechick98 2 months ago
THANKS HERMIONE!
sassydrummer42 2 months ago
omg, you did not put "AND ITs GONNA BE TOTALY AWESOME!" best line, exept for the pigfarts song...
7lissrbe7 2 months ago
We're doing a planet project where we say the positives of living there. My mom thought my planet was Mars and i said, "If only. Then we could spread the word about Pigfarts."
asouerulez 2 months ago 2
I am officially going to say, "I'm tired cant we just be death eaters?" Whenever my gym teacher tells us to do something.
HungerGames24 2 months ago
lol <3 this is for you 4:04 ! lol
harrypotterpuppylove 2 months ago
What the hell is a huflepuff?.
HarryyPotterrLoverrX 2 months ago
Hilarious. A Very Potter Musical is awesome!
sonicwolf87 2 months ago
GO HOME TERRORIST!! XD Lauren Lopez..... And I love that sucked royal hippogriff I'm gonna say that all the time now just like mondo bummer
LunaLuvgood27 2 months ago
@LunaLuvgood27 Im gonna start using "go home terrorist" :D wait... on second thought I dont think i will
MIjal1524 2 months ago
No, thats absurd. Because if a person were to touch themselves *wide-eyed stare at Ron*
SheikIsBetter 3 months ago 6
6 dislikes. Thanks Hermoine!
VDifferentObsessions 3 months ago 5
HA! Try and FIND the dislike bar, Cedric! xD
AnonymousAntonymous 3 months ago 2
FIND!
converse036 3 months ago
FIND!
HeaSapphireRocker 3 months ago
6 dislikes? this must be the work of the infamous hogwarts jaguire (sp?)
SuperJimmyKnight 3 months ago 2
WHO COULD DISLIKE THIS?
i love it soo much <3
BF4L96 3 months ago
<3 it so much <3 :)
DawnRosen14 3 months ago
6 dislikes.... Go home Terrorists!!!!
hdorris1 3 months ago 3
FIND!
LazybutLazy101 3 months ago
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5:02 LOL
tiggerlover117 3 months ago
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tiggerlover117 3 months ago
Accio Doublesutff....
SeniorBaybee03 3 months ago
I have to say basically all the lines are the best!
FearlessMaddy 3 months ago
Ok this is good and everything but u might as well just put the whole play up its all funny every single line!!!!
perriwinkle1234567 3 months ago
GO HOME TERRORIST HAHAHAHHAA
NicoleTSLyrics 3 months ago
FLOO POWDER POWER
FLOO POWDER POWER
FLOO POWDER POWER
*waves arms up aNd down*
neolana9 3 months ago 6
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sugarsweetclaire 3 months ago
"Oh, 10 points to Dumbledore!"
Indyfilms123 3 months ago
What the hell is a Hufflepuff!?
MrPerfectlyBroken 3 months ago 2
@MrPerfectlyBroken *stands up grinning* Hufflepuff's a particularly good finders!
amlemons1 3 months ago 5
i understand why this is cut in two halves and both are ~10min long. i mean hey, the whole musical is FULL of funny lines:D
kaszugat 3 months ago 5
GO HOME TERRORIST!
Alliecat10171 3 months ago
Maybe you'll just have to fight mushu from mulan!!!!
loverofkittens10 3 months ago 4
I love how pretty much almost all of the musical is in these best lines videos. xD
Talim2004 3 months ago 4
@katopotato000 ik right?? Haha my dogs name is Kato and we call him katopotato so that just cracked me up XD
xStarKidSofiax 4 months ago
You left out " redvines. What the hell can't they do?!"
Haleybaby456 4 months ago 6
@Haleybaby456 i think thats in the sequel. this video is about the musical...
Islanzadi95 3 months ago
@Haleybaby456 they started doing the redvine joke in the sequel :3
jameroo3498 3 months ago
You left out my favorite line! "Seriously man, back when I had a body, I had mad game with the bitches. Just ask Bellatrix Lestrange!"
TheFrenchMadmoiselle 4 months ago 121
5 dislikes... THANKS HERMIONE!
timburtonrules101 4 months ago 9
"Maybe you'll just have to fight Musher from Mulan" xD
Bearsca 4 months ago 3
"That's absuuuuuuuurd."
Bearsca 4 months ago 3
"That sucks royal hippogriff!" xD
Bearsca 4 months ago
"Hey! Eternal glory? Already got it." Awesome arm/hand movements. Darren Criss is a genious.
Bearsca 4 months ago
Cedric's smile after Dumbledore says "What the hell is a Hufflepuff!?" is so good.
Bearsca 4 months ago 3
this was posted on my birthday :)
meggyweasley728 4 months ago
10 points to Dumbeldore! lolz xP gotta love him!!!!
MagnificentMarauder 4 months ago
You may as well post the whole musical
katopotato000 4 months ago
Basically anything Draco says should be on here
Evelyn4eva 4 months ago 370
Draco reminds me of Stewart from mad tv lmao
DespairsAi 4 months ago
I can never understand what Joe says at 2:47 can someone explain? lol
lmcdw022xx 4 months ago in playlist lmcdw022xx's Favorited Videos
@lmcdw022xx "for Miss Granger's excessive baby fat."
SquireOnTheFire1 4 months ago 3
cuse im worth it lol yes draco yes u are
Keeleystar 4 months ago
What the Hell is a Huffle-Puff?
NikkiPhotos 4 months ago 4
hermione takes away guitar
ron and ginng NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
imnotrandomyouare 4 months ago 3
How did u not just have the whole musical?! Lolz
starkidstruck 4 months ago
1! 2! 3! I beat the dragon!!
starclipdip3210 4 months ago
Best Part 0:00-9:28
kmasucci 4 months ago
You should add his song to Cho Chang
Redwillowfox 4 months ago 2
GO HOME TERRORIST
Medusa1300 5 months ago 3
0:00 - 9:28 LOL!!!!
hahayourfunny94 5 months ago
2:29 - 2:38 LMFAO
rachelfrench1992 5 months ago
you might as well just play the whole thing
RPHSNerdyfun311 5 months ago 6
GO HOME TERROIST ( excuse my spelling )
Rissyjane08 5 months ago
DID SOMEBODY SAY DRACO MALFOY?! hahaha
AllieIam9 5 months ago 2
SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT!
HannibalW8532 5 months ago 2
I was waiting for the cho chang scene, malfoy's drawing scene/intro ;D, and the best.line.of.all.time "HEY, LUPIN, WANNA LOOK AT THE FULL MOON WITH ME, HAHA ZOMBIE"
Ariellecat00 5 months ago 7
omg is malfoy(ew i hate him)played by a girl????
sailorscoobygirl04 5 months ago
@sailorscoobygirl04 i LOVE malfoy! He's played by lauren lopez in AVPM.:D
FollowwTheSpiderss 5 months ago
Lmao i love Oh my gawd ive won!
midnightninja666 5 months ago
@littlemissmalfoy13 it's hand me down clothes and it's spelled weasley
macsdlol 5 months ago
What the hell is a Hufflepuff? I don't know.....
bexiechick98 5 months ago
Im Cho Chang yall
hippofood12 5 months ago
hahahahaah!! this was hilarious!
proud2beamuslimgirl 5 months ago
GO HOME TERRORIST
sonicrowan 5 months ago 196
I love how after Dumbledore introduces Ginny, Ron goes "Boo...boo!" while digging into chinese
AnimeStudioCreate 5 months ago
"Red hair, hammy down cloaths.... you must be a Weasly!" Actually I'm not but I'd love it be! :D
LittleMisssMalfoy13 5 months ago
@LittleMisssMalfoy13 actually it's Hand-Me-Down not Hammy down
DaddysLittleAsassin 5 months ago
You left out: I thought killing people would make them like me but it only makes them dead :L
RachelMont95 5 months ago 2
i love darren criss in this!
thecupofcakes 5 months ago 3
well i can tell that draco is a girl cause hes a sissy.
nicholasomesfilms 5 months ago
Snape: hufflepuff Find!!! Hahahaha
punchbuggy981 5 months ago
No that's absuurd.....but only if a person were to touch themselves *looks at Ron*
ixorafy 5 months ago 6
604 likes. 10 points to Dumbledore!
08simmonsf 5 months ago 5
4 dislikes. THANKS HERMIN
xxkluddxx 5 months ago 2
Draco: rumbleroar is the headmaster at pigfarts! hes a lion...that can TALK
xxkluddxx 5 months ago 3
@xxkluddxx RUMBLEROAR
klaine369 5 months ago
4 dislikes ? Thanks Hermione !
1995singingstar 5 months ago 3
4 people need some Red Vines.
Sushineable 5 months ago 3
Cedric: Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!
Dumbledore: What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
Cedric: Sits down thinking *I haven't found out yet...I'm just as clueless as you*
LaL3p0p 5 months ago 3
Hufflepuff. FIND! What??? Rofl XD
MBinNYC143 5 months ago 3
I just love, love, LOVE quirrel and voldy! They are so funny and talented!
hpdisneyfan 5 months ago
i luv you draco and harry!!! but mostly draco o..o
zutara991 5 months ago
Snape - "Harrehh Pottaaaahhh"
that never gets old.
"FIND"
"what?"
hilarious
and when everyone looks at Ron after Snape says "If someone were to touch themselves"
this is epic
YouGotToLoveMusic121 6 months ago 5
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"this year i plan to study alot.............. that would be cool if you were actually hot"!!!!!!!!!!!
FAVORITE!
tinkerbell5729 6 months ago
'Quirell.... MAN...... LISTEN!'
'We are going to get you LAID!'
I love you Joe :D
MidgetLove123 6 months ago 8
4 people doesn't like Red vines xD
RuneNaundrupDahl 6 months ago
Ginny's face freaks me out...
HudsonSopranoUkulele 6 months ago
whenever i hear darren sing, i always think of how he sang somewhere only we know
Neumie7 6 months ago
i love how when cedric arrives he knocks everyone over
MsDramagirl1 6 months ago 5
4 dislikes, thanks hermione!
TheaBunting 6 months ago 7
lauren lopes is amazing! draco had to be the best character in the musical, well maybe rumbleroar.....but you kno :D
MsCodyWilkie 6 months ago
GO AWAY TERRORIST :D
eleng555 6 months ago 5
"what the hell is a hufflepuff?" Hahahahaha lol I luv that
punchbuggy981 6 months ago 4
"I can't defeat thee. So please, don't eat me." Lol best rhyme ever! But I could never narrow down the best parts of this the entire thing is too friggin priceless.
wuvweezerandwookiees 6 months ago 2
what about uh, I'm the boy who lived, not died
messynessie123 6 months ago
From Bangkok to ding dang!!!!!
Bagel156 6 months ago
Quirrel.. Man.. Listen
torikatt 6 months ago 2
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torikatt 6 months ago
Ahahaha "when I rule the world I'll plant...FLOWERS :D" XD
eleng555 6 months ago
i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee avps and avpm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Mrsingingwithpassion 6 months ago
What about "Accio doublestuff!"? :)
mollrox531 6 months ago
"Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!" "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?" "........ *sits down*" Love that part!!
mollrox531 6 months ago
WHOAH HOLD UP! did u miss "racist sister *smack*" really.......
truecreature37e1 6 months ago 3
0:56 8:21 FIND :D
TheLoveFreaks 6 months ago
@DarthRaukrist well i FIND that hard to belive :D
morganlizzie23 6 months ago
What the HELL is a 'Hufflepuff' ? A Hufflepuff is someone who would die rather than betray their friends. Someone who was never top of their class, doesn't know the meaning of subtlety, and really really really doesn't want to die....but doesn't care about any of that, if it comes down to helping their friends.
DarthRaukrist 6 months ago 2
Severus Snape is one the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met.
doctorpottergirl 6 months ago
GO HOME TERRORIST
zurcuff 6 months ago
Dude. Wheres the clip about the Scarf of Sexual Preference????
she0who0reads013 6 months ago
EPIC HILARITY!!! XD
zeroendless2 6 months ago
I clicked on this video because i thought it would show the whole play.. TEN POINTS FROM REMUSCHOCOLADE!
spedesalchipmonk 6 months ago
They left out the "your plan to infiltrate hogwarts is going swimmingly my leige!" line!!!
zutara4ever222 6 months ago
4 people didn't recieve their hogwarts acceptance letters..
chazzatube1 6 months ago 3
1,2,3 I BEAT THE DRAGON!!!!
sarahbrush123 6 months ago
"Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff..." "FIND!" "What?!"
LoveEverone147 6 months ago 4
What does Malfoy say at 2:54? I think I heard Everest??
CyberChick2011 6 months ago
@CyberChick2011 "go home terrorist" as a joke about Quirrel's turban.
NessaMahtar 6 months ago
@NessaMahtar Ok.
CyberChick2011 6 months ago
Bitch i aint cho chang!
Bdog332 6 months ago
-3 lol
AVPMperson 6 months ago
Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders! What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
kbear202197 6 months ago
GO HOME TERRORIST!
nikkidee111 6 months ago 8
THIS SUCKS ROYAL HYPPIGRIFF.
maura2cute 7 months ago
What the HELL is a huffelpuff??! Hahahaha, that keeps cracking me up!!
musiclover6945 7 months ago
4 dislikes...THANKS HERMIONE!
nltXonecall 7 months ago 108
I love this...
...but there aren't enough Lauren moments.
Maejidh 7 months ago 8
thats becuase pigfarts..is on MARS.........
really if you take every sceme draco is in and make a movie in theaters id go every day it was out....best thing ever
oh and voldy can join to...hes reached that point
iAmy122 7 months ago 5
thats becuase pigfarts..is on MARS.........
really if you take every sceme draco is in and make a movie in theaters id go every day it was out....best thing ever
iAmy122 7 months ago
4 dislikes ? Thanks hermione
angelsfly131 7 months ago 4
GO HOME TERRORIST!!! i seiously DIED of laughter, hands down the best line;)
Meganawsomness 7 months ago 8
Like it, but where's
1. "you think killing people would make them like you but it doesn't.......it just makes people dead.
2. "shut up you inarticulate bubble"
3. "Avada kedavra" at the chair that was funny
But good job:)
juliascool1 7 months ago 7
4 people hate red vines
dloc0925 7 months ago
I fell in love with Voldermort watching AVPM! =) Thanks for posting! "Oh my god. I have to fight a goat! I don't know if I can do that morally!" lol =)
demoiselley 7 months ago 2
That sucked royal Hippogriff! HA. Oh Goyle. Too funny.
Mogen16 7 months ago
lol "it was left to me by my father ,my fathers dead,my dad is dead, my dead father lol i was dying laughing when he said that
cakemakerheheh123 7 months ago
GO HOME TERRORIST
DokiDokiKonekoChan 7 months ago 2
4 dislikes thanks hermoine
TheXTENTENXNejix 7 months ago 4
Did your turban just sneeze?
ztslovebird 7 months ago
I swear this series of videos should just be the entire two plays.
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