Cruise Liner crashes into Dock

[washingmashipe]

lets exchange insurance details, i have none



[mine1username]

COMIN THROOOOGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[auricom24]

Oh, a female Captain!

[e081194eng]

Captain..."Hey, I found my parking spot !!!"

[sverio12345]

Dont drink and drive...

[justinmoss101]

HONEY IM HOME!!!

[gittyupalice96]

lol 10pts on the parking job!

[MrHoopler]

that's what I want... a marina that can dock any size boat

[CallumE245]

-facepalm-

[Psycopath22]

Perhaps today is a good day to die!. PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED!.

[BC1Dan]

FUCK.THAT.SHIT

[jackloobyloo]

So thats where the penguins from Madagascar went ! :D

[RapTheNationalAnthem]

Just Ummmm..... Gonna squeeze on in there if you dont OMG WE CRASHED!

[1robdavidson]

There we go -- I told ya I can park this thing !!

[XJadynX]

There is something to be said about using a tug... but I think this is a scrap yard.. as the ship was being pulled in or at least guided by the wench... no screaming.. no cursing.. just funny....

[MrMurphyz40]

who's here to PAWRTY

[srpack67]

Were the penguins from Madagascar driving?

[scottwebb]

and for my next TRICK..............

[pault44]

Some work need on the hand brake turn!!

[strikerwyatt]

Honey, Im home!!!

[ct1p5]

Fired? It's a breaking yard, probably in Bangladesh. The whole idea is to ram the ship as far up the beach as possible.

[xsxe4stringx]

some one just got fired.... or lashed.....

[ampafalls]

mind if i just squeeze in right here

Thanks;D

[JBhab30]

Im guessing that guy was fired.

[productionvideos27]

THAT SPOT WAS RESERVED FOR ME MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

[LOVEandROCKETSfan]

Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Pupon . . . ?

[jgizzy]

Get outta my parking spot, nigga!

[Setaira121]

Someone is about to get fired

[theavatarstoneburner]

a boat graveyard?

[deere3320]

All good captin

[FizzNews]

must have been a major WTF moment for the people on the dock!

[ilovegoatsecks]

GPS: (BIINNGGG) "You have arrived at your destination"

[miraget3549]

@ilovegoatsecks llolololololol

bwahhahahaha

[WackoJackoLmfao]

This is why women shouldnt drive cruise liners Loool (Jokes). ''yeah i can park here, it dosnt say not to'' X'D

[alroc2]

This is "small ship" parking only, asshole!!!!!!!!!

[pjdfan81]

WERE HEERREEE

[SchizophrenicNazi]

I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE THAT HAVE TO SQUEEZE THEIR WAY INTO MY FUCKING SPACE!!!!! EVERY GODDAMN TIME......

[dyingangelo]

fuck yall im out

[cmsimo999]

what on earth?.......



[784plb]

oops bossman

[jannercornwall]

A. its not a cruise ship and B. its a beach not a dock lol , love the v8 winch though

[almkvist1981]

Ladies and gentlemens next stop on dry land.

[udachi1]

It's a breakers yard, so no subtle mooring, drive it up on to the beach at max speed, it will be broken up like the two either side............ good vid though :)

[Cormac197217]

Honey I'm Home.

[SymbioteD25]

LIKE A FUCKING BOSS

[SymbioteD25]

LIKE A BAWS

[WardyLion]

Frickin' hell!  I can't wait to hear the pilot explain that one!

Wardy

[Dexalicious]

In the future, Captain, don't drink the bong water.

[flatcap]

Honneeeeyyyy, I'mmm hoooooommmmmeeeeee

[imallpissedoff]

Who's the captain, Danica Patrick?

[Postie218]

@imallpissedoff LOL, good one.

[kedigitalservices]

He said "Hey, that's my parking spot!"

[bloodsurf69]

That's not crashing. That's called careening

[MeTooHigh]

i don't blame him we've all had trouble squeezing through tight places.

[Zebonka]

$30 says that the Captain was wearing a skipper's hat and white boating shoes when this went down.

[spicewood1990]

women drivers

[Mikerohren]

Dude... where did i park my submarine?

[554687858]

And THAT ensign, is how you park one of these big motherfuckers!

[Demon69UK]

1 - It's not a cruise ship

2 - It's not a dock

3 - You can go watch this sh*t in India if you want to see it first hand.

[sharksauto]

That was the sickest parking I've seen

[httpzip]

parking LIKE A BOSS

[BunkerGearGal]

Um, er. a: It's NOT a cruise ship. b: It did NOT crash into a dock! This was deliberately run aground on a BEACH in India where ships are taken to be broken up and melted down! It's an industry there, dangerous, dirty and in India they pay the men who do the work next to nothing. No union, no rules, no safety, just work and do what you're told. National Geographic or Discovery, not sure which, did a whole special on the place.

[httpzip]

@BunkerGearGal it was "Into The Graveyard" thanks for the advice !

[ernk72]

@BunkerGearGal what was the name of the special.

[KailiTali]

Shipment of fail has arrived!

[mrzalbar2]

talk about road rage lol GET THE HELL OUTA MY WAY

[cbmtrx]

You should offer new briefs/boxers with this vid. Mine are now soiled.

[aqwxszedcvrf]

Ok all of you saying its a women driving are stupid. They dont let women operate machinery....

[Macysdad2]

please remain seated till ive driven this thing at least 20 feet on shore. thanks.

[acidfighter1]

Get out of the way this is my spot!

[009huzafa]

hmm! i wonder how they put it back into ocean ??!!??

[009huzafa]

honey! i am homeeeeeeee.

[camcamrich932]

that is a cargo ship retarded

[minimoke8394]

You thought that was bad, you should see her reverse parking.

[rustohiski]

why don't ypu eat more horse?

[AKcharger]

its a scrapping yard, who cares



[sebastianstv]

holy crap

[skyservice78]

Stupid uneducated people who still post things like this on YouTube! Aaaarrrgh!! Sort yourselves out and get an education please!!! Thick bloody b****rds! xxx

[TheBombardierq400]

Where's the cruise ship, those are both cargo ships

[TheViolentTeddy]

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[saintlaur]

Juck Norris needs glasses ...

[1234567891braden]

that's what happens when you take a SHIPS parking spot

[Chris58851]

Looks like Steven Spielberg came to port.

[Stalicone]

That is what is known as "parking by braille".

[detroituntilidie]

where's the t-rex?

[BelgianEvo]

Wrong description !

It's just a cargo ship (not cruise liner) beaching at scrap yard .........

[MasterChief1001000]

HOLY FREAK FUCKING SHIT!!!!

[bimaldevclt]

Beaching at  a grave yard...well done..end of the ship

[johnjames92oo]

HA HAMMMMMM ........Wheres the liner...;-)

[thenick2nick]

like a good neighbor State Farm is there!

[rwiringa]

Oi! That's a bulk carrier, not a cruise liner.

[Arvidje]

the captain was probably a woman?

[fatty2361]

he said, "you took my spot"

[bloodfighter2]

dock? thats a beach XD

[ATLOffroad]

The captain probably only gets to do that once in his career.

[brandonp53]

like a glove!!!

[nick141166]

@brandonp53 that comment had me in stitches man! :)

[frankyecry]

Ship breaking yards , the captain has sold its vessel to certain sum of money per tonne, the ship will be dismantled and parts sold

[JamesGolding1991]

His insurance company is not going to be happy.

[ndboy2001]

We have arrived at our destination!!!! XD

[FizzNews]

@ndboy2001 hahahahah! :DD

[IIIIIRepoIIIII]

Why do people see the need to name their video's anything but what it actually is?

This should be called Ship breaking yards

[therealkwagsta]

@QUICKSTWAZ no actually mate i was told to run it aground for show and publisity

[therealkwagsta]

oh my god you little fella where did you get this footage mate IM THE CAPTAIN!! i was a little drunk

[br76892]

Somebody got shit for this one. No doubt.

[Teppi9076]

speed 2

[MrJholand7]

ready to chop it out..

[spanner69me]

hi hunny im home..

[Dennishard1]

holy shit i would of shit a brick

[alaskagus]

This vessel was ran aground on purpose, it's a ship wrecking yard mate... Good footage!

[BANKSYSKNAB]

just running in for a quick pack of cigs!

[Zugvogel1]

2fast4 you...

[patpat070]

i bet the captain went to the front of the ship and shouted "sorry guys, my bad!"

[XxZIGGYxMANxX]

Captin: "Ok you lillte bitch, I'll take your bet. $5 says i can fit in there."

Crew: "Wtf?!?! Your hitting the dock and the other ship!!!"

Captin: "Yeah, but i got 5 more dollars that i didnt have a minunte ago, ha. Pay up."

[shockvoz123]

Never drink and drive.

[ocdp27]

0_0



[mikeymike3232]

what are you talking about captain! it fits like a glove!

[graydog36]

Love the way they do business.

[Skateclark]

Oops?

[wazzawazza73]

This is an oil tanker deliberately being beached at a breakers yard, although i cant imagine they meant to hit other ships on the way in

[Morjens3000]

First of all its not a cruise liner second it vas probably on purpouse because that is a ship demolition yard...

[robtminnican]

pissed?

[wtfyouagain]

fair kept your composure there mate, good vid!!

[deerstalker999]

Nice parking.

[darryldelay]

not a cruise liner

[msdogooder]

I was busy looking at the boat on the right (thinking that is was going to slide over into the dock) until I just happened to glance up at the last minute and see the front of that huge ship coming closer. I was like DANG!

This is an amazing piece of footage here.

Wow!!! :-O.

[TechnologyJules]

did anyone get hurt???