How Italian's Tell Time

[MegaDanni93]

americani idioti fascisti razzisti cretini e obbesi di merda -_-

[giammira]

I think this funny video, that traveled a lot online, needs either:

to have a plain italian title

or, otherwise,

to have english subtitles.

The way it is, it suits only Italians who made a youtube search in english, speak some english and don't mind about the title not in italian. I am not one of them...

[TheFleetSailor]

That is GREAT, Italians have a great sense of humor.....! If my grandfather was alive today he would be laughing....

[maaku02]

can you put subtitle on it so that my friends can understand the humor in this scene

[21fretsalute]

you don't need subtitles. can you not infer from context? he's merely asking the time, and he's surprised how the man is able to tell it so exact by lifting a donkey's balls, and at the end you see why. ferfucksake people are thick.

[NiceLovelyCute]

italians just cant speak english, it doesnt relate to the video, just saying lol

[manofItalia]

o si italiano posse parlarno Englese mio padre parlarno Siciliano Italiano E Englese

[Shkodrapride]

lol

[Azizmuradov]

hahahhaha

[pxxner]

this is a rip off of a cheech and chong joke.

[voodoo35355]

Hell yeah it is!! As soon as he grab the balls I knew it.

[18CaStRaDoMiS89]

Using teats to tell time? We Italians never fail to impress!!

[soldierboy8882]

si quest personne est malatesta

[loziopaolinho]

i'm italian. This is a film...you don't speak italian so this is fake. The film is a humor commedy and the actors are famous in italy

[s1umz]

english men,you're brainless if you dont get the meaning of this scene,what the fuk is retarded,this word make sense only in english

[TankGun1944]

LOL, love it, jsut love it.

[mangosalado]

funny!!! :D

[fr3ds4t]

Grande Proietti!!!

[ryjrjfggbnnfg]

I'll start off once again,

Mi scusi bel uomo?

Mi sa dire la ora per favore?

E cinque trenta cinque.

E sicuro?

Grazie.

Prego.

(Guy takes off, comes back)

[DevilMaster]

Mi scusi buon uomo? Mi sa dire l'ora per favore? Le cinque e trentacinque. Ma è sicuro? E trentasei, forse. Grazie. Prego. Ha mangiato, il ciuchino, eh? No... Senta, mi sa dire che ore sono adesso? Un'altra volta? Le sette e un quarto. Oh, ma sono le sette e un quarto spaccate! Incredibile! Ma lei come fa a leggere l'ora nelle palle del ciuchino, scusi? No, io le alzo! Sotto c'è il campanile, vedi? Sette e un quarto.

[Tomiltorino]

hahahaaha che divertente

[Mhorg]

HAHAHAHA

[bigbutcowman]

quebecois are super gay, and they want 2 seperate from you. that says something. Secondly , in ww2 we were allied with the germans who we all know would have won the war against the english if it weren't for the americans, and at the same time u r the englishman's bitch. so just shut up and and go inseminate a moose in the yukon you canuck fag.

[mr2bmw]

you're a dumb ass canadian! You live in a country with no character. Quebecers are right to separate from you. I'm glad the U.S. fucks Canada in the ass everyday!!!!

[dome1972]

Isn't it time for you inbred sob's to start another losing war.

[italiagattuso]

plzzz tell me ur not talking about italians

[dome1972]

Yup...I was talking about you dirty whops

[italiagattuso]

lol and wtf are u? ur prob some fucking fag in ur moms basement with no friends and no job...i actually feel bad for u cz ur probably poor too, but us ''dirty wops'' are all rich and thats how we like it

[dome1972]

If by rich you mean lots of dirt under you fingernails then I guess your cup runeth over. Your a fucking, greasy daigo so don't run your mouth.

[italiagattuso]

fuck u..and that comment about the fingernails wus the dumbest thing ever like how stupid are u to think about somehting that retarded..wut nationality are u? i bet its nothing better than italian

[dome1972]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a

[italiagattuso]

...good one

[italiagattuso]

YEEAAAA

[JerkWarlord]

Thank you for defending us italians, sometimes racists like that bitch-fag decide to spark a lie...they die...

[dome1972]

Fuck'n greaseballs... try buying a shirt that fits and don't wear so much colone... ya reak like a two dollar whore.

[JerkWarlord]

How would you know italians are like this? What is your proof? Do you stalk us all day long, 24/7?

[dome1972]

scuzy, scuzy... wetback.

[JerkWarlord]

Are you retarded? You use words that don't even exist...

[dome1972]

AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaOoooooo­ooooooo... you talk'n ta me. Shad'up a you face... Badaboom-badabing.

[JerkWarlord]

and still you make no sense whatsoever...

[dome1972]

Aaaaaaa... am I funny to you?

[JerkWarlord]

No, only annoying and a waste of time. Just don't ever be racist against italians again, alright? EVER.

[dome1972]

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAa... what's a matter for you, eh?

[JerkWarlord]

again, you make no sense. Try using correct grammar if you want me to understand you, k?

[dome1972]

(excessive arm and hand gestures) Eh, eh... what's a matter for you... you no like my Momma's raviollie... it's no good enough fo you? Eh... you just another dumb Gino, eh. What's a matter fo you?

Dumbassed greaseball

[JerkWarlord]

First of all, I've never tried your mom's ravioli so I wouldn't know If I like them or not. Second of all, "Dumbassed" Isn't a word, and how do you know I'm a greaseball? What's your proof? You can't have any, because I'm not a greaseball. I don't even think THAT's a word, anyway...now thatm you mention it...so I have a piece of advice for you: WHEN YOU WANT TO OFFEND SOMEONE, DO IT RIGHT. USE REAL WORDS, DUMB ASS.

[dome1972]

AAAAAaaaaa... why you no talk wit yo accent no more. I was talk'n ta Joey Bones around ta corner and he is look'n to bust ya balls if ya don't call his sister back. I said, "AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaOoooooooooo­o... don't look at me Bones, I'm just look'n to choke down some raviolli at the track."

Yo fuck'n greasy Whops, I wish use' guys would take of ya own probs. Baba Boob, Bada Bing.

[JerkWarlord]

And a Merry Christmas to you, too.

[dome1972]

Scuzy, scuzy... yo greasy daigo's are spend'n too mucho time in da sun. Our Lord and Saviour was born in da Winter.

[JerkWarlord]

I forgot; Have a Happy New Year. ;)

[dome1972]

Heyyyyyyyyy, yooooooo...What you talk'n bout Daigo. That sun must really cook you brain, eh mano. It's ok, forget about it.

[JerkWarlord]

You don't celebrate Christmas? Oh I'm sorry, Happy Haunikkah.

[dome1972]

AiiiiiiiiiYiiiiiiiiYiiiiiiii..­. you a crazy wetback. What's a matter fo me, What's a matter fo you,eh? You must a come from Florence, lots a Jews a there, eh.

I was talk'n to you Uncle Sal. He wants a his goat back an it better not be broken in too bad.

[lolanubislol]

CORRECT GRAMMAR?!!! WOW jerkwarlord, Ur speaking to an ITALIAN, and you expect him to know perfect English? do you even know Italian? and if you learned it, would it be perfect? STFU About the grammar and spelling, Don't be a stupid lowlife... Even Americans don't use perfect English online. get over yourself.

[manofItalia]

Eo sol tutti Americano sono creeteno

[dome1972]

Fuck...speak English and keep the hand gestures to a minimum.