Troll Physics: Portable Fire

[MrKoiking1]

you need total biscuit to do some of theese

[HermanzGaming]

0:10 Holding portable fire anyway? :trollface:

[DanithirTV]

u fucking had the lighter in ur motherfuckin hand already.

[gastuf]

@DanithirTV hater.

[DanithirTV]

@gastuf No shit

[tijuanamarisol666]

Step 1: empty bottle

Step 2: You're link

Step 3: ???

Step 3 and 1/2 : profit

Step 4: lolwtfomgroflwaffle

[Rik4100]

step 5: PROFIT! :trolldance:

[TheEpicJedi]

Hey it works! Now to burn down the Troll HQ....

[newstead666]

Оставлю ка Я рузский комментарий!

[hackmun]

What if it melts before you want it to?

[EMIR72CC]

INDEED THIS IS SUCH A BRILLIANT IDEA ? I AM TRYING IT RIGHT HTE WAY

[booooom12345]

180 people dont know how to make portible fire

[0bliviXx]

Thumz if u actually tried it

[GamerzGlory]

Troll Police officer:DONT MOVE A MUSCLE

You:*Intense*

Troll Police officer:YOUR HEART MOVED A MUSCLE! *Shoots gun*

Troll Police officer: Problem?

[tunkitunki100]

you owe me a 260$ frigidaire

[universalshadow]

This is how spongebob squarepants fire works :P

[dheer730]

well the lighter counts as portable fire does't it ?

[FinnLink20]

@RJA10001 You clearly don't understand what this video was for. It was made for entertainment. Obviously you can't make portable fire in real life, we all know that. But this was a video made to be funny, not a step by step real life process. Troll Physics defys the laws of science and physics. To be funny. Get the point of entertainment.

[TheSmashFlims]

am I the only one who tried this?

[epicspart]

The beginning of all flamewars..

[tunkitunki100]

U jelly cave Fags?

[Blankfacepro]

:ummm:

[AndreasZehet]

Thats unreal because i need fire when its cold but it won't defrost when it's cold!

[plooploo00]

how did he even gets the burning logs into the freezer? isnt it already portable then?

[seanben01]

Me Gusta.

[thimooss123]

:greenman:

[SuperTermin8tor]

YAY I DONT NEED THIS STUPID LIGHTER ANYMORE!!!!!

[icycobra13]

seems legit...

[TheHikariOne]

I don't remember the Frozen Flame working like that in Chrono Cross...

[avatar4life100]

@RJA10001 problem?

[JankovicACZ]

IMPOSSIBRU 

[googlefish45]

What happens when my fire unfreezes

[RJA10001]

but fire cant freeze. cause it needs heat fuel and oxygen to survive. and your taking away that heat by putting it in the freezer.

[runmaster30]

TROLL PHYSICS!

[seanben01]

@RJA10001 O RLY?

[SnakkeBikkje]

Problem, stoneage-dude?? 

[SnnSnck]

I call that lighter :/

[TheCrazySwdishBoy]

It's kinda weard that the ice on the outside doesn't melt? haha? lol

[chronicbob]

True Story.

[vintlulu]

step 2: take it with you



[lolomer2]

@vintlulu if you want to burn

[MesersNavJak]

lol couldn't he just have picked up like he did for step 2?

or am i just missing something

[davewmcmurray]

@MesersNavJak trollololol

[Cbridge1998]

0:10 stupid place to start a fire

[9thCircleProductions]

@Cbridge1998 thatsthejoke.

[HydraWolf1]

@Cbridge1998 Problem??

[JulioJLuna89]

Okay, I have the frozen fire. Now i just need to defro- *DROPS FIRE ON SKYRIM CD* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

[noname91722]

seems legit...

[Transformice9]

But where would the freezers be?

[goku40001]

a flaming troll at work

[funnyanimationguy]

I did it and it worked thank you.

[Droidfish]

@Guldfizh I cannot fathom why you would take the time to write that comment since clearly nobody here gives a fuck what you think. Anyone who thinks memes can be "ignorantly misused" is obviously a giant faggot. Now how about you get off your high horse and go fuck yourself? Swag.

[Panncakerock]

@Droidfish umad

[Guldfizh]

@Droidfish Since you actually took the time to mock up a pathetic attempt at sounding intellectually retarded, I'll prepare my own retort by still stating that this video contains nothing of value. Continue living in the blissful ignorance and low life Internet scum you were meant to be, considering 'trolling' to be misused in every possible way. Just like the rest of the 13 year olds :)

[SMP9909]

@Guldfizh I'd say that almost 90% of YouTube videos contain nothing of value. Just saying, it's not really uncommon.

[supershadow125]

@Guldfizh dude it's okay. just give up. This video was made for fun. the value is cheap entertainment, something which is quite easy to aquire, but hard to actually use to it's fullest. I know his comment would have made you cry, that's when you should throw in the towel and give up.

[Guldfizh]

@Droidfish And your chin looks like a vagina, definitely #swag there, 'hipster'

[JackersonFoggerson]

@Droidfish I do not see how calling someone a giant bundle of sticks is much of an insult..

[CheezBurger198]

@Droidfish The only exception is that Skyrim meme, "arrow to the knee". That has been misused to the point in which everybody wants to kick the ass of whoever says it.

[HoroxIsxMahxWaifu]

@Guldfizh Thank you. This shit is fucking retarded. The fact that he didn't even make this up himself is even more depressing.

[AbysmalBlade1]

@Guldfizh UMADBRO?

[arrowthroughcreeper1]

@Guldfizh k rlly? fuck you. it's just another way to have a little fun making videos. *COUGH*fucktard*COUGH*

[spartannoah]

@Guldfizh

Ah, tog filmen lite för seriöst brorsan?

[Shadikun1]

but he has a lighter -_-

[MRxManus]

K the 3D effects added totally nothing... Could've seen it coming on a Troll video xD

[Goldenskull62]

Easier way to make a Portable Fire.

Step 1. Buy a lighter.

U jelly DroidFish?

[BFloverhateCOD]

@Goldenskull62 DroidFish has been trolled by your comment

[HeavenlyDismay]

The frozen flame... I looked everywhere for this in Chrono Cross.

[taggyboo3]

LOL

[TheCreeperIsASpy]

AHH THX!!!! It's works fine... now i can go everywhere and my fire is in my pocket :D

[CrazyKoopaCat]

... *facepalms...hard...*

[VideoVirusX3]

Problem Fire?

[TheAbtrigger]

Hahahahaha :D

[X4FreeRun4X]

WAIT A MINUTE!!! this wasnt a freezer!!!!

[OneSixFourFive]

you are the very voice of the trollface

[MrBoiGuy]

Chuck Norris succeeded in doing this.

[Closterdadthegreater]

How to make portable fire:

Shoot a portal into a fire.

And there you go.

[Elephantintheroom01]

Could this actually work with some sort of fissile material?

[safetykids911]

this video is bullshit dont try it

it doesnt work

[Closterdadthegreater]

@safetykids911 Can't tell if stupid or trolling.

[0mg1tz4wh4l3]

@Closterdadthegreater Can it be both

[0mg1tz4wh4l3]

@safetykids911 So you really took the time to do it. Not bad

[LLNightrider]

lol didnt work, in fac it burnt my house down. im @ the public library now asking 'does such a thing only work for absolute trolls?

[tnks4lyf]

gay

[113256]

seems legit

[Arwyroe]

candles...

[DramaKing1922]

I have but a few words...TROLOLO!!!

[dmacleavy]

LOL!!!!!!!!

[iTJ53]

*watching in 3D*

[funkgerat]

I jelly.

[SKETCHERifyer]

i tried this... and it worked!!!

[SuperPontikka]

Windows: Error 404 Troll not found

Me:God damn!

Windows: Mad bro?

[poohhardy11]

so what temperature is the frozen fire

[TheMrCeek]

Problem ?

[3Tek94]

Is that the music from the sims?

[FelixErikson]

@3Tek94 Nope. It's the music from ''mac vs pc''.

[miscthings1]

Do you always sound so tryhard in your videos?

[ElasticSpider]

but wait THE LIGHTER IS ALREADY PORTABLE FIRE

[SAMBHU01]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH



[fezandbowtie]

Or burn your fridge! :D

[TheBeastfromUranus]

Seems legit.

[ThiSSlay]

HOW CAN I DEFROST FIRE I NEED FIRE TO USE IT

[thetimemexican]

LOL the video response

[vcr53wus]

ME GUSTA

[earRAPE1123]

you jelly cave fag

[purplepikminfan101]

Okay, I have the frozen fire. Now i just need to defro- SHIT I JUST DROPPED IT. Great now there's shards of fire all over my new carpet.

[toadlolwtfbbq]

@purplepikminfan101 you just got naturly TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[lolwut1337n355]

Shit really works too.

[ICheatingThingI]

Works!

[lordvivecjjj]

fuck it

[zlyable]

step 3: put it in a microwave :D

[ohgodforumragepwns]

flashfreezing a plasma, not too far off in technology...

[killou74]

You jelly cavefags ?

You made my day.

[BillKillerz]

This is impossible, that's like teaching people's how to shoot watermellon with a slingshoot ....

[ChosenCommando126]

Now I can travel back in time with a frozen block of fire and show off to cavemen..... BRILLIANT!

[po0p77]

all the riddlen, failed..............

[sleepyassassin13]

@ItsHell4U Problem?

[WindBearStudios]

Y U NO WORK IN RL!!!

[TogeloverRandomness]

Somewhere, a physics major is crying silently.

[beanobrad2009]

he has a lighter anyway

[ItsHell4U]

The cold will put out the fire, idiots.

[995Unknown]

@ItsHell4U do you honestly think we dont know that? XD if so, we're not the 1 who is idiot, its you :D

[Vuvenz]

@ItsHell4U :AreYouFuckingKiddingMe.jpg:

[ITheN00b]

A lighter is portable fire......

:JackieChanMeme.jpg:

[Awesomestuff9687]

U JELLY?

[NiTROFLiPiNG]

lol

[BurritoMan109]

But isnt the lighter already portable fire?

[lilcountry1123]

@BurritoMan109 not the point :D

[BurritoMan109]

@lilcountry1123 Well why go through all the trouble of making this when you can get a lighter? U MAD INSTRUCTIONS?

[TheGLaDOSvideoCore]

@BurritoMan109 This is what people used before the lighter

[SuperSmashDolls]

@BurritoMan109 If you didn't know, inside every lighter is a tiny frozen flame. This is actually how they make lighters.

[BurritoMan109]

@SuperSmashDolls I wouldn't know. im not a lighter technician

.

[dheer730]

@SuperSmashDolls oh my for a second there i actually believed you and thought it might be true!! but then my brain said hold on a tic...

[lilcountry1123]

@BurritoMan109 lol its just funny. u mad mr right?

[XDarkSpiritStudiosX]

@BurritoMan109 That's for jelly faggots.

[TheMinecraftHamster]

@BurritoMan109 OMG DAH DONT U GET IT, ITS TROLL PHYSICS DAH LOL

[ThatDeville4]

@BurritoMan109 TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[killdog67]

@BurritoMan109 lol yes

[pokegirlization]

@i7GFX Thats the magic of troll young grass hopper

[DugansChemistry]

wait wont the fire melt the ice? MINDCEPTION!

[KoopDawg0]

@DugansChemistry thats how it thaws duh, UJELLYCEPTION?

[3DSismash]

@DugansChemistry This guy explains physics on a troll physics video and gets thumbs? WTH

[Beeoh4]

@DugansChemistry no, MINDFUCK

[Kitfugl]

I bet all theese comments could be marked as spam.

[MrGamer541]

How to support the world. 1) Go to south pole. 2) Do a handstand. 3) You are now supporting the world. 4) You jelly?

[ripperasylum]

wait, he made a fire, on a wooden table.

[laumaelinful]

@ripperasylum and he also froze the fire

[laumaelinful]

@laumaelinful problem?

[greseres]

Hi I'm a Mac. And I'm a PC.

[Ramonero7696]

:thefuck: :thefuckf: :fpthefuck: :areyoufuckingkiddingme:

[thecoolguy010]

Y U NO USE LOOPING LONG TROLL LIMBS?!

[thecoolguy010]

Step 1: Make a fire.

THE END

[solosoloblackdude]

Watching this video more or less trolled a minute of my life, that's the whole point of this.

[TheTastyPancake]

I need help at the "step 3"

[oad654]

150 ppl hate cold fire

[oad654]

150 ppl hate cold fire

[MrRevillo]

HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!! I NEED A FIRE TO DEFROST THE FIRE!!!!!!!!

[vivalabuis]

how are you gonna defrost it if your fire is frozen?

[Firedonify]

@vivalabuis air is warmer than the frozen fire, thus warming it up and defrosting it.

[SWATPhantom]

in 3D, looks more realistic

[Crikenghost]

hahaaahahah

[ginobundel]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[sugarpuffextrem]

Protip: it needs to SEEM plausible atleast. This does not.

Those free energy magnet wheels make good "trollphysics" It seems plausible but it isnt.

[Tr1cksh0tsz]

Problem?

[kkwawa1311]

ZOMG DUDE ITS THE FLYING MACHINE CHAIR O.O

[iHolyFool]

Can fire really freeze?

[TopstillSpinning2888]

@iHolyFool Dear Sir, if you really believe that and are not being sarcastic, then you must live up to your username (no offense).

[TheStickcop95]

My fire turned green when i freezed it, is that supposed to happen?

[omgimodio]

He could have used his troll powers to create a flamewar on some thread :c

[magma9999]

IT ACTUALLY WORKS!