Fact-O-Rama!

[weewego]

i'd say number 2, don'tknow whyt

hough. it somehow realistic

[jckaboom]

bullshit stories, all the lie traits in your body language

[veggieburgerfish]

obv not mumeber 5. Just the way you said it, and also, you wouldn't have just developed one product. And you don't look like a geek lol

[Coffeeaddict101]

Gah!!

Not knowing the truth is driving me mental!

[mellotron12]

#1 seems the most believable. I think Prince would be really picky about who sings on his albums. If I found a dead animal, I wouldn't touch it. Bill Cosby would never get into a fistfight!

[Indigo210]

I believe all of them excepting the Bill Cosby one. BTW, awesome video.

[RidiaBurofurusu]

hmmmm. numbah 5.

[Numnutzace87]

Well ya' gotta put the puddin' in da' fridge with'a Jello .... bwah..bwah..bwah....

Tis my Cosby Impression - It's better in person.

[AmateurAstronaut]

Well #5 is the most boring so I should pick that, but that was probably your intention. I thought #1 was the most relaxed. You didn't raise your eyebrows as much or shrug your shoulders as often and had more eye contact. So #1.

[FireofAutumn]

your videos are always so fun to watch! most people with 8 minute videos manage to bore me for 7, but for some reason yours keep me watching.

[vanetian]

Marry me please. :D

[richagen]

yes i say #1 is true?

[FloatAwayFromMe]

Mark, what is the song you use in your intro. I love it! And I believe ALL of them are true! ;)

[DentonUSA]

HAHAHA! It's called "Human Beat Box" by The Fat Boys.

[cinebastard]

shit. I accidentally rated it one star. Is there any way someone can counter that with a 1 star? Cause I didn't mean to rate it that high.

[DentonUSA]

You really ARE a CineBASTARD. Jeez.

[oy]

Lucky, i waited til the end, cuz i would be searching for you throught the entire different strokes series and searching for a new species of fox lol.

[cynlynj]

Child actor.

[scottklaw]

I say #1

[dickmanly]

I was gonna take a wild stab on a limb and guess that a little bit from each is true but I decided to make a solid choice.

I vote for Foxius Dentonus... just cuz I wanna believe.

[melanie0523]

definitely the child actor

[pacsgg]

Yeah, i fought with Bill Cosby as well, but i reckon you were a child actor (i want that bloody lamp!!!)

[blueberriejellybean]

I vote that you discovered a new species of Fox! lol, hope I'm right that looks like a hell of an attractive lamp!

[jmintee]

I vote that the Bill Cosby story is the true one...

[kathrinnn]

let's get married and go camping on the honeymoon!

[theslyestfox]

i was a "child actor" too, though i never did anything big, just voice overs and commercials and stuff... anyway that seems like the only plausible correct one! and way to steal my idea for having a truth in with the lies!

also i was impressed by your robots!

[thehippyshake]

oh i just noted the robot flowers, forget bill cosby that's the best part in the entire video

[enseign]

Bill Cosby would've put the beatdown on you. I'm guessing you'd have a hard time fighting your way out of wet toilet paper. Avid outdoorsman? Yeah, right. I'd come closer to believing you were Prince's bitch. Hope you didn't take any of this the wrong way.

[GhostJournal]

Child actor for the win. Although, like so many others, I think fighting Bill Cosby would be hilarious. :)

Anyway, this is definitely the best of these random 'five fact' videos I've seen!

[tlg847]

OK, so, I own the copyright to Mr. Roboto and I hearby order you to remove this video from YouTube right now, or...or...I'm...I'm gonna sue YouTube for a billiongazillion dollars. Smart ass kid. And, you can keep your damned stoopid red lamp.

[K80Blog]

Hey...I fought Bill Cosby too. He made fun of my top. Total asshole.

lol. : )

[DentonUSA]

Woo hoo!! *gives high-five.

Well, now that we've both kicked Cosby's ass, who should we go beat up now? I say Bob Newhart. No, wait! WILFORD BRIMLEY!

[K80Blog]

Brimley!!! Curses!!! Don't get me started on that freakin bastard!

[DentonUSA]

Yes... For TOO long that jolly, mustached, part-time-actor-part-time-diab­etes-testing-supply-spokesman has been a thorn in my side! I say it's time to TAKE HIM DOWN.

[Heidiscope]

LOL-good one, i knew it was lies i knew it!!!! not sure which is real though- i'm pretty sure you don't sing . .lol you act so maybe that one but then i'm still confused-ahhh i'll let somebody else get it! Nice vid!

[DentonUSA]

hahah! Nooo! keep trying, Heidi! lol

[meagank3690]

haha. that was good. i wasnt sure if you were telling the truth or not.

but i figured it out when you got to the cosby one. pretty curious about the true fact.

haha, very nice.

[bikeman855]

Fanfreakingtastic!!! The best 5 fact since the original paperlillies post.

[DentonUSA]

Thank you!!!!!

[USALawyer]

The True One? I think it was the one where you and ELLE MACPHERSON went at it hard and sweaty all night long. The one where she kept pulling your hair, riding you and screaming, "God, I'm doing the whole USA!" That was the true one.

[DentonUSA]

Aww, I purposely didn't tell that story because I figured people would just find it TOO believable. lol

[m3dys1n]

ur kind of an asshole who is not going to lie about their FACTS

[DentonUSA]

Yeah, you're right.

[forcecarrier]

Since they seem to get more unlikely as the count goes up, I'd choose "Fact" #1 - child actor (even with the award).

[PabloSuckasso]

The funniest part was this: "My whole life I've always been an avid outdoorsman." I pissed myself laughing.

[DentonUSA]

HAHA! Thanks, man. Glad you enjoyed that. Now go clean yourself up.

By the way - this gives me a new idea for DentonUSA-related merchandise! I could manufacture DENTONUSA DIAPERS!! Made to be worn whenever someone watches my videos so they don't make a mess when they piss themselves laughing!!! Yessss! Ka-CHING!

[funkwurm]

The fourth one, Bill Cosby, strangely enough that seems to be the most likely one. Child acting maybe, but big price for 4x small role... sounds fishy to me.

Also I've once embarrassed my mom by sticking up my middle finger to Donald Jones (Dutch Celeb more or less, passed away not to long ago) when I was like 5 I think. We were in the front row and everybody saw it, I feel sorry for my mom when I think about it. After that he kept coming to our place to shake my hand and "make up" I guess.

[funkwurm]

So since I know for sure that that story is true (I was there you know :P), that kinda makes the Bill Cosby story sound possible.

[luffypearl]

the iPhone?

vote.

[theShalomofLila]

For Some Strange reason I think it is the Bill Cosby story.

[visiblemode]

I loved everything about this video.

[binababy113]

I'm going to say the cosby story because I agree with the 90% who voted for that one - I want it to be true too! lol

[kerilizmon]

loved the robot!

[inthepassengerseat]

The fox, naturally.

[jabazzy]

You have a very creative mind for coming up with some of those stories. And I'll go with the Child acting.

[Elrich89]

I'm disappointed...

I think the child acting one is the most realistic.

[superflywhiteboys94]

I agree.

[maggow64]

Yep yep!

[paulina1627]

child acting

[manudosde]

I'm gonna go for the iphone thing.

[lisasimpson]

omg one is actually true? Okay, I'm going to have to watch this over again!

[n242764dwayne]

OH YEA!!MY VOTE.. IT WAS THE FIGHTING SCENE EPISODE WITH COSBY.. I WAS THERE...NO REALLY! I SAW THE WHOLE DRUNKEN STUPOR FIGHT......

out side that FAMOUS "chinese resturant"

[MaggotOli]

fight with cosby

i just picked this one because i didnt see anyone else who picked it

[n242764dwayne]

love the whole robot theme!!!! robot flowers and robot party ,cyiborg, from the terminator

and "oh MY GOD " THE ROBOTS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!! QUICK EVERYONE RUN FOR YOU LIFES.....OR YOU MIGHT GET BEHEADED! pEACE

[DentonUSA]

HAHAH! I'm glad someone appreciates those robot chapters! They took AGES!

[malditapoison]

child acting

[thefrozenghost]

My vote goes to the Prince story.

[makingwind4U]

I'm Batman ;) .

[cherrychoctaw]

child acting

[SuperJitan]

i thought i smelled some buuuuuulllshit :) hmmm, you are too pasty to be an 'outdoors man' so the fox thing is out, and i don't buy the cosby brawlin'. also how old were you in the 80's? not old enough to just be 'hanging out' with Prince, thus, i call your bluff! i go with option A, child actor, yeah, i can buy that just about

[DentonUSA]

Thanks, Detective! Are you related to Columbo by any chance?

[SuperJitan]

no but i am related to the one you know as Paperlilies who told me the filthy truth, so cram it up your ass! :P

[DentonUSA]

Gah! She's such a blabber-mouth. It was supposed to be a seeeeecret!!!! haha

[DrLemur]

I thought they were all made up at first but I'll go with the child acting too :) How dare you befoul the good name of Bill Cosby!

[DentonUSA]

Oh, i believe his name has already been "befouled." If you don't believe me, i will refer you to almost his ENTIRE body of work (not including his old stand up and The Cosby Show).

[DrLemur]

Okay you win :)

[zacksmovies]

cameo by the small wonder girl? nice touch.

[DentonUSA]

Gotta throw Vicki in there somewhere. I've been waiting for the chance to give her a cameo in one of my videos since i started on YouTube. I used to WORSHIP that show when i was a kid.

[bnessel1973]

Personally, I think you are throwing us off, and it's a combination of these facts. My guess is that you were Rudy on the Cosby show when you were 5, and you met Prince on the lot, and he was wearing the fur of a previously undiscovered fox. The iPhone thing I can't incorporate.

[fever103]

LOL - Outstanding answer!

[DentonUSA]

Best. Comment. Ever.

This made me laugh for almost 3 minutes straight. :D

[bnessel1973]

*curtsies*

Aw. Thank you.

[beefdlo]

my brain says child acting

but my heart wants it to be the bill cosby thing

my balls are screaming "dead animal" though

[thehippyshake]

bill cosby, please let it be bill cosby

[DentonUSA]

yeah, i've got my fingers crossed for that one, too. hahaha

[slim123jim]

The prince story is in the air, the iphone claim doesn't seem too plausible, the rare animal is baloney, Bill Cosby is a conservative guy doesn't get into much fights!! The child acting is the one I believe the most.

[FessdapFrisc]

I vote for child acting!

[Magnulus]

I would definitely say Child Actor. All fun stuff, though!

[flamesonthesideofmy]

I'm voting for Bill Cosby!

[leadbellydan]

Thats pretty tough - theyr all pretty unlikely. You sounded very convincing in the Bill Cosby bit but Im gonna go for the child acting thing - seems the most plausible.

[FessdapFrisc]

lol, yeah I almost believed him on that.

[speedyconkiwi]

You're good. You are really good. No no, YOU are good.

I have no idea which one was the true one, but ooooh the fox thing would be very cool, with the name and all.

Then again, punching Bill Cosby... nice.

Singing backup for Prince, NICE. I'm torn.

[DentonUSA]

Haha! Thanks!!! :P

[madi32]

I would've said the Bill Cosby fight was true but I'm going for the fox story just because I like the idea of an animal running around there that no one knows its name of. For privacy reasons.

[DentonUSA]

HAHAHA! The fox would love to tell you it's name, but he's more concerned with my privacy.

[flipsakeniall]

One of Jesus' limbs fall off everytime someone tells a lie!

=]

[T2Darlantan]

I found a guy named Michael Denton who wrote a book about evolutionary convergence concerning the Grey Wolf and the Tasmanian Wolf, close but no cigar...

[ilrin]

hmhmhmhmhm, child actor?

the prince thing would be coolest though, but it sounds too good to be true.

[raegoesdown]

i wish the bill cosby fight was true. i'd love the fucking shit out of you for it.

[DentonUSA]

Potty mouth. :p

[Barehand1972]

Even if was not true, he still is an a**hole, just like Will Smith. I vote Child Actor.

[tejonpass]

I've gotta go with the "stood up in San Francisco" one. It's soooo sad too, because you're brave for putting yourself out there, man.

[DentonUSA]

HAHAHAHA!

[Paperlilies]

what?! I can't tell which is the true one!! OH NO!

[Karanagi]

Hahaha, great fact vlog, interesting stories.

I'm gonna go with the child actor, if only because your acting is pretty good in this one.

[DentonUSA]

Thank you!

[Prepoceros]

I gotta go with the Cosby fistfight, if only because I want it to be true so very badly. I mean, how awesome would that be?

[RandomAllTehWay]

I'm gonna go for the Prince one, because that would be slightly more awesome than the rest of them to be true. I call a huge bullshit on the fox one and the Bill Cosby one as well. The rest could be true.

[RandomnessAzn]

LMAO! Funny as facts.

I vote for the actor one!

[welcomestranger]

Oh man, I hope you roughed that Cosby guy up real good! And do you mean to tell me that "USA" isn't your real surname?? How surreal...

[DentonUSA]

Actually, my full surname is "United States of America" but don't tell anyone.

[nonigold]

Hahaha! w00t!

This was awesome!

[DentonUSA]

Thanks! And thanks for tagging me! I forgot to name the people that tagged me when i filmed this, but i put a link to your channel in the vid description! :D

[OctoberRoad]

Dammit! Can't a guy enjoy his hiatus??? Great. Now this is what's gonna happen... My OC has gone into full-swing and I won't get a second's rest until my vid is not only made, but also obligatorily revolutionary. Yeah, thanks. I'm gonna enjoy that. -Shane

[OctoberRoad]

P.S. Don't confuse "OC" with "OCD". They're similar, but come on. Don't be racist. -Shane

[DentonUSA]

Hiatus shmiatus. Get to work on this vid.

[cinemastah]

You. Fucking. Liar. The actor one. Now give me my gift.

[DentonUSA]

Yeah, yeah. Whattah I look like, fackin' Santy Claus ovah here??

[veggieburgerfish]

but you do have a good relationship with God so you could work something out

[MaximusVelocity]

Yeah, after seeing the Lilies video I fail to believe anything that happens in this series of videos. But to satisfy the criteria I think it was number 3.

[DentonUSA]

hahaha! you're very wise...

[kittenstomper]

ok i am a dope, commented before the vid was over...the nature one seems like the only plausable one.

[kittenstomper]

this is like the game where you guess which story is true...

[CarrieEmmy]

I'm gonna guess the child actor thing is the true one! I was one, too. :)

[chris3ff]

This was pure class, dude. Love that pimped out logo at the end. Missed your videos, man. It's been way too long. NOW FOR THAT COLLABORATION.... ARG.

[pablokickasso417]

I vote for the rap theme song. Wait, what?

[Grimbrin]

Though they all seem incredibly plausible facts I think I will go with the different strokes one - though I suspect all 5 are bollocks. Anywho if I'm right I vote for me!

[kristalyn512]

my guess is the fox story! haha

[JackDanyells]

Son of a bitch. I was going to tag you.

[DentonUSA]

Aww crap. Sorry dude. Blame Paul. It's all his fault.

[chris3ff]

that's a lie.

[abbyroadme]

I think the nature story is the only one that is true.

[USALawyer]

Wow. an Emmy!