Dear Henry, I've been a fan of your cooking show ever since my girlfriend left me for my lesbian sister. Just a quick question: what sort of advice do you have about buying the right cooking knives. I'm dying to start doing a little bit of cooking in my apartment because it helps me forget about the way things have gone. Thanks again. I love your show.
@henlips. You can say what your really thinking. If someone gets hung up on the editing then they don't get it anyway! Fuck them! Oh and do you think you could put out about 4 of these a week just to keep me from killing myself ..... no pressure though.
@LeahWayEarth I know, I'm pretty bummed about screwing that part up, but I didn't notice 'til after I uploaded it. I'm definitely no pro! Oh well. Thanks for watching anyway :)
It's pretty OBVIOUS that the editing was done horribly on purpose, genius..... I guess someone like you wouldn't 'get' the humor though seeing as you only have videos of grass and meadows, you boring prick.....
Hey, Henry. Thanks a lot for this gread vid. Really helped me out there to get that right texture, I was struggling with truffles of my own for about two years if you can believe it. Thanks a lot. Looking forward to your next episode of Henry's Kitchen!
I'm loving this, you should make a episode where you finally make a great recipe and tastes very good but all of sudden you get a call to some thing and when you are back home you find your delicious food full of ants
I lost it at "and then we're just gonna put our nuts on top of our balls". I'm going down to city hall this Monday to turn in my revoked adulthood license.
I made my own and followed your recipe exactly except I kept them in the fridge for 3 weeks. They were great. Thanks Henry. Do you have a recipe for Chicken and Biscuits?
"Ok, now were just gonna stir this up for about five minutes... I remember when I was a kid, my friend Garry and I were gonna build a go-cart in his backyard. And so in order to raise the money we put all of our lunch money in a shoe-box for about two months. And then eventually his older sisters boyfriend found the shoe-box and stole the money and used it to pay for an abortion."
Love this series, but it's almost getting to be TOO focused on the 'sad pathetic' and not as much on a guy just honestly trying to make a cooking show and being tragically bad at it.
I don't know, it didn't look that much worse than one of those giant cookies you get at the mall. But chocolate truffles and Bud Light? MMMMMMM! When's din-din?
I hope Henry's kitchen series is going to contain a story/plot development rather than continuing the formula until the view count drops (im thinking the you suck at photoshop series as a comparison). Its fucking great so far and i lol'd a lot.
A fungus that grows in the dirt.
Havockeer 2 days ago
The last second of the video.."I met a guy with cancer" This killed it for me! I was literally ROFL!
ORIGINALGAMINGGUY 2 days ago
oh my god. these videos make me cry laughing, that doesnt happen too often.
BensCrazyVideos 3 days ago
Is that Jon Dore?
Madvillain2123 1 month ago
Love your videos. Hang in there buddy!
nightmonkey07 1 month ago
Love this guy haha
SeeWillySee 1 month ago
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ThePaulbailey 1 month ago
Dear Henry, I've been a fan of your cooking show ever since my girlfriend left me for my lesbian sister. Just a quick question: what sort of advice do you have about buying the right cooking knives. I'm dying to start doing a little bit of cooking in my apartment because it helps me forget about the way things have gone. Thanks again. I love your show.
burf69 1 month ago 5
Is that Jon Dore at 3:59?
MagicFergie 2 months ago
I love this because it's an accurate depiction of depression.
qwertyuiop78945612 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Henry phillips you are brilliant sir
VictorNightengale 2 months ago 2
were the truffles shaped like a heart when he pulled them out of the fridge?
IET135 2 months ago
Love your videos henry!
sulsaboy 2 months ago
Should have added more Jager :(
Mrseanbraza 2 months ago
You gotta use timers for EVERYTHING, Henry.
Giselle62 3 months ago
this is great.
schoolmeal8 3 months ago
!!!JAGEMISTER!!!!
poojuice123 3 months ago in playlist Videos from henlips
Lol!!! Comedy gold! Probably the best thing out there at the moment!!
Hotnicksno1 3 months ago
I was expecting a "Little Dish" banner in the left-bottom corner ;-)
Meowbay 4 months ago
Please keep making these, Henry's Kitchen rules
staubhp1 4 months ago
I couldn't watch when you poured in the Jägermeister.
matelue 4 months ago
"And eventually his older sister's boyfriend found the shoebox, and used the money to pay for an abortion..."
eGnasty 4 months ago 6
Dang it! I forgot to subscribe and I didn't know more videos were out! Please, forgive me, Henry Phillips!
SubSaibot99 4 months ago in playlist Videos from henlips
I don't know whether its offending or not to make fun of depressed suicidals this way. But then again, NOBODY CARES!
TheEntryCode 4 months ago 2
Brilliant as usual Henry. Always loved you stuff.
mikegallien 4 months ago
@henlips henry, brilliant like everything you do.
mikegallien 4 months ago
@helips henry, brilliant like everything you do.
mikegallien 4 months ago
oh my god this is perfect.
stephtaculr 4 months ago 4
Can't stop laughing @0:55
NerdsWithGlasses 4 months ago
You and epic meal time should do a video together.
Cooludeful 4 months ago
omg everytime im depressed i watch ur videos and i laugh my ass off and feel better!
guzhomie07 5 months ago
I love how the lyrics change from "Help me make it through the night" to "Help me make it through the DAY" xD
farvin111 5 months ago in playlist More videos from henlips
You make my yeast rise...
MrStoolborycrow 5 months ago
Reminds me of Toby from The Office.
programmablesoda93 5 months ago 5
For some reason I cracked up at "Put Nuts on Balls"... WHY OH GOD WHY
NailbombSurprise 5 months ago
Awesome Henry! Oh and I watched Punching the Clown too. Hella funny! You should come to San Francisco so I can see your show.
sarcasticcomment 5 months ago
Awesome Henry!
pophutch72 5 months ago
You look like Lucas Grabeel!
taylorswift091196 5 months ago
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I love your apron. You should start selling them online.
maksymsgirl 5 months ago
I love your apron. You should start selling them online.
maksymsgirl 5 months ago
James Taylor on smack. Awesome.
biggerbigd 5 months ago
I get so lonely at nights, I've shaved one leg so it feels like there's a woman in bed with me.
gofaqyosef 5 months ago 4
This is some godly shit right here!!! Keep it up please! I LMFAO everytime.
SgtSecsy94 5 months ago
soooooooo good. and even more sad.
TheGuitarManUK 5 months ago
This shit is too funny! henry phillips for president!
schlo86 5 months ago
Reflective stories are the funniest! Abortion..LMOA. Thanks for making us laugh!
mrrockyrooster 5 months ago
well, you can always do something like Henry's Beer & Liquor Review videos since you have this awesome luxurious lifestyle...
AnalLuxury 5 months ago
This is way too familiar.... All these fucking videos are brilliant.
InnerSpaceTourist 5 months ago
I've only just discovered the Henry's Kitchen videos this evening, but I love them so very much.
Thank you, Henry, for sharing a little of your life with us.
davidceriwilliams 5 months ago
ok so now we're just gona put our nuts, ontop of our balls.
kyle2point 5 months ago
is that Jon Dore around 4:00?
xfubar 5 months ago
Hilarious dude. I can't believe people don't get that this is a joke.
PABSTMAN138 5 months ago
HAHAHAHA omgg you're so FUNNYYY!!! XD!!! i love this video!
puddinfacekiki 5 months ago
He's like the crossover between bachelor frog and forever alone, and it's pretty damn funny.
Rockmaster2112 5 months ago
"Sometimes, you know, it doesn't work out the way that you wanted to and that's fine too."
broke my heart
Schmidi 5 months ago 3
@henlips. You can say what your really thinking. If someone gets hung up on the editing then they don't get it anyway! Fuck them! Oh and do you think you could put out about 4 of these a week just to keep me from killing myself ..... no pressure though.
oldmillfan 5 months ago 31
@oldmillfan Thanks!
henlips 5 months ago 12
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These videos suck, and you messed up the editing because the walnut pan disappears and reappears right before you hit it.
LeahWayEarth 5 months ago
@LeahWayEarth I know, I'm pretty bummed about screwing that part up, but I didn't notice 'til after I uploaded it. I'm definitely no pro! Oh well. Thanks for watching anyway :)
henlips 5 months ago 106
@henlips I thought you did that on purpose.. I found it hilarious. Either way great, depressing videos man :)
TheBananaSundae 4 months ago
@LeahWayEarth He does it on purpose you retard. This is supposed to be comedic.
Zer0nite 5 months ago
@LeahWayEarth Complaining about the editing in these (great) videos is almost as funny as the cooking itself.
Danosvanos90 5 months ago
@LeahWayEarth shut..the fuck..up!!!
CoCoopScrewUp 5 months ago
@CoCoopScrewUp, you mad?
LeahWayEarth 5 months ago
@LeahWayEarth
U mad? Ya dumb cunt.
LieselDraper 5 months ago
@LeahWayEarth
It's pretty OBVIOUS that the editing was done horribly on purpose, genius..... I guess someone like you wouldn't 'get' the humor though seeing as you only have videos of grass and meadows, you boring prick.....
domanskikid 2 months ago
Your videos are so hilarious!
nnneat 5 months ago
This is such an amazing series. I'm pretty jealous that I didn't think it up. Make more!
LieselDraper 5 months ago
This is the best comedy on youtube. Seriously.
fraze86 5 months ago
Jägermeister is yucky.. makes me sicky.
Zelkmassb 5 months ago
Collab with EpicMealTime, please!
sammyball88 5 months ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
fake and gay
Osamabindansker 5 months ago
Henry needs a movie
TheRockitLawnChair 5 months ago
I kept fearing he'd cut his fingers while cutting up the chocolate :)
jaguarke069 5 months ago 3
@jaguarke069 yeah me too... god hes so much forever alone like :/ It makes me sad
lonflash 5 months ago
i love the pointless stories lol
shredder2493 5 months ago
hahahhahha I loved every single second of this
agawaga 5 months ago
That was great!
dedpxl 5 months ago
FA guy irl
kennyvsspenny24 5 months ago
LOL i love this guy so much
TheWorldOfJames 5 months ago
for a minute i thought they might turn out ok... >.>
energon9 5 months ago
looks like the bowel movements from a cow
blessedwithapizza 5 months ago
Does anyone notice the typo in the beginning? " instead of ' lol
farvin111 5 months ago 2
that's how most people fuck up
SupProductionsz 5 months ago
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SupProductionsz 5 months ago
Henry, you're a genius. This hits all of the correct notes for me. Really fantastic stuff.
INERTIAAA 5 months ago
The promoted video to the right is a video about gastric bypass. Coincidence?
nomad202 5 months ago 2
Henry is one hot loser.
aida666dead 5 months ago 2
awesome song is there a video of the whole thing
loud3800 5 months ago
Oh fuck my stomach hurts from laughing at this...
78Revolutions 5 months ago
This video makes me glad I quit drinking a few years back.
biggerbigd 5 months ago
Hey, Henry. Thanks a lot for this gread vid. Really helped me out there to get that right texture, I was struggling with truffles of my own for about two years if you can believe it. Thanks a lot. Looking forward to your next episode of Henry's Kitchen!
theblacktaxi 5 months ago
3:36-4:44 is MY ENTIRE LIFE.
Yes- INCLUDING the "let's have some chocolate truffles" part.
idkmybffjv 5 months ago 2
hey on the part wer he is taking out the batterie when it shows the chair shaking the nutts are gone
crazyisaacdingdong 5 months ago
this is the best shit ever put on youtube
MrTeddySalad 5 months ago
where is part 5!! i really cant wait for the next episode..
mischakuri 5 months ago 5
one person is Henry himself !
jaguarke069 5 months ago 2
LOL, this is great! So much better than Paula Dean.
ChadInOKC 5 months ago
"Jose Suicidio" Lawl
w3stwing 5 months ago
Nuts on top of balls sounds like a cheap gay porn movie
angelmassb 5 months ago
now ur just gunna spoon our chclet mistures
xoxolisette 5 months ago
Oh god 1:00 - I can't stop laughing.
tikkj 5 months ago 3
Oh please dear god keep making these videos! Im laughing my ass of
.. alone
MrQuirinius 5 months ago 88
hit 3 4 and 5 randomly and erratically for a fun remix of awkward silence
SH1N1NGG0LD 5 months ago in playlist More videos from henlips
I love all those random facts and stories.
HiroKawazu 5 months ago in playlist More videos from henlips
I'm so sorry about your nut-covered chocolate balls. Why don't you try making pasta primavera?
monicaemily33 5 months ago
"Help Me Make it Through the Day" Such a beautiful song.
ChristopherLund 5 months ago in playlist More videos from henlips
Watching these videos doesn't make me laugh anymore. It makes me want to cry
LawlessRick 6 months ago
Walnut tray disappears and then reappears
zygulpy 6 months ago
I'm loving this, you should make a episode where you finally make a great recipe and tastes very good but all of sudden you get a call to some thing and when you are back home you find your delicious food full of ants
rodrigonsh 6 months ago
Come on... who's the one person who could possibly have disliked this?
TheSuperDingus 6 months ago
@TheSuperDingus
A person who was desperately looking for a truffles recipe.
hansburbon 6 months ago 3
@hansburbon haha
TheSuperDingus 6 months ago
To funny!
79rent 6 months ago
did you really have to shred chocolate? just melt the bars whole maybe?... skip all that and guzzle some jager.
yurianne07 6 months ago
subscribed.
vinhgo 6 months ago in playlist More videos from henlips
Anyone else jump when the smoke alarm went off?
raccoozie 6 months ago in playlist More videos from henlips
This is awesome. Youtube sensation in the making.
NickandGarrett1 6 months ago 2
these absolutely kill me. i lost it when he made himself an apron.
forever alone. ;_;
anononomos 6 months ago 3
you need another two shots of jägermeister, and a little more nuts on your balls. that will make it quite lumpy indeed.
MrStillton 6 months ago
This is the most depressing thing I've ever seen, but I can't stop laughing. Thank you Henry!
mrjangles1 6 months ago
Hahahahaha <3 you Henry!! Keep trying and you WILL succeed :D
pixiii01 6 months ago
I love the song!
HapooDog 6 months ago
haha I love how the chocolate bits just melted
jgq85 6 months ago
Hilarious
missorangepark 6 months ago
I lost it at "and then we're just gonna put our nuts on top of our balls". I'm going down to city hall this Monday to turn in my revoked adulthood license.
Morgakabol 6 months ago 5
Story of my life = (
ComTruise 6 months ago
I made my own and followed your recipe exactly except I kept them in the fridge for 3 weeks. They were great. Thanks Henry. Do you have a recipe for Chicken and Biscuits?
artvandelay3911 6 months ago 5
This needs to be on adult swim
nomad202 6 months ago
love your videos thanks for making them
nknight134 6 months ago
this is beyond amazing
myRincon 6 months ago
nuts on balls
JogoDeAzar1 6 months ago in playlist More videos from henlips
Best part:
"Ok, now were just gonna stir this up for about five minutes... I remember when I was a kid, my friend Garry and I were gonna build a go-cart in his backyard. And so in order to raise the money we put all of our lunch money in a shoe-box for about two months. And then eventually his older sisters boyfriend found the shoe-box and stole the money and used it to pay for an abortion."
fraze86 6 months ago 6
Next internet star right here!
ingersollturok 6 months ago
lol why did he put an oven mitt when he put the food INTO the oven?
velin02 6 months ago
Oh I know that hurt.
fullphaser 6 months ago
why is this so hilarious
breatheska 6 months ago in playlist More videos from henlips
gorgeous, Hen. Is that Mother's old apt? heaven! xx prinn
missitchy 6 months ago
This type of humour is amazing to me. Keep it up!
ItsSitka 6 months ago
This man is genius.
LoganHarpMusic 6 months ago
LOL
SteamyDumpling 6 months ago
I love it!!
g0blin84 6 months ago
Love this series, but it's almost getting to be TOO focused on the 'sad pathetic' and not as much on a guy just honestly trying to make a cooking show and being tragically bad at it.
maldevane 6 months ago
Absolute best on yt now!
fredand1 6 months ago
the goodneighbor crew and henlips are the best channels on youtube.
nospuzzuw 6 months ago
I've watched this so many times.
ilessthan3cats 6 months ago
After watching EpicMealTime, this seems several times more creative than before.
AngelusZA 6 months ago
The cocoa tab was perfect. And I really thought you'd ruin it two weeks in, but you're doing a fantastic job finding a great way to ruin food.
TimoMcD 6 months ago
i love how the lyrics changed from "help me make it through the night" to "help me make it through the day." i dunno why but i find that hilarious.
ThyrmBloodaxe 6 months ago 3
Honestly, this is the funniest and most original thing I've seen on youtube all year
wepmajoe 6 months ago 4
Is that TV's Jon Dore at 4:00 ?
JustOneAsbesto 6 months ago
@JustOneAsbesto Yes, and the great Lynn Shawcroft!
hintysen 6 months ago
I don't know, it didn't look that much worse than one of those giant cookies you get at the mall. But chocolate truffles and Bud Light? MMMMMMM! When's din-din?
bribabytt 6 months ago
Please become popular
Brabant07 6 months ago 113
@Brabant07
All I know is I'm posting this shit on every social networking profile I have. People NEED to see this!
zeioIIDX 6 months ago
@Brabant07 this wont be funny anymore if it becomes some gay youtube fad
zxbryc 5 months ago
The mix of drama and cooking and comedy is just perfect. Someone get this guy a friend! Or a dog, or something!
RedemptionsScar 6 months ago
I hope Henry's kitchen series is going to contain a story/plot development rather than continuing the formula until the view count drops (im thinking the you suck at photoshop series as a comparison). Its fucking great so far and i lol'd a lot.
TakeFiv3 6 months ago
Wow! Stunts!
madcosby 6 months ago
love the forever alone!!! cooking
hackedrez 6 months ago
So fucking depressing and poorly made, all on purpose. I love this show.
tgseason12 6 months ago 3
10/10
iSamtana 6 months ago
LOL this is so funny
Kolbehh 6 months ago
Why do his videos feel so familiar...
plateofshrimp 6 months ago 3
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hahahahah best one yet :D
123qwerty 6 months ago
Keep a stiff upper lip henry
xjohnson42 6 months ago
So much win
Relapse3 6 months ago
this needs to be primetime viewing! fuck gordon ramsay!
soundcityriotact 6 months ago 3
Nuts on balls
XYNTA12 6 months ago
O HAI!
malayayu 6 months ago
Dear god jesus this is another level man
alalchemist 6 months ago 4
lol'd hard at the go cart story
InSanePodrick 6 months ago
BEEP BEEP BEEP! That sounds all too familiar. Cooking burgers indoors...
seanThree16 6 months ago
this is so fantastic.
nothing else on youtube has achieved this perfection.
thank you, Henry. these really do make my life a lot better.
mincdynasty 6 months ago 6
I fucking love this series so much.
JoEL2point0 6 months ago