To Catch a Predator: So, the counselling isn't working out too well, is it

[FalseSenseOfDeity]

Came for the under-aged sex... Stayed for the cookies

[bassxtronic]

lmfao! hahaahhahahahahah ownage!

[NintendoDrunkie]

I hate every person who has tried to do things like this with under age teens, but this man is one I hate the least. While his drive to break this law burns hot, his drive to fess up to what he did wrong and handle the consequences shows that there is still a part of him that can be respected as a man.

[walkoff2]

'balin'? You think he meant 'ballin'?

[whammydanny69]

Man that fucker has big ears

[893097011]

I love how they give them cookies before busting them hahaha and I love how the pervs keep chewing on it... lmao

[account74123]

them cookies look taaassstyy dawg

[BorealNeal]

hansen: wow with all that it seems like u got a big night planned

pedo: mmhmm

[MrECC83]

Lol @ that policewoman who so enthusiastically runs towards him to bring him down. It's so easy to act tough when there's 5 other large men supporting you, running after him too.

[zazo0]

looks like rich franklin ahahahahah

[JuKa3177]

@zazo0 lol a skinnier version

[LordVader89]

@Solarfactor You're a natural Picasso with those keys.

[MiceHendrickson]

Jeff Goldblum on Xanax

[onlywayisup100]

sick shit

[hockeytaint22]

Busch? what a fuckin scrub

[traptintime12]

how come they always admit it, or run. I mean I'm really glad that these people are going to rot in jail, but the reactions are so calm that its weird.

[JohnnyDesaint]

He looks and answers the questions like hes JIm Careys character in Dumb and dumber.

[plixie1]

"i can get some more if i need to"-like a boss.

[prankcallfan84]

so staged.... i'm sorry!

[jazzplayer9]

lol the dude's storm rushed like he just killed somebody..

[comeonbrazil]

When he said that he didn't mean to do anything too graphic with the girl, he gave away that he followed Dateline's shows as Mr. Hansen often uses this expression "too graphic" in his shows.

[jaremneque]

@comeonbrazil It's not an expression used exclusively in the shows, that doesn't really give away much at all

[aadeeza]

Enjoy that cookie, motherfucker.

[reiber83]

Did you bring condems? Emmmhmmm, sure did.

[akuonye]

WHITE GUY

HAHAHAH

[thrashmetalteen]

Drove 4 hours?!?!?! Sad bastard. I wouldn't drive 4 hours for someone OVER age.

[84Manowar]

@thrashmetalteen haha right? wtf is wrong with people!!

[kdu3142]

"I can't wait to see you!"

" IKnooawwaha"

[TheUTubeRebel]

why are all these sex offenders scrawny, unkempt wimps?

[DexterHaven49]

One of my ex-girlfriends, when she was 28, said she was fucking a 30 yr. old when she was 12. No lie. And she said she loved it. All true. Some of these young sluts crawl over broken glass to get that older stud. Guys have to be careful of these young tarts. One porno star said she was fucking guys in their 20's when she was 12. She said it was "awesome." Where was Gloria Alred to brainwash her, " No, say you hated it. That you were a victim. Remember the feminist BS we always say."

[hellokitylv]

@DexterHaven49 you're fucking sick. just bc it happens doesn't mean it's right. keep finding excuses to think it's okay to have sex with kids.

[DexterHaven49]

@hellokitylv You're the sick one for misinterpreting what I a wrote in your own perverted way. I said, "Guys have to be careful of these young tarts." That's a warning, dummy. What kind of sick mind do you have to ignore that advice?

[casperado666]

when i was a kid i knew a lot of 13-14-15 y.o. who fucked around. didnt hurt anyone much

[andrew310k]

hahahaha why the fuck would they put him in the front seat? x) thats so awkward

[dempro95]

"...And you brought condoms?"

"Yeah."

"And what was your plan tonight?"

"...Just to hang out."

[superman1113215]

who else wants some motherfucking cookies now?

[ausdude77]

1:25 A shot of Jager? Just one shot, he's a little selfish

[Solarfactor]

Evolution of the asshole:

Before prison: (_*_)

First week in prison: (_o_)

First month in prison: (_O_)

First year in prison: (_&_)

[MrECC83]

@Solarfactor This is funny how?

[Yogartification]

@MrECC83 Get out of here troll.

[FalseSenseOfDeity]

@Solarfactor o_O

[Klackner1]

Have some more cookies Dumbo because where you're going, they don't pack cookies. They pack fudge. Don't drop the soap you nasty sumbitch.

[BoiWonda4u]

DAMN AND THE FAKE THE DEFECTIVE FROM SOMETHING ABOUT MARRY LOL

[BoiWonda4u]

HE LOOKS LIKE THE CRIPPLE GUY FROM SOMETHING ABOUT MARRY LOL.

[WishMonkeyscanskype]

freaky

[Eyhab12]

1:28 he looks retard

[Utoob80]

i would of used rabbit poop instead of chocolate chips in the cookies.

[goldiebee19]

Chris: "So, you brought two kinds of vodka and condoms. What are your plans for tonight?"

Pedo: "...Just to hang out."

LOL xD Dumbass

[ArranoGris]

"Yaeger huh? Why don't you have a nice glass of TAKE A SEAT?"

[epicimages]

Chris: "What are you doing here?"

Pedophile: "Ummm... Just getting some mother fucking Chocolate Chip cookies yo, but I'm kinda full now so I'm outty."

[HappyHappyCatCat]

These men are set up. Maybe this guy was a realistic threat, but the program itself sets up men who think what they are about to do is *private* and *consensual* They are not rapists.

[Pengui66666]

@HappyHappyCatCat You're pathetic. Consent can't be given by a 13 year old. Period.

[Tzara86]

@Pengui66666 You might want to explain that to the Vatican, where age of consent is 12. This is LEGAL there.

[ausdude77]

@Tzara86 The Vatican uses Italy's laws and the age of consent in Italy is 14. I have no idea where you got 12 from

[Tzara86]

@ausdude77 Thanks for the information. I read it on a global list not too long ago, but couldn't find the link for you. Maybe they adopt this now, but historically consent could be given much earlier. In any case, we were all 12 once. I had the choice at that age to have sex, and I was perfectly able to say no. So I think it can be argued that some 12 year old's do want that, but the adults should tell kids to talk to parents more.

[Tzara86]

@HappyHappyCatCat I agree with you. When I was 13, I knew what sex was and if I wanted it or not.

[ausdude77]

@HappyHappyCatCat Look up 'statutory rape' for me, will you?

[creamyfilling102]

she's supposed to be 14?  she sounds like about 8 lol

[ronnymatt81]

@creamyfilling102 so youre saying youre a diddler then?

[creamyfilling102]

@ronnymatt81 oh yeah thats right i know my way around an 8 year old's internal plumbing.....or, it just sounded really high pitched and fakey

[pBass93]

LA Noire hahahahah

[ninjajesus81]

Seems kinda messed up that they even used an underaged girl at all in this.

[NBKbeans]

@ninjajesus81 its an adult actress. yeah, could have fooled me tho, but i did my research

[GeorgiaPeach87]

well with all that sounds like you got a pretty big night planned...lmao Chris Hansen is hilarious

[CanadianRoadRunner]

I think this guy is Fetal Alcohol

[QueerSwede1]

This one HAVE too be mentally challenged!

[SKPonr]

well shes still a teen but just under age. Cant complain about that.

[SKPonr]

what? Forrest Griffin is a predator?

[eat666shit]

coming up, next episode : Mohammad and a 9 y.o. girl .

[LEV1ATHYN]

2:28



[LEV1ATHYN]

2:30

[LEV1ATHYN]

3:30



[SIurm]

1:08 "i knoooou"

[CopaCov]

@SIurm

LMAO FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!!

[aCrucifiedCrusader]

1:46 YEP like a BOSS

[TheSuperlover101]

Chirs: Did you plan spending the night?

Pedo: Yes I Ya I I wanted to spend the night I didnt wanna do anything to graphic Im not that kind of guy...

Well whats graphic to him?

[2pacthugzta]

this show was a scam, fuck nbc

[TheBlackIntegra]

Hansen: You Brought 2 diferent kinds of vodka, beer, and condoms?

Pedo: (munch munch munch) Mhmm (munch munch)

Hansen: What were you plannin on doin today?

Pedo: (gulp) Oh you know, hang out...

[bigbob112]

That 18 year old actress is kinda hot. I wouldnt mind sharing some Vodka, beer, and condoms over a plate of chocolate chip cookies with her any day.

[ODENGRACIE]

This guy is at least honest. He's too far gone to know how fucked he really is.

[BubblingSyphilisSund]

@SupremeARA915 Point taken.

[BubblingSyphilisSund]

@SupremeARA915 It has a lot to do with what I consider an educated person. Now stop bugging me.

[BubblingSyphilisSund]

@SupremeARA915 You need to seriously lack critical thinking to believe what rabbis and ministers believe.

[JKCDLT]

this was in an icp song

[texasdurp]

Hey its Rich Franklin, :D....

[iAtakumosa]

that woman was the first decoy whom looked really, really, really young.

[kannibalistickarny24]

this was used on the song by icp called " to catch a predator "

[PrinceOftheCty]

If Jim Carey fucked Scott Van Pelt the guy in the orange shirt is what the kid would look like

[ljt07]

@PrinceOftheCty  lmao

[NOcanDoification]

@PrinceOftheCty more like jim carey and stephen king lmao hahah

[BRADLEYHUH]

0:21 UFC Fighter Rich Franklin Google Him, Then Give Me A Thumbs Up!

[CounterCultureLives]

How many teenagers use phrases like ".........take a seat", or "What kind of alcohol did you bring??"

Little tell-tale give-aways. Glad he didn't pick up on them!!

[duffywoody]

good things these sick idiots arent too bright

[CounterCultureLives]

@duffywoody What is so surprising is that so many of the predators who show up are actually well educated people. Medical doctors, computer software engineers, teachers, a Rabbi, other ministers, even well trained, experienced police officers, have been drawn "like moths to a flame". Of the ones who aren't necessarily highly educated, not all of them are lacking in intellect.

Guess their compulsions outweigh their good sense.

[BubblingSyphilisSund]

@CounterCultureLives All of those are educated except for the rabbis/ministers.

[TimerCub]

lol wtf Well with all that it sounds like you've got a pretty big night planned.. "Yep =)"

[gayisrave]

hahaha he brings 2 different types of vodka, some beer, some bush some jagermeister and condoms and all he wants to do is hang out hahaha dumb pedo

[CounterCultureLives]

@gayisrave "I brought Absolute Citron. I brought mandarin orange. I brought a shot of Jagermeister. I brought beer............."

"All I came to do was to hang out. I thought throwing up on each other and stumbling down the sidewalk together might be fun, too!!"

[Blade0427]

I say they ought to be thankful that ICP did not get a hold of them, and it was only the police! lol

[mookixox]

That is no way to be an embassador for the sport of MMA, shame on you Rich Franklin!

[pacifiedfools]

That girl is a fucking cutie. Maybe I should start going to these chat rooms jk.

[theFuckhole69]

@pacifiedfools why dont you have a seat right here

[KevinPatrickCarey]

mmmmm...these cookies are good

[marxoverkill]

Pedophiles just love hanging out eh.

[dane21dc]

1:13 sounds like a retard

[KevinPatrickCarey]

I think his screen name is supposed to be pronounced "ballin" but with 1 L

[TheBigdaddyf]

New stereotype: All pedophiles are retards

[mookixox]

@TheBigdaddyf They have alot in common with Atheists, and Catholics.

[methlamamba]

1:54

[methlamamba]

1:12

[fcsfastar]

Haha, he has bush.

[TheSawman86]

Guy looks like stephen king for fucks sake....

[machtrebel]

@TheSawman86 My first impression exactly

[villeppi]

If you're ever entering a strange house to have sex with a 14 year old and the kid says she baked chokolate chip cookies....

Run... Run fast...

[Mez1789]

DAMN HE HAAS ALL THAT LIQUOR I WANNA ROB THAT STUFF IN HIS CAR ACHOLOL PARTY HEYYYY

[TheRealMXR5150]

Stephen King look-alike. $100 says that's his mom's car he drove to the decoy's house.

[madtrapper101]

the most disturbing thing about this clip is seeing a woman cop.

[orrin4]

@madtrapper101 lmfao!! Epic comment is epic!!

[jaryd12345]

It must be pretty depressing to be a woman recruited as a decoy for this show. Basically they're saying "you look like a 12 year old girl"

[KevinPatrickCarey]

I love calm the guy is..its almost pissing off douchbag, hair-plug Chris Hansen

[whomeam]

That dude is baaaaayliiiinnnn

[FreshNapp]

"I cant wait to see you!" "unurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbb­b" Jk I would fuck the shit outta her.

[tsb049]

4:00 Damn he got down pretty quick. He could've dodged that cop.

[tsb049]

That decoy needs a good pounding.

[tsb049]

1:12 I knooooowww

[disturbedgriffin]

these guys just need to be killed prison is to good for them

[118DMG118]

He basically brought a liquor store with him.

[ghtriumph]

10......15  10-15

[boomboxer69]

0:20 Rich Franklin?

[WitchGaming]

"I got bush"

Yeah thats the only bush your getting. BITCH!

[daisyfuck]

"i knaaa..." omg i cant even

[RayTV100]

WHY/DOES/THOSE/PEOPLE/JUST/SIT­/IN/THERE?!?!

chris/hansen/has/black/magic!!­

[VagrantNoName]

Go to google images, type the word "idiot."

B)

Self Explanatory.

[sbalogh53]

@VagrantNoName Great! There goes another wasted day looking at things I did not know about. :)

[darthGavin]

The girl was laughing. lol

[TheGJBMClan]

@darthGavin ikr

[ohAlanho]

that cookie was so good that the pedo didn't realize he should be scared

[PrinceG28]

The best intro an ever !!!!

[poopieface8791]

duh duh duh duh duh i wanted to spend the duh duh duh. lol. omg this guys face is like starring at a blank ceiling.

[CaptainCheeseE]

I love how he doesn't flinch when Chris walks in. Just noms his cookie. XD

[QBisbest]

How could these people find kids appealing? They're fucking annoying to me.

[QBisbest]

I am so uncool that I could not identify any of those alcoholic beverages.

[HecklerBoy7]

Oh Chris Hansen, you cock-blocker.

[nike9sportt]

so is this just like an every day thing or what WTF

[sweetxxdelilah]

If anyone asks you if you met any underage girls online you say...NO.

[johnmgtr]

@sweetxxdelilah or you just dont meet underage girls online end of.

[sweetxxdelilah]

@johnmgtr They're creeps. What do you expect?

[loganistan]

"Sounds like you got a pretty big night planned" lolz

[jraybu09]

The first guy looks like Rich Franklin from the UFC a little bit.

[haterphd]

Should written an alibi letter.

[hedges1]

what a dork i hope he rots in hell

[kodeblooded1]

Ummm these cookies are good..lmao.

[seanelfy]

why dont they just come out and say what they were trying to do they all look like pussies

[Killsongs666]

Chris owned him.

[100degreeGRAFFITI]

this guy is like :D

[MarkQP]

holy shit rofl

[xB1OHAZARD]

Lets see here, i brought the lube the condoms the drugs the alcohol the blow up doll

the vice grips the whips the chains the harness.....but dont worry i just came to hang out.

[kingnichendrix]

That teen is pretty hot!

[TheRealCockyMonster]

@kingnichendrix ...Why not you have a seat over there?

[kingnichendrix]

@TheRealCockyMonster Yeah ok :P

[123thefarmer]

These decoys are good actresses. I could never do that! I would rather do cris Hansons job.