Don't be an Egg

[Yakfart64]

I can sum up this video in 5 words....EGGS!!

[dullhen]

Eggs?

[SuperThingsOnCups]

what's the video at 1:01

[KawaiiNekoSWE]

0:30 <3

[anangrygoldfish]

@R0FLB0TDrDerp75 I do believe it's rule 34. AGAIN

[R0FLB0TDrDerp75]

(from the video)

[R0FLB0TDrDerp75]

Where the fuck is that poptart and cat thing from...it looks like some sort of nyan cat thing.

[SarisKhan]

EGGZ.

[JPH1138]

@Halodude3619 Well, unfortunately I may be the only guy in the comment section to have seen Kung Fu Capers and I am also clueless. The only thing I can think of is that he's wearing white and has a slightly similar to Tim Brooke-Taylor's. (I seem to remember the lads wearing gi in a lot of that episode..)

[spiro37]

glorious eggs...and ass.

[qqqq160]

You ever consider making speedcore?

[trashisgreat]

no... your'e really mad, @TimoteiLSD... ^^

[Link504]

When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large!

And now that I've grown, I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of EGGS!

[gir42399]

I lold at 1:15

[bxtchimcutex1]

you funny



[Halodude3619]

Why does that guy singing some song at 0:30 remind me of an episode of The Goodies called Kung Fu Capers?

I'm serious, I have no idea why the fuck I'm thinking that.

[mr3zoozy1]

MGS PW ending

[CreeperBrush]

0:03 Dr.SUEGG RAPE HAS AWOKEN!!!!

[suijin84]

whats that part with the poptart in the alley from?

also this shit is like crack, its fucking hilarious.

[DMDS1991]

Eggzzzz

[kenneth111111111]

1:16 :D

[RaichuXYZ]

I hated when the newspaper said sopa passed at 1:07

[Maplemaniac9003]

Every time you did a stutter I broke down laughing

[Tm02ru]

Lol , pause at 0:12

[AutoTerminator]

WHAT IS THAT FIRST SOOONG

[anangrygoldfish]

of the glorious ass tremendously wide

[Dzin077]

LOL 0:35 *huy* - cock in russian

[SuperShyguybros]

HEY HEY HEY STAY OUTTA MY SHED

[thatONEguy3993]

I never get tired of being ear raped by Hitmonchan.

[The26758]

1:18 who the crap is this homo dude?

[Link504]

I think chemistryguy just wet himself.

[MissingnoUploader]

"Glorious eggs. And ass."

ROFLMAO!

[KaktuzMushten]

what's the name of the song on 0:06?

[Cronus600Gaia]

That musician sounds like he's saying 'cuy'. In case you don't know what cuy is, it's Peruvian fried Guinea pig.

[superlaxnbro]

eggs.MOV

[evilmiera]

@superlaxnbro EGGS.mov, if you please. Gotta stay consistent.

[RainbowDashRoad]

Look at TimoteiLSD and evilmiera discussing culinary interests :3

Hope youre having fun guys

[MightyPootisFish]

0:13 i NEED to know where that sound (and 8-bit pokemon) are from. please avoid trolling in meaning of saying for ex.: from japan, from pokemon, from ur mom, etc.

thanks.

[shcgrunt]

1:18 epic masturbation

[Bittergamer1886]

Three drinking games that are guaranteed to get you drunk off your ass:

-The Bad News drinking game. Tune in to your local news station and take a shot every time a rape, murder, or any other negative news is reported.

-The Steven King Drinking game. For every cliché that Steven King keeps running in his shows, take a shot.

-The Eggs Drinking game. Take a shot every time this video mentions eggs.

[hypa4]

What's that first song called?

[Chronicler177]

Eggs

[Mum2Boys]

EPILETIC EGGS

[theitalianjob00]

I FUCKING LOVE EGGS

[CheatsythePimp2]

How do you drop an egg three feet without breaking it?

[NAB622]

@CheatsythePimp2 Make sure you're holding it four feet above the floor.

[sasuke123862]

GLORIOUS EGGS

and ass

[THEMEGAMETALSHADOW]

:55-1:01 what song

[smbmaster9]

@THEMEGAMETALSHADOW Rainbow Road from Mario Kart 7

[PeppermintPolarBear]

What's the song at 0:56

[RainbowDashRoad]

I bet the next one from chemistryguy will be titled "Dont be a pineapple pizza"

[evilmiera]

@RainbowDashRoad Don't be a pineapple pizza with apples.

[thisismyname1920]

3GGZДCTLY

[GoodVsEvil1314]

LOL at the Rainbow road reference! 

[FeedEgg]

EGGS

[BRENDEBREN]

What was that song in the beginning..

[IkszdeCJ]

Lol at the news paper: SOPA PASSES

[Ironwox]

I demand a full video of that singing piano guy

[romeroremor]

This video gave me high cholesterol

[blackcyclops101]

what's that song at the end?

[rakuencallisto]

EGGS



[Zheiwander]

that singing piano guy and the fapping bearded man NEED more screen time

[Hikarianotsuki]

HAM.

[beardfosh]

EGGS

[hollyberry15812]

Where's an egg?

[JoeWuzHere]

FUNNY HORSIE

[GAMguy11]

EGGS is gonna turn into a thing for your future YTPs, isn't it?

[shalpp]

over 20 pounds of eggs and ass

[ignotusignotikitiki]

after i watched this video i putted a egg in my ass

[MrMuovi]

KRIKIN KAJA PÖHÖ! oot sankari kun käytit tota

[GastricTank]

Hitmonchan always gets me.

[elel70]

Chriddof funny horsey lol

[Andri474]

Getting ear raped by eggs.What next?

[KapitaenM]

GLORIOUS EGGS

AND ASS.

Superior YouTube mode

[theskitz1]

I want to make some eggs now....but I'm afraid they are going to rape me.....

[OfficeR018]

EGGS

[kevmcallister]

EGGS

[BearorBust]

Hot damn funny horsie and some bearded weirdo. Oh and eggs.

[mnkyboy214]

EGGS!

[CreeperBrush]

I like the part where he said EGGS!

[CaptainPichu]

SOPA PASSES

[HellTrueMetal]

DAT ASS IS JUST LIKE EGGS

[dinonuke1102]

the last part with the bearded guy made me laugh so much it hurt! XD but does anyone know what song it is?

[TheViewer44]

0:28?

[gmnhock]

is this a tenis ytp?

[Alimus13]

20 LBS. OF EGGS AND ASS

[MrThisucks]

i always had to agree with sam. if eggs were green it usually meant they went bad

[sillygramcracker]

It's official: Chemistryguy and TimoteiLSD have both completely outclassed the Kroboproductions classic.

[TheBelzebuddha]

that "HUUUH!!" at 0:25 never gets old. It's just... HUUH, INTENSE.

[evilmiera]

Who doesn't like pineapple on their pizza?

[TimoteiLSD]

@evilmiera

I hate pineapple in my pizza.

I fucking hate pineapple in basically anything.

Somehow, for some reason, it manages to ruin everything for me.

[BlarkUntVhite]

@TimoteiLSD same here. i find it far too sweet to be on something like a pizza >:(

[evilmiera]

@TimoteiLSD It depends on the dish. Usually the texture is all odd and stuff, but it goes well with certain pizzas and a few asian dishes.

Also, eggs on pizzas.

[KelThuzadMadness]

@TimoteiLSD Dunno, I liknda like combination of pineapple + meat on mah pizza.

[elel70]

@TimoteiLSD Pineapple ruined my life, and a perfectly good pizza

[homeofthebadguys]

@TimoteiLSD How the hell did it derail from EGGS into Pineapple pizza?

[TechnologicsCo]

@TimoteiLSD Even though I eat pineapples, i can kinda understand how some people wouldn't like them.

I can't eat apples. :c

[TimoteiLSD]

@TechnologicsCo

I don't really fancy raw apples either, because I seem to get some allergic reactions from them.

[evilmiera]

@TimoteiLSD That is awful. Wait, just the raw apples? Might be more of a texture aversion then. Maybe.

[TimoteiLSD]

@evilmiera

Yeah, I seem to able to eat like apple pies and such, but raw apples give me an allergic reaction.

[evilmiera]

@TimoteiLSD I have a strange aversion to normal cooked potatoes, but I can eat chopped up fried ones (or fries) just fine. The cooked ones get me gagging and feeling sick in general. Wait, weren't we talking about eggs just a few days ago?

[TimoteiLSD]

@evilmiera

I'm neutral towards potatoes. I can eat them just fine, but I ultimately prefer rice or macaroni to accompany the meat. Fries are different story, though. French fries are awesome and absolutely perfect with fast food or a well cooked steak and some boiled eggs.

[evilmiera]

@TimoteiLSD I would go with fried eggs if possible. There's something about the eggwhites I just can't stand when eating boiled ones. Maybe I just have an aversion to boiled food in general. Except soups. And some noodles. And rice. Rice is great.

[TimoteiLSD]

@evilmiera

Oh, bloody yeah, rice. Especially chicken and rice. Never can go wrong with that. Ever tried some genuine, sweet Thai soy sauce with rice? It's soddin' awesome.

[evilmiera]

@TimoteiLSD I usually go for full heat when it comes to most of my food, but most thai sauces tend to work really well for me. I usually go beef though.

[TimoteiLSD]

@evilmiera

Don't think too highly of anything overly spicy. My vocational school's kitchen staff just prepared some sushi quite recently, and that's good, because I bleedin' love sushi. But who the fuck shoves that much wasabi in sushi? What the cockin' hell were they even thinking?

[evilmiera]

@TimoteiLSD I have to disagree with you again, wasabi goes great with sushi most all of the time even in great amounts. Then again, you could just dip it in sauce a few extra times for a similar tasty time. But I am also the kind of person that tends to avoid eating sushi with actual fish on it, sticking instead to various other stuff.

[TimoteiLSD]

@evilmiera

Each one to their own, I say. I especially prefer eating sushi with actual raw fish in it. I don't think I've ever even put any wasabi in sushi if I've got the choice. But I think it's still utterly stupid for the kitchen staff to shove a shitload of it in there without informing it on the menu, or anything.

[evilmiera]

@TimoteiLSD True, at the very least in the case of spices and condiments. Was there at least some sort of warning like "HOT" next to the name, or what? I tend to overdose on spicy stuff, but that's usually because I myself add the spice. I'm not sure I'd enjoy someone dousing food in Dave's Insanity sauce, but I wouldn't mind putting some on the side of my own dish.

[Gooza3]

@TimoteiLSD Thats how I am, except its lemons. FUCK LEMONS.

[SpongeMovieOtisBob]

@evilmiera I love every kind of pizza

[Uhiwaka82]

Im never eating eggs again

[CheatsythePimp2]

Hopefully they don't get onto you. I remember my YTP being removed by the company years ago.

[flowerzinc]

EHGGZ

[NajoTheWolf]

I hope EGGS! can be the new Don't forget your umbrella. ._.

[Ratttam]

Fucking Eggs

[FishTitan64]

@Ratttam how do they work

[Coolblue3680]

EEEEEEEGGGGGGGGSSSSSSS

[Poetofheinous]

EGGZ

[GsukiMKFan]

0:57 I might change my name to Sam just to do something like that.

[guitarer99]

song at 0:08?

[thatONEguy3993]

I love how loud and insane your videos are! >=D

[TweeterMan287]

Eggs, and Mario Kart 7.

[19Kurashu90]

I liked the part when he said eggs

[MrStickmanSteve]

not enough EGGS

[camwoodstock]

Needs more eggs.

[theLEGOdude2000]

Not nearly enough eggs.

[Pooptality]

(;*´Д`) ⒹⒶⓉ ⒺⒼⒼ

[NajoTheWolf]

I love you internet

[Ravengaurd6]

When I was a Lad I ate 4 dozen AAEEGGGSS!

[DeutscheBagge]

fav'd 4 ass

[PumkinAtrocity]

I have the feeling we will be seeing this source more frequently in the future...

[Boo97388]

I lost my shit at the MGS:PW theme

[miika9764]

KRIKIN KAJA PÖHÖ

[symbolofdeth]

EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrDagrocks]

Gloriouse ass tremendously wide

[superpikachu11]

EGGS

[Cheesycat501]

I'm in the weird part of the 42nd dimension again

[CPUXmcXDivine]

Round 3, LETS GO.

[HunterMarioWorld]

SGGE

so effn funny

[chemistryguy]

Oh yeah. The explosive ending is reminiscent of a fireworks grand finale...

and yet...

we have not finalized the final finale.

eggs.

[S3LLERY]

Today's feature word is:

EGGS!

[psychicken17]

SOPA Passes? O SHIT!

[kiddj2005]

GLORIOUS EGGS

[homeofthebadguys]

@kiddj2005 AND ASS!

[Pissugar]

SEGGS

[MarkThaCat]

When I saw the rainbow road part I though to myself "He's going to include that poptart thing again isn't he?"

Then, BAM!

[RebirthTwins193]

Today,Funny Horsie will-

EGGS!!!

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

You should make these kinds of YTP more often

[SilverstreakCM32]

The song at 0:08 is Salmon Dance - Chemical Brothers (Crookers Remix). There.

[MauserKar98k]

@SilverstreakCM32 Thanks, saved me a bunch of looking around for it.

[Hoorayforfakes]

Oh crazy, what an egg, huh

[ScaryFry5]

It hurts to smile now.

[unclebenandcracka]

EGGS

[quicksilver2055]

WINNER!

[infomanica]

I couldnt stop laughing! especially at the pop tart part, that was just TOO funny!

[orkkilla5589]

whats the video at 0:34 also HAM!... er I mean EGGS!!!

[1dalmation1]

You sure do like hundararuken don't you? lol

[C0m8in3Slay0r]

Whats the song at 0:08?

[SkieBluFox]

This is turning out to be a fantastic tennis already.

[MauserKar98k]

@SkieBluFox I agree. Although, it's TimoteiLSD and ChemistryGuy, it's pretty much a given that that was going to be the case.

[DeanSatan]

aches

[PsycopathProductions]

The word eggs was said 15 times in this video...according to my grade three counting skills

[AWSOMEPOSSUM16]

Eggs have never made me laugh so damn hard before.

[geno344]

I don't think there is enough eggs, you COKC!

[TheToadwithtie]

I've just shit my-selggs

[Link504]

I just went deaf in one ear.

[TehSmellulare]

Eggs was a recurring motif that I found in this poop upon utilizing some analytical techniques.

[TechnosaurMusic]

Holy balls.

[TehSmellulare]

EGGS

[Nagalfar4]

There isn't any reaction possible to this.

[DennisB01MC]

im an eggsss.... saaus

[Link504]

That was pretty amusing.