Magnus Carlsen at school

[Shockeled]

Which pixel was Magnus?

[SuperJuiceman11]

what is that brain doing that high off the ground, or that near asbestos?!?

[lubime10]

Hey Magnus you will break your neck if you continuing doing that kind of stuffs.

Please be save the whole world is upon your shoulder.

[Puneet3553]

hero .....???

anand is a hero

[yafazudametalero]

What a nice dude :P

[agido100]

behindert



[bannnjac33]

these are not his friends.. who put this?!. in everz school there is such and much worster things. :)) know couple of examples.. 

[OneStopHomestay]

WHERE is the TEACHER??

[AhYaOk]

@OneStopHomestay he was teaching that day

[izimalaya]

Kasparov attacked by flying penis ===> youtube.com/watch?v=Jj0GPasx1i­c

[donsolitario]

he is a crazy boy

[AbdalaElSusi]

He is good in chess but bad in Newton physics.

[Fupper16]

In SOVIET RUSSIA, CHESS PLAYS YOU!!!

[Danufane]

What the heck was the no.1 Super GM doing over there? -___-"

[khingratsaphone]

push that chair while he's reaching!

[ultranoob802]

lol i was waiting for him to fall

[Robotman42]

What's that thing he pulled out of the ceiling, or did he have that before?

[avraks]

@Robotman42 A swetter, and later a pen.

[avraks]

@avraks

Err sorry... A cap, and later a pen. Haven't slept in a while:P

[WeatherShine]

magnus anus in school. Yupeee. No. Shit.

[GuitarGunter]

LOL the description made me laugh!

[griniasty]

BORAT IS JEWISH

[wapata8]

standard skolefaenskap :-D gjemme penner og luer osv i taket, en del av norsk oppvekst ^_^

[offrampt]

"The world's greatest genius, Magnus Carlsen, was killed today when a spindly chair that he had put on top of a crappy old school-table collapsed and his head was pulled off and left in the air-conditioning ducts where he had been looking for a lost 10-Kroner piece..."

[PooPooPerson]

Here be one of the finest minds on earth.

[LogicalFlawDetector]

I will beat this jew looking Norwegian boy easily.

He can have his fun while I am busy with college.

[haljup]

beat? jew looking? hes arian, idiot. not that it matters.

[LogicalFlawDetector]

@haljup

I will beat your Jew ass and his Jew ass in chess while playing PS 3 simultaneously.

[haljup]

arent you an idiot...

Im not a jew either. Arian rase on me to (again. not that it matters) are you a racist ?

Btw: I bet you would beat me in chess, but him... dont need to comment that at all actually :p

[LogicalFlawDetector]

@haljup

LMFAO!

You are a typical Jew who thinks he is white. I would beat the livin' crap out of his [Carlsen's] Jew ass.

Actually, I would eat an American Whopper on one hand, listen to classical music, and play chess simultaneously and beat you both together.

Of course, your Jew ass doesn't even have the ability to write down a proper sentence.

[haljup]

Dont know why I even bother to answer you, but here it is...

1. Norway isnt exactly Jew-land. If you hadnt been so fucking ignorant, you would know that.

2. What do you have against jews?

3. I actually think most jews are smarter then the rest of us, and you probably know that. Just look at how Hollywood was built up.

4. Didnt think trailertrash like yourself knew anything about classical music. Didnt think you had a computer either. Were did you steal it ?

[LogicalFlawDetector]

@haljup

Norway is a Jew land. The Ashkenazi Jew baggels went to Norway, after the war. There were so few of them left that they started playing chess and one of them is Magnus Carlsen--the Jew!!

Jooos are responsible for all the troubles. And they steal monies.

And you are the typical Jew who denies he is one, out of guilt.

Hahaha! You stupid Jew.

Classical music never had any Jeeews in it, that's why it is so pleasant to listen to.

[haljup]

wow. were did you get that from ? wikipedia?

They steal monies ? isnt that "they steal money". Talk about proper sentence. I actually have a good reason to make misspells, cause english is my third language, but you... Im not suprised though. Ignorance and lack of education often go hand in hand.

You cant be old. "hahaha! you stupid jew" what is that? how childish can you get ?

[LogicalFlawDetector]

@haljup

"They steal my monies" is the phrase used by the famous comedian Borat, you Jew bastard.

That's the Kazhak distortion of "they steal my money."

Of course, mentally retarded, autistic, Jews like yourself need to be schooled even in entertainment: you can't learn anything by yourselves.

I hope you don't look as ugly as this neanderthal Jew, Magnus. Because you can at least have an arranged marriage.

Jew boy, pwned you again!

hahaha

money iz your weapon.loggic is mine,.

[haljup]

lol. YOU "pwned" (ok. youre a nerd as well) ME ?

Seen Borat, but it isnt my kind of humor.

Wonder btw witch school you went to, cause every other word you write is a swearword. Calm down little guy. Cant you talk sivilized ?

Btw: since youre so educational you may translate this sentence: "Denne fyren her er tidenes kuk-tryne som åpenbart ikke har noe liv utenfor bobilen sin."

There you go. I just "pwned" you, and you dont even know it ;)

[Ruxistico]

"something like: This guy is a nut-case who appearently doesn't have a life outside his home."

?

Whether or not it is correct, I think it is true...

[haljup]

Oh yes indeed its true.

I think hes faking it. Nobody can be that stupid.

[Ruxistico]

you might be right about him faking it. I think that there is a fairly good chance that he is just some bored guy who wants to stir up some discussions.

[Sp3ktator]

@LogicalFlawDetector Magnus is not jewish. Please start taking your meds.

[SolarJakee]

"Classical music never had any Jeeews in it, that's why it is so pleasant to listen to."

hmmm let me think... Mendelssohn, Mahler, Schoenberg, Rubinstein, Anton Rubinstein, Horowizt, Ashkenazy, Offenbach, David Popper, Barenboim, Yitzhak Perlman, Schnabel, Schiff, Kissin, Perahia, Richard Goode, Gershwin, Copland, Bernstein...

That's just off the top of my head; I'm sure there's plenty more. But anyway, point proven: you're a sweaty ignorant ballsack. (and no I'm not Jewish)

[Robotman42]

@SolarJakee Horowitz?

[OntologicalQuandary]

@SolarJakee

lmao noob I dont know any of them except Copland. Nice try though on listing a bunch of scrub composers.

[SolarJakee]

OntologicalQuandry - No one likes listening to you throwing your ignorance around like a sack of shit, so do everyone a favour and stop embarrassing yourself.

[OntologicalQuandary]

@SolarJakee

Nah man, you just listen to shitty music :/

[bodypowr]

he should be more careful.. dont wanna fall and loose those precious braincells..

[Minkusia]

Ahhahhahaha, I love this video :3 Go Magnus!

[BenBlunt1]

LOL, comical ! :)

[RelaxoII]

yes he almost sacs himself for a cap. better fit the stereotype to be boring and save your ass so you can kick some more GMs asses.

[lettsykkel]

Magnus is a hero and a genious!!! ! !! !

[godzac]

Yawn,,,

[shazbat01]

He's got tons more friends than you're making here

[RussellsParadox]

...what the hell is he doing?!

[samirhossain]

I never had a role model that was the same age as me.....teach me magnus:)

[termodox]

Is he good at school?^^

[shazbat01]

He's good at finding things hiddin in the ceiling!

[avraks]

School is not voluntary in Norway.

[Marci8484]

Go, Magnus! You are really a hero! Best wishes from Hungary!!!

[zoltandavid]

He's a crazy genious:)

[shazbat01]

Most geniuses are crazy! ;) I'm just glad he's crazy in a good way.

[AugustKamppur]

Ya, I agree. As much as I respect past greats like Steinitz, Morphy, and Fischer who all went a little crazy... it's very nice to see players like Anand and Carlsen who seem to more balanced.

[sallom899]

Magnus is the hero :P

[evanhaut]

nice vid! i know now for sure this kid is the real deal!

[menuet04]

this kid is really funny and laid back... gotta like him... thanks god he didn't hurt himself, because that chair looks in a rather dangerous position... did he know he was being filmed? or you are such nice classmates that you thought about surprising him with the post of this video on youtube just to make fun of him? i really hope you had his consent, otherwise it's not very nice of you and i'm not sure that makes you good classmates.

GO MAGNUS!!! to many victories!!

[jollywollydotcom]

Behold everybody, one of the most brilliant prodigies ever to have lived. ;)