Asian Water Park - AWP 1

[1flacoloco]

More evidence that no one in Asia can hold a camera still for more than a second!

[DJNY007]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o me wanna c wife

[IINetw0rkZII]

And umm hears the local pedophile he's hear every week lolololololol!!!!!

[rj998]

Not america cause no one is a fat ass

[MonsterHunter971]

@rj998 lol

[ThirstyBloodSucker]

"check this out eh" lol eh

[0criz0]

its funny cuz no one understands that your talking to them but we do.

[isalambofgod]

i started watching this guy for tips on riding now im watching water park videos i feel like a pervert but i can't stop watching your videos mate =) haha

[samboleh]

wow sexy!

[Manhitbybus]

It's just a giant party, eh?

[mattatbat96]

i want to go just so i can talk bad to people and they dont know what your talking about!!!

[MrJrakk]

HEY!!! You said "Eh" !

[maedamaeda155]

dont tell me your filming with your helmet on...

[Beginningless]

So technically speaking...you can see tonnes of 'upskirts' when walking on the lower bridge eh?

[GurubashiGodBreaker]

13: Hello WIFE!!

Wife: *Denied*

[jurok4]

was that part of the waterpark, humping the unicorn ride

[martin2132004]

mordeth13 with his Speedo or Thong

[HollowTearsOfJoy]

You kept on saying "Eh", and I wondered if you were Canadian, so I went to your profile and surely enough...

[PS2kid]

So apparently Taiwan is still a bit conservative as a lot of women still afraid to wear bikini. 

[612murderapolis]

where the heck is this?? country i mean

[yunyeilin808]

@612murderapolis

Taiwan! YO!! in the north of philipine and the south of Japan!

we're Chinese but we're not part of China.......

they are dictator ship with only one party which is communism!

and WE ARE NOT THAI! we have not thing to do with them!

Taiwan is a free COUNTRY though sometimes we're not addmited in national because of the pressure that Chian gave. i hope you understand! :)

[Catandthespoon]

@yunyeilin808 I have been to Taiwan - it's a beautiful country. Taroko Gorge...ftw!!!

[SuckMyKintama]

You act as if no one speaks english!

[lagartx3]

ok, im in that 90% but thats just fine

[MrBeastamonium871]

im afraid of wat ur wife thinks of you sometimes xD

[gasb911]

3:21 LOOOOOL @ the Local pedo

[gratefulDead619]

m13 too funny

[hazarada]

isnt the biggest import of thailand estrogen and export transsexuals?

[keldorn]

son, i am disapoint

where are the asin chicks?

[Linkgt]

The end seemed like something out of silent hill 3 >_<

[shariqminhas1]

lol

[dinkoman]

In any Western country there would be about 10 cops pouncing on a shifty looking foreigner walking around a water park with a camera lol.

[KEVSONNOSVEK]

hello wife haha

[kaninas]

Dunno about drowning... seen a person drowned in water about 2 cm deep... of course he was unconscious with his face in the water.

[thekkl]

So what if the pedo guy speaks English?

[ChidoriFreak23]

Net walking bridges

[ChidoriFreak23]

Dude Asia is awesome.

[gasb911]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ the local pedophile :D

[CanadaDan7]

I'm one of the 90%. Glad you're cool with that. :)

[MrJuniorPowers]

Thought that guy at 3:09 was naked...

[TomatoKetchup5724]

hahaha love how in some of your videos you just insult the locals but they cant understand you! just friendly banter really

[goose003]

note to self not towatch yur vidoes hungover doesn't realy help the hangover go away if anything prolongs it

[benbay001]

The people in front of you at the start were like- "wtf, is he talking to us?"

[SweetlySammie]

dude, you should really move to hong kong. it's so pretty there! ^_^

[09Canipa]

Lol, one day you will find a guy who speaks English there, and that'll be mega awkward when you slag him off. :P Great vids though.

[ShityRider]

u were taking the piss out of someone taking photos in a swim park when you were taking a video so doesn't that make u as bad as he is.

[asdeaff]

Apart from the peado guy I enjoyed our day out.

Cheers

[3Mudbone1]

If you REALLY like Asian ladies in Bikinis (Japanese) go to Guam

[zuneluvr]

They are looking like why is this guy recording? ps 1 of the 90% hhaha

[EtyleN]

OMG. Ukrainedate FOUND A MATCH FOR ME?! ZOMG

[MarcKennedy88]

The added part at the end is awesome haha

[davidnodavid]

M13, show us your wife in a bikini! lol

[ChainsawCastration]

Hahaha local paedophile.

[2fallenangels]

@Nelaz6000 Mo, :( what is it?

[Moubarak1987]

the bridge is not designed for women in skirts - or is it?

[BLACKPOWER707]

that park needs some better rides!

[MrTransformerdude1]

90% lol

[igottmituns]

did you wear your RAIN SANDALS?

[igottmituns]

lol keeping even the wife secret? lol shes a pretty woman don't be ashamed

[danelio]

how many people die there everyday :)



[abcdefghilihgfedcba]

the local pedophile XD

[1PAcouchpotato]

I opened a new tab and started to type "Asiankidsexploited" until I hear the "Im joking of course!"

I am disappointed.

[cristofolon]

@Nelaz6000 well she is going to eat it later why would she bother treating it with decency it's food

[southBAYstruts]

was that really ur wife haha

[aznwilly211]

@Nelaz6000 what happened?

[bestvidsdottk]

I have a question......Who the fuck disliked this video?

[ftb3alcatraz]

dude, love your videos....the last five seconds honestly made my day

[tb0147896325]

Heyyy that's my favorite place. Love yilan :)

[buffdiggy]

Almost caught a glimpse of the wifes face.

[buffdiggy]

@Nelaz6000 Looked to me like it jumped out of her hand.

[Lghtng2]

"...which is like 90% of you, but I'm ok with that..." lolz

[lamarfamar]

does your bitc.... wife speak english

[AX53B60]

LOL @ the local pedofile :D

[ds12z]

What if his wife is Yoko Ono?

[cmonbabeh]

Make that 91% of us.

[ampdgmr]

Hahaha the picture you used for this video.. you sly bastard.

[mikea295]

nearly didnt find this vid coz of the new youtube home page layout -.-

[classic5chris]

2:35 the little fat kid is stuck and cant get up, shouting for m13 to help, and m13 just casually films ;)

[mushafasa]

"I might hold my wife's head under though."

[erikispimp93]

hahaha local pedophile

[mikeloire04]

i lol'd at the end.

[TheStormchaser1]

AsianKidsExploited "dot" com ROFLMAO Mordeth that is just too damn hilarious. You are the D E V I L

[BANKAI207]

YEAH!!! Local pedophile!!!

[t5e2]

can you believe it? water park fun in the middle of the winter!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DannyMecanovic]

looks fun.. ahh im coming to taiwan next week. I guess ill just be experiencing a lot of rain and mild weather.. still should be fun! looks mad. like your vids dude.

[hahawtfful]

@hanksnow82 wow u have wrote so much comments bcuz of this?? lol stop arguing with people and live ur own life

[starbuster200]

lol those people looked at u when u said "hey guys"

[slinq]

in taiwan if u own a evo or lancer u get the best parking spots reserved for your car

[gemdiver]

Mordeth, you have insanely hairy arms dude!!! Also were you wearing your helmet while you were filming?

[latana151]

M13 you're the one walking around with a camera!!

[xacezkillzx]

I watch a lot of your videos but at 0:23 and 3:54 your starting to sound more canadian lol just saying eh

[maverix26]

@BrutallyHonest3 I love how you're bitching about his video, but you're suscribed to him d:

[Qweklain]

LOL at the end!! I was not expecting anything after the ending M13 logo, and then BAM. This guy in all black with an executioners mask is rocking hardcore while making ridiculous noises!! I absolutely laughed hysterically out loud at work when I saw it!!

[turtlemann14]

the end? wtf mordeth really like riding horses

[hanksnow82]

Don't go to Taiawan as long as they are serving dog in their restaurants / snack bars what ever untill they quit selling dog meat . Quit letting them immigrate to North America until they quit acting let animals .

[Longi452]

@hanksnow82 Oh boo fucking hoo. Indians can say the same about the U.S. eating cows! Eating beef is normal in the States, yet if you eat it in India, they find it fucked up. Same goes for Taiwan, eating dog is pretty customary in rural areas, yet in U.S. people go apeshit and scream about how it's inhuman and shit. One nation's style of living isn't exactly perfect, you can't change that...

[hanksnow82]

@Longi452 You really have no idea why it's wrong to eat carnivores or use their dung as fertilizer do you ? I am never surprised by peoples ignorance and you're much more ignorant then most .

[Longi452]

@hanksnow82 I'm ignorant now.. that's great to know, now why is it wrong to eat a carnivore? Because it eats other animals? I'd love to see you survive on an island with nothing but dogs to eat for a year.. it'll be amusing

[hanksnow82]

@Longi452 People trapped in mines or in the wilderness (even an island) often resort to everything from canalbalisim to drinking their own urine however i don't see what that has to do with people in Taiwan choosing to eat dogs at the many restaurants that sell it there. I very much doubt that i'm the first person to bring your obtuseness to your attention but for why it's illegal in civilized countries to fertilize crops with the manure of a carnivore or why we don't eat them try reading a book

[Longi452]

@hanksnow82 I'm not even going to bother arguing with you because clearly you're just pulling "facts" out of your ass.. What are civilized countries? People in Europe? I quit, this isn't amusing me :(

[hanksnow82]

@Longi452 I can see how being taken to the intellectual wood shed repeatedly would not be much fun for you ,

[Longi452]

@hanksnow82 I applaud you, you're a very clever human being because you can pull facts out of your ass..

[typhoon535]

@hanksnow82

Dog is quite delicious, proud former owner of a Rottweiler.

[hanksnow82]

@typhoon535 Maybe you could explain the Taiwan belief that eating black dogs like a rottweiler will keep you warm in the winter .

[typhoon535]

@hanksnow82

You mean you didn't know that Rottweilers stay warm in the winter very well. Are you not aware that eating things grants you their powers....jeez basic science here.

[hanksnow82]

@typhoon535 I wasn't aware that there was a scientific conection between the color of a animals fur and the ability of its meat to keep you warm in the winter. Taiwan seems to be ahead of the rest of the world in this area of biology .

[typhoon535]

@hanksnow82

I am glad you understand now :)

[elianpz]

omg the evos were awesome

[checking234]

gotta love the first person shooter style left hand.. why does your hand does that? but cool vid anyway

[Laserchicken88]

not one topless :S

[dansulo1]

LMFAO THAT ENDING!

[wildicepick]

could you take a bike up on the top bit? thats what i would want to do

[bricksRheavy]

Thank god you got those AM-FUCKING-FIBIUS!!! shoes.

[maradeanu]

"I might hold my wife's head under tough" lmao

[postiez]

WOOO PERVERTS!

[Krazyleggz742]

"It's just a giant party eh"- Canadian Mordeth!!!

[Ihsnetad]

4:04 - Anti-gravity backward driven carousel :)

[Reshoe87]

@Ihsnetad lol M13 has no shame.. when i first started watching his videos i couldnt believe he would sit at a red light and keep talking with his hands.. lol people must think hes a nut case

[AnimaSola3o4]

Ha, I watched this on my phone and thought I accidentally flipped it over for the end and that's why it was upside down... Duh.

[mustang6172]

There are a lot of people in that water, and (statistically speaking) all of them are peeing.

[tjmick1992]

Yay Asian women-and Mordeths wife...

[BeastyMacaroni]

You tricked me with your title and picture! You did it again M13 damn you!

[LazyScoutJace]

Not a single tattoo in this video. Do people even get tattoos in Taiwan?

[Wher3Wuzi]

everyone looks at you mordeth...... that sucks haha

[Holden599GTB]

@Wher3Wuzi Most likely the all tall cracker there.

[bling6]

:/ way too many ppl/crowded for my taste.

[0buru0]

that clip at the end never gets old lol

[undacoval3rotha]

@BrutallyHonest3

shut..... up...

[M3TALFLY]

I might hold my wifes head under though LOL

[darkfall13]

Awesome I was the 666th total vote

[M3TALFLY]

@darkfall13 YOU devil!!! LOL

[IzzualYamakawa]

@Nelaz6000 damn how did you catch that I had to rewatch it like 3 times to see it haha

[jimbobsailor]

2 people didn't like asiankidsexploited website

[DogmaticShrew]

Is this in Yilan?

[omgdan23]

Wheres the chicks I saw in the thumbnail??

[WafflesNBacon]

@BrutallyHoneste Isnt it great how women can be insulted becuase he called girls hot and described them as asian?.....hes in asia there will be hot asaian girl. Im guessing you say that cuz ur mad because your probably asian and have never been called hot.

[ReliableNow]

"You go inside and it's dark and you get sprayed from every direction" why does that sound familiar.

[gvrdt1]

haha 90%

[Gunskie]

I was promised many bikinis.

[Riflemanm16a2]

That's looks like fun, but I can't help but think about the plantar warts or athletes foot I would get from walking bare foot there.

[falkor222]

"It's just a giant party, eh"

Staying true to your Canadian roots, eh m13 :D lol

[TansenExoFire]

Thats one huge murky water park

[Schaaf]

no hot girls in bikinis? SON I AM DISAPPOINT

[jaycarmine]

@Schaaf lol ik ook :)

[Lunarvrr]

3:22 ''this is the local pedophile...''

[hanksnow82]

@13mordeth I have travelled extensively through America and have never heard of dog meat being sold openly so i will have to call bull shit on your comment . From FOCUS TAIWAN..... Government indifferent to dog meat restaurants: Taipei, Jan. 21 (CNA) Animal rights activists blasted the government on Friday for being indifferent to illegal dog meat restaurants that are still prevalent in southern Taiwan. Don't try to bullshit me or you will fail again

[DDDewd]

lol 90% of you

[bendover90]

a baby can drown in as little as 3 inches as water

[Pawnbroker00]

@bendover90 Not really, babies are mentally programmed to swim.

[13RuffRyder]

@bendover90 -_- if you want to get technical anyone can drown in as little as 3in of water.

[wordreet]

OMG! I think i saw Ghostrider at the end! Was that a 500bhp Hyabusa upside down horsie!

[ThaBR33D]

Not everyone with a mustache is a pedophile... BUT every pedophile has a mustache!

[chewbaccaisnthuman]

@ThaBR33D no, he doesn't....:(

[Duden94]

and where are the chicks? :D

[blackflip23]

THAT CAR at 0:11 OMG

[MtlkBMX09]

@blackflip23 hahaha have you never seen a decent car? that is a shite car anyway!

[blackflip23]

@MtlkBMX09 do you even know what kind of car that is?

[MtlkBMX09]

@blackflip23 i cant tell if its a mitsubishi evo or lancer, but i can tell you it is nothing fucking special! haha

[blackflip23]

@MtlkBMX09 its a lancer nd next to it is an evo..how can u tell me its nothing special..is it yours?

[MtlkBMX09]

@blackflip23 they just look like tricked out chav cars, show me a ferrari a bentley or a bugatti, not some common street racer

[blackflip23]

@MtlkBMX09 well yeah cars like a ferrari lambo veyron are nice cars their supercars.. there more than nice ..but to me i really like tuners nd to see a lancer wit full custom body kit cf top..to me thats a nice car

[Layiloe]

@NitrousZX7 i think its around the same temperature, or not far off... he just uploads stuff rly late, hes mentioned that a lot

[Vrublevskogo]

uhh it's cool there 

[xzc426]

@BrutallyHonest3 If he had said "all Asian girls are hot," then you would be right. But he only used asian to describe the girls which he would obviously have very little other means to describe. What you\'re saying is, for example, that if I said "that girl in the blue shirt is cute," I'm objectifying every girl wearing a blue shirt and I'm judging every girl by the shirt color she's wearing. Use your brain chick.

[NoclueeR]

@BrutallyHonest3 how does that even make any sense?

[joewizard100]

i wouldnt class looking at girls in bikinis as being a pervert xD

[SaiienII]

lol! "This is the local pedophile..."

[ionoutellme]

@SaiienII haha that parts funny as hell

[wolfservant5]

The end is great.

[9Deuce9]

90%?! c'mon now ur being a lil harsh.... its more like 88% :D

[LSPena777]

Are your dogs purebred dogs that you bought or just a dog you liked and adopted or rescued from the streets ?

[rockypyro1490]

@BrutallyHonest3 UMAD

[AZWIN90]

@BrutallyHonest3 all men are like that... would you prefer we lie to you to get in your pants? probably.

[13mordeth]

@BrutallyHonest3 All I heard was "blah blah blah...women need more make-up...blah blah" And I think that you saying need more make up is wrong.....if they aren't wearing enough make up you should just flip them over.