I love(as in hate) movies and tv shows from the 60's and 70's that one the one hand are willing to show women as being as capable as men (or are better) but then also try to make it a joke. I'm all for strong but feminine women (I'm no feminist however), but this double standard like in this film is very cheesy, and thus very funny.
My favorite part of this movie is how the protagonists that are supposed to be the heroes are sadists and war criminals. They steal, kidnap, torture, sexually assault, castrate and threaten to execute a defenseless small time drug dealer, and intentionally let a restrained man get his throat torn out by a pit bull. Clearly they're the good guys.
"Vaguely Strauss, BUT NOT!" I've seen this thing like 20 times, first originally in the mid 90s, and this is the first time I've ever understood what Tom was saying (here at about 13:38). Total gibberish to me every previous time.
This movie taught me that women can be hot and sexy and still be strong-minded and independent. And men are so raunchy and stupid. And that Smarties are bad. And male genital mutilation is funny. And that women with brains are the homliest of the group and the director didn't score with any of them and that I like boobs very much.
Oh...my....GOD! What the hell am I watching??? Better yet, what the hell were they all thinking when they made this?!
It's like someone tried breeding some bastard love child of "The A-Team", "Jackie Brown", "Charlie's Angels", "MegaForce", "Force Five"...and out popped THIS. =O
It's weird, this film almost feels like a precurser to Bad Boys and Bad Boys II: sinful, god-awful movies with horrible actors with no personalities mugging and shrieking for the camera while we try to figure out why we should root for these 'heroes' when they are causing more death, destruction, and mayhem than the drug dealers, who don't really seem to be doing much harm. Huh. Still, one of my favorite MST3K episodes.
I hope this is holds a high ranking in the worst movies of all time! MST3K is the only good thing to come out of it. Thanks for posting – it's one of my favorites!
@PCGamer77 - Doh! Silly me...thanks for pointing that out, it's been corrected. And to think they even did a sketch about Lawford's performance in the film.....
Officer: The man was shot three times in the chest, his friend was shot once but lived, he said he saw the Blonde Lounge singer do the shooting, but she has no connections to the victim.
Crusoe: Well then, it seems our little Lounge singer
Officer: The man was shot three times in the chest, his friend was shot once but lived, he said he saw the Blonde Lounge singer do the shooting, but she has no connections to the victim.
Crusoe: Well then, it seems our little Lounge singer
It isn't so much that these girls are good at what they do. it's more of these are the worst drug lords on the planet and if these bimbos were up against competent criminals, they'd all be dead in a day.
and apparently the lighting guy decided to light everything in this movie except for the actors' faces
1:16:12 It's a good thing that car mirrors haven't been invented yet
Jesus, this movie is like you willingly place your head on the ground to have a construction worker jackhammer on it for a hour and a half. Ugh...These girls are pretty hot, but their sexiness doesn't completely make up for their bad acting and the director's bad script, bad comedy and bad story.
Why would the head of the "American Right" have such a foreign-sounding accent? Besides, Jim Backus would make even the most dastardly villian sound polite and reasonable.
I have liked MST3K since the early 90's, but have really warmed up to it in the past year or so, after watching a bunch of episodes on Netflix, and now your YouTube channel. The show seems to get better with age, as all true TV classics do. Thanks for uploading these classic shows! Please bring on more if you have them.
What an goofy movie. The celebrity cameos were unsettling, but the rest is so hilarious. The cartoon sound effects, that song about shining your love, the fact that the girls repeatedly use sex to get what they want, and I'm about 90% sure the Asian chick had a boob slip near the end of the movie.
I love(as in hate) movies and tv shows from the 60's and 70's that one the one hand are willing to show women as being as capable as men (or are better) but then also try to make it a joke. I'm all for strong but feminine women (I'm no feminist however), but this double standard like in this film is very cheesy, and thus very funny.
dynagirlsdaddy 1 week ago
Jack Palance craps bigger than Peter Lawford.
JobberBud 1 week ago
this is one of the more hilarious films, let alone the riffing ever.
edsch21988 4 weeks ago
It reminds me of a film I like better, called "Five Gates To Hell." It has the same sort of "empowered women" idea, but it's from about 1959!
Oppeldeldoc1 1 month ago
At 50:30 it's Torgo!
Oppeldeldoc1 1 month ago
Jack doesn't get paid enough to run
lilpimpinization 1 month ago
"RIP HER APART" *kids start running* hahah...oh my
fillemortex 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
is it just me or does anyone else think that mike and the bots would be more funny if they watched a porno?
21killurass 1 month ago
man this is from so long, the Frank is wearing the old school solid red Phillie's jerseys.
ManosthehandsofBones 1 month ago
Now I know what movies Quentin Tarantino got all his old hits from. Oh yeah and what was the "drugs" in this movie? "..one drug, please.."
kristinloveschevys 1 month ago
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kristinloveschevys 1 month ago
No disrespect to those who came before and after, but I think Season Six had the strongest on-screen team.
tigerboy1966 1 month ago
My favorite part of this movie is how the protagonists that are supposed to be the heroes are sadists and war criminals. They steal, kidnap, torture, sexually assault, castrate and threaten to execute a defenseless small time drug dealer, and intentionally let a restrained man get his throat torn out by a pit bull. Clearly they're the good guys.
MassadHattaAlZahabi 2 months ago
I know there are probably a lot worse films than this... but man is this bad! :O
godi3400 2 months ago
Maybe I am biased because I was a kid during the 1970's (and loved Charlie's Angels), but this is truly once of the best MST3Ks in existence.
bob343536 2 months ago
Charlies Angels + A-Team = Something you think would be cool, but this happens.
Ci3lag0 2 months ago
"Vaguely Strauss, BUT NOT!" I've seen this thing like 20 times, first originally in the mid 90s, and this is the first time I've ever understood what Tom was saying (here at about 13:38). Total gibberish to me every previous time.
megapolon 2 months ago
*gasp* I know where I've heard the car dealer's voice before! That's Chief, from Fox and the Hound!
SharkNinjaBlueStar 2 months ago
47:40 Scared the HELL out of me! lol
SigEpBlue 2 months ago
...as the plain, unremarkable one.
SaginawCareerComplex 2 months ago
forrester as billy jean king was awesome.
thanks for posting these, analogkid01.
well played.... well played. :D
travestestify 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
crotchless waders = solid 'lulz'.
how i love mst.
travestestify 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
47:46 this is how I feel about this entire movie...
SharkNinjaBlueStar 3 months ago
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This movie taught me that women can be hot and sexy and still be strong-minded and independent. And men are so raunchy and stupid. And that Smarties are bad. And male genital mutilation is funny. And that women with brains are the homliest of the group and the director didn't score with any of them and that I like boobs very much.
Yapshire 3 months ago
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Yapshire 3 months ago
You know you've witnessed a great film when you can fall asleep for and hour, wake up, and feel like you've missed nothing.
sternechamere 3 months ago
starring Pat Buttram
they never even made a big deal out of it!
What a gem of a name, PAT BUTTRAM!
I'll bet that was a fun name to grow up with.
McStewbeef 3 months ago
I'm a very organized person LOL! Yeah, you could tell by the way she couldn't find the map in her purse, how organized she is.
The black chick looks like one of the Holograms from "Jem" and why is she wearing a big, floppy bat on her head?.
Gotta love the stereotypical music @ 30:54.
"La Choy makes Chinese food" LMFAO!
Mike's laugh @ 32:18 cracked me up
Hey, is that Michelle Wilson? - "She sucks"
WTF was the point of the "7"? LMFAO!
HAHA! This is awesome!
GialloHorror 3 months ago 7
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GialloHorror 3 months ago
LMFAO! Good look for Mike and the bots.
Greydon Clark? Did he do another MST3K film?
It's not gonna be as easy as ABC - "She is the smart one" lol
"Jose Cardenal looks on" LMMFAO!
Neville Brand! HAHA He's in one of my favorites "Eaten Alive".
Hard to believe Dean Cundey was associated with this. I guess Dean did a little better with "Halloween" (1978).
Just when I thought MST3K movies couldn't get any worse, I stumble on to "Angels' Revenge" LOL!
GialloHorror 3 months ago
@GialloHorror "Joe Don Baker's "Final Justice" from season 10.
Kitschensyngk 1 month ago
*Phone rings* ''Shining your love!'' =3= XD Ahahahaha I spat out my....whatever I was drinking.
KichuFanGirl 3 months ago
Joel looks hawt with long hair, and Mike look hot with long hair too. :D
KichuFanGirl 3 months ago
I've watched three minutes of this and it's three too many.
Ihatethisugh1 3 months ago
Oh...my....GOD! What the hell am I watching??? Better yet, what the hell were they all thinking when they made this?!
It's like someone tried breeding some bastard love child of "The A-Team", "Jackie Brown", "Charlie's Angels", "MegaForce", "Force Five"...and out popped THIS. =O
Schone23666 3 months ago
It's weird, this film almost feels like a precurser to Bad Boys and Bad Boys II: sinful, god-awful movies with horrible actors with no personalities mugging and shrieking for the camera while we try to figure out why we should root for these 'heroes' when they are causing more death, destruction, and mayhem than the drug dealers, who don't really seem to be doing much harm. Huh. Still, one of my favorite MST3K episodes.
thejoexman 4 months ago
The plot is as thick as the entire "Totally Spies" cartoon.
patricivan 4 months ago
So this is what Fox Force Five would have looked like...
TomVfan 4 months ago 4
I hope this is holds a high ranking in the worst movies of all time! MST3K is the only good thing to come out of it. Thanks for posting – it's one of my favorites!
adiadv10 4 months ago
wow, you could pass out from all of the estrogen
pretorious700 4 months ago
i'm not really watching this movie, I'm a cardboard cutout sitting in a chair...
vonzigle 5 months ago 2
Servo (whispers): "Frank Zappa."
Mike: "Yes, I know."
Love it.
NakedNewsOfficial 5 months ago
Arthur Godfrey, will you shine your love?!?
tomservo56954 5 months ago
the burp/kiss, LOLOLOL
sinkingswamp 5 months ago
This is really good quality.
thingy129 5 months ago
Hey, TV's Frank in a Philadelphia PHILLIES! WOOO!!
CesMan83 6 months ago
@CesMan83 Tug McGraw, who actually is better known as a MET! Yeah, it's blasphemy.
pretorious700 4 months ago
IIITTTT'S THE T AND A-TEAM!!!!!!!
tencentpistol1 6 months ago
42:51 Ha, I never noticed the watch gag before. A pretty good joke, by this movie's standards.
PCGamer77 6 months ago
Jack Lord? Uh, I hope you meant to say "Peter Lawford" in the video description. Jack Lord *should* have been in Code Name: Diamond Head, though.
PCGamer77 6 months ago
@PCGamer77 - Doh! Silly me...thanks for pointing that out, it's been corrected. And to think they even did a sketch about Lawford's performance in the film.....
analogkid01 6 months ago
@analogkid01 Jack Palance, Jack Lord, Peter Lawford, so many b movie stiffs, so little time.
pretorious700 4 months ago
I've buffed my love once...I never..shined it..
1daddy57 6 months ago 4
@1daddy57
Officer: The man was shot three times in the chest, his friend was shot once but lived, he said he saw the Blonde Lounge singer do the shooting, but she has no connections to the victim.
Crusoe: Well then, it seems our little Lounge singer
*Puts on Sunglasses* Has taken a SHINE to Murder.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
WhiteTiger225 5 months ago
@1daddy57
Officer: The man was shot three times in the chest, his friend was shot once but lived, he said he saw the Blonde Lounge singer do the shooting, but she has no connections to the victim.
Crusoe: Well then, it seems our little Lounge singer
*Puts on Sunglasses* Has taken a SHINE to Murder.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
WhiteTiger225 5 months ago 2
@1daddy57
Well, it's time to start Shining Your Love, my friend! Shine...shine....shine!
JPerez9011 3 months ago
It isn't so much that these girls are good at what they do. it's more of these are the worst drug lords on the planet and if these bimbos were up against competent criminals, they'd all be dead in a day.
and apparently the lighting guy decided to light everything in this movie except for the actors' faces
1:16:12 It's a good thing that car mirrors haven't been invented yet
SpikeJet2736 6 months ago
Jesus, this movie is like you willingly place your head on the ground to have a construction worker jackhammer on it for a hour and a half. Ugh...These girls are pretty hot, but their sexiness doesn't completely make up for their bad acting and the director's bad script, bad comedy and bad story.
RichterTheEternal 6 months ago
One of Cole Porters worse songs....
zathusura78910 6 months ago
WHO IS IT? WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHOO AREE YOUU??!!
TheLackofattack 6 months ago
This film rivals Wild World of Batwoman in its cheesy-female-crimefighting-weirdness.
AkieAutumn98 6 months ago
Why would the head of the "American Right" have such a foreign-sounding accent? Besides, Jim Backus would make even the most dastardly villian sound polite and reasonable.
str009 7 months ago
I have liked MST3K since the early 90's, but have really warmed up to it in the past year or so, after watching a bunch of episodes on Netflix, and now your YouTube channel. The show seems to get better with age, as all true TV classics do. Thanks for uploading these classic shows! Please bring on more if you have them.
speedystriper 7 months ago 15
@speedystriper Agreed, this show is like an old friend you're always glad to see
Topdek 2 months ago in playlist MST3K Playlist
What an goofy movie. The celebrity cameos were unsettling, but the rest is so hilarious. The cartoon sound effects, that song about shining your love, the fact that the girls repeatedly use sex to get what they want, and I'm about 90% sure the Asian chick had a boob slip near the end of the movie.
xservox 7 months ago
48:17 look at the gas prices on the sign...63 cents a gallon!
KraeganWolf 8 months ago
in the beginning i was like ''are those charlies angels??''
amsooldnot 8 months ago
and running she's running and running... and running
dragontrainerconley 8 months ago
51:30 - Pure Gold
Nixel85 8 months ago