Fastest 100m Abseil

[jnmassaro]

someone please explain how this is a record....

[MedquaLity]

lol. how can fucking usain bolt can do it with running??

[Moonsorrow15]

That's not even abseiling. He is just plunging.

[hirziify]

LUNDUN

[muniez92]

He is falling a little bit faster than Usain Bolt is running...great job indeed.

[kensei85]

man that was soo dangerous, at 3:23 he's less than a foot from hitting the scaffolding and then he's a foot from going splat on the hard ground, lucky to be alive.

[sombrasanta]

Caraca mano, IMBEZIUNANTI muiti CUNTRULE, Decupa mano mais precizo escalecer a dezida A medição não é até o chão mano e sim no pontu que ele passa pelo prídiu mano ESPRICAÇÃO TENICÚUUU. Gafico ... 10 medição é até o ponto três 3 ele não vai até o pontu1 . “chão”

[GoneRoverBoard]

Kids, this is why we have health and safety these days

[TheAspiringOne]

Almost turned into an "Abseil world record DEATH"...

Nice box placement, Risky.

[alexkane07]

jumping would have been quicker

[ESHWANTH1]

why cant he just jump

[Imhighandhungry]

i can do it faster

[NanoMintx]

world fattest guy can do it in 0.5 seconds

[MidnaX92]

@NanoMintx hahahaha

[Pur3GoneWild]

Alright, next time just jump down bro.

[tommy19470rocks]

not to be mean rip to all that fell but the people who jumped from the wtc there brve asses won this :/ RIP ALL

[keno2468]

They should get a Royal Marine to do this i bet he'd demolish the record

[MadMongoose171]

...and it was broke in Russia three minutes later...

[counkev]

A fat person would have done this a lot faster.

[Olm9]

@counkev Actually not.. Study Galileo Galilei and you'll see why..

[xPeRiLProductions]

Should have made the boxes wider..

[debakkertje12]

Testicles....

that is all

[TheMoodersChannel]

3:45 hes all like thats fantastic! and the guy in the backgrounds like fantastic for you i have to put all these fucking boxes away and you didnt even use them >:(

[DeSsTrAiL]

at 2:47 is the fall

[lowsten]

Couldn't they have just titled this video "guy slides down rope." 

[mrkeisuke75]

3:50- i know he wanted to touch the boobies.

[NiclasThobaben]

Abseil?? Could it be that this word is from Germany?? :P

[FlofromBerlin]

@NiclasThobaben

jo

[Kondoriano2]

It starts in 2:46

[HIkaruSashimi]

In other words, 9 seconds.

[TheKingbrucus]

well everyone can do better!! just jump from a fucking building!

[runepk4life500]

OWNED!!!!!

[crymetyme57]

a faster way is called falling...

[pecky2007]

cool

[bobcomasta]

Skip to 2:10 for the action!!!

[walkingfunk]

they sould install one in every major hotel, thumbs up if you agree

[o0horhey0o]

@walkingfunk no one agrees

[walkingfunk]

that is a really thin rope lol

[TheShakenBacon]

omg, the end shot makes it look like he died...

[abisz007007]

tits at 01:19 starts at 02:47

[monkeyballs949]

@abisz007007 Where are the tits?

[rapesomeface]

lol it's actually "abseil". thought that'd be a german-only word

[warl3k1]

This is wrong. Cpt Price and Mactavish did it faster.

[TheAmbipunch]

Usain Bolt runs 100m faster than this

[RodCornholio]

He does it in roughly 9 seconds. Keep in mind at FREEFALL, it would be ROUGHLY 4.5 seconds. So, he slowed his descent by about half.  Not bad.

hyperphysics . phy-astr . gsu . edu/hbase/mechanics/fallq . html#c1

[4400rome]

thumbs up if you though that he was going for the boobs ! :D

[sexybeastx69]

4:03 lol

[aronhoekstra]

do ya like the boobies!

yeh i like tha boobies!

[Bravesboy5]

skip to 2:50

[ToXIClcArApA]

If he jumped im sure he would have gotten down there pretty fast....

[efrankie90]

damn thats a fine woman

[amanitebg]

Feeeeeeeeeeew...CRASH!!! :D

[xXeminem1996Xx]

It is hogh building , but not very high...

[TheLimbReaper]

That line should have been anchored (lightly) to the ground at center of the landing pad. I'd say wind played a small factor for being off center. It'd been a hell of a thing to break the record, jerk the line, break the rigging above and have it all fall on you.

[K9girl29]

-looking at 1:03- o.o meep...im obviously terrified of hights....

[hellagunner1]

Dear santa...

[4lifebluechucks]

@hellagunner1 fail

[motorxrules1]

2:44 it actually starts

[glupsamja]

@motorxrules1 thanks mate

[jumpupdnbdj]

Who is the safety team? Suggest they get sacked. If anything failed on his descender or his rope, that safety line would swing him into the building.

[davidbmx099]

I looked away and didn't say anything just like she said.

[CARMAGEDON28]

wanna know whats crazy....Usain bolt is not even a second of that time, and hes running 100M.....

[robortalien]

Ima upload it on failblog safety fail xD

[sim007DK]

starts at 2:10 thumps up

[kierons101]

TITS OR GTFO

[Emygirl50]

he kinda missed the pad lolz

[Stephaaanx]

TITS

[whiplook]

How on earth did a 2ft man get in the SAS?---lol

[dthomson80]

he missed the boxes! what if he fucked up?!

[aseglkj]

He's like 2ft tall.

[EliteGamer001]

@aseglkj and another guy is like 10 feet tall.

[Bmooooooo]

so he wasnt supposed to be all the way down when the clock stopped?

[nick8cilinder]

he mist the safety boxxes xD

[JetJockey87]

BASE jumping is faster.

[NotMachinima]

@JetJockey87 Actually no it's not, Cause the parachuting part slows you down ;)

[Lordfiller]

Lol i bet that Glove is mighty hot.

[TheCharlieHD]

fast

[NosebIeed]

hmm i dont know about abseiling but Usain Bolt can run 100m in just about half a second more than this.... Seems to me basically free falling should be a lot quicker than running by foot!

[silvarbullet1]

@NosebIeed You still have to stop at the bottom, even with some boxes to break the fall! Also, you start slower then speed up, as there is only gravity to accelerate you. I expect Usain Bolt is at maximum speed within the first 2 metres...

[veyronman]

@silvarbullet1 nope

[weissgyz]

that was longer than 8.99

[cranker9999]

they shoulda done the empire state building

[xxFaZiTxx]

shes got sum titts no joke

[AdamsJoshua85]

Usain Bolt is only one second slower horizontally in the 100m.

[powerman923]

OH HE MISSED THE SAFETY BOXES!

[richy448]

that girl is bangable

[velvetizerrr]

there are elevators 10+m/sec which could do this faster...

[dumbmuscle20]

i dont get whats so good about this record all he does is fall he can fall in watever amount of seconds get a fat guy and he will beat that record

[YinPok]

@dumbmuscle20 acceleration is constant irregardless of mass

[dumbmuscle20]

@YinPok ya srry i can almost make out what ur sayin the only word i dont get is constant if u could help me on that and maybe use smaller words next time that would help by the way im not a little kid im just dumb

[P0oDoll]

@dumbmuscle20 he says that mass (-> 'weight' to make it more understandable for you) doesn't affect 'speed' (or the increase in speed).

if it's the word irregardless that confused you -> it's just a non-standard way of saying 'regardless'

hope that helped.

[dumbmuscle20]

@P0oDoll i dont see how mass [weight] does not affect the abseile explain that n ill be happy but if u cant u lose hahahahahahahahahaha ud better hope ur a nerd

[P0oDoll]

@dumbmuscle20

I am NOT going to explain physics to you -.- look it up on the internet yourself.

besides, with the 'knowledge' you have (or don't have, actually) you wouldn't be able to follow it anyway.

[dumbmuscle20]

@P0oDoll u lose sucker by the way im not gunna look it up cuz i dont give a shit y would i want to know that ? thats a wast of brain space n i get so high all the time i probly dont have a brain dumbass

[ParallaxFilm]

Gutsy.

[Vinhaay]

i dont get it.... whats so special about breaking this record?

[Devilock79]

Pfft...I could beat that and do it HEAD FIRST!!

[iambonker]

@Devilock79 wow, then do it man and throw it on here. Id love to see it. Ive only just started to run rap and that scares the hell out of me at heights of 50m.

[isenhart666]

@Devilock79 me too, i've done over 100m headfirst in faster times than that.

[richy448]

@isenhart666 100m is actually not allowed for normal ppl to do max is 80m. So stop lieing

[ukrainiaNManiak]

i love it how dumbasses are defending this guy, "YOU CANT DO THAT WAA WAA WAA!!", well, neither could you~

[BatmanProject777]

Soooo, if he missed the boxes, and didn't smack the ground with enough force to shatter his bones, what was the smacking sound from ?

[ozmurda]

box boy

[harvancik123]

hahaha he missed the boxes!! what an idiot!

[wfnss]

why dont u try to do it u stupid fuk the only thing u can do is sit and ply vid games

why dont u try rapplin be for talkn all that crap here.

[basbooy]

BOOBIES :P

[cheesypie25]

@EnforcedProductions oh yeah!!! me too!!!

[pignutbushcraft]

thats not absailing. thats just falling bown a rope

[zerteroroller]

completamente fome cualquer persona q sepa desender con cuerda lo podria hacer noc q tiene de increible

aca en chile todos los de las fuersas especiales hacen eso y mis amigos qq escalan tanbien asta de cabeza avajo pueden desender sin manos, me pueden explicar cual era el peligro? .

[slayerhayes]

2 bad that the stunt in mission impossible 2 wasnt real whre he rappelled into the building through the rafters off the helicopter.

[lancerdeathkick]

wow, this isnt even a skill, all you have to do is hold on to the damn rope, thats a bunch of bull.

[sheepmaster1987]

@lancerdeathkick

so i suggest you upload a video of yourself doing this faster without dying ;-)

[zanderzoot]

@lancerdeathkick you're a dick!

The only thing you can hold onto is your tiny dick when jerking off to the male section in the Seer's catalogue.

Just noticed you're a yank - say's it all.

[milkman675]

so real and nice boobs on the host whoooooo!!!!!!!

[teti2004]

@milkman675 yeah nice boobs f*ck the record lol!

[Bissetonttu]

Whos that hot host ? 1:08.... :)

[cookies7103]

fail

[johanballaz]

took the words right out of my mouth. Nice tits

[AlizeCiz]

nice tits

[clarkie1213]

i want to see him and bolt do a 100m race sumhow,

any ideas how? lol

[DjBazUltra]

3:37 poor people unfolding the boxes in the background

o well they get paid

[aaronabasolo66]

I think Im going to beat your record and I will do it in my country my beloved MEXICO!

[moforefenafa]

usain can almost run that fast.. 0= omg

[imaddicted2speed]

i can beat him, i can skate 100m in 8.87 seconds

[chride87]

pfft make a video on youtube and i belive u

[265Maverick]

I've abseiled down a 444 foot cliff and im doing a 50 foot tomorrow. No a lot in comparison

[TJLXLR8]

obviously you butt munch

[265Maverick]

Thank you for backing up my statement TJLXLR89JF3BCT38END6RIENDYIEI3­. And the only butt I munch is yours!

[FruscianteFan95]

ive done a 445 and a 51 tomorrow so ur argument is invalid

[265Maverick]

After researching, I discovered mine were actually 446.8 and 51.000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000001. So your argument is invalid.

[FruscianteFan95]

well then you must also take it up the ass, right?

[265Maverick]

Whoa there! No need to bring your mums sexual habits into this.

[FruscianteFan95]

ohhh a your mom joke... what a burn

[265Maverick]

Thank you. I'm glad you can finaly understand how you just LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I win.

[FruscianteFan95]

whatever helps you sleep at night maverick

[265Maverick]

How the fuck can I sleep while your mum keeps asking me to have sex with her?

(P.S. She is crap)

[FruscianteFan95]

idk ur probably right... congratulations again on having sex with a 74 year old scottish woman...

[265Maverick]

At least im not the one still liveing with her.

[jackko86]

action do the talking.

[265Maverick]

May I ask what this means?

[danrif1]

GAY

[ViolentVendetta]

meine grossmutter seilt schneller einen ab !

[limelux]

you need to drop 2000ft without breaking to reach terminal velocity.

then youl be falling 1000 ft every 5 seconds.

Fun with a chute - death using a glove

[shumut]

what is so hard about this?

[phyrad]

Not hitting the ground too hard.

Still, it is a silly record, since it involves relatively little skill and relatively much risk taking.

[luksenborg]

omg !!! :O...

i've tryed it in 10 meters height..

but it was'nt so scary ^^

[raceready111]

u need a fat person so he goes faster lol

[khennigs]

Wow, someone's never gone to school...

[raceready111]

i was joking dumbass

[iremsultan]

@ race xDDDDDDDD haha that's true ^.^

[zaftra]

a slim person and a fat person of about the same height, would reach the ground at the same time.

[STUCASHX]

Physics fail. LOL

[phyrad]

Despite many people not getting this, the heavier person would actually (in principle) be faster.

Without friction both bodies would of course fall with the same velocity. Friction with the surrounding air scales with the surface, while mass scales with volume. Correspondingly a heavier person experiences a smaller relative friction.

[STUCASHX]

Well thanks alot for that.

My intelligence level just fell faster than the fat guy !!

[SgtMustang]

But a thinner person would be more aerodynamic, and thus would have less friction, right?

[phyrad]

That is correct. Still, this fact alone is not useful to estimate the velocity at which that person would fall as I have explained above.

[Timmy4pawz]

Surely it's impossible to beat this record because once a human reaches maximum velocity it can't get any faster

[marcgwilson]

he did not reach maximum velocity, he did not get a smooth start, it is very possible to beat the record. you just need the balls to go for it.

[denisbarinovx]

Crazy!

[DaWuDDDD]

haha if u listen carefully when it shows you him doing it- when he hits the ground- u can hear a girl screaming haha

[killabeeizback]

that should e at every amusesment park

[DukeLacrosse13]

i might as well hop on the bandwagon and say wow 7 comments???

[audiaq]

Im 6 ;) haha Nice

[MrKryptonX]

Only 5 comments in two years? lol

[hollywoodundead90211]

awesome job bro right on!!! hollyy crap

[niun10]

woohoo

[JerkwaterJones]

Balls of steel.

Wait.. this video is from October 2007, and NO ONE has commented yet?

First mofos!