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  • um

  • That gun shop at :51 seconds is Jim Pruetts guns and ammo. That's where I got my AK from.

  • Sure, it's nice to see your enemies chest explode. But nothing beats the satisfaction you get from caving their skull in with a titanium cestus

  • Those people over at Steelhawk oughta be shot in the face in front of their families

  • This recall is bullshit, These hollow point bullets work.

    Just ask Bin Laden.

  • can you imagine what kind of world this would be if these news were real? lol

  • I wonder if anyone thought this was real LOL

  • LOL @ INFERNO BULLETS

  • what a sick bastard american people think tht hollow bullets are not the problem the manufacter! ...okay im trolling

  • @dh234ful Trolling is much more effective if you don't tell everybody, and five times as fun.

    Just ask the British; they should know since they are all retarted and gay. See what I mean.

  • @bromixsr so if your from the states then that makes you the spawn of gay and retarted people. epic fail

  • @dakinizema Unless you know what you're sayin', kindly shut the fuck up. What do people from the states have to do with anything, they've nothing to do with me? What I did was give an example of how to troll, and seeing that I drew you out of your parents basement and away from the kiddie porn long enough to give a moronic opinion, I say I did quite well. Did you actually say epic fail??? Did your momma help you with that one, cause that was brilliant.

    You have been enlightned, Bromixsr.

  • @dakinizema you do know you spelled retarded wrong don't you?

  • @cassidy99ful Its Spelt not spelled 

  • @pappachook Both spelled and Spelt are correct retard.Also there is supposed to be an apostrophe in the word "It's".

  • @bromixsr can't anyone spell retarded correctly?

  • i'm sorry but i've noticed so far that that it's only females that thing theonion videos are real. weird.

  • Yes folks this is 100% real, idiots.

  • "more or less intact" LOL!

  • Now people are okay with people shooting and killing other people

  • Uhm, but shouldnt that guy be in jail for murdering someone?!!

  • Uhhhhh

  • This is sicker than any gun toting "redneck" would ever be. To actually think this up and it happen is worse than the guns and ammunition itself. Sick.

  • @TheSalagia Idiot.

  • NO PIERDA EL TIEMPO VIENDO ESTE VIDEO!!!

    INDUCE A ERROR Y A ENGAÑO A QUIENES BUSCAN SABER MAS DE MUNICIONES Y ARMAS.

    VOTAR QUE NO LE GUSTA AYUDARA A OTROS USUARIOS. GRACIAS.

  • WTF o.o wtf really wtf ???

    hope this is fake !!!

  • @xXsniperleoXx No, sadly it's true, unfortunately the hollow points were actually defective, which I found out the hard way after shooting my friend in the face over an argument about who shot first, Han or Greedo. The hole in his skull was pathetic and his mother was able identify him without dental records, I am so disappointed in Steel Hawk right now.

  • WTF o.o wtf really wtf ???

  • In my country, only the police can legally use hollow point bullets. So unless I join the force, I'm stuck with making very unsatisfying small holes in my victims. I regulary have nightmares where my victims just keep bleeding on me and refuse to die. It's messed up.

  • I want some inferno bullets, I love the smell of roasting meat!

  • @NumberOneDragon suck my dick, dragon

  • Incredible Americans

  • "warning: will kill you so fucking fast..." LMAO!!

  • 116 people got shot by deffective bullets

  • @Acarlino6 116 people ought to be shot in the face in front of their families

  • I've always used Steel Hawk products, and glad to see they stand behind their bullets. While they get this under control I'm switching to a flechette round. A 12 gauge combat shot gun with a round with 20 flechettes per round will work handsomely. Hope this helps.

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  • In America People Have right to See BLood And Guts when killing !!!!!

  • fukit still beets fox news :)

  • SteelHawk has lost my patronage. From now on, I'm going to stick to my chainsaw for the carnage I want to see.

  • STEELHAWK.INC... aren't they the ones that build Black cock helicopters for the U.S. Army ??

  • Bullets that set people on fire? I guess The Pyro and The Heavy from TF2 teamed up.

  • why is this uploaded twice

  • wow, this was the 1st onion news I saw lol, and I was like This ppl are horrible, Wtf!? talking about disaticfaction in murder!???? where the f are these news from? then I saw the comments and I was like .....oh...XD

  • it took me until 0:59 until i realised it was the onion lol

  • i want that penis enlargement giggity giggity giggity giggity

  • THis maybe a joke but it is a sick american joke

  • @Fordy757 Lighten up Francis.

  • 115 people didn't like the new inferno bullets. 

  • Wow! They have a transcript. Nice!

  • hot news anchor

  • 0:01

  • Hahahaha inferno bullets made me lol

  • @JFSKO The proper term is incidenary haha

  • Joke? The onion is no joke. It's america's finest news source.

  • @TheCrawler333

    It's even more credible than Fox News. xD

  • @Justinmac44 - Plus TheOnion is less racist and has more actual News than gossip. ;D

  • @TheCrawler333 to be fair, its not that hard.

  • @TheCrawler333 I thought that was fox news

  • @TheCrawler333 Onion is way more accurate then FOX news, thats for sure !

  • @TheCrawler333 you are right.much better than the bbc too.

  • @TheCrawler333 is this show a joke or real TELL ME

  • DUDE THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY OMFG. I sat here and watched it 3 times just to make sure it was a joke. LOL that was so funny i think all the people should be dragged out and shot. AHAHAH

  • Why was this uploaded twice?

  • The obscenity in this video and the comments section are just making me laugh and giggle like a little girl.

  • uhh are they TRYING to get people to murder their neighbors...?

  • Dear all trolls and uneducated, idiotic people.

    The Onion News Network is a joke news network.

    A joke. Enjoy it.

  • Onion News IS real!

    My Uncle Ed told me his 3rd cousin Wilma told him her Aunt Bee said her sister in law Thelma told her she hearded from her 2nd cousin Billy Bob that was told by his 4 cousin Leroy who had a friend Jethro that was interviewed by that Onion News.

    Jethro was hit by a train. He got up from that, but stumbled the wrong way and got hit by another train coming the other way. He still managed to get up & tried to stumble home but Sheriff Bo saw him & beat him with the club.

  • @the5hattered Sheriff Bo beat Jethro cuz Jethro was stumbling about with blood on him & not able to answer questions too well & sheriif thought he been hitting the shine

    So Sheriff Bo locked Jethro up where he died in jail. But he STILL made that interview. It wuz wunna them parinormal interviews,not that Jethro was ever normal to begin with.

    But there you have it-Uncle Ed NEVER lies so Onion News is REAL!

  • @the5hattered you are a moron for not knowing that the other people are being sarcastic

  • what a sick bastards

    

  • this is terrible what the fuck???

  • whats funny is, hollow points actually depending on gun have a lower kill capacity then full points since the shockwaves from larger caliber, or higher velocity rounds tend to kill more then the actual damage.

  • @PaleHorseWC2 That is why the army itself can use Depleted Uranium rounds for snipers due to teh fact the shockwaves alone from the impact kill the victim rather then radiation poisoning as cited in the Geneva convention?

  • @WhiteTiger225 Please tell me you are joking, or that you are 14, and that you just don't have any clue whatsoever about anything you are talking about. Depleted uranium is used in 120mm antitank rounds because it is extremely heavy and will penetrate any reactive armor. And no, because hollow points in any caliber are much more damaging to human tissue than ball rounds.

  • @PaleHorseWC2 And 30mm A10 thunderbolt bullets, got one of em :D

  • this is retarded

  • oh jesus, I think this is the sign that the Us has gone too far

  • i know that when someone shoots someone they want to see his liquified organs pour out of every hole in his body. give us another chance, and we will give you the lung shreddingist bullets on the market.

  • Being the quality GMILF she is, my steel rod would penetrate Andrea Bennet, then expand some more before blowing the load of the century. Perhaps I'm being off-topic...

  • God, my penis would explode inside Andrea Bennett.

  • What fucked up current affairs show is this!

    kILLING PEOPLE IS A CRIME

  • @n1ckzki not in my neighbourhood.

  • @n1ckzki

    I love people who think the Onion is real.

  • @n1ckzki LOL HAHAHA HAHAHA

  • @n1ckzki not in self defense its not

  • oh the south

  • Man thats so funny. I am so glad I live in Canada, Im pretty sure I would get shot for laughing at losers who think they are tough because they can hide behind a gun. In all honesty I enjoy shooting a few targets myself and ensuring I acctually have the skill to aim and shoot it, but there, you have to for your own protection. Thats so terrifying. Especailly since you dont have it covered by your health care.

  • @ThePaperDahlia

    I can't tell if you're being serious or not.

  • @explosion3209

    Agreed.

  • @ThePaperDahlia quit trying to be funny we all know canadas not even a real country

  • @verdemanthe1 You have no idea how depressing it can be when I can't even get my Canadian hands on a decent looking BB gun :(

  • @sethyboy0 I can get you decent looking bb guns

  • @verdemanthe1 How?

  • fake

  • @SWAT88DK You think?

  • @SWAT88DK

    You don't "Fake!" the Onion, you fucking idiot. 

  • I love america

  • some times i like to show this to my dad see his reaction lol

  • damnit i thought this was real...

  • Somebody will actually make those inferno bullets one day, wait and see. lol

  • @daFattylover There are inferno shotgun shells created already. I saw a video on it. They explode into a ball of fire, its awesome.

  • am i the only one that reads the scrolling messages at the bottom of the screen?

  • @3IDLukeK your not alone lol i always have to watch these videos more then once to see the avtual video and then to read the bottom scroll

  • @3IDLukeK

    Yes. You are the only one, thumbing this comment down.

  • Look at the animations face during the graphic! Nice touch. His head is rolling from side to side and his mouth is open like he's screaming. Priceless.

  • LOL, this is so funny!!! I can't believe some of you guys actually think this is a real news report. Steel Hawk is not a real brand and neither is onion news. This is all fake. It's all for laughs and meant to look real as possible. If you read the bulletin at the end it says "New penis enlargement pill works by making all non-penis body parts smaller." Some of you guys are so damn gullible!

  • lol this is so fucking stupid

  • lmao @ some of you stupid ma fuckas

  • the exit wound is only the size of a plum...lolz

  • finally we are beeing compensated... my victims had exit wounds even SMALLER than a pea... I mean come on, I buy a bullet, expect a certain outcome and then this?!?!?!?!?!? I am so furious, and so is the person next to me I just shot... Both of us demand compensation for the damage that has been done to us.

  • WTF YOU ARE NUTS THERE!!!!

    why did they put this in the news?

    this is just an advertisement for killing

    but it's pretty funny XD

  • locos de mierda, pero me satisface saber que les gusta matarse unos a otros, espero que pronto se erradique esa raza impura de decadencia occidental

  • lmao those people at steelhawk arth to be shot in the face in front of their family is the funniest line of the whole skit love it and yes I know datz wrong:)

  • seriously, a guy shot his brother and was not satisfied because his head didn't blow off?

    WTF!?

  • @gasbom hahahahahahah dumb dumb dumb

  • @gasbom

    this isn't real. DUH

  • Dis shyt right is funny as hell lol

  • *facepalm*

  • holy shit. wtf is wrong with people?

  • OMG reduced ability to explode flesh, damn you steel hawk : (

  • Fuck anti-gun liberal D.Bags. Use your head.

  • those people at steelhawk need to be shot in the face in front of their families. lol

  • im sorry but is there a country were you can shoot people?

  • @taylorross1690

    In the US we can, we have the freedom

  • @taledarkside im from scottland so all i get is to hit people with bagpipes lol

    and wear a skirt :) (i dont btw)

  • @taylorross1690

    In texas, someone breaks into your house, you can shoot them dead. In chicago, they don't want you to own guns. The crime is so high here. You have gangs killing little children.

  • @taylorross1690 yeah, most countrys in africa

  • Don't you hate it when that happens? .....

  • Inferno bullets...sounds fucking sweet!

  • Such designer bullets are crazy expensive.

  • Its kinda funny that people are threatening to invade the country and kill all of us when they just watched a commercial they thought was real that featured defective bullets that left en exit wound as small as a plumb....and they waste their time calling us dumb......*gives Darwin Award*

  • Has anyone counted the comments to see how many fucking MORONS believe this hilarious video was real?

  • What we need is to "accidentally" ship some hollow point ammo to our soldiers in the Middle East. By Geneva Convention, you can't use hollow points in combat... and the 5.56mm rounds from an M4 rifle don't put the enemy down quickly enough.

    Maybe we could send them some of those "Inferno" bullets. :)

    The Onion is sometimes a little too close to the truth to be real satire. They're more accurate than FOX News, anyway.

  • Aw, that means I gotta go return those "lung shedding-est" bullets I just bought T=T

  • I think the guy with the beard lives next door to me.

    Carl, Eagle River Alaska

  • i want this bullets :(

  • @superhight2 dont steriotype a country im the exact opposite of what you said about us i dont like my goverment and dont like the media either all they do is pump you full fear and violence and they need to consume im an american i wonder about greece is there a right to bear arms a right to say whatever you want to say cause cause we got that over here micro dick

  • @superhight2 man fuck off you know this is a joke by the way and im not even american but i live there

  • @superhight2 couse is spelled cause, maybe you should read a book and stop bitching at Americans, considering you can't even spell.

  • @superhight2 You're a STUPID a-hole not to see this is satire. You Anti-American POS. I am a proud American, and I wasn't even born here.

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  • Do the fire bullets come in .50AE?

  • killing is'nt enough, a geyser of blood and brains is indispensably. 1000 times sorry. Wound..smaller as a plump, is of course unacceptable.

    realy sick, macabrely

  • $10.99 a pack??? sweet deal!!! lol jk

  • It kills either way!

  • those bullets are "totally bad-ass".

  • Haha

  • When I was your age, we didn't have spiked clubs are cars to kill people with let alone newfangled bullets.

    If we wanted to kill someone, we used our bare hands, just like a real man would.

  • that was a little bit disturbing and funny

  • The comments made on this video are offensive to legal gun buyers. People buy guns and ammo to hunt, protect their families against unknown threats like robbers and terrorist. Gun buyers ALL want to protect the 2nd amendment why would they just randomly want to shoot people on the street and who cares about the capabilities of the hollow point.

  • @vedog02 you make me want to randomly shoot you on the street for making assumptions and claims that are fine for conversation, but if taken in a court of law, would be treated for the bat-shit that it is

  • hollow points explode? thats new, i fire hollow points all the time and they dont explode...damn mine must be defective too!!

  • @DaytonaRoadster sprawl is the correct term.

  • HAHAHAHA "you know if i wanted to kill someone with out destroying the body, i'ld use a hammer."

  • :D "making all not-penis parts smaller" (in the end)

  • haha a small fire ..

  • I call Bull Shit!! LOL

  • give us a chance ; we will give you the lung shreddingest bullet on the market...LOL!!

  • LOL Inferno Bullets hahahaha

  • Listen to all the Eurotrash complaining about this. It's a fucking joke. Go get your asses kicked by riot police and die.

  • It's embarrassing people take this seriously... I mean come on people how dumbed down has tv made you?

  • this is a joke lol

  • Rofl people are taking this serious, utter fail.

  • @tHecOmMeNtErSrEtUrN i know rite its funny

  • @tHecOmMeNtErSrEtUrN lol I know

  • @Runexn - You have a nice round head.

  • you know this is a joke right?