USING TWITTER CORRECTLY!!!!

[javoneybaby]

lmfao

[javoneybaby]

you are some type of crazy bitch Chris but i love u because you say some real shit!

[LisaSpringfield]

LMAO!! I DIED!

Poor Kinsey! You talked about him as if he is nothing...Lol

[Nancy99999]

One his best & funniest videos!

[chrisbabygurl07]

This is my favorite video of yours

[AndiKaulitz14]

Haha! I love you, Chris! That was hilarious. <3 

[MsScoobypoo]

i nearly took a crap.

a great BIG stinky scared out of my mind shat.

[RyzXcore]

This is the best video ever on youtube!!!

[dragonessflight]

2:08 hairball lol

[IrishFriendsFan]

0:36 the awkward moment when Kinsy's parent watches this and finds out the video is about them

[akatsukigoku1010]

jajajajajaja no mames me estoy cagando de risa pinche chris eres una mamada wey! jaja pero si tienes razon y no solo en twitter tambien en facebook la gente va y pone sus mamadas, osea a mi que chingados me importa que vayas al baño o que estes tomando un vaso de leche del refrigerador asi como tu dijiste! ME VALE MADRES, pero pinche gente pendeja que cree que nos importa, porque no ponen cosas como "ah me estoy cogiendo a mi vieja" o "estoy mamando una polla de 30 cms" aver porque coños?mueran!

[propertyofjoey]

Still cracking up.

[princess22214]

LUV IT!!!!!

[SingBrittany]

Omg it's his opinion ? Gosh he can be as crazy and insane and out there as he wants cause it is ya know... HIS VIDEO... where he can say HIS OPINIONS of things...

[tillymintj97]

OMG I'm crying with laughter and now have a stomach ache!! *AND I AM SICK SICK SIIICK OF..*violent choking*

[TIRIS950]

Kenzie!! Ahaha

[darcymaywhitaker]

WTF LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MyLifeAsLouis]

"WRITE SOME REAL SHIT!" xD

[Nancy99999]

His funniest video ever made.

[supermac18rocks12]

keep pressing 2!!

[monsteripolo]

@supermac18rocks12 What does that mean?

[supermac18rocks12]

@monsteripolo i dont even know cuz i dont even remeber wat i said.

[MyLifeAsLouis]

lmfao at the beeps

[chrisbabygurl07]

You are so fucking funny!

[supermac18rocks12]

.....who fuckings cares!

[LisaSpringfield]

LOL!

I loved it when you choked and cried.

[iWhoremonal]

You are so amazingly animated. Omg my stomach hurts from laughing so much xD

[lisac2020]

2:03-2:08 thats sooo fucking funny!! lmao

[ohboypokemon]

You are lookin crazy as hell lol.

[1Kaymama]

Why you be hatin the milk? What's it done to you?

[sassy2420]

0.0 this kinda scared me,lol.

[brettiphone4]

he's hilarous! that laugh is so infectious

[closetSHEWOLF]

i love that people don't realize he's not being serious. lol

[MsSignedUp]

Isn't twitter supposed to be a 'sharing what your doing right now' site???

[MsSignedUp]

Chris,look,what do you expect out of twitter?Do you expect people to wright about intresting things?Yeah you do :D,but that's not the point,the point is that almost nobody these days has intersting lives,like,i don't.

[potatoman23ify]

theres a wrong way to use twitter?

[TheShikaidou]

@lachproductions101 OMG. I thought the same thing LOL.

[NadiaFranke]

lol you're funny Chris !

[aeropostal1397]

really? what do u have to judge about them.

[KenzieLeeNorberg]

Kenzies my name (: haahhaha

[MeFishiee]

lol love you Chris

[PurpleSkittles6629]

why does it matter to you? its there twitter, they dont need your approval of what to right.

[BlindMagSoprano]

I think someone went off his meds....

[patriciaddavis]

I forgot about this video. Finding it has made my day. F'n hilarious.

[daydreamer995]

under sharing the juciy stuff juciy stuff hilarious!!! :)

[princessprojector]

Pours a glass of milk (hooray)

[DanniZombieWalrus]

press 1 lmfao love u chris

[idkwhatyours]

am poring a glass of blood hahahhahah

[SPFXsynthesisers]

Brilliant!

[erikanicolehanson]

i love when he gets soo worked up he starts coughing and choking. btw if u hate that so much STAY OFFA TWITTER

[MsChulaa]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. you just made my entire lifee! funny shit Chris <3

[Fishbowl569]

Chris, do you have a facebook

[supermac18rocks12]

chris yer funny as hell, but, honestly no one cares! XD

[hyperdelirium]

I know this is an old video but DAMN. XD you'd like my twitter feed. I NEVER SHUT UP.

[hellatuberful]

This is true genius! Damn Funny! Chris u need to do more skits like this. You should make more youtube videos that utilize your sense of humor. You have a great acting ability.

[MikeMsDaughter11]

This is in comedy, douchebags. It's funny as HELL how you all take it seriously.

[ClythiaMystica]

"cuz this is whats goin on for me" LOL

[watchinglover]

Don't fucking tell ppl what to do cuz ur just a sicko! Ppl can write wtv they want to on their personal profile! U want drama, watch ur gay porn! P.S im gonna go make myself some toast!

[ashdog236]

@watchinglover Yes people can write whatever they wan't but I do understand his point. I have certain people on Facebook who write the most boring rediculous crap status's. Like "Eating Pizza for dinner" "Listening to Gaga" "Can't wait for 5.30 to come". Some people actualy have like 10 status's a day and it's like they may as well write "I'm going to the toilet now" "Now im going to cook dinner" "I'm brushing my teeth">

Nobody cares!!!! lol

[TheJbaldy100]

People have a right to write what they want lol not everyone is having problems with there boyfriends..... Lol I know u hate straight guys but seriously.......

[TheJbaldy100]

Point?

[TheWiggleworm11]

Drugs?? Maybe..... Freak!  Get a life....please

[NickC2010]

you are fucking weird, dude. worst video i ever seen.

[blondie6990]

MENTAL.

get mental rehabilitation your not acting sane

[jiai3ien]

good point.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[RaynaOfSunshine]

You look like such a crazy bitch, LOL, lurve ya:D

[baabylynn]

you're ridiculous, take it down a knotch drama queen. It's THEIR life, you can't dictate it. Don't like what's on THEIR twitter? Unfollow them. They don't HAVE to post personal shit on twitter, that's what tumblr is for.

[MsCrzyBoy]

@baabylynn shut up.... He's not trying to run their lives. Just his opinion dumb fuk! lol

[MaryTheresa1986]

Thumbs up if you're pouring yourself a glass of milk

[secrets478]

um chris..i ♥ you and all but honey chill out!! and it seems like you care just sayinn....

[vanessaissocoollike]

press 1 omg that scared me

[daises143]

*hands over chill pill*

[MJgal125]

follow me then! :D I write what's really going on with my life! XD

[applesnapple100]

lisp

[FFChpiopaliamaxh15]

GAAHAHAHAAHAHHAA

[XathiusRean]

FYI- there is no "correct" way to use a twitter... People can put whatever they want on it, whether you like or not. And the reason why what happened with their exes isnt on their is because its DRAMA. no one likes a drama llama. And its personal business. Done.

[ShelmoYe]

HAHAHAHAHA LOVE THIS

[joelover33]

one of my favs lol makes me laugh like crazy

[Jenicathashuffler626]

I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU! GO CHRIS (:

[StaceyQ22]

omgod u just made my life!

[projectjuanpablo]

i love twitter

[LuvlyLivia]

I know what you mean, I don't need to know the boring little details of someone's everyday life. However, I don't think people should put all their personal business on the net either. It causes unnecessary drama, and leaves you open for negative criticism. No self respecting person would put themselves through that.

[4EverEdward]

When this first came on I thought I clicked onto a trailer of a new exorcist movie LOL!!!!! Scared the shit out of me! Or that thing from Tales From The Crypt LOL.... Love you Chris but damn....

[britneiilicious]

this is so crazy haha

[musicxcraze]

LOL

[TheDya99]

I am rolling out of my bed laughing.LNFGDAAAAAAAAOAAOSODK­S

TRAMP.

[TreMoeckel]

his laugh had me fuckin rollin!

[RedundantMisshaber]

Lmfaooo.

[MaryTheresa1986]

OMG I love you so much Chris! You are my hero!

[BRIGHTeyesCLOWN]

I love you xD.

[Cole10zac]

FCK TWITTER

[shiguaman]

HAHA he has a deeper voice than justin beiber

[132davey]

u just get better and better i <3 u sexy BITCH!!!!!

[FrozenSoulize]

Ahahaha i laughed so much on this video. Chris x'D I'm sick of people poring themselves glasses of milk x'DDDD

[SantanaRider]

just thot i would let u kno that im going to pick my friend up from school

[SummerLukins]

i just poured myself a glass of milk; thought you should know.

[MattndMarie]

Your insane

[GleeFanFiction]

I am sick! SICK! SIIIIICK! *cough* *gag gag gag gag*

I LAUGHED SO HARD<3

[sexymusicallover92]

You said "they're not really sharing what's going on." You mean "they're not telling their whole personal life and impulsive feelings that may cause drama." Some people actually have the common sense to say "You know what? I'm a little upset right now, let me calm down and think this through and evaluate if this truely matters before I go off about it." You choose not to do so, and that's your right. Don't judge people who don't act like you.

[MrSweetlife92]

HE'S MENTAAAAALLLLLLL IN THIS 1 AND IT'S SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!

[Darksunshinerain87]

This video LITERALLY made me laugh so fucking hard until I cried. Thank you so much, Chris.

[thechileano]

is it me or is this dude kinda gay?..

[Vicksterrr559]

@thechileano uh... duh haha

[budavo97]

@thechileano You gotta be kidding me. This guy is a tranny, if you even know what that means.

[ofcoursehesthefarmer]

large traffic cones. Had he in short been the victim of a gruesome religious blood ritual - a 'black mass' in short? The coroner indicated as much in his report. It was only years later that I would learn the full details of that nighmarish incident - that is, of the sanguinary despatch of a Man Of the Cloth no less. Daubed in gorey12 foot high letters was printed on the wall: ''Crocked Cricked AM I...SHALL BE...IDENTIFIABLE ONLY BY HIS SCROTUM...THE GRIM ONE WISHES IT TO BE/allOFtheBLOODInME..

[iluvcandy678]

@ofcoursehesthefarmer I read your reply to my comment but how can you be a priest from the 15th century ?

[PRETTYBABE991]

He is so funny!!!!!!!!

[WicCityChic850]

you don't write "real shit" all the time lmfao! but I LOVE this DAMN VIDEO! Fuckin love you Chris Crocker!!!!

[ClythiaMystica]

who uses twitter? facebook all the way

[butterflyangel93]

wow! I LOVE YOU!!!

[crystallic85]

CHRIS YOU ARE A GENIOUS AND ONE OF THE FUNNIEST HUMAN BEINGS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO MUCH FOR BRIGHTENING UP MY DAYS!!! You are AMAZING, I love you!!

[MegaEpicAwesomeness]

Calm down,dude. It's just twitter. Like if my dog died, I would't freakin' tweet about it.And twitter is about telling the world what you're doing. You don't have to strap yourself to a rocket just to have something intresting to tweet about. Calm the freak down.

[colmonhs]

Chris is Real.

[Xscenelaura]

this is a fake

[ofcoursehesthefarmer]

@Xscenelaura _This guy's an imposter, a vulgar fraud. The real Chris Crocker has a tattoo on his scrotum.

[iluvcandy678]

@ofcoursehesthefarmer then why is this "imposter" posting on chris's channelthen 

[ofcoursehesthefarmer]

@iluvcandy678 _To explain that I will have to take you back to 15th century Mesopotamia and the discovery there of a sinister religious relic. I was then a trainee priest who was living with three other men in a seminary in rural Sicily. One day the word went round that Father ''Name-Witheld-For-Legal-Reaso­ns'' had been found dead in his office in Basra,. The manner of his killing raised strange questions: Why had his head has been lopped off and his pectorals pierced with two [contin. above...]

[tango123451]

i luv u chris !!!!!!!!!! LMAO 

[xxChayLaidigxx]

You're fucking mental, I love it, haha :)

Chay xx

[blakan3]

Is he changing into a man again?

[1826Mattie]

The fact that people have time in there days to twitter makes me sick get a job go back to school get a fucking life. Who cares what the fuck people do in there life worry about yourself

[lobum]

holy... fucking... GOD. lol thumbs up.

[damaskus26]

Hahahah!!!! Made my day!

[shiftragon]

LMAO!!!!!

[LeighbyTM]

this is the funniest video of you i think. You look so crazy hahaha. love you <3

[wakingwallaby]

do you care if i write about the fact i just pulled a charlies horse while adjusting myself in my chair right now :( ow

[wakingwallaby]

this is why i love you chris crocker.

[sharkmanjude]

lol ha ha your so funny 

[2ejs9]

hahahahaha love it

[Cincygirlxox]

rofl.

you're laugh sounds just like the witch's laugh in the wizard of oz.

[HeyItsBalorei1]

I heard that beeping noise like 1000 times

[psycotikbytch]

ummm ya they do but the only problem is that if i said i just got in a fight with my boyfriend or girlfriend some one would get in shit and umm ya people do care and if it bugs you that much heres an idea DONT GO ON ASSHOLE like realy ?

[3hanhan]

haha ur laugh is sooo funny!!!

[YouisMad]

FOLLOW ME @ TeensGirlLife

[DonnaUtubefan]

I use to write stupid stuff like that on twitter now I do on fackbook lol

no I just follow new worthy stuff.

[guildenstern14]

Going to pick up kenzie from school :3

[JennyinGreen]

Why do you scream about something who nobody cares of then??

[tinkacooper]

I think I'll pour me a glass of milk...

[billywish]

whats up with the censor?

[bridgettebratz]

when you started coughing .... i never laughed so ahrd

[shhhbaby123]

This is the funniest shit I ever seen in my life! Brb I gotta go get a glass of milk!

[OneLazyNinja]

Too bad you can't unfollow annoying people like that..... fucking twitter! Making it so that i have no control over who i follow. Fucking assholes..................

Seriously this is exactly why i follow, like 4 people.

[MyApocalypse92]

ROFLMAO!!!

[oscarsfan1]

omg! one of the best vid!

*raises arms* "write some real SH*T!!!!" *pulling arms* LMAOOOOO

[QueenDemonDoll]

LOL Wow..Just..Wow....

[m0nr0emisfit]

i'm scared to go on twitter now

[Rockishdoll]

omg ! @ 0:15 hahahha EPIC

[j0nlaj0ie]

You have problems man.. Or should I say ladie?

[jij55555]

i love when he gets hysterical....

[ChrisTiNaThEFaMe]

Oh My Lord, i pissed myself xD

[carleebobbie159]

No one cares how ppl use there twitter....HEY NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU MAYBE THTS WHAT ILL WRITE ABOUT ON MY TWITTER!!!!

[OneLazyNinja]

@carleebobbie159 i'm going to talk about how i had beans for dinner and that they were delicious.

Take that, followers!

[s3xiisir3n]

0:12-0:18

he sounds like the wicked witch from the west in in wizard of oz

[surgerryy]

disgusting. i immediately went to his twitter site after watching this ;(

[lexea911]

I FAVED THIS!!

[PortugesePrincesss]

lol if i was on twitter right now i would tweet "i just pissed my pants" cuz this video scares me :S

[ThaaBeasttGoons]

lmaoooo "im sick of reading about ppl pouring themselves a glasses of milk !! " :)

[hongitosricos]

I'm not a fan, but I just had to log on to say that the laugh at 1:20 is genius!

seriously, you do A LOT of epic shit.

[coolmoe0423]

shes making this video for miley cyrus

[MileyHannahLeaks]

@coolmoe0423 Please go die.

[coolmoe0423]

@MileyHannahLeaks sdfu (:

[Smok3theRainbow]

"God i hope that B**** Burns!" LMAAO

[XxLunaniexX]

In some video you were like "why does everything have to be a competition on who is right" and now you are like "I'm the bomb, I'm totally right". That's strange. And what it is for twitter - you don't wanna read it, you don't follow them, it's as simply as that. If someone does not like what you are talking about, you say "don't watch my videos then" as well. Or don't you?

[TheDoctorV2point0]

dumb shit, people dont give a fuck what you have to say either, yet you do. incase you didnt notice this is another issue nobody gives a shit. in this video you make yourself look like a major dickhead and hypocrite.

[silenthillmaster755]

@TheDoctorV2point0 I care, and i think basically everyone cares but you, so you can show yourself out.

[TheDoctorV2point0]

@silenthillmaster755 actually, if you pay attention, in every single one of his videos someone proves him to be a dumbass.