Letterman - Bush has forgotten his text

[DragonFly122]

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[1990SuperGeek]

he reminds me of a monkey

[SullenMorbius]

lol. bush in front of camera never fails to crack me up. look, i think obama is no great thing. i voted nader and independent party. but ill never understand how an american voter could this moron (bush) and say, 'this is the guy im voting for"

[RainbowManification]

This is why Obama uses teleprompters, so he isn't remembered as looking like a dumbass on national TV.

[marzilyas]

you think after 8 years he'd have learned how to do his job a little better

[OwnageToAll]

"First I recognize..."

*Lets out a silent fart*

...OH NO...I JUST SHAT MYSELF.

[doriamedina]

Did he just take a dump in his pants?!

[k8lennon]

But...but....Obama is BAD because he uses a TELEPROMPTER! ha....don't remember any Republicans upset at this debacle and GWB always looked like a 3rd grader reading a book report whenever he read anything.

[mphof74]

@k8lennon but but..STFU obama has fucked the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA deeper than kim kardashians nigger loving pussy

[sschwoegler]

letterman's stupid segments are omg

[Freethinker33rd]

Watch the film OUTFOXED

Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism

[neversawblue]

omg, how was this guy our president for eight freakin' years!!!!!!!

[Poncho4NCVox]

HA! I asked myself that every day for 9! lol.

[kittyburger000]

@neversawblue Can you believe it!!! :P

[SuperRandomdude12]

@neversawblue because 60% of Americans wanted to see the hilarious things that would happen if he was in office for 4 more years.

[mphof74]

@neversawblue you're obviously younger than 15 because you don't even remember what happend

[durrtysouthfresh]

@neversawblue illuminati

[millionmillionaires]

@neversawblue Because the Supreme Court gave him the presidency despite the fact that he lost the vote. This was for the 2001 election vs. Gore. Nor is this conspiracy, this is on record. The Supreme Court halted the vote recount even though Gore was coming out ahead and gave it to Bush. Two of the judges should have recused themselves from the decision because of their personal ties to Bush thush securing the victory for Gore... but they didn't. Note to the world: We didn't elect the fuck

[TriaMaxwell]

@neversawblue That's what happens when you steal two elections.

[iloveyouandNY]

@neversawblue why don't you read is biography and see assfuck

[FightingForFreedom23]

This is a press conference, there are no teleprompters. Precisely why Bush always screws up at these things, its hard for him to think on his feet...apparently. Or maybe the micro-chip in his brain is malfunctioning...never know!

[ToughTeNsionz]

Do you know how many times Obama uses the prompter? Ha, apparently not.

[Spifficus]

This was a press conference. He was answering questions. You people are so partisan that you are incapable of recognizing the objective truth that George W. Bush is a complete idiot.

Go back to the dark ages shit-head. The rest of us will progress with the rest of civilization.

[ToughTeNsionz]

So you think what Obama is doing is smart?

[Spifficus]

Thinking before acting/reacting is one. This is a skill your moron savior "W" lacked. Everything he did was by gut instinct and turned out horrible. It's no wonder why the country is fucked after 8 years of his retarded ass...

Take a hint. The world hates George W. Bush because of what he DID, not because of some crazy conspiracy theory they heard on Limbaugh of what he MIGHT DO. You people would be at home in Nazi Germany.

[ToughTeNsionz]

I don't feel like arguing right when I wake up. But you're right, you just need to stop watching the alphabet networks all the time.

[Spifficus]

I actually watch Faux Noise & listen to Limbaugh (aka THEE GOP Shill) more than I watch the "alphabet networks". I look for bias on all networks I watch. The most biased cable news channels are Fox and MSNBC. People watch these channels to get their world views reaffirmed (Fox is just better at it). You don't watch these to get informed and formulate an opinion on your own. No. You watch to GET an opinion. The rest are fluffy, corporately owned, consumerist infotainment.

[jen8933]

why watch or listen to any of them?

[Spifficus]

The reason Fox's ratings are better than MSNBC is because reality has a Liberal bias. It takes a greater effort for Republicans and Conservatives to maintain their bogus world view, therefore they watch/listen to lots of right-wing authoritarian media. MSNBC is like trying to sell fish water, whereas Fox is like selling heroin to a junkie.

Also there is a matter of literacy. Liberals  READ and get their news for written sources.

[ToughTeNsionz]

My mom is left and she doesn't read, my dad is right and reads ALL THE TIME. Isn't that a stereotype? Ha, don't be so foolish.

[Spifficus]

I'm making a generalization? LOL! Literacy is synonymous with Liberalism! Look up the stats for your self! You have the internet!

Fox has better ratings because maintaining a bogus world view takes a greater effort. If a Fox viewer allowed reality to seep into their consciousness their entire world view and thus their identity would collapse entirely & destruction of ones self identity is worse than death, just as any inmate who's spent time in solitary confinement.

[thateldoo]

You'll never see Obama's mistakes on Letterman!

[bobolob]

Uh yea you do... But a mistake from Obama isn't near as funny.

[Spifficus]

You never saw Bush's stupendous gaffes on Fox "News".

[ToughTeNsionz]

That because Fox "News" reports the news not comedic actions.

Fool.

[TheRationalBeing]

LOL, Fox reported Bill Ayers and Rev. Jeremiah Johnson all last fall leading up to the election when they should have been reporting on the horrible downturn the economy was taking. LOL news, its a political action network no different than MSNBC. LOL "News"

[ToughTeNsionz]

They were reporting both, and why do I need to be informed that the Economy is bad anyways? I've heard enough of that.

[palehorse864]

That's because he has a spare teleprompter in case the first one falls and shatters on the ground.

[neversawblue]

That's because Obama's mistakes haven't ruined the lives of hundreds, not to mention America's international reputation (not that other presidents haven't done that, but Bush tops it)

[VanillaSky8]

OMG...LOL.

[SHOOTER0072003]

i dont think bush is stupid its the people of us who voted for him

[jqbtube]

Both.

[jen8933]

do you mean Diebold or the Supreme court?

[max80991]

Never trust a person who says Bush was a good president.

[mmysama]

Can you even tell what the man said? I couldn't hear it over the laughtrack. For all you know he said something REALLY intelligent and the liberal media covered it up with a laugh track.

[m64h]

"For all you know he said something REALLY intelligent . . ."

Yeah, like "Is our children learning?" LOL.

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[mmysama]

Well, why did the liberal media run laugh track over his speech so as to make what he said inaudible? Do you honestly believe that the people who edit this show are really that bad at video editing so as to make their own video unintelligible? This is clearly a liberal coverup.

[ISwingYouSwing]

Heres the whole speech that the "liberal media covered up" :

"Um........First I recognize.....................­.....that we live in a momentous time and................."

He didn't say anything worth covering up. It's referring to the pauses....

[mmysama]

Well, one could hardly tell that he said "that we live in a momentous time and" because of the laughtrack. Why do people still use laugh tracks anyway? Such an outdated method. By now, everyone already knows that that not actually the studio audience. Plus it's really rude when it drowns out what someone is saying. Who are they to decide which phrases are worth listening to?

[ISwingYouSwing]

Lol seriously. It sucks that they decide literally everything that's 'worth listening' to.

[mmysama]

Well, i don't think it's worth listening to something that inaudible.

[bobolob]

Everyone could tell what he was saying, but it was freaking funny!

[ISwingYouSwing]

"that we live in a momentous time and..."

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[Blueskywatcher]

Why does he look like he needs to fart?

[dolidoli82]

LMAO..so true..looks like he's farting...

[tedm82]

GWB is a genius compared to letterman. GROW UP you poor little sheep fucheads. seek help! You can even develop your own opinion other than one pretentious asshole. Good God what lame dumbasses!

[jqbtube]

I ran your text through a program the determines the IQ of the author, and it said 83.

[yoyotony28]

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[dafreshmen]

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[hitsforkids]

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[Monttanaknow]

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[valkyrsparks]

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[cynerain]

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[wisam1976]

seeing GWB, i am sure now he has developed from a monkey ..

[harmunder10]

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[DarthJebus05]

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[ViennasNachos]

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[bastard5y]

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[sensisamurai]

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[adammac999]

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[WorldPolitics]

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